Episode 1 – "New Faces, Same Struggles"

The sun blazed over the streets of Lagos as Ella squeezed herself into a tight top that barely contained her curves. She huffed, adjusting her chest as the fabric stretched to its limit. Her JAMB lesson was in an hour, and she didn’t have time to waste.

Beside her, Treasure, her best friend and partner in crime, gave her a side-eye. "Ella, be sincere with yourself—why are you always suffocating these poor clothes? That top is crying for help!"

Ella rolled her eyes. "Treasure, abeg, leave me alone. It’s not my fault tailors in this country don’t know how to sew for thick babes like me!"

Treasure folded her arms, shaking her head. "You keep blaming tailors, but you refuse to accept that you are just… big. Babe, you need to hit the gym."

Ella turned to face her, arms akimbo. "Treasure, you dey talk gym? Have you seen yourself? If I’m big, then what are you? You’re like two people in one body."

Treasure gasped dramatically, placing a hand on her chest. "Me?! Two people? My dear, I’m just generously proportioned. You, on the other hand, are the one fighting your wardrobe every morning."

Ella adjusted her breasts again, muttering, "God, why did you bless me with all these assets if the world won’t allow me to enjoy them in peace?"

They continued bickering as they arrived at the JAMB lesson center, a crowded place filled with students from different backgrounds, all preparing for their exams.

As they stepped in, they noticed a girl struggling to pull down her too-tight skirt. She was slim compared to them, but still had curves that made her outfit a challenge.

"New member of the struggle club," Ella whispered to Treasure.

The girl sighed in frustration, giving up on the skirt battle. She turned and noticed them staring. "Y’all staring because I look good or because you relate?"

Treasure smirked. "Both."

The girl laughed. "I’m Victoria. And yes, my tailor hates me too."

Ella chuckled. "Welcome to the club, Victoria. We suffer together."

Just then, three other girls entered the classroom.

The first one was short and thick, rocking her curves confidently despite her tight jeans. The second was pear-shaped, her tiny waist making her wide hips look even more exaggerated. The third was slim but curvy, the definition of an hourglass figure.

Treasure nudged Ella. "Look at them. We are forming a whole squad."

Victoria turned to them. "Y’all got the same problem I do?"

Ella smiled. "More like different variations of the same problem. You know what? Let’s all sit together. We might as well turn this into a sisterhood."

And just like that, the University Girls Squad was formed—six girls with different body types, different personalities, but the same struggle of existing in a world that wasn’t made for them.

To be continued…

This is just the beginning of their journey. Want me to add more drama or humor in the next part? 😆

Episode 1 – "JAMB Lesson: Biology & Body Mass"

The classroom was packed with students, all sweating under the old ceiling fan that barely worked. Ella, Treasure, and Victoria had just settled in when the three new girls walked in. The girls were all different, but one thing was clear—except for one, they were all big.

The teacher, a strict woman with thick glasses and an oversized Ankara gown, tapped the board with her ruler. "Today, we are learning about Body Mass Index (BMI) and body measurements. Since this is Biology, we will be practical. Every student must state their weight, height, and if they like—their breast size in centimeters."

A murmur spread through the class. Some students snickered, while others shifted uncomfortably. Ella, Treasure, and Victoria exchanged glances.

Treasure scoffed. "So, we are now measuring assets in this school?"

Ella adjusted her breasts, sighing. "I don’t even need to say mine. My chest speaks for itself."

The first new girl, Teni, stepped forward. She was short and thick, with an exaggerated figure. She cleared her throat and read from the paper the teacher handed her.

Teni’s Weight: 88 kg

Height: 5'4" (162 cm)

Breast Size: 140 cm

Some boys whistled, and the teacher shot them a deadly glare.

The second girl, Zainab, the pear-shaped one, stood up next. She hesitated but then spoke.

Zainab’s Weight: 95 kg

Height: 5'6" (167 cm)

Breast Size: 130 cm

Treasure leaned over to Ella. "She’s carrying all her weight in her hips, abeg."

The third girl, Chisom, the only slim one, stood confidently.

Chisom’s Weight: 70 kg

Height: 5'5" (165 cm)

Breast Size: 110 cm

Victoria nodded. "She’s the only one that won’t fight with tailors."

