"Oops, I Accidentally Stole a Husband (And Now He Wants to Kill Me)"
thief
Taehyung had one simple goal in life—get rich, live easy, and never look back.
Being a con artist and a thief wasn’t just a job. It was an art. And tonight? He was about to pull off his biggest masterpiece.
Sitting in a sleek black van outside the Kim family's grand estate, Taehyung smirked as he adjusted his earpiece
Taehyung
Alright, boys. This is the one. If we pull this off, we’ll be rolling in money for the rest of our lives.
Jimin
You sure about this? The Kims aren’t just rich—they’re scary rich. Like ‘own a private army’ kind of rich.
Jin
And they worship that jar. If we get caught, they won’t just throw us in jail—they’ll probably curse us for life.
Taehyung
Oh, please. It’s just an ugly old jar. Rich people always believe in weird stuff. But the black market? They eat this kind of thing up. We could sell it for billions.
Jin
I like not being killed by a crazy rich cult
Taehyung
Relax, hyung. That’s why we have a plan
The Kims were hosting a grand charity gala, meaning the estate was packed with celebrities, business moguls, and government officials. Security was tight, but not tight enough to stop them.
Step 1: Jin would charm his way in as a VIP guest.
With his flawless suit and silver tongue, he could walk through any door without suspicion.
His job? Distract the security team just long enough for Taehyung and Jimin to get inside.
Step 2: Jimin would hack the security cameras.
He was already breaking into the estate’s system, looping the camera feeds to make sure Taehyung wouldn’t be seen.
Step 3: Taehyung, the star of the show, would sneak into the temple room and steal the jar.
It was rumored that the Kims prayed to the jar for wealth and success—which, honestly, sounded like complete nonsense.
But that nonsense was about to make him filthy rich.
Easy.
.
Dressed in an all-black suit, Taehyung slipped through the side entrance, his movements quick and precise. Thanks to Jimin’s hacking, the guards watching the cameras saw nothing but empty hallways.
Taehyung
Alright, I’m in *earpiece
Jimin
Go down the hallway, third door on the left. The jar should be in there. *earpiece
Jin
Uh, guys? Slight problem. Some old man in a robe is giving a speech about the sacred jar’s power and how it must never be touched. *earpiece
Taehyung
Yeah, well. He’s about to have a very bad night
Carefully, he slipped into the dimly lit temple room. At the center, on an ornate golden pedestal, sat the object of tonight’s heist—an old, worn-out clay jar.
Right above the sacred jar, a massive portrait hung on the wall.
The man in the painting was the hottest motherfer Taehyung had ever seen.*
Taehyung
This dude… is fine as hell. Who is he?
Jin
If it’s the portrait in the temple, that’s the Dragon King the Kims worship. He ruled like a thousand years ago before he mysteriously vanished.
Taehyung
Damn *still starring
Taehyung
I’m focusing. Focusing on how that man would taste.
Taehyung
I mean, look at him
Taehyung
He’s got big hands. You know what they say about big hands.
Jin
This is not the time to be THIRSTING over a DEAD MAN
Taehyung
I’m just saying… if this guy was alive, I’d let him ruin my life.
opps I got a husband
Taehyung finally turned away from his future ghost boyfriend and approached the sacred jar.
It was old. Covered in strange dragon carvings. Honestly, it looked boring.
Taehyung
Alright, let’s wrap this up
The second his fingers touched the surface—
The entire room started shaking.
The jar cracked open, and blinding golden light exploded from inside.
The air roared, like thunder and fire were waking up at the same time.
And then—
A man appeared.
Tall. Half-naked. Muscles that looked carved from stone.
The same golden eyes from the portrait—except now, they were burning with rage and confusion.
Taehyung stared.
The very alive, very real, very angry Dragon King stared back.
Taehyung
So that’s why the Kims were rich
Jungkook
Who dares awaken me?💢
Taehyung blinked.
Then slowly, shamelessly raked his eyes down the dragon king’s broad chest, thick thighs, and the dangerous "package" situation happening below.
Jungkook growled, rage crackling off his body like fire.
Taehyung
Okay so funny story 🌝
Jungkook grabbed him by the collar, yanking him close.
Jungkook
The mate bond has formed,😡😡
Jungkook
You are bound to me now😡😡
Jin
I told you not to touch the damn jar!
Jungkook glared at him like he wanted to kill him.
Taehyung, still staring at his abs:
Taehyung
That’s a shame. You’re exactly my type.”
