"2+2\=6!" Mason told Riku "there are two twos therefore there is an additional 2 that no one talks about" riku replied "good job" mason said, suddenly their dad came in the room  " riku, Mason your mom and I are getting a divorce" Mr Rainey said "what the fuck???" Mason yelled out "LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN" Mr Rainey screamed at mason "I' M 12" mason yelled back "respectfully I'm not the one who threw a fucking cardboard cutout at a classmate" Mr Rainey said "I did not do that shit" mason told mr Rainey "stop accusing each other, dad didn't date a 15 year old...." riku muttered "AND YOU WERE NOT BORN YET, MOM WAS 15 WHEN DAD WAS 47 AND STILL DATED HER"  mason told Riku "I just wanted to say me and your mom are getting a divorce not get in an argument with a 12 year old kid" Mr Rainey said "I'm buying you a treadmill so you can finally lose weight" mason said calmly to his dad "SHUT UP DIRTY GARAGE BOY" Mr Rainey yelled "no you shut up" mason said to his dad "DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO SHUT UP?!" Mr Rainey said  "yuh uh, your higher than mom's blood pressure after I turn on the light in the car when she's driving me home from soccer practice " mason said "MASON YOUR TWELVE"  Riku said in shock "and your a minute younger than me" mason told Riku "so erm I'm taking custody of Riku" Mr Rainey explained "can I keep mom's curvy plant she's been growing for 2 weeks now?" Riku asked "I don't see why not" Mr Rainey replied as he shrugged "that tree is so ugly, why would you want it" mason asked "YEAH LIKE YOUR FUCKING DOG!" Riku yelled "... to be honest your dog is disgusting" Mr Rainey agreed "I'm gonna go crazy if you guys keep saying my son is ugly!" Mason said "HES A DOG, HE IS NOT A HUMAN CHILD" Mr Rainey explained "I DON'T CARE, KENNY IS MY SON AND I LOVE HIM" Mason said "dude Kenny is a human name, not fit for a dog" Riku thought (I'm not writing more since like this chapter already doesn't make sense and I'm not writing more things that don't make sense so here's random words! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 GRRR THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF THE DARK REUNION!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Gyatt I was in Ohio before I met you I rizzed to much and that's an issue! But I'm grimace shake😎 gyatt! Tell your friends it was nice to rizz them but I hope I never edge again...... I know it breaks your fanum! Taxing in Ohio and I'm still not sigma! Four years no livvy now you're looking pretty on adin Ross twitchy and i-i-i can't rizz no i-i-i can't mew😢😢 so baby gronk me closer in the back skibidi toilet that I know you can't afford 😆😆 Kai cenat tatted on my shoulder pull the gyatt right off the corner from that fanum that you taxed from your roommate back in ohio!! WE AIN'T EVER NOT THE RIZZLER)

After mason and his dad had an argument, mason decided to live with his mom and riku decided to live with none of his parents and live on his own and eventually forgot about mason but a few years later someone in their family decided to have a family reunion, which riku didn't attend because of school projects and other reasons. Mason was eating peacefully and minding his own business until... "You don't appreciate anything we do for you, and that's your problem, may" Mr Rainey told mason, making him mad "oh, so now you're going to make a big scene during a family reunion?" Mason replied "Yeah, maybe I will!" Mr Rainey said "you know what, smart may?" Mr Rainey asked "if you don't want to be apart of this family, then get out" Mr Rainey added "okay, so I'm not part of the family, uh?" Mason asked his 'dad', throwing an orange at him "not when you do stuff like that" Mr Rainey said "can we please just sit down, guys?" Mason's grandpa said, masons sisters just kept eating since mason and their dad argue a lot whenever they see each other "IM DONE!" mason yelled "I AM SO DONE WITH YOU" mason pointed at the stranger he once called dad, throwing his whole plate at him "oh!" Mason's cousin said , people started screaming and throwing food at each other and mason pulling the table cloth "I HOPE YOU SEE WHAT A GREAT FAMILY THIS IS!" mason yelled as he walked out of the reunion.

