Little Hamster, “Daddy daddy, I have food! All of it is yours! Even me!!!”

WuYi (May 1) is a little hamster nicknamed ChòuChòu (Stinky). He has a very handsome and charismatic daddy owner and he lived every day happily without worries.

But then suddenly, one day a zombie crisis emerged on earth and the world descended into the dangerous apocalyptic era. However, along with the appearance of zombies, humans, animals, and plants alike also awakened abilities for the first time.

The little hamster fell asleep and woke up to find that he had become the same type of two-legged creature like his daddy and his original small two cheeks for food storage had become extremely huge!

The little hamster rolled about with joy. The first thing he wanted to do was tell his daddy.

After braving endless trials, climbing mountains and conquering seas, the little hamster finally found his daddy under mortal danger. Nie Xiao was then saved from the jaws of a third-grade zombie.

“Daddy, baby found you at last!”

Nie Xiao was completely flabbergasted; “…” What’s going on, xidangpa??? (xidangpa:happy to be a father \= mainly used to ridicule the situation in which a man finally catches up with the goddess, but the goddess is pregnant with someone else’s child. In desperation, the man has to take over.)

Everyone from the base started to calculate with their fingers: Holy shit! Sure enough, our Boss’ talent was already abnormal from when he was seven, he already has a child this big!

Original Author:

Huà Xī

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The Chinese New Year was coming to an end. Remains from red firecrackers lay scattered on the shallow lawns outside houses. The weather had not yet turned warm, and a white mist could be condensed with a light breath.

Compared to the cold outside, the temperature indoors was much higher. It was so warm that people wouldn’t want to take even a half step out of the door. This warmth that could be felt from within the bed covers in the early mornings was the reason why countless numbers of people wanted to linger in bed.

Yuncheng, Fengshan villa area.

In a European-style mansion located halfway up the mountain, a handsome man lay on a big bed. He seemed to be one of the “captives” taken in by the warmth of the blankets.

His eyes were clearly open, meaning he was awake, but there was no sign of “freeing” himself from the bed.

The man lying on the bed was staring intently with a pair of deep eyes at the ceiling above. He was obviously dawdling on the bed but his eyes were full of seriousness as if he was thinking about some major life event at the moment.

If someone outside saw him, they would surely think so. After all, this immature behavior of idling on the bed was not something one would associate with this “fierce-looking” man.

However, there was one small exception.

On the surface, this handsome man could only be seen as cold-hearted, but underneath, he held a little secret that contained something encompassing Nie Xiao’s whole world, something he wouldn’t let go of.

On the bedside table on Nie Xiao’s right side, a cute palm-sized cotton nest rested safely.

Two pink and tender bunny-like ears covered with cotton could be seen poking through the round cotton nest. The cute atmosphere brought by the ‘chi chi’ sounds sharply contrasted with the style of the entire room.

However, if one looked closely at the room, one would find such cute objects almost everywhere, filling up every corner of the room.

At that moment, the two bunny-like ears in the cotton nest suddenly shuddered, and the warm cotton ball blocking the hole rolled to the side as it was pushed out by a small claw .

Then, a milk-tea colored little hamster protruded his small head from the nest. Squinting his small eyes, he stretched out comfortably with the support of his two small claws.

The little hamster who had been sleeping all night was full of vitality and vigor at the moment. Looking at the man still lying on the bed, he spread his short legs and rushed over. He habitually climbed onto Nie Xiao’s pillow then grabbed onto Nie Xiao’s short hair and climbed up, standing on Nie Xiao’s forehead.

The little hamster occupying the “highland” narrowed his eyes happily. Apparently, it was another good day to “give power and blessing” to Nie Xiao’s head.

Afterwards, the little hamster lowered his head and put it close to Nie Xiao’s forehead intimately, as if giving a good morning kiss.

With such a warm and soft little ball pressed on his forehead, Nie Xiao was no longer cold and indifferent. Raising his hand, he placed the little guy into his palm and then sat up.

Looking at Nie Xiao who got up successfully, the little hamster attached to Nie Xiao’s finger narrowed his eyes happily.

