SKZ! WITCHES (SKZ! ChatSeries)
seven witches, b*tches
seven witches, b*tches (7)
christiano
I assume everyone here knows about han jisung by now?
leeknow
The boy that you and changbin have been dissing us to hang out with for the past two months?
leeknow
Yeah we know him :/
binsual
Excuse u, we have not been dissing anyone!
christiano
Apparently felix hyunjin and seungmin already know him quite well?
lixie
He's a junior, like us
seungmo
Felix and hyunjin barely have any classes with him though
hyunjinnie
Yeah cause he's a mUsiC mAjoR and im a dAnxE mAJoR
hyunjinnie
Tanx hyung for pointing out my flaws
hyunjinnie
I did the tanx on purpose but OK
christiano
Back to the topic
binsual
Hyung what even is the topic
christiano
I'm trying to tell you something!
christiano
I'm talking about jisung
leeknow
Ooh does chan have cRusH ?
christiano
I wish i was home so I could smack your head
seungmo
He had to clarify what part of you he was gonna smack cause he knows there would be jokes made otherwise
lixie
It's not our fault we have short attention spans
seungmo
Chan hyung, hurry up! You have one minute before we'll have forgotten about you completely
christiano
Okay so me and changbin are already good friends with jisung and apparently hyunjin seungmin and felix too
seungmo
This has already been stated
seungmo
ohmygosh, the audacity
christiano
BUT i want to hang out with him outside of school but I'm always hanging out with you guys
christiano
Which isn't a problem but I thought we could all hang out?
christiano
Since 5/7 of us already know him anyway
hyunjinnie
Is there a question we're supposed to answer?
seungmo
I think he's asking if you ask wanna hang out with jisung sometime
christiano
Thank you seungmin
hyunjinnie
Yeah i think i'd like that
lixie
"I think I would like that"
lixie
Lol we know you would
christiano
So does everyone else wanna hang out? I was thinking this weekend could be good
seungmo
Jeongin never looks at this chat but I'll make sure he comes too
leeknow
Ooh you gonna make him come
seungmo
Not having any of that
hyunjinnie
Dw minho hyung, i like your jokes!
leeknow
Oh right there was a question
leeknow
Sure I'll be there
christiano
Great! Then I'll ask jisung
lixie
I feel bad for him already...
mayhaps i cackled
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binsual
I'm actually shocked
binsual
Jisung said yes to hanging out with us
binsual
Heard it with my own two ears
leeknow
He doesn't know what he's getting himself into
seungmo
Let me stop you right there
seungmo
Never said he wasn't
seungmo
But he speaks as much meme as felix and has a similar weird chaotic energy as minho hyung
seungmo
If anyone's gonna regret this, it'll be us
hyunjinnie
Oh yeah that's accurate lmao
christiano
Did jeongin actually show up to a conversation? And before me?
seungmo
Not that you've set the bar high...
hyunjinnie
Yeah hyung you're usually late
christiano
Okay, yeah, but what's more surprising is that jeongin actually showed up
lixie
Omg! I just noticed! He sent a bunch of question marks!
leeknow
I've never been impressed with anyone but myself since 2007 when I mistook my own reflection for another person
leeknow
So technically i was still impressed with myself but it counts since i thought it was another person
christiano
I should have left this group chat when i graduated last year :/
christiano
Also, weren't we supposed to be talking about jisung and the plan for saturday?
seungmo
Us getting sidetracked in a conversation? It's more likely than you think
christiano
But yay! Jisung is coming on Saturday!
leeknow
Does he know that we're witches? Is he a witch?
hyunjinnie
Does he know about us? Unclear.
hyunjinnie
Is he a witch himself? Also unclear.
binsual
Wow that's helpful
lixie
Hyungs do you know anything about that?
christiano
All i know is that he used to live in a village full of witches
christiano
Doesn't necessarily mean anything, but it seems likely that he at least knows the supernatural exists
leeknow
Does that mean we can be as weird as we want in front of him?