Then came Victoria’s turn. She sighed and stood up.

Victoria’s Weight: 90 kg

Height: 5'7" (170 cm)

Breast Size: 150 cm

Next was Treasure. She smirked as she adjusted her chair before standing up dramatically.

Treasure’s Weight: 135 kg

Height: 5'8" (173 cm)

Breast Size: 175 cm

The boys whispered amongst themselves. Some looked impressed, others overwhelmed.

Then, finally, it was Ella’s turn. She took her paper and walked to the front with confidence.

Ella’s Weight: 120 kg

Height: 5'9" (175 cm)

Breast Size: 205 cm

A loud gasp spread through the class.

One boy coughed. "Omo, that’s a whole human chest!"

Another whispered, "She carries a whole house there."

Ella flipped her hair. "Yes, I know. Y’all should focus on your own chests, which are flatter than Nigeria’s economy."

The teacher clapped her hands. "Enough! Now, let’s calculate the BMI of each of you and see if you are healthy or not."

The girls exchanged looks. This was about to be embarrassing.

To be continued…

Want me to add their BMI calculations next? 😆

Episode 3 – "BMI Wahala & Tailor Problems"

The class was buzzing after hearing everyone's body measurements. The boys were still whispering about Ella’s 205 cm breast size, and the girls were side-eyeing each other, wondering if they should start dieting or embrace their figures.

The teacher clapped her hands. "Now, let’s calculate your Body Mass Index (BMI). Who knows the formula?"

A nerdy boy in glasses raised his hand. "BMI is calculated by dividing weight in kilograms by height in meters squared."

The teacher nodded. "Correct! Now, let’s check if you people are healthy, overweight, or obese."

BMI Calculations:

Ella

Weight: 120 kg

Height: 1.75 m

BMI: 39.2 (Obese)

Ella sighed. "Aunty, I already know where this is going."

Treasure

Weight: 135 kg

Height: 1.73 m

BMI: 45.1 (Severely Obese)

Treasure groaned. "God, why?"

Victoria

Weight: 90 kg

Height: 1.70 m

BMI: 31.1 (Obese)

Victoria muttered, "At least I’m not alone."

Teni

Weight: 88 kg

Height: 1.62 m

BMI: 33.5 (Obese)

Teni shook her head. "My village people did this to me."

Zainab

Weight: 95 kg

Height: 1.67 m

BMI: 34.1 (Obese)

Zainab crossed her arms. "All these numbers sef. I still look good."

Chisom (The Slim One)

Weight: 70 kg

Height: 1.65 m

BMI: 25.7 (Overweight)

Chisom smiled. "Overweight? Me? This system is broken."

The boys in the class were trying (and failing) to hold in their laughter, while some of the slimmer girls were whispering amongst themselves.

The teacher sighed. "Ladies, this is why it's important to eat healthy and exercise."

Treasure rolled her eyes. "Madam, even if I run from Lagos to Abuja, my body will still be like this."

Ella adjusted her breasts. "I was born this way. No matter what, my tailor will still suffer."

Teni groaned. "Speaking of tailors, can we talk about how Nigerian tailors are useless? Every time I give them my size, they still sew nonsense!"

Victoria laughed. "Exactly! I gave my tailor my exact measurements, and she still made a dress that squeezed me like pure water nylon!"

Zainab shook her head. "Tailors don’t respect big girls. I told my tailor to make my skirt free, and she still sewed nonsense."

Chisom smirked. "Can’t relate."

The rest of the girls side-eyed her.

Ella sighed. "Anyway, BMI or no BMI, tailor or no tailor, we move!"

The class continued, but the girls had already formed a bond—one based on their struggles, their confidence, and their determination to prove that beauty comes in all sizes.

To be continued…

Do you want Episode 4 to focus on their struggles with boys, school drama, or something else? 😆

Episode 5 – "JAMB Day: Ella's Seduction Tactics"

The day had finally arrived—JAMB exam day. The hall was packed with nervous students, some praying, some sweating, and some like Ella, who had other plans.

Ella adjusted her tight blouse, struggling to fit her massive 205 cm assets inside. Her outfit wasn’t even supposed to be revealing, but her "God-given gifts" made every outfit look scandalous. Treasure, sitting beside her, raised an eyebrow.