The little hamster warrior had defeated the evil Bed Demon King twice today and rescued his master father trapped in it!

“Chi!” Daddy, good morning!

Nie Xiao spread his hand and looked at the energetic little dumpling in his palm; with a handsome expressionless face, he simply petted1 the little hamster from head to tail.

“Good morning.”

The little hamster had been blown to dizziness by the many pets. If it weren’t for Daddy’s sake he would definitely turn his face.

Even if the petting was very comfortable and enjoyable.

(^ – v – ^)

Nie Xiao vigorously petted for a few more times and then put the little hamster on the bedside table; he then stood up and took two pieces of clothing from the closet and walked to the bathroom.

The little hamster lay on the bedside table for a while before coming out of the comfortable crumpled state. He raised his small head and glanced in Nie Xiao’s direction. He was also ready to take a shower himself.

He slid through the small slide built next to the bedside table to the carpet and then ran towards the washing and sanitation area located in the corner of the room in a practiced motion.

First was solving the physiological problems in the small toilet with curtains, then drilling into the small bathroom on the other side to roll a few times over the delicate strawberry-like sand bath to clean all his fur until it became smooth. Finally, after shaking off the remaining sand on his body, a fresh “Strawberry Daifuku”2 came out.

After the fragrant little hamster came out of the bath, he squatted at the door of Nie Xiao’s bathroom, listening to the sound of water behind the frosted glass, and began a long, tough wait.

The teeny black eyes looked at its own blurry reflection on the glass door. The lone hamster had nothing to do. It felt boring. The idle life of a hamster was like a salted fish3.

Every time my daddy takes a bath, he takes it slowly.

After waiting a little longer, the little hamster couldn’t help but start thinking about something, and his small heart started to beat nervously and worriedly. If it wasn’t for him seeing the figure still moving, he would’ve thought Nie Xiao had drowned in the water.

Fortunately, the door opened, and he watched as Nie Xiao walked out unharmed. The little hamster breathed out a big, white bubble in relief.

Almost worried this baby to death.

Nie Xiao walked out of the bathroom naked and subconsciously looked at the little blanket on the side. As expected, he saw a small ball of wool squatting and staring at himself, and he couldn’t help but poke the little guy’s forehead with his wet fingertip leaving a shallow pit on the fluffy fur.

“Little hooligan.”

“Chi!” Certainly not!

The hair that has just been sorted out was messed up by the unscrupulous master within a blink of an eye. The little hamster immediately turned his head around with a huff, his round butt facing Nie Xiao.

Nie Xiao’s eyes couldn’t help but contain a trace of a smile as he took a towel next to him to wipe off the water drops on his body.

Wide shoulders and narrow hips, smooth abdominal muscles, long straight legs, a tall but not rugged, flawless body was displayed most vividly during the hasty wiping.

The varying large and small scars on his chest and back screamed of strong male pheromones.

After putting on his underwear and bathrobe, Nie Xiao grabbed the small dumpling who was still combing his hair, and wrapped his hands around him, to go straight to the door.

Being a dutiful poop-shovel officer4, Nie Xiao picked up a small blue shovel with familiarity and squatted down beside the small hamster’s washing area. He opened the curtains to the hamster’s small toilet and scooped out the solidified bentonite ball and threw it into the trash can, then added a new piece of sand into it.

“It’s really smelly, Wu Yi is little Stinky today, again.”

Nie Xiao pretended to hold his nose in disgust, causing the little hamster to protest saying ‘chi chi’ in embarrassment. The squealing sounded soft and cute.

“Chi!” I’m not little stinky!

The little hamster gazed at Nie Xiao with resentment. He objected to the name “Little Stinky,” but the hamster couldn’t defend himself because he couldn’t speak any words. Even if his body was full of protests, the nickname couldn’t be changed. The dictatorship of the unscrupulous master could not be prevented.

“Let’s go Stinky treasure. Let’s go get breakfast.”

Nie Xiao’s lips formed a small smile, refreshingly carrying the inexorable hamster downstairs for breakfast. The servants in the villa prepared food early, and two sets of tableware were placed on the table.

A normal-sized set, and an exquisitely designed tiny set.

Once Nie Xiao sat down, he placed the little hamster on the table. The little hamster smelt the fragrance of fresh grains in the rice bowl. He was already hungry, causing his stomach to rumble. He rushed over and grabbed his small basin. His small teeth began to nibble as his tiny claws picked up grain after grain, eating quickly and cutely.

Nie Xiao couldn’t help but smile as he began to eat gracefully and calmly.

After filling his stomach, the little hamster glanced at the small rice bowl with some leftover food and upholding the nature of hoarding, he took the opportunity to hide the remaining grains in his cheek pouch, causing both his cheeks to bulge out.

The plump chubby face was so cute that Nie Xiao couldn’t help but stretch out his fingers to rub it. This rubbing almost made the little hamster perform “open the warehouse and dump the goods” on the spot.

Fortunately, the small claw quickly covered the tiny mouth, preventing the food from spilling out.

The little hamster could not help but feel aggrieved, he instantly raised his head and glanced angrily at the shameless Daddy. If it were not for the sake of this man being his father, he would definitely kill him on the spot!

Can this little hamster’s cheek pouch be rubbed casually! Grave eggs!

Being looked at with an aggrieved expression, Nie Xiao could not help but withdraw his hand and watch as his little dumpling swept away the last remaining food in the small basin. Then, once the hamster was finished, he picked up a small sipper on the side and placed it near the other party’s mouth.

The little hamster was quite familiar with these actions. He lifted his small head and hugged the small glass nozzle to drink water. After a night of sleep, he was also really thirsty.

Having eaten enough and also stored up future snacks, the little dumpling lay on the tablecloth immediately, feeling so full that he didn’t want to move at all.

Nie Xiao had also finished his meal at this time and let some people come over to collect the tableware. He reached out for a palm-sized electronic weighing scale, and taking advantage of the small, fat hamster’s distraction, he quickly grabbed him and placed him on the scale.

Looking at the numbers shown above, both large and small showed shocked expressions.

Little hamster: OvO

“Little Stinky, you actually weigh 10 more grams after one meal! You’re going to become a big, fat child.” Nie Xiao was amazed, this was almost one-fifth of his own weight. “You are one small rice bucket!”

“Chi!” I am not, I will not!

The little hamster felt as if his whole rodent body was exposed. He quickly climbed down the scale. Two small claws were holding his bulging little cheeks as if to say that this was not their true weight.

But Nie Xiao was cold and ruthless, “The food is only hoarded for now, but isn’t it still going to be eaten by none other than your hamster self later?”

Little hamster: QAQ

In order to prove that he wouldn’t eat it, the little hamster pushed on the surface of his cheeks with his small claws, then took a wheat grain from the small pouch and placed it on Nie Xiao’s palm, his small round eyes staring at Nie Xiao.

“Chi!” WuYi does not eat stored food, so WuYi is not fat.

Nie Xiao suddenly became amused; looking at the wheat grain in his hand, his heart was filled with warmth again. He couldn’t help but rub the forehead of the little hamster with his fingertips, “Well, Stinky isn’t fat for now. So hoard more, eat more and grow up until you’re able to feed your Daddy!”

The little hamster was encouraged and immediately squealed ‘chi‘ with joy, saying he would fulfill the promise. Seeing a person as big as Nie Xiao suddenly ignited the ambition of raising a family.

WuYi will feed Daddy after!!

Just then, a phone call came. Nie Xiao looked at the caller ID and answered it directly. The little hamster stood on the table and looked up, two small ears erect showing he was alert.

As soon as the call connected, a cheerful and energetic voice came from the speakers.

“Boss, Boss, Happy New Year! There is a new list from Yan-Jie. It’s about freshwater fathead fish, just wants to ask us if we want to come over to eat.”

“Eat.” Nie Xiao raised his eyebrows, answering concisely.

“!!!?”

“Boss! How could you agree!!!”

The other side didn’t expect Nie Xiao to agree. The clear voice suddenly lost its previous vitality and asked with heartache, “Boss, shouldn’t you take advantage of the Chinese New Year holidays and spend time with Labor Day5? I still want to spend two days in Hawaii QAQ!”

Nie Xiao: “…” What a mess.

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The little hamster eavesdropping on the side was very angry at this time, and he slapped the face of the mobile phone in protest.

WuYi is not Labor Day, WuYi is a little hamster!!!

The so-called “freshwater fathead fish” refers not to a real fish, but to a secret mission code that only Nie Xiao and his own talents could understand.

Among these words, “Freshwater” referred to a domestic matter and “fathead fish” referred to a mercenary mission that means to remove the head.　　

Such a secret code may fool ordinary people but it couldn’t be hidden from WuYi, the little hamster who had been staying with Nie Xiao all his life.

Hearing that there would be another mission soon, the little dumpling’s small body began to make a fuss.

We can go out and play again!!

As soon as Nie Xiao hung up the call with Ning Feng, he looked down to see the little guy’s gleaming eyes and suddenly couldn’t help laughing, “Are you thinking of wanting to eat fish with Daddy?”

“Chi!”

The little hamster’s fluffy head quickly nodded up and down, looking at Nie Xiao with admiration. Although they were on vacation and he was happy to be able to be with his daddy every day, he still wanted to see the super handsome daddy who was invincible in the universe when doing missions!

Nie Xiao felt pleased by the expression appearing in the little dumpling’s small eyes, and the corner of his lips slightly rose. He picked up the little dumpling and returned to the bedroom upstairs. His careful appearance was like that of someone carrying some rare treasure in his embrace.

The servants in the villa couldn’t get used to it even after such a long time. So, now that Nie Xiao had to go out again, they began to think that they would finally be able to take a leave for some days again.

These servants didn’t know anything with respect to their employer – Nie Xiao’s identity and specific line of work. They also couldn’t understand the other party’s mentality of treating a little hamster as his baby1. They were expected to complete the work required of them and in turn, receive high salaries, without asking or inquiring about his situation.

In this world, rich people always had unusually weird hobbies.

Back in the bedroom, Nie Xiao switched on a specially encrypted computer. A faint blue light flashed slightly in the room which was dark since the curtains were drawn. It didn’t take long for a video call request window to pop up on the computer screen.　　

The window was divided into five grids, and five faces including Nie Xiao’s was displayed on each.

The little hamster lying on Nie Xiao’s shoulder looked at the four teammates on the screen and took the lead with a ‘chi,’ waving a small paw to greet everyone happily.

As the soft voice tickled Nie Xiao’s ear, he couldn’t help but scratch the chubby chin of the little guy with his fingertips.

The four teammates were also stirred up by the little dumpling.

“Ah, I’m dead! Labor Day is selling meng again!”

“It’s WuYi not Labor Day. Be careful when the little guy meets you and bites you.”

Duan Wenyu spoke with a smile on his face and extended a hand to the side. Then, at the top of Ning Feng’s grid, a fair and slender hand suddenly appeared.

Ning Feng was caught off-guard and his head was heavily hit. He turned towards Duan Wenyu and tried to fight with his teeth and claws, but was ruthlessly subdued.

Watching this happen on the screen, a rough voice sounded from another grid. Just listening to this gravelly voice, one could guess he was a very strong and burly man.

“Old Duan, why did you also go to Hawaii?” As Wu Wenqi looked at Duan Wenyu and Ning Feng who had merged into one grid, the contrast between the cutely confused expression on the firm and wild face gave off a slightly adorable feeling.

“Weren’t you in the country two days ago? Why are you with Ning Feng again?”

“Isn’t it because I fear this kid will get lost in Hawaii? I just went to supervise.” Duan Wenyu spoke, still with a smile. With a pair of silver-framed glasses on, his whole body exuded elegance and grace.

“Pwei, you’re the kid!!!” Ning Feng suddenly burst into tears, “This young master is nineteen.”

“That’s right, the youngest.”

At this time, the only woman in the team finally spoke; her beautiful face on the screen was still as unforgettable as ever.

