"Catch of Feelings”

Jin always loved fishing. But it was on one very strange fishing trip, casting his line into the deep blue waters, that he met her. Tuna. And not just any tuna. This was Super Tuna: fierce, glittering, and with an attitude.

Jin squinted, thinking he’d been out in the sun too long. “Did you just… wink at me?”

Tuna did a tail-flip. Yeah, she definitely winked.

He’d been fishing for years, but this? This was destiny. As he reeled her in, she somehow did a slick dolphin twist, landing in his boat with an elegant flop. Jin stared at her, and she stared back with those deep, sassy tuna eyes. If tuna could roll their eyes, she’d be doing it now.

“You’re… you’re different,” Jin stammered, instantly smitten. Tuna merely raised an eyebrow. If she had hands, she’d be doing jazz hands to show juSt how unimpressed she was.

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“Date Night... Sorta”

Jin wanted to impress Tuna, so he set up a "date" on the docks, complete with soft music, a cozy lantern, and fish-flavored chips (for her). He even brought some pickled radishes for himself because romance required snacks.

“So, like, do you have hobbies?” he asked. Tuna just flipped her fin, which Jin interpreted as, ”Swimming, duh.”

“You’re so mysterious,” Jin whispered. “I… I think I’m catching feelings.”

Tuna’s fin slapped him in the face as if to say, Snap out of it, lover boy.

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“tagram Official”

One night, Jin decided to make it "tagram Official."

He posted a selfie with Tuna with the caption: “When you know, you know.” His fans flooded the comments.

@jk_armygirl: “Um, oppa, is this a joke? 👀”

@tae_4eva: “Bro, it’s a fish. Is this a cry for help?”

Jin didn’t care. He was in too deep (literally and emotionally). Tuna, meanwhile, was unimpressed but willing to tolerate him for the fish snacks.

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“The Proposal Plan”

Jin was head over heels, and he knew he had to seal the deal. He needed a grand gesture. After all, a man doesn’t propose to a tuna every day. So, he planned an oceanfront proposal, complete with fireworks and a giant “Marry Me?” sign.

On the big night, Jin stood in his best suit (a waterproof one, just in case), holding a tiny tuna-sized ring he’d specially ordered. “Tuna, I know we come from different worlds… but, will you… swim with me forever?”

Tuna tilted her head, possibly reconsidering her life choices, and did a graceful dive off the dock. Jin gasped, but then, to his joy, Tuna reappeared with a splash, tossing a shiny shell his way in acceptance.

Jin fell to his knees, hands to his heart. “Yes!” he cried, “She said YES!”

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“Happily Ever Laughter”

Jin and Tuna “moved in” together, aka, he built her a spacious tank with ocean views. They made headlines. Fans sent tuna plushies. “Fish-couple goals” trended. Jin even released a single inspired by her, titled Tuna Can’t Keep Us Apart.

And there they stayed, the oddest but happiest couple. Jin continued to serenade her daily, convinced she winked every time he hit a high note. As for Tuna, well… she could get used to this human.

After all, how many fish could say they got their own Super Tuna song?

“Fish Envy”

Word spread fast. Jin was officially off the market, and his lucky “girl” was, well… a fish. ARMY took it with mixed emotions.

Jin started posting Tuna selfies, and each picture was just too much. There was Tuna in the custom tank he’d built, Tuna with her little crown, and even Tuna next to a bowl of goldfish crackers. And ARMY was not having it.

Online Comments Flood In

@ot7forever: “A FISH? Really? That tuna’s living the life I dreamed of. I bet she doesn’t even appreciate him!!”

@jin_wifey: “I can’t believe we’re losing Jin to a fish. I can’t eat sushi ever again.”

@jk_fan: “Oppa, tell me what this fish has that I don’t?! I have gills too, emotionally at least.”

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"Aqua-jealousy Hits Hard”

When Jin went live with Tuna, fans had questions.

“Why her, Jin?” someone commented, and Jin laughed. “I didn’t choose her. Fate chose her for me.”

He glanced over at Tuna, who flipped her fin like a queen. “She’s sassy, independent, and doesn’t text back, which, let’s be real, is mysterious.”

ARMY wasn’t convinced. They watched Tuna wiggle around and side-eyed her hard. One fan chimed in, “Does she even know how lucky she is?!”

Jin laughed, “Of course she does! Look at her—she’s radiating confidence.”

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“Operation Breakup”

Things got serious. Some fans started “Operation Breakup,” and their strategy? Flood Jin’s live comments with tuna puns to catch his attention.

“Jin, doesn’t this relationship feel a little… fishy?”

“Is she the real deal, or is she just fishing for fame?”

And, the one that made Jin laugh so hard he nearly dropped his phone:

“Bro, does she even have… fin-tentions?”

But the more they teased, the more Jin dug in. “Guys, true love doesn’t care about scales or fins. It’s what’s inside that counts.”

ARMY wasn’t buying it, but they had to admit… maybe this was the happiest they’d seen him?

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“A Fishy Proposal”

Then, Jin decided to take it further. During another live, he pulled out a little shell ring. “ARMY, I’m proposing to Tuna next week!”

The chat exploded.

@yoonies_gurl: “No way. Jin’s seriously gonna marry a FISH?”

@armyforever: “I think I just heard my heart snap like a carrot stick.”

@v_min_yoongi: “I’d like to speak to the tuna, please.”

“ARMY, don’t be jealous,” Jin teased. “She’s the love of my life.”