leeknow
I'm asking for a friend
seungmo
Maybe you could try not to scare him away immediately
christiano
A good suggestion that i suggest you listen to, okay?
christiano
Be yourselves but don't be weird
hyunjinnie
Hyung HOW DO WE DO THAT???
christiano
... Should have expected that
christiano
Okay just be nice! Be weird and nice! That's not impossible, is it?
christiano
Yeah, you have a point :/
binsual
Wtf am i supposed to shoot??
christiano
No no it's just something you say
seungmo
Who do you want him to shoot hyung?
lixie
If you wanted us dead you could say so!
christiano
Changbin what's you suggestion?
binsual
That we add jisung to this chat
binsual
Or make a new one with him in it
binsual
Since apparently we're planning to adopt him into this friend group
seungmo
All of us 2000 liners have it but ok
lixie has added jisungie to the group
seungmo
wAIT THE CHAT NAME!!!
seungmo
Didn't send that in time
leeknow
Too late to fix it now lol
jisungie
Uuh,, hello lix! What's this?
christiano
Hello sungie and welcome to our group chat!
jisungie
Omg! I know you...
jisungie
It's crispy hyung!
leeknow
Chan, you're never gonna live this down
seungmo
Mayhaps i cackled at that
christiano
Lord up above please give me patience amen
binsual
Hey jisung I'm here too
binsual
Not that i think it's a good idea to call attention to myself considering what you just did to my chan hyung...
leeknow
Does changbinnie also have a fun nickname you can share with us?
jisungie
The best i have would be dark baby rapper, but I'll admit it's not as good as crispy
hyunjinnie
... dark BABY rapper
leeknow
... DARK baby rapper
binsual
If anyone accents the rapper part of that, you're dead
jisungie
Wait you guys have fun names
jisungie changed their screen name to sungshine
sungshine
Oh wait you guys are witches? Is this a coven?
christiano
Oh sHIT we didn't fix the chat name
christiano
I'm so sorry i promise we weren't keeping it from you, we just didn't know if
Lixie has set the chat name to eight witches, b*tches
innie
You could not have picked a better moment, felix hyung
dumb dumb
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hyunjinnie
Jisung you're a witch??
seungmo
Everyone's just guessing what they are themselves
sungshine
Wait what are you then?
seungmo
Me? I'm a telepathic witch
sungshine
Cool! What about chan hyung?
sungshine
Omg that's chool!
hyunjinnie
You never said if any of us guessed it right!
seungmo
No offense but you weren't really guessing
seungmo
You were just saying what you are yourselves
sungshine
And no one even got it right :(
leeknow
Have we somehow managed to form a group of eight witches, and none of us are the same type of witch?
seungmo
More like statistically improbable
sungshine
Well it's true, I'm not any of the things you guessed
sungshine
And I'm not a shapeshifter or a telepathic witch either
hyunjinnie
Is there even anything left
lixie
Sure! There are still lots of things he could be
lixie
Wait i can't come up with anything else gimme a second to think
binsual
A crystal witch, weather witch, fire witch, faerie witch, traditional/hereditary witch...
lixie
Thank you binnie hyung!
lixie
See, there are a lot of things he could be
hyunjinnie
Oh yeah i guess that's true
leeknow
Was any of changbin's guesses right?
seungmo
Sorry that was harsh
sungshine
I have no idea how no one has guessed it yet
sungshine
I meam, it's not something uncommon
sungshine
You're righy, I'm an oracle :D
leeknow
Guys how could we miss oracles...
seungmo
Well... That's not anything new
sungshine
I know most of you guys but not everyone
sungshine
Probably should have been my first concern now that i think about it...
lixie
You know everyone except minho hyung and jeongin
sungshine
Minho hyung is a solar witch and jeongin is an earth witch
sungshine
Lol seungmin said it earlier
sungshine
But who are you guys?
sungshine
Right now you're just names on a screen
hyunjinnie
As you may know, crispy hyung is our dad
sungshine
Didn't know that but i'm not surprised
binsual
If chan hyung was here he would disagree about being our dad
hyunjinnie
Wait where is he?