“Okay, stop making a fuss. I’ve sent the documents for this specific mission. Go, check it out.”

With Xiao Yan’s interference, the few people who were still arguing obediently looked over the documents quietly.

In this world, angering a woman would bring about the most troublesome results. This was especially worse in the case of beautiful women. The more beautiful a woman, the more poisonous she would be. So, unless absolutely necessary, one must, by all means, do what one is told.

“Let’s be good and read it at once,” the three people said almost in unison and became as well-behaved as rabbits.

Xiao Yan raised her eyebrows: “…” Am I that fierce?

Seeing the interaction between the four teammates, an imperceptible smile crossed Nie Xiao’s eyes and the small dumpling beside his neck was also covering its tiny mouth with small claws as if snickering.

Soon after, everyone completed reading the mission files.

The content of the mission was just a simple task of sniping down the target. The target’s information was also listed clearly on the file. It obviously wasn’t a difficult mission.

However, just to be safe, Nie Xiao asked Duan Wenyu, the world’s top hacker, to conduct a more in-depth investigation. It was often easier to get trapped with these seemingly simple missions.

Duan Wenyu received the command and immediately began to check. His fingertips flew over the keyboard as his transparent lenses reflected various complex data codes.

It didn’t take long for Duan Wenyu to come up with results.

“Boss, there’s no problem. We can take this mission.”

Duan Wenyu pushed the silver-framed glasses up his nose bridge. He managed to dig out almost the entire life history of the client who had issued this mission to ensure that there were no personal conflicts between the mission and themselves.　

“Although the mission has been issued by a British citizen, he is actually a wealthy Hong Kong businessman. His favorite little daughter was kidnapped on a trip and then brutally murdered. Although the police had identified the murderer and also arrested him, he does not wish to deal with the murderer through legal channels.”

“He wants to catch and kill the murderer personally to relieve his hatred.”

Having explained this, Duan Wenyu sent photos of the businessman’s daughter’s crime scene, his eyes unavoidably cold.

Wu Wenqi and Ning Feng took a quick look and couldn’t help but utter a curse.

The eye-catching, tragic photos gave people an incomparable visual impact. Nie Xiao was prepared and quickly covered the little hamster’s eyes, placing the little guy in the toy house at a distance disregarding his struggle.　　

“Be good, play by yourself for a while.”

“Chi!” No, baby wants to see it!

The little hamster jumped and squeaked unhappily but couldn’t shake Nie Xiao’s decision. In the end, he could only sit on the swing, sulking as he looked up at Nie Xiao from time to time until he could no longer see the pictures on the computer screen.

“What a beast!”

Ning Feng couldn’t help but swear. Although they weren’t law-abiding citizens, they still wouldn’t do such cruel acts to innocent girls.　

“If this happened to me, I might be even more ruthless than this rich businessman. Hiring someone to kill him would be too lenient. I would instead make sure to make him regret even being born in this world.”

Wu Wenqi added his view, his brows forming a deep frown. Unlike his teammates who were living alone, he had a sister living with him. Due to the ten-year age gap, he basically treated his sister as his own daughter. If someone dared to hurt his sister like this, he may even go crazy and take revenge on the whole world.

Looking at the unremarkable, honest face of the target, who would have thought this was actually a brutal devil wearing human skin?　

Xiao Yan, who was also a woman, was deeply disgusted.　　

“When the time comes, I’ll collect his head.”

Listening to Xiao Yan’s statement full of murderous intent, everyone paused, void of comments.

After confirming there were no problems with the mission, it was officially accepted. Afterwards, Duan Wenyu invaded the police’s system and quickly found the whereabouts of the target. At present, the criminal was missing and the police believed he had absconded to Mohe. If they wanted to complete the mission, they had to hurry and find the murderer before the police.

“Interfering with the police. It feels a bit exciting, now that I think about it.”

Ning Feng spoke a little excitedly, but when he remembered the weather in Mohe, he became depressed again. “But why should I leave warm Hawaii and go to the icy and cold Mohe. It’s so far away, too troublesome QAQ”

“Just hurry back to your country,” Wu Wenqi laughed and scolded, “You deserve to be frozen!”