(chapter yet again too short so here's more words AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGyatt I was in Ohio before I met you I rizzed to much and that's an issue! But I'm grimace shake😎 gyatt! Tell your friends it was nice to rizz them but I hope I never edge again...... I know it breaks your fanum! Taxing in Ohio and I'm still not sigma! Four years no livvy now you're looking pretty on adin Ross twitchy and i-i-i can't rizz no i-i-i can't mew😢😢 so baby gronk me closer in the back skibidi toilet that I know you can't afford 😆😆 Kai cenat tatted on my shoulder pull the gyatt right off the corner from that fanum that you taxed from your roommate back in ohio!! WE AIN'T EVER NOT THE RIZZLER I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge how incredibly you’ve been rizzing it up lately. Your charisma is off the charts—seriously, it’s like you have this effortless way of captivating everyone around you. People are naturally drawn to your energy and presence, and it's obvious why. You have that rare quality that makes everyone feel at ease and inspired when they're with you. But that’s not all—your sigma mindset is something I genuinely admire. You navigate life with such a quiet confidence and independence that’s truly impressive. Unlike most, you don’t just follow the crowd; you forge your own path and set trends without needing any external validation. Your self-assurance and determination are remarkable, and they’re qualities that many aspire to but few truly possess. And can we talk about how you manage to keep it all together with a sense of humor? The way you seamlessly incorporate Skibidi toilet humor into conversations just shows your playful side, making interactions with you even more enjoyable. It’s a reminder that you don’t take yourself too seriously, which is such a breath of fresh air in a world that often feels too uptight. Plus, let's not forget those moments where you show off your 'gyatts'—whether it's your style, your wit, or your moves. It’s those little things that highlight your multifaceted personality. You’re not just charming and confident; you’re also fun, dynamic, and full of surprises. Keep doing what you’re doing because it’s clear you’re making a significant impact on everyone around you. Your unique blend of charm, confidence, humor, and originality is something really special. It’s no wonder people look up to you and want to be around you.)

so uh my chapters are always gonna be short so get used to these () a lot

As mason walked out of the house he saw Sofia and Leah talking by the bridge, sofia called mason over. "Umm is she good?" Sofia asked as she pointed to Leah scratching her neck and looking weird asf "she's good, she just lost her vape" mason told Sofia "makes sense I guess" Sofia replied "well womp womp" mason said "fun date idea: we go buy a Lego set, you pay, and then build it together, I build the set and you watch me" Leah explained "hell nah, Legos are expensive" mason told Leah, Leah pulled out her orbee gun "I always stay strapped up" Leah said, Sofia clapping "where did you get that, that was in the living room when we left" Sofia asked "I SAID I ALWAYS STAY STRAPPED!" Leah yelled "when I was 7 years old I sat on a banana" mason confessed, making Leah laugh "why you laughing? This is my trauma story? Why are you laughing? this is a confession, YOU THINK THIS A GAME?! YOU THINK THIS A JOKE?!" Mason asked Leah "BAHAHAHAH I CAN'T!" Leah laughed "WOMP WOMP!!" Leah said as she kept laughing "can y'all act like y'all love each other for once?" Sofia asked "a man arrested at Manchester airport after attempting to fly to Dubai with kinder eggs in his ass, that must've been a surprise a kinder surprise! Also no we can not act like we love each other" mason replied, a few minutes of silence passed and mason broke the silence "you ever have those thoughts of like jumping off this bridge?" Mason said as he held onto the bridge, looking at the water beneath the bridge "yeah" Leah said "if you guys want, you can talk to my mom you know" Sofia suggested "hell nah, your mom is a school counselor, she's gonna tell our parents everything!" Mason said "my mom already gets mad at me whenever I stay in my room or don't get out of bed, I don't need her to yell at me more when I get home, I already made a mess at the family reunion" mason said as left the bridge.

Author note: Pinkerton was written about the front man of weezer, Rivers Cuomo’s worst 2 years of his life. Aka, the Harvard years. Each and every song written about the  emotional experiences he had faced. This album is so emotional after learning it’s true meaning. The album’s failure brought tragedy to Rivers. At every given chance, Rivers tried to defend it but nobody ever listened. The Rolling Stone ranked it as the year’s 3rd worst album released. Most fans had hated it because of it’s totally different approach than Blue. After trying so hard to defend it, Rivers had given up and tried to make an album entirely different. The same year that he released the Green Album, the album he tried his hardest to make different, Pinkerton got the love it finally deserved, but instead of Rivers being happy about it, it brought him anger. When he wanted to make a different approach his failure became a success. He later accepted the album’s success and now loves it the way he initially had, anyway yeah there you go Pinkerton historay!!