There are many noble ways to die.

Falling in battle. Sacrificing yourself to save a village. Dying of old age surrounded by family.

And then there’s me—Avan Rong age 21, killed by instant noodles.

Not even the boiling water. I literally choked on the dry, uncooked brick because I was too lazy to cook it.

I know. Pathetic.

Anyway, one minute I’m gasping for air in my apartment, surrounded by unopened sauce packets, and the next—

[SYSTEM BOOTING…]

[Welcome, Host! You have died a very lame death.]

[To restore your honor, you’ve been selected for: “THE REDEMPTION GAME”!]

“Huh?”

[Congratulations! You’ve been reincarnated into the world of Elaria, where magic exists, dragons poop glitter, and people take leveling up way too seriously.]

“Wait, did you say dragons—?”

[Please shut up and let the tutorial finish.]

Rude.

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Pt2- New life same Dumb luck

I opened my eyes and found myself in a forest. Trees taller than skyscrapers. Weird pink squirrels with wings. And a raccoon wearing a monocle.

“What kind of Pokémon-looking world is this?!”

[STATUS UPDATE: You are currently Level 1.]

[You have no class. No skills. And no friends.]

“Wow. Feels just like my last life.”

[BUT! You’ve been granted a Unique Title: “Potential Future Villain”]

“…Excuse me?”

[Because of your snarky attitude and general villainy potential, the system has assumed you may eventually try to destroy the world.]

“WHAT?! I choked on noodles, not souls!”

[Don’t worry. You have a 37% chance of turning out okay.]

This is a scam.

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(hello everyone this is my second rebirth novel However I have great hopes from this one in starting the chapters are short up soon they will be long I want this novel to be short - however there will be season 2 (volume 2) for this right now I hope you guys enjoy this novel it’s gonna be full of comedy and weird adventure thought at first I didn’t have much in mind but after making it I have pretty much a lot…) after this I will write gibberish so it can just finish 500 words and I will be able to post it though it’s looking hard since we are far back from 500 words but let’s see and anyways guys do like, comment, subscribe and vote for this novel.. Ignore everything after this

- (You and me

We found adventure

I never dreamed that you would change my world forever

But here we are (But here we are)

I'm ready to conquer

Ready to fight injustice like I'm fighting monstersLife is black and blue

Happy then it's sad

Just call it an adventure

Then it ain't so bad

[Chorus]

Together we touch the sky

Wherever we go we fly

Forever we know adventure's in the air tonight

Together we touch the sky

Wherever we go we fly

Forever we know adventure's in the air tonight

[Post-Chorus]

Our dreams will come alive

Our dreams will come aliv-al-al-al-live

Al-al-al-al-live

[Verse 2]

You and me

We found adventure

In a land of buried mines and buried treasure

This could be-ee-eee

My last adventure

But I will take it

Whether it be pain or pleasure)

Turns out, I wasn’t the only one reincarnated.

The guy chosen as the Hero of Light was my old roommate, Darren—the same guy who never washed his dishes and used my shampoo without asking.

We met again at the Guild registration.

“Avan?! You got isekai’d too?”

“You owe me ten bucks from our last pizza order.”

“I’m the Hero of Light now.”

“I’m the Future Villain.”

“…bro what?”

⸻

[Side Quest Unlocked!]

Steal Darren’s Shampoo.

Reward: +5 Petty Points

At least the system gets me.

-Part3- I join the Guild somehow

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“So let me get this straight,” I said to the receptionist. “To register as an adventurer, I need to complete a trial?”

She nodded without looking up from her crystal clipboard. “Yes. Defeat the Trial Slime. It’s in that room.” She pointed to a small wooden door with a doodle of a smiling slime holding a dagger.

“Trial Slime,” I muttered. “That doesn’t sound too bad.”

[WARNING: The Trial Slime has defeated 87 new adventurers today.]

[It is nicknamed “The Traumatizer.” Good luck.]

“…I feel lied to.”

Part 4: Slimed and Shamed

The Trial Slime was not cute. It wasn’t blue. It wasn’t small. It was the size of a car and oozed like someone’s cursed jelly dinner.

It also immediately slapped me across the room.

“OW! I THINK MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY FOR A SECOND!”

[You took 13 damage. Out of 15 total HP.]

[You are what the system refers to as: Very Squishable.]

“Oh no. I’m gonna die again. And this time it’s not even noodles.”

But then—

[Skill Unlocked: “Desperation Dodge” – Activated under extreme fear.]

[You flailed so hard you accidentally dodged.]

I rolled right under the slime as it lunged again, and somehow—miraculously—stabbed it with a stick I was holding.

[CRITICAL HIT!]

[Trial Slime Defeated.]

[LEVEL UP! x2]

[You are now: Level 3!]

[New Title: “Flailing Survivor”]

I lay on the ground gasping. “I’m not even mad. I’ll take it.”

I returned to the guild bleeding, burned, and covered in slime goo.

The receptionist looked mildly surprised. “Oh. You didn’t die.”

“Thanks for the faith.”

[Main Quest Unlocked!]

Form a Party with Other Weirdos.

Reward: Actual Progress in Life.

“Cool. Where do I find weirdos?”

[Scanning… Match Found.]

[Recommended Party Member: Luna Nightwhisper – Half-elf. Rogue. Aggressively antisocial.]

We met five minutes later. She threw a knife at my head before saying hi.

“Who sent you?”

“I just wanted to party up—”

She pressed another knife to my throat.

“I don’t do parties. Or people.”

I raised both hands. “Understandable. I also hate people. Especially heroes. And slimes.”

She paused. “You had slime goo on you when you walked in.”

“You noticed?”

She slowly lowered the blade. “Fine. I’ll join. But touch my loot and I stab you.”

[Party Formed!]

Avan + Luna: Dysfunctional Duo Activated.

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Our first dungeon was called The Cave of Whispering Woes.

“Sounds spooky,” I said.

Luna rolled her eyes. “It’s a beginner dungeon. The only thing whispering here is probably just a cursed rock or something.”

Spoiler: It was.

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We stepped inside. It was dimly lit by glowing mushrooms. A weird breeze kept blowing directly into my face. And then—

[Dungeon Notification: You’ve entered a B-Class Mild Inconvenience Zone.]

[Status Effects Applied: Slightly Uncomfortable Mood, Itchy Neck Feeling, and Random Floor Creaks.]

[Good luck.]

“What kind of dungeon curses you with ‘itchy neck’!?”

Luna grinned. “At least it didn’t say ‘explosive diarrhea.’ That’s the next dungeon over.”

I began to question my life choices.

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Part: 6 : The Useless Prince

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In the third room of the dungeon, we found a guy chained to a glowing rock, sobbing dramatically.

“Help me, brave adventurers! I am Prince Kyren of the Glorious Kingdom of Bosharia!”

Luna leaned toward me. “Glorious Kingdom of What-now?”

“No idea,” I whispered. “He looks like a background character with a budget.”

[Side Quest Alert!]

Free the Overly Dramatic Noble.

Reward: 10 Gold + 1 Royal Favor + A Headache.

We cut him loose.

He immediately tripped over his own cape.

“This dungeon is so vile, I haven’t bathed in hours. My skin is dry. My enemies will laugh at my complexion.”

Luna stared. “I want to throw him back in.”

“I support that emotionally, but the system says we get gold.”

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Part 7: Surprise Boss Fight (Because Of Course)

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After babysitting Prince Moisturizer through traps and slimes, we made it to the final room.

“I sense a powerful presence,” Luna muttered, knives ready.

“Is it another noble in need of lotion?”

Suddenly, the ground shook. A giant chicken with fire in its eyes emerged.

A. GIANT. CHICKEN.

[WARNING!]

[You have encountered the Hidden Boss: Cluckles the Tormented.]

[Species: Demon Chicken]

[Mood: Extremely Angry. Possibly Hungry.]

Cluckles squawked once—and launched a fireball.

“WHY DOES IT HAVE MAGIC?!” I screamed, rolling to the side.

Luna dodged cleanly. “I don’t know, but it’s targeting you.”

[Passive Skill Activated: Natural Aggro Magnetism.]

[You attract enemies due to your chaotic energy.]

“What the hell, SYSTEM?! I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS.”

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We fought like our lives depended on it. Luna dashed, sliced, vanished. I threw random spells I didn’t remember learning.

[You accidentally cast “Blinding Confidence!” It did nothing.]

[Cluckles is now taunting you.]

At last, Luna landed a critical stab to the bird’s beak. I leaped forward and screamed, “CHICKEN DINNER!” before bashing its head in with a frying pan I looted earlier.

Don’t ask why I had it.

[CLUCKLES DEFEATED!]

[You leveled up! x3]

[New Title: “Bird Slayer Supreme”]

[Item Drop: Demon Chicken Feather of Fire Resistance.]

Luna collapsed next to me, panting. “If this is beginner level, I’m terrified of what’s next.”

Prince Kyren sniffled. “I chipped a nail.”

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