“You’re too inhumane.”　

Nie Xiao also paid attention to the word “Mohe” and couldn’t help but glance at the little dumpling still swinging on the little swing, face full of innocence and ignorance at the moment.

Noticing that Nie Xiao had looked over, the little dumpling tilted his head.

“Chi!?”　　

“Little one, Daddy might not be able to take you to eat fish this time.” Nie Xiao got up from the chair and squatted in front of the toy house, regretfully announcing the cruel news.

“!!!!!!” The little hamster was shocked by the news and lost his firm footing on the swing, instantly falling down. Nie Xiao quickly held out his hand to catch the little hamster and its face directly kissed his palm.

Nie Xiao held the little dumpling and placed him in a sitting position on his palm. Then, he met a pair of small, dark eyes filled with grievances and complaints, its eyes already teary due to being abandoned by the owner.　　

Nie Xiao couldn’t bear to look at the pitiful appearance, he cast a slight glance and couldn’t take another look.

“Chi!”

Another soft cry, full of grievances and doubt.

Why can’t you bring baby, this baby2 is very obedient QAQ

Nie Xiao didn’t know if it really understood but he rubbed the little dumpling’s head to placate him, “Be good. It’s not that Dad doesn’t want to take you, it’s just that the climate is too cold for this mission because it’s too far off north and you won’t be able to stand it. You would freeze into a small ice sculpture at negative ten degrees.”

Mohe, the northernmost county-level administrative region in China, now at the beginning of February, had average daily temperatures never exceeding minus 11 degrees celsius.

Listening to Nie Xiao’s explanation, the little hamster sadly whined ‘chi wu’ and looked at his little paw paw and little foot foot. He was deeply disappointed at his tiny body for not being able to be of any use. 　　

The video call on the other end of the computer hadn’t been stopped yet. When Ning Feng and the others heard the serious inter-racial conversation between Nie Xiao and the little hamster, they suddenly wanted to laugh but didn’t dare to.　　

Regarding this little hamster raised by their boss, they knew about him from the start but none of them thought that Nie Xiao would really take care of him so carefully after picking him up three years ago.

Looking at Nie Xiao’s indifferent iceberg face, who could imagine that this person was actually an ‘avid hamster slave’? Just look at that body temperament which is completely out of sync with such a cute and fragile little creature such as a hamster; would anyone believe this if they were told about him?

Yet, this was a fact. And now, this clever little guy has become the mascot of their entire mercenary group.

“Don’t cry Labor, this brother will bring the Northeast Pine nuts back for you to nibble!” Ning Feng shouted across the screen causing the little guy to say ‘chi’ in anger.

WuYi not Labor!!!　　

The little guy pushed out a melon seed from his cheek pouch, quickly nibbled, and peeled it off. Then, lifting the peeled skin, he threw it in the direction of the computer screen.

The series of actions was done in one go, deeply expressing his anger at this very moment.　

However, this cute tweeting move only brought out a burst of laughter from everyone; even the corner of Nie Xiao’s lip rose a bit.

“Oh my goodness, Nie’s Labor grew up real good!”

Ning Feng exclaimed with exaggeration all over his face.

“Chi!!!” Angry.

Footnote:

1

Chinese is Baobei… some parents call their child like this. It also means treasure. And now that we know the origin of the nickname, we’re finally going to change Stinky treasure to Choubao! on next chaps ofc

2

Okay, Chinese 101 copied from qoura: A common nickname lovers give each other is 宝宝 (baobao)／贝贝 (beibei) in a hetero relationship, usually it’s the man who refers to the woman as 宝宝 and the woman who refers to the man as 贝贝. They both basically mean the same (“baby”), but because 贝贝 is considered a more feminine sound, it’s usually according to these gender roles women use the term 贝贝. _______So, I thought WuYi was referring to himself as baby – as in the child to father baby – BUT THEN, I saw the above paragraph, AND guess what,… he referred to himself as baobao…. Here’s the raw 宝宝明明那么乖 QAQ (but maybe it was baobao as in nickname for pet ( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬ we never know)