hyunjinnie
What i was getting at is the fact that he's kinda like the coven leader and also acts kinda like a father to all of us
leeknow
He's a pretty chill parent who lets you stay up late and doesn't lecture you when you go out and get yourself arrested by doing magic in public
leeknow
Not that i would know :)
leeknow
Anyway, he's basically our dad, but you probably already knew that since he adopted you
binsual
The first time he talked to jisungie, it only took five minutes for him to become smitten
hyunjinnie
That's Love B*tch!
binsual
Well chan hyung has already adopted him so i guess it makes sense for the new adoption (aka jisung) to be introduced to the gc
seungmo
Wait, when did crispy hyung adopt jisung?
sungshine
Bold of you to assume crispy hyung doesn't adopt every stray child he sees the first time he lays eyes on them
seungmo
Yeah ok, that's fair ig
hyunjinnie
So wait does that mean you've been adopted for the past two months?
hyunjinnie
And we didn't even know?
sungshine
Oh yeah seems like it
lixie
Omg this is some Secret Sibling sh*t
sungshine
Felix that makes us twins!
binsual
By what logic could that possibly make you guys twins?
seungmo
Okay maybe minho hyung and jeongin should introduce themselves now?
leeknow
Yes hello i'm minho, a dance major, could strangle you with my toes but only if you hurt any of my cats
sungshine
Omg i love cats! <3
sungshine
Do you have pics of them?
hyunjinnie
...why are you a literal angel
seungmo
He threatened his life but all jisung payed attention to was the mention of cats
leeknow
But to answer your question, yes, i have so many pics!
binsual
Please take it in private chat
binsual
We do not need to crash the gc again
lixie
Binnie hyung, you know it was an ACCIDENT
binsual
Yeah well, it still happened
binsual
Now jeongin, introduce yourself
seungmo
Bold of you to assume he doesn't have this chat muted
sungshine
I guess i'll just leave this for him to see whenever he gets to his phone
sungshine
Hi jeongin! i don't know anything about you except you're an earth witch but i'd love to learn more and get to know you!
sungshine
Apparently you're the maknae (?) cause no one calls you hyung?
sungshine
Anyway have a LOVELY DAY <3
innie
...i can't NOT respond to that
innie
Hyung (?) that was very nice of you
sungshine
Is felix your hyung? cause in that case i am too
leeknow
Jisung's a junior according to crispy hyung
lixie
And his birthday is one day before mine!
seungmo
Oh god don't remind me i've already heard it enough times
sungshine
Speaking of crispy hyung
binsual
Adding you to the gc scared him so much that he accidentally shapeshifted into a toothbrush
seungmo
No, he actually passed out
seungmo
Just cause he's tired, don't worry, it's not anything too dramatic
hyunjinnie
Wait can crispy hyung shapeshift into a toothbrush?
leeknow
He can't shapeshift into inanimate objects, only animals and people
leeknow
Please don't remind me
sungshine
Did you add me here for a reason
binsual
Well, since you're chan hyung's latest stray kid..
hyunjinnie
We're adopting you into our friend group and you have no say in it! :)
leeknow
And you're already the most influential person here
hyunjinnie
Hyung what does that even m e a n ???
leeknow
Crispy hyung fell asleep, and jeongin actually sent something in the gc
leeknow
Just that as soon as jisung got here, two impossible things happened
hyunjinnie
WOw, the power jisung holds
sungshine
Uhm no offense but i don't really get why that's so impossible
sungshine
Or i mean i get that jeongin apparently never shows up, but not the thing about crispy hyung
leeknow
It's kind of a running joke that he never sleeps
binsual
The fact that he literally never sleeps contributes to the humor of the joke
sungshine
But i've seen him sleep a bunch of times?
sungshine
When we're producing music late at night i get sleepy, so i ask him to cuddle and he always says yes and then he falls asleep with me
hyunjinnie
I was joking but it seