A Sinner’ Banquet
into
Author
I control what you do
Author
A bunch of random punks
Author
But you don’t know they are vampires
Author
Actually I need 150 words so like 94 left
Author
Let’s introduce who we got then
Andy
No, this is Andy time. I shall not introduce.
Author
Any words of wisdom?
Pete Wentz
Make out with someone who understands you.
Pete Wentz
Or looks hot in plaid.
Jon Walker
Why don’t you ever talk to me like that? Ryan?
Ryan Ross
There’s only one girl for me.
Ryans eyes flicker to a tub of cheese whiz
Pete Wentz
Hi stupid, I’m Pete
Max Green
You forgot to introduce me.
Author
Boy, you chose to scream.
Andy
STOP INTERRUPTING ANDY TIME!!
Author
Now the story begins
We have enough words to progress. :)
idk
You open the mail box, peeking in before grabbing out an elegant envelope.
Author
I’ll read it for you
Your invited to a BIG BANQUET
Please, come by 221B Baker st, Bikini Bottom
Author
Your name was meant to be Odie
You and your dog start walking in the autumn leaves
Until the author stands before you beaming down a gorgeous smile
Author
I need you to do something important
You are dirt poor and live in a bubble
Of course your gonna do jt
You
What is it that you wish I do
Author
See that pig style?
Author
Trifle in that pig shit and fetch me my ring will ya?
You walk over to the pig style and ease in the mud and shut
Fuck this must suck for you l’amo
You find yourself dangling in a change, dogless.
The candle lights are dim, but you can see your in a dirt hutch. Swinging from this cage, unable to escape, you stand.
Gennadi
Do you want to leave so you can go to the banquet?
Gennadi
I present two options
Gennadi
Pay me 100000 gold pieces
Gennadi
or b.) eat a string of my ass hair
Now on your way to the castle
You decide to take a path less in public
Pete Wentz
Velocome, to our castle Ah ah ah ah
Mikey Way
I don’t think you need to fake an accent.
Pete Wentz
Vuck you ah ah ah
Mikey leads you to the dinning hall filled with people, some you recognise. And some odd looking people
They all had a little glow to their eyes
Ryan Ross
That’s because we’re emo
Max Green
I’m not talking to you
Max Green
You’re not even here!?
You sit at the table and eat your chicken like a good girl or boy or them
You notice only the guests are eating odd
The vampires…or as you know the emos, they all all lick their lips
Andy
I don’t even want to be here
Andy
I’m bit even a vampire
Max Green
Nah, I want to try cannibalism.
Andy
Didn’t think about that
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