FAN MADE FPE SERIES (Chat Story)
Math *COUGH!* (S1 EP1)
AUTHOR
Have you ever wondered...what it would be like in a Paper School? Have you wondered WHY I'm even explaining it? It's making me exhausted, you know...you can just look for yourself! Be responsible...and just behave...
"MATH HACK *COUGH!*"
(Season 1, Episode 1)
Inside the Paper School is a very, very, AND very beautiful math teacher named Miss Circle. (Not beautiful in a way)
Miss Circle, also known as the "beautiful" math teacher, teaches students like a regular teacher would hm...? Well, I wouldn't say it's that she's a "regular" teacher.
The math classroom was quiet.
The only sound was the ticking of the clock on the wall...
The silence broke as soon as the students started to enter the classroom.
They came to their seats, talking and laughing as they put their bags down.
The math class wasn't as quiet anymore.
But...on the first day of school...there are new students, right...?
And we happen to meet...
Abbie.
Abbie
He walked into the classroom and was standing at the front of room, his palms and face started to sweat, after being stared down at by many other people...in this classroom.
He gulped nervously.
Abbie
Not only that, but he glanced at the teacher, knowing she dislikes that he is standing rather than finding a seat.
Abbie
Miss Circle pointed her sharp, pointy clawed finger at him to the seat in the front row.
Miss Circle
"Alright you, there's a seat in the front row."
Abbie
He jumped a little, and then he picked up his bag and rushed to the first seat of the front row.
The bell has rung, and the chatter has stopped.
Miss Circle walked to the front of the room, her tall black boots clanking loudly on the floor.
Miss Circle's compass metal tip tapping the tiles only added to the silence.
Miss Circle
Her gaze was sharp, she then looked around the classroom.
"Now, it is the first day of school, for you filthy students, you should all learn to behave and not mess around in this class, and I do not want to explain the rules in this school."
All the students were busy, Petunia and Skell were on their phones, Abbie was nervously looking at his desk, Oliver and Zip were quietly laughing while throwing things, Kevin was sleeping, Engel was busy staring at Claire's hair, Lana was playing with her sock puppets, Riley was staring at Robby (in a murderous way), Ruby was watching Riley intently making sure she doesn't try anything.
Miss Circle
She notcied this.
Miss Circle
"You all should be paying attention..."
Miss Circle
"I don't need some people in the back DISTRACTED by each other's hair. You."
Points at Engel.
"Sit in the front today."
Engel
He looked a bit zoned out and flinched when he heard Miss Circle call out his name, luckily he heard what she said.
He nodded and quickly sat in the seat next to Abbie, trying to ignore the others staring at him.
Miss Circle
"Now, anyways... let's begin with the lesson."
Miss Circle
"AHA! None of you "moron" students are getting rest!"
She then slammed her hand on Abbie's desk.
"Stay Awake."
She said sternly.
Abbie
His heart jumped.
"AH- s-sorry m-m-miss..."
Miss Circle
"Are you tired?"
She grinned, liking to call random students out.
Abbie
"N-no please I-im not tired-"
Petunia
Snickered around with Lizzy.
Miss Circle
"Petunia!"
She shouted.
Petunia
Stopped snickering, as she froze.
Her phone is still in her hand.
Miss Circle
"You should know not to be on your phone during class, unless you had the permission to."
She walked back to her desk.
Petunia
Petunia looked embarrassed being called out rather than the confident smile that's always on her face.
Some students chuckle and laugh about it.
Miss Circle
"..."
Seems a bit agitated.
The class stops laughing.
Miss Circle
"Petunia, give me your phone."
She said sharply, holding out her hand.
Petunia
Slowly placed her phone on Miss Circle's outstretched hand.
Miss Circle
"Now."
She said in a sweet and threatening voice.
"Who else wants to make trouble in my class..."
Miss Circle
She pointed at Skell to hand over his phone.
Miss Circle
"No excuses. I don't want to hear it."
Skell
Groaned and handed over his phone.
(Stupid Petunia's fault)
Claire
Trying to listen to the lesson besides Oliver throwing paper balls at the back of her head.
Bubble
Taking her phone out secretly to check the time and then putting it back.
Robby starts to whisper to Bubble.
Robby
"Hey! Did you see what's happening in the bac-"
Skell
"Grr...Petunia got my phone taken away."
He said under his breath.
Petunia
"I can hear you! You were going to get caught anyways you idiot!"
She shouted from across the room.
Skell
"Well I wasn't the one who's always caught on the phone by the teacher, you have probably got your friend in trouble too."
Petunia
She froze and turned around
Miss Circle
"Now anyway, Skell was trying to put all the blame on Petunia as well as he was on his phone too?"
She glared at Skell.
Miss Circle
"And Petunia thinking everything for the blame was "cute"?"
She glared at Petunia.
Miss Circle
Glances at Abbie.
"Class read to page 308."
Abbie
Abbie was slouched in his seat until he heard the end of Miss Circle's sentence, not hearing it correctly.
"...Huh!"
Abbie noticed the teacher glanced at him.
Miss Circle
"..."
Miss Circle slammed her hand on Abbie's desk again.
Abbie
"AH!"
Abbie is fully awake now.
Miss Circle
"That's better."
She goes back to the front of the room.