"Ella, why is your top screaming for help?" Treasure whispered.

Ella smirked. "Forget that one. I no fit fail this exam. I have a strategy."

Victoria, sitting behind them, looked confused. "Which strategy?"

Ella leaned in. "Watch and learn."

The JAMB invigilator, a middle-aged man with a big belly, walked into the room, holding a stack of papers. He adjusted his glasses and looked around.

"Phones off! No malpractice! If I catch you, you’re finished!" he barked.

Ella smiled. "No wahala, sir."

The exam started. Question 1. Biology. Ella stared at the paper. What is the function of the mitochondria? She blinked. "Ah, what is that one again?"

She peeked at Treasure’s paper. Nothing. Victoria? Nothing. Chisom? Handwriting too tiny.

Ella sighed. "Time for Plan B."

She raised her hand. "Excuse me, sir."

The invigilator walked over. "What is it?"

Ella adjusted her blouse, making sure her "gifts" were properly displayed. She gave him a small smile and spoke softly. "Sir, please, I need help. I don’t understand the questions."

The invigilator froze for a second, his eyes clearly struggling to stay above her chest. He coughed and looked around. "I can’t help you. That’s malpractice."

Ella leaned closer, her perfume filling the air. "But sir, you look like someone who loves helping students. Please…" She batted her eyelashes and tilted her head slightly.

The man gulped. "Uh… which question?"

Ella smirked. "Let’s start from number one."

The man hesitated, then whispered the answer.

Ella grinned. "Thank you, sir. You’re too kind."

The invigilator stayed there longer than necessary, giving her more answers in a low voice.

Treasure and Victoria watched in disbelief.

Treasure whispered, "This girl is not normal."

Victoria shook her head. "She’s using the power of nyash and breast to pass JAMB."

Ten minutes later…

Ella sat back, relaxed, filling in her answers with ease. The invigilator kept walking past her table unnecessarily, always checking if she needed more help.

Meanwhile, other students were struggling. One boy tried to copy from another student and got caught immediately. The invigilator shouted, "Malpractice! You! Stand up!" and kicked the poor boy out.

Ella smirked. "See as life no balance. Some people dey chop malpractice, others dey fail."

At the end of the exam, Ella waved sweetly at the invigilator.

"Sir, God bless you. I will never forget your kindness."

The man smiled awkwardly, adjusting his tie. "Just… read more next time."

Ella winked. "Of course, sir."

As they left the hall, Treasure shook her head. "Ella, you’re shameless."

Victoria sighed. "One day, this your seduction tactics will land you in trouble."

Ella laughed. "Until then, my dear, we move!"

To be continued…

🔥😂 What should happen next? Should the invigilator get in trouble, or should Ella continue her legendary ways?

Episode 6 – "JAMB Results & University Dreams"

The long-awaited JAMB results were finally out. The girls sat together at a local café, refreshing their phones anxiously. The moment of truth had arrived.

The JAMB Scores

Treasure: English – 78, Biology – 90, Chemistry – 72, Physics – 85 (Total: 325/400 – Very Good!)

Victoria: English – 65, Biology – 88, Chemistry – 70, Physics – 80 (Total: 303/400 – Solid Score!)

Ella: English – 12, Biology – 100, Chemistry – 8, Physics – 5 (Total: 125/400 – Epic Failure 😭)

The group stared at Ella’s screen in shock.

Treasure burst into laughter. "Ella, what is this? You only passed Biology?"

Ella folded her arms, adjusting her blouse again as her massive breasts had shifted out of place. "At least I got 100 in one subject. Can you people respect me?"

Victoria sighed. "Even with your cheating, you still failed?"

Ella rolled her eyes. "Let’s focus on the important part. We all have to pick a university now. What’s the plan?"

Choosing Their University

The girls huddled around Treasure’s phone, scrolling through different schools. Then, they all saw one that stood out instantly.

"Big Heritage University."

Ella’s eyes widened. "Wait… I heard about that school. Their motto is ‘Excellence in All Things.’ But do you know the real reason girls go there?"

