Things U Haven't Noticed
Prologue: Trouble in paradise
Jaze
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM DUDE?!?
Wendell
Jaze.... Don't start...
Se Heon
I didn't do anything
Se Heon
it is YOUR fault!!
Jaze
YEAH!! OKAY IT IS NOW MY FAULT
Jaze
Is it my fault that our fans likes me more than you?!?!?
Se Heon
That girl is not even our fan at all!
Se Heon
Jealous of WHAT?!?
Jaze
Jealous that our fans doesn't like you at all, and they don't want to hook up w u
Se Heon
I am not attractive enough to attract fans
Se Heon
I am the least popular in this group
Se Heon
Throw me every mean words that u could think of
Se Heon
But hooking up w ur fan is NOT PROFESSIONAL at all
Se Heon
esp we're on a fucking public place
Se Heon
And punching my face after that won't solve any kind of hatred that you have on me
Rio
Jaze, don't be such an asshole
Rio
What if someone took a video of u two fighting like teenagers?
Wendell
Hello Manager Yeom
Manager Yeom
I am not in a right mood right now
Manager Yeom
Because there are two idiots in this group who are photographed having bruises on their face while leaving a club
Manager Yeom
Jaze and Se Heon!!
Manager Yeom
Explain this shit to the PR Department office
Author's Note: Hope you'll like this story!!!
(and sorry for some grammatical error)
1: Shipping Culture
Jaze
I can't find my airpods
Jaze
I can't find it anywhere
Jaze
Damn, u r feeding those 'rioze' shippers so much
Rio
Oh gosh, I forgot those fans who love to pair us
Se Heon
they don't pair u in Platonic way btw
Rio
Well, Jaze is the most hetero dude in this group
Se Heon
a hetero playboy who can't control his hormones
Rio
Remember those times where jaze is just a shy bean and se heon is just a grumpy grandpa? Good old days
Wendell
Did u just type 'sighs'?? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jaze
WHY DID U HIDE MY FUCKING AIRPODS?!?!?
Se Heon
I didn't hide anything
Jaze
then why did i found my airpods inside YOUR bag??
Se Heon
Maybe bcoz... Those are MINE
Se Heon
did u fcking inspect my bag without my consent?!?!?
Jaze
don't be such a liar, this airpod is mine
Jaze
Such a stealing gremlin
Rio
Oh yeah, I remember the two of you having an identical airpods
Rio
Both have star stickers
Rio
Literally match made in heaven
Rio
Our fans loves to pair us up but I haven't seen some jaze x se heon shippers
Jaze
I'M GLAD WE DON'T HAVE ANY
Se Heon
This is the first time I'll agree to jaze
Jaze
Wow, it took you so long to realize that I am right
Se Heon
Don't fuck it up jaze
Wendell
Did u type 'sighs' again? HAHAHAHHAHA
Wendell
Dude, what kind of substance are u on?
Rio
wendell yeun's addictive substance
Wendell
Dude, u want to kiss everyone
Rio
Btw i am opening a new stan account
Rio
a ship between u and jaze
Wendell
Oh i love the name
Wendell
Stop flirting damn
Rio
I cant see any jaze x heon's tweet
Rio
Maybe bcos the two of u haven't interacting eo while on stage
Rio
I need to start tweeting abt the 2 of u in my heaze fanclub acc
Jaze
Our fans are not stupid like u
Jaze
They know better than u
Se Heon
Are not fit to pair
Se Heon
and I am glad our fans doesn't demands us to interact
Rio
The two of u r in a same group
Rio
Interacting won't kill the both of u
Wendell
We're also having a hard time trying to work things out between the two of u
Rio
I heard something interesting
Jaze
well i hope its not bad
Rio
BUT NOT FOR ME AND THE OTHER TEN HEAZE LUVR
Jaze
Don't announce any bs
Manager Yeom
Well I'll announce it anyway
Manager Yeom
The management decided a comeback
Manager Yeom
But it is a subunit
Manager Yeom
It will be Jaze and Se Heon's Subunit album
Manager Yeom
It is to cover up the issue between the two of you 3 months ago
Jaze
EVERYONE MOVED ON FROM THAT ISSUE, IT'S BEEN 3 MONTHS SINCE IT HAPPENED. THE MANAGEMENT ALREADY RELEASED A STATEMENT STATING THAT WE ONLY HAVE ACCIDENT INSIDE THE CLUB
Jaze
What's the fcking point of pairing the two of us?!?!?
