Wait, Virgins CANNOT Be Dirty! (Dirty Cringe!)

CHARACTER INTRODUCTIONS

Louise Watterson

Louise Watterson.

Louise Watterson

Pride, Bis3xual.

Louise Watterson

Type: Virgin Profession: the Christian and religion arts Goal: graduate college to be the priest's assistant in the peaceful area of the big city Relationships: Mr.Hun (teacher, helper), Brandon (boyfriend, friend since senior year), Veronica (assistant, gamer, streamer, girlfriend, supports LGBTQ), Bloom Taekook (Cleo from Red Fake Roses's former roommate, perv, HUGE er0t1c BL Omegaverse fan, Ghostface fanboy/fangirl, troll, obsessive Mafia Boss, etc.)

Louise Watterson

Problems: Bloom Taekook, trolls, Ghostface Fanboys/Fangirls, c0rny people, etc. Gojo's Daddy Issues: Her 17-year-old cousin Matilda was a Paramount-AI Sponge Server War hero, now acting cranky and her 14-year-old Michael goes rizzy sigma

Louise Watterson

Likes: Religion, nice people, having fun, etc. Dislikes: Bloom Taekook, Ghostface Fans, adultery, +18 novels and BL stories, etc.

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Bloom Taekook

Bloom Taekook.

Bloom Taekook

Pride, Lesbian.

Bloom Taekook

Type: Obsessive Mafia Boss/Perv Profession: BL Omegaverse Goal: Spoil Louise's dreams and become hers forever in a series on +18 wackiness and craziness, and to be the bestest female mafia boss ever Relationships: Louise Watterson (New roommate and plaything), Cleo (Former roommate), Taekook (One of Her BTS Waifus along with Jinmin), Ghostface (Her Lord and Savior)

Bloom Taekook

Problems: Money woes, ab#se, Cleo, etc. Gojo's Daddy Issues: her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend treat her like crap and left her all alone because they are seeing Woke World on New York, and her fat and lazy mother force her to do chores and servant work like ironing and folding the large bedsheets that can't fit the bed, and every time she burns the pie, she was forced to get the floors clean with the toothbrush! (Which cause her to go INSANE and P3rv3r7ed!!!)

Bloom Taekook

Likes: Taekook, Jinmin, Ghostface, Adultery, Ghostface fans, trolling, +18 novels and BL Stories, etc. Dislikes: cute stuff, Cleo, etc.

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Veronica Kingsleigh

Veronica Kingsleigh.

Veronica Kingsleigh

Pride, Lesbian.

Veronica Kingsleigh

Type: Best friend and helper of the Virgin Profession: E-sports, gaming, religion arts, and live-streaming Goal: To be the best E-sport gamer in not just America, but to the whole world, and defend Louise and make her relationship with her stronger Relationships: Mr.Hun (Teacher and helper), Sam (Her childhood friend and antivirus bugger) Louise (Her helper and defender)

Veronica Kingsleigh

Problem: Viruses, Ghostface fanboys/fangirls, homophobic frauds, BL, Yaoi, etc. Gojo's Daddy Issues: Made a rant on Yinlin from Wuthering Waves Tiktok ads right before Wuthering Waves was released on April Fools' Day, saying that Gojo from Juijitsu Kaisen has Daddy Issues in the middle of a stream, etc.

Veronica Kingsleigh

Likes: Gaming, live-streaming, Wuthering Waves, Genshin, LGBTQ, etc. Dislikes: Viruses, trolls, Ghostface fanboys/fangirls, morons, etc.

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Attitude is Not Everything

This is where our story began.

Louise Watterson

Hi.

Take it away, Louise.

Louise Watterson

Thanks, Narrator. Take a break.

Thanks.

Louise Watterson

My name is Louise Watterson. I am 20-years-old, and I am going through my independent adult years, and I'm on Harvard University, and I have 5 more months to graduate to become the priest's assistant in the peaceful area of the big city. I have my own way. I lack of attitude, because in the world of rich aesthetic honey hot chicks and adulthood, Attitude is King and Queen... I call it AIKAQ, because my college years are like a Vietnamese RPG game where the only option is to fight the monsters and save the world, or embrace emptiness and die!!!

Louise Watterson

To them, Attitude is like a "rich as honey" gift given by their God, and their Lord and Savior... ....GHOSTFACE from SCREAM, the popular horror movie franchise, really.

Louise Watterson

They can use it for EVERYTHING!

Louise Watterson

Money, young hot men, cute s3xy women, cute gay mafia men, cute gay Alpha/Omega men, smut, X-rated movie, gold, fame, Tiktok fame, merchandise, EVERYTHING!

Louise Watterson

It's like a game where the problems and school work are like monsters from Monster Never Cry and all of the school tests and Kahoot questions are like subordinates from Isekai Demon Waifu.

Louise Watterson

And hanging out with the meanest, popular, bratty, spoiled, rude, obnoxious, hateful, toxic, aesthetic rich as honey women on sororities are like battlefields where the main weapon that can't be beat is attitude.