Victoria nodded. "Yes! They are known for having the biggest hostel rooms and the strongest beds. No more struggling with small space because of our… you know…" She looked down at her big chest.

Treasure smirked. "And the school uniform? Custom made for all body sizes. No more ripping clothes every day!"

Ella held her chest dramatically. "This is the university made for us!"

Treasure continued. "And their lecture halls? Spacious seats, no more getting stuck in tiny chairs because of—"

Victoria finished the sentence. "Our Nyash."

Ella clapped her hands. "Ah! This is destiny!"

The girls made their decision together. Big Heritage University was their future. No more struggling with clothes that didn’t fit. No more getting stuck in seats. No more judgmental stares. This was the ultimate university for girls like them.

As they celebrated, Ella suddenly felt something shift.

RIPPPPP!!

Her blouse tore open again, and her Akara fell out of her shirt onto the table. The waiter froze in horror.

Treasure facepalmed. "Ella, for the love of God, stop disturbing the peace!"

Ella sighed, "Abeg, let’s just go and buy rope to tie this thing back in place."

To be continued…

🔥😂 Should they face challenges at Big Heritage University? Maybe some jealous girls? Let me know what should happen next!

Episode 7 – "Course Selection & First Lesson"

The girls had successfully gotten into Big Heritage University—the school that promised them enough space, strong chairs, and clothes that wouldn’t betray them. Now, it was time to choose their courses.

Choosing Their Course

The university had so many options: Medicine, Law, Engineering… but the girls needed a course that fit their lifestyle.

Ella adjusted her top, which was already fighting for its life. "We need to be smart. What course will benefit us the most?"

Treasure smirked. "Simple. We study something that matches our strongest qualities."

Victoria nodded. "Yes! Something related to… our natural gifts."

They scrolled through the courses, then saw the perfect one:

🔹 HUMAN ANATOMY.

Ella’s eyes widened. "Ah! This is it! Who knows the human body more than us?"

Treasure grinned. "We are living proof of advanced anatomy. Let’s go for it!"

Victoria chuckled. "At least we’ll finally understand why our nyash and chest are on a different level."

Without hesitation, they all registered for Human Anatomy.

First Lesson – The Reality of Anatomy

The first class was Biology 101: Introduction to the Human Body. The girls walked into the lecture hall, filled with students of all sizes.

The professor, a strict-looking woman with glasses, entered. "Good morning, class. Today, we begin our study of the human body. Let’s start with body mass."

The moment she said that, Ella froze.

Professor: "Let’s use real-life examples. Can I get three volunteers?"

Victoria whispered, "Ella, if you go up there, they will write a whole research paper on you."

Ella sighed. "Too late." The professor was already looking at her.

Professor: "You there, stand up."

Ella hesitated, then slowly stood up, her breasts bouncing slightly as she adjusted her blouse. A few students whispered.

Professor: "We are going to measure body mass and chest circumference for scientific understanding."

Treasure and Victoria held their breath.

The professor brought out a measuring tape. "Okay, let’s start with the chest."

Ella sighed and raised her arms. The professor measured and gasped.

"205 cm?!" The entire class turned to look.

A boy whispered, "That’s not a chest, that’s a natural disaster."

Another girl scoffed. "No wonder she’s always adjusting her top."

Ella just rolled her eyes. "Abeg, finish the measurement."

Next was her body mass. The professor checked the scale. "You weigh… 134 kg."

Treasure burst into laughter. "Ella, you are a heavyweight champion!"

Ella hissed. "If I slap you now, you will fly."

Then, Victoria got measured. Her chest was 195 cm, and her weight was 112 kg.

Treasure followed. 198 cm chest, 120 kg.

The professor looked at the three of them and shook her head. "Fascinating. You three will make great anatomy students."

Ella smirked. "We are built for this."

As the lesson continued, Ella whispered to Treasure and Victoria, "I swear, after this degree, we need to open our own clothing line for girls like us."

Victoria nodded. "Forget that, let’s create custom furniture first. I’m tired of chairs breaking under pressure."

The girls laughed, knowing this was just the beginning of their crazy university adventure.

To be continued…

🔥😂 Should they face their first university struggle next? Maybe a jealous lecturer or a wardrobe malfunction? Let me know!