Chaotic People
Character introduction
John
Eliza's elder brother, engineer, blunt and straight to the point, very protective of sister
Zena
Professional soccer player, loves puns, sensitive, doesn't know how to face problems
Nicky
Quite, voice of reason for the group, sarcastic, amazing with roasting people
Benjamin
Flirty, loves hentai, boss of big company, total gossip guru, loves making fun of Henry because of his height
Henry
Way to innocent for group chat, 5,3 foot, computer nerd, snarky, has a crush on zodia
Zodia
Loves teasing people, beauty freak, relationship therapist, total heart breaker, dark sense of humor
Eliza
Loves anime, likes teasing Zena, dinamic duo with Nicky, doesn't like Zodia, John's little sister
I hope you guys enjoy this story, I love funny chat stories and always wanted to do one myself but never had inspiration, so I hope you guys enjoy, and if I have any spelling errors, please let me know, I suck with spelling 😅
Chaotic pick up lines
Benjamin
Guys, I need your help, it's urgent
Nicky
You should be working
Benjamin
I don't care, this is of the utmost importance
Luke
What do you need our help for?
Benjamin
My new secretary is super hot
Benjamin
AAAAND, I don't have any pick up lines, I'm so dead!!!!
Zena
You know you have Google for a reason, right?
Benjamin
I know, but this is mutch more fun, and I will remember it better! Please😳
Luke
Wait, so you want us to help you break this girls heart? What do we get in return?
Benjamin
I will treat the person with the best pick up line to a dinner of their choosing
Nicky
I would rather have a new house or car, then I could finally move out of my apartment
Luke
Why not? I could use a new car
Zena
I am to bored to care so...
Nicky
I still think you should be working
Henry
If Zodia is doing it, so am I
Benjamin
OK, so let's go in alphabetical order, which means Eliza's first
Luke
Are you tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all day
Henry
Do you have a pencil?
Henry
Because I want to erase your past and write our future
John
I may not be a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
Nicky
Man, I did not expect that from you
Nicky
If I could rearange the alphabet, I would put u and I together
Zena
I'm sure I can top that
Zena
Can I have your number, I lost mine
Zodia
You call that good, I will win
Zodia
I forgot your name, can I call you mine?
I happen to have forgotten my name aswel, you can call me yours😘
Benjamin
I think it's between Zodia, Henry and nicky
Benjamin
One more to decide the winner
Henry
Are you a magician, because when I look at you, everyone else just disappears
Nicky
Is your name tax, because you have fine written all over you
Zodia
You theif, how dare you steal my heart?
Benjamin
I think Nicky wins, sorry guys
Nicky
YAY! I want a Lamborghini
Nicky
That wasn't the deal
Benjamin
Deals change, BYE
Luke
Well this was interesting, I need to go, see ya
Chaotic beauty contest
Luke
Why did you add me to this group?
Luke
And shouldn't you be working?
Nicky
Yes, he should be working
Luke
Hello everyone, again I ask, what are we doing here
Benjamin
So I wanted to know who is better looking, me or Luke
Benjamin
I know it's me, this is just a formality
Benjamin
Wait, seriously, you think he's more good looking
Zodia
Oh dear, don't be upset
Eliza
You give off more of a eager puppy vibe
Nicky
And he gives off the tyrannical CEO vibe
Henry
Plus, no offense, but you have no junk in your trunk
Luke
I still don't understand why this matters
Benjamin
It didn't, until they said you looked better
Luke
Well, no offense little brother, but it is true
Zena
I agree, plus, you look like a playboy, and no one likes a playboy
Nicky
So it's agreed, Benjamin loses
Eliza
Sorry, but it's true
Luke
Well, if this is the end of it, I won so as per the rules of challenging someone, you have to follow a command I give you
Nicky
No buts, listen to your big brother
Luke
You have to change your nickname to "colonel beauty contestant " asap
Benjamin
But I just wanna state for the record that you are all dead to me
Benjamin changed his nickname to "colonel beauty contestant "
Colonel beauty contestant is offline
Luke
Nice talking to you all, goodnight
Luke has left the group chat
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