Taehyung
You’ll learn to love me.
And that’s how Taehyung accidentally got himself a thousand-year-old dragon husband… who absolutely hated his guts.
my husband hates me
The loud alarm still rang in the room. Taehyung’s heart pounded as he clutched the wrapped jar. He heard heavy footsteps and angry shouts. The guards were coming.
Peeking through a small window, Taehyung saw many soldiers storming the hall.
Inside the room, Jungkook stood tall with a furious look in his golden eyes. He had waited for his true mate for many, many years. Now he was forced to bond with a thief—a man he thought was dirty and ugly.
In his mind, Jungkook wanted to chop Taehyung into pieces and even eat him. But the ancient bond made him protect Taehyung, even though he hated him.
Taehyung
I’m not that ugly…I’m not that dirty!
Jungkook
You are my mate now! You cannot run away!
He grabbed Taehyung by the collar and held him tight
Taehyung
Let me go! I just wanted the jar for a big score
Outside, Taehyung saw that some soldiers lay dead on the floor. Jungkook had already fought them off. But more soldiers were coming. Taehyung’s eyes widened in fear.
Jungkook
I have waited for my true mate for many years. And now, you are here. I want to kill you, but I must protect you.
The soldiers moved closer. Jungkook stepped in front of Taehyung and shouted,
Jungkook
No one will touch my mate!
Jungkook held him so tightly that the mate bond kept them close together.
Taehyung lay flat on the floor of his tiny apartment, panting like he had just run a marathon. He was alive. He was safe. And—holy shit—he had a dragon bodyguard now.
Across the room, Jungkook stood tall, shirtless, and absolutely furious. His golden eyes burned with pure hatred as he glared down at Taehyung like he was imagining a hundred ways to murder him.
Oh, wait.
He was imagining it.
I could snap his neck like a twig.
Burn him alive.
Or maybe just throw him out the window.
Taehyung groaned and rolled onto his stomach, resting his chin on his hands.
Taehyung
You know, it’s really rude to think about killing someone while they can hear you
Jungkook
It’s even ruder to steal a sacred relic, break an ancient curse, and ruin my entire life
Taehyung
Wow, when you say it like that, it sounds bad
Jungkook let out a long, suffering sigh. I have waited for my mate for centuries. And now I am bound to this… He glanced at Taehyung with absolute disgust. Perverted, loud-mouthed, thieving little—
Taehyung
Go on. Say it. I know you wanna call me sexy.”
Jungkook
I WAS NOT THINKING THAT.”😡😡
Taehyung
Oh? But you were thinking about me🌝
Taehyung
Admit it. I’m in your head
Taehyung
And yet, you saved me. Aww, do you like me, Jeon Jungkook?”
Jungkook
I will kill you😡😡😡
Taehyung
Ohhh, you wanna choke me? Kinky.,🌝
Jungkook let out a sound that was somewhere between a roar and a strangled scream.
Why. Why did fate do this to me?
Jungkook wanted to kill Taehyung so badly. He had spent centuries waiting for his true mate to free him. And now?
He was bound to this sassy little thief who couldn’t keep his mouth shut and kept staring at his chest like a pervert.
The worst part? Jungkook couldn’t hurt him.
The mate bond made sure of that.
Jungkook gritted his teeth. He didn’t want to protect Taehyung. He wanted to rip him apart. But the moment the soldiers had tried to attack, his instincts had taken over.
His mate was in danger.
And so, without thinking, Jungkook had destroyed everything in his way.
Now, here they were. Stuck together.
Hating each other.
And very, very aware that they could hear each other’s thoughts.
Taehyung
Sooo... I never got to say this before, but damn, you’re hot
Taehyung
Like, really hot. If I wasn’t running for my life, I totally would have climbed you like a tree.
Taehyung
Oh, don’t act so shocked
Taehyung
You’ve been staring at me too, haven’t you?
Jungkook
Jungkook’s face turned red. “I HAVE NOT.”
Taehyung
Dude, you were literally fantasizing about touching me just now.”
Jungkook
Jungkook’s ears burned. “I WAS IMAGINING KILLING YOU.”
Taehyung
Taehyung pouted. “That’s just spicy foreplay.”
Jungkook wanted to explode.
This omega was insufferable.
How was he supposed to deal with this idiot, this thief, this perverted little brat who had ruined his life?
Taehyung
Taehyung gave him a lazy smirk. “Anyway, since you’re stuck with me now… wanna cuddle?”
Jungkook
Jungkook screamed internally.
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