"Abbie read the page."
Abbie
"Uhm...uh...w-what page...?"
Abbie stammered.
Engel
Whispered to Abbie.
"Page 308."
Abbie
"O-oh…uhm."
He tries to look for the page.
Miss Circle
Taps her sharp, loud boots on the floor impatiently.
Miss Circle
"Hurry up, I don't like to wait."
She growled.
Abbie
"Oh uh- here uhm... Tracy had f-fifty fiava appels...how many did she e-eat."
Miss Circle
"You are saying it wrong, it's not "fiava appels" it's"five apples"."
She groans.
"And what are you on, Kindergarten math?"
She points her weapon at Abbie.
Kevin
Puts his index finger in the air.
"Actually miss... That's the equation we have to solve."
Miss Circle
"No- or- DON'T CORRECT ME."
She slammed her hand on Kevin's desk, and he jumps a little, but his facial expression doesn't seem to change a bit.
Kevin
"The answer is nothing because we don't know how many apples she ate."
Miss Circle
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CORRECT ME."
Miss Circle
"Ahem-anyways...yes the answer is nothing because we don't know how many apples she ate."
Miss Circle
She glares at Kevin before continuing to her lecture about the page in the book.
Petunia
Whispers to Bubble.
"What is your favorite type of Firefly, so I can add up votes to see what the class would choose for my science project."
Bubble
"I uhm... I'm not really fond of Fireflies and I don't know any species of them..."
She said in an awkward tone.
Petunia
She looks over at Lizzy.
"Awe gosh fiddle sticks! Gosh, Lizzy this is a bad idea! We should've stuck to what their favorite lipstick brand is!"
Lizzy
She shrugs and continues to scroll through her phone that is tucked underneath her desk.
Petunia
Looks back over at Bubble.
"Okay, okay how about your favorite lipstick brand?"
She seemed hyped, waiting for Bubble's answer.
Bubble
"I uhm... don't wear lipstick? I have no mouth, Petunia."
She responded awkwardly again.
Petunia
"ARGH! OF COURSE!"
Petunia sighed and grumbled.
Miss Circle
Glances at Petunia, and continues to lecture about the equation this time.
Lizzy
"Hm. Going to a private beach sounds nice...it all being tranquil and peaceful there..."
Lizzy responded in a low whisper as she continues to scroll through her phone.
Petunia
"Ooh a beach?"
She looked over at Lizzy's phone.
Lizzy
"Five star..."
She responded and put away her phone, glancing at the clock.
"12 more minutes..."
Miss Circle
"Now, homework! Here you all go."
Miss Circle passes the homework to each student and then sits at her desk, eating an Oreo.
Abbie
"H-homework? O-on w-what...?"
He seemed confused, because all Miss Circle was talking about was the Kindergarten problem and not any teachings on 9th grade homework.
Miss Circle
"On why you should pay attention in class."
She said sternly.
The bullies and some other students.
"OooOo"
Abbie
"B-b-but I did pay attention!"
He exclaimed, nervously.
Miss Circle
"Didn't look like it, and just SITTING there is really not paying attention, participating in class is called "paying attention"."
She glared at the rest of the students.
"If you all haven't known yet by now."
Miss Circle
"Homework is due tomorrow."
She said sternly.
"And no buts, it is due when you come into class immediately."
Everyone groaned angrily, some stayed quiet.
Kevin
"ERM why does one of the problems say, if I were to jump off of my house, would I land? We basically don't know what house you are jumping from and why are you jumping from your house, the only thing we know is that they are stupid."
Miss Circle
"..."
"I'm not telling you the answer, solve it yourself."
Robby
Whispers to Bubble.
"What kind of teacher doesn't help us on a math problem-"
Bubble
"SHH!"
She shouted in a low whisper.
Lizzy
"2 minutes till class will end."
She whispered to Petunia.
Petunia
"FINALLY."
She stretched and grabbed her bag.
Lana
"When is the homework due?"
Miss Circle
"I JUST TOLD YOU STUPID."
Lana
"You did?"
"Well, I don't remember."
Miss Circle
"..."
She seems agitated again.
All students exit the classroom.
Miss Circle
She makes her way to the teachers lounge with the other teachers.
Miss Circle
She sits down in one of the seats.
Miss Circle
"These students are stupid morons, I can't believe I'm teaching non-responsible students."
She opened her bag and grabbed an Oreo and popped one in her mouth.
Miss Thavel
She sighs.
"I could agree, Circle, they don't really know what they are doing, all they are saying is "I'm starving" in another language, I think it's Portuguese. I'm not sure."
Miss Thavel and Miss Circle sat in silence, realizing the other teachers and the principal are not here.
Miss Circle
"Why are Grace and those other dumb teachers not here?"
Her eye looks around cautiously, but she isn't nervous, just confused.
Miss Thavel
"Oh well, maybe we can blow up some more of Mexico if you want."
...
And aside from that, that's how chaotic Miss Circle's classroom could get! But it is only episode one is it not?
AUTHOR
Math could be a bit of a COUGH in this school! Getting your phone taken away and unable to sit by your friends in this class isn't really how you would put up in this class, and keeping up without getting an F?
...
Yeah so...
Maybe Thavel will blow up more of Mexico. I really don't know.
"END"
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