As the comments poured in, Tuna swam circles, unfazed. Jin smiled proudly, “Look at her; she’s playing hard to get.”

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“The Big Day”

The “wedding” day arrived, and Jin went live for the ceremony. Dressed in a tux with a bowtie that matched Tuna’s tank decor, he held up a tiny shell ring and “placed” it on her fin.

“ARMY, say hello to my Super Tuna,” he announced, grinning ear-to-ear. The chat was a mix of crying emojis, laugh emojis, and a few die-hard fans claiming they’d never eat seafood again.

“ARMY, you’re all invited to the afterparty,” Jin said with a wink. “Tuna’s already planning a conga line.”

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“Jealousy Heals”

As time passed, ARMY accepted the “new Mrs. Jin.” The jealousy turned into genuine support, and fans began sending little Tuna gifts, from plushies to tiny hats. Some even created a Tuna Fan Club—“ARMY for ARFMY”—to celebrate Jin’s unusual love story.

The comments shifted too:

@jinnie_4ever: “You know, if Jin’s happy, I’m happy… even if his wife has fins.”

@fishy_stan: “I stan a queen who doesn’t say a word and lives rent-free in our hearts (and Jin’s tank).”

@the_real_fishwife: “Okay, Tuna, you won us over. Treat him well!”

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“Everlasting Waves”

In the end, ARMY learned to love the fishy romance. Fans came to cherish Jin and Tuna’s daily “slice of life” updates.

Because who could be mad when their idol was out there being his quirky, tuna-loving self? It turned out that ARMY and Tuna had one thing in common—they both loved Jin a fin-tastic amount.

“Reel-ing It In”

Just when ARMY thought Jin was officially off the market with his new “fish bride,” he decided to drop the ultimate twist. One day, he went live, holding Tuna in her usual spot, grinning like a madman.

“ARMY, I have something to confess,” he said, struggling to keep a straight face.

The chat blew up immediately:

@yooniverse: “Wait, what is this?? WHAT IS HAPPENING??”

@jinwife32: “Not another plot twist, Jin. My heart can’t take it!”

@jk_simp: “JIN?! DID YOU BREAK UP WITH TUNA?!”

Jin bit his lip, fighting back a laugh. “ARMY… you’ve been… TUN’D!” he declared, nearly doubling over with laughter. “This whole thing was a prank! Tuna here? She’s just my co-star in my very own rom-com series.”

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“Flashbacks of Fish Drama”

Jin then took fans on a walk down memory lane, showing behind-the-scenes clips of him staging every “romantic” moment with Tuna. He’d laugh at how hard he had to act, explaining how he rehearsed his “proposal” to Tuna while struggling not to burst out laughing.

“ARMY, I had to keep a straight face while pretending Tuna was ignoring me,” he chuckled. “The hardest part was reading the comments without laughing—you guys really thought I’d fallen for a fish!”

The chat went wild:

@taetae_fanclub: “JIN, YOU FISHY LIAR!”

@jinwife48: “You mean… my jealousy was FOR NOTHING?!”

@ot7rideordie: “I skipped sushi dinners to be loyal to Tuna… HOW COULD YOU?!”

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“ARMY Strikes Back”

Of course, ARMY didn’t let him off the hook so easily. For weeks, fans flooded his posts with fish emojis and comments like, “So when’s the next season of Fishy Love coming out?” or “Jin, can I borrow Tuna for a photo shoot?”

Some even took it further, making fan edits of Jin and Tuna’s “relationship” with sappy music and dramatic quotes like “Some love goes beyond scales and tails.”

Jin couldn’t stop laughing as he shared the edits on his stories, captioning one with, “ARMY, I’m crying from laughing so hard. This fandom is TOO MUCH!”

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“True Love, ARMY Edition”

In his next live, Jin finally set the record straight. “ARMY, you’re my one and only,” he said, holding up Tuna with a wink. “This fish is great, but nothing beats the real thing. Thanks for going on this ridiculous journey with me.”

One fan summed it up best in the chat: “Only Jin could get us jealous of a fish.”

And thus, ARMY forgave Jin, finally putting the Tuna Saga to rest—until he decided to cook up his next ridiculous scheme.

The End… or is it?

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“A Song from the Heart”

With the Tuna Saga behind them, Jin had one more surprise up his sleeve. Smiling into the camera, he said, “ARMY, after all that fish drama, I wanted to make it up to you. So, I wrote a song just for you… It’s called ‘I’ll Be There for You.’”

ARMY’s excitement shot through the roof.

@jinheart93: “WAIT. A SONG?! FOR US?!”

@purpleyouarmy: “Jin, you can’t just drop something like this after all that chaos!”

@moonjinfan: “I’ve forgiven Tuna just to hear this song!”

Jin held his mic, his voice softened, completely sincere.

As Jin finished, there was a pause in the chat—a rare moment of pure silence from a stunned ARMY.

Then, messages poured in:

@ot7heart: “Not me crying over this beautiful song 😭”

@fishygirl123: “So I forgive you for the Tuna thing… this song is worth it all.”

@forever_army: “Jin, you’re a legend. We love you too!”

Jin grinned, closing out the live. “You’re the best, ARMY. Thanks for always being there—and I’ll be there for you, too.”

With that, Jin had successfully turned a fishy prank into a heartwarming love song, and ARMY knew, no matter what silly tricks he pulled, he’d always be their Jin.

The True End (this time, for real!)