Manager Yeom
Because the famous insider media would release a news interviewing the girl you almost hooked up with
Se Heon
Well it is Jaze's fault in the first place
Se Heon
This is ur price fucker
2: Lovers?!?!?
Se Heon and Jaze Private Message
Se Heon
This is ur first time dming me
Se Heon
What changes ur mind?
Jaze
my burning hatred for u
Se Heon
You hated me from a long time ago
Jaze
If u let me have one night with that girl then we do not need to suffer this hell of a subunit
Jaze
i know u also hate the idea of making music with me without the other boys
Se Heon
Oh u are wrong mister
Se Heon
I AM ENJOYING THIS
Se Heon
Bcos it tortures you
Se Heon
Good luck with pretending u don't hate me in front of other ppl
Se Heon
Oh u shouldn't forget abt the fanservice
Se Heon
R u ready to do some aegyo with me
Se Heon
HAHAHSHHSHSHSHSHHSHSHS
Jaze
I forgot all the bullshit that we have to do while promoting the subunit
Jaze
Don't do weird things to me
Jaze
I'll lose my temper and punch u while being on national tv
Se Heon
u know, physical touch is my favorite love language
Se Heon
Oh btw, the director of our mv are here
Se Heon
I know that u dont want to be involved w me
Se Heon
and with the subunit
Se Heon
But pls be professional
Se Heon
We r waiting for u in the meeting room
Jaze
i forgot abt the meeting
Rio
Lovers HAHSJAJSKSKSKKSS
Jaze
The director said 'Implied lovers' not explicitly love dove or lovers that u r thinking of
Wendell
I just left to meet with the producers of Night Entertainment's newest group and y'all r acting weird again
Rio
Hehahhehshehaheheue sorry leadernim
Rio
Oh the love birds replied the same thing HAHSHAHHAHAHA
Wendell
I hope what i am thinking rn is not real but wtf is happening?!?!?
Rio
Well, these two arch nemesis will play as lovers to their subunit's music video
Wendell
WTF?!?!?!?GWHWJAJAJAJJAJSJSKS
Rio
You should see their faces when the director said those
Rio
IT IS LIKE I AM WATCHING CINEMA AHAHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHS
Rio
my heaze ship is sailinggggggg
Se Heon
now that i think of it...
Se Heon
i think i'll enjoy it
Jaze
it is not funny at all
Jaze
I hate u so much Min Se Heon
Jaze
It is not a 'haha' thing at all
Jaze
U r not being funny at all
Jaze
Imagine playing as a lover of someone u want to punch is NOT funny at all
Jaze
It feels like yall are fcking bullying me
Jaze
You know fully well why I hated you
Jaze
And why my hatred for you happened
Se Heon
Everyone in this group knows
Se Heon
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I DIDN'T SO SHIT
Se Heon
AND EVERYONE KNOWS HOW FOOLISH U R TO HATE ME FOR SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'T DO AND ALSO ITS BEEN 3 YEARS, GROW UP MAN
Se Heon
I am trying to find this situation that we r experiencing rn as funny
Se Heon
Maybe it is not funny
Wendell
Guys, u should talk abt ur issue privately and personally
Wendell
Crashing out in this group chat wont help at all
Jaze
expressing my anger in this group chat wont help me
Jaze
Bcos even if i tried to be serious, yall would just find it funny
Jaze
Why am i in this group again?
Jaze
Bcos yall can't find a better replacement for me
Jaze
Good luck in finding a better vocalist than me
Se Heon
As if I am the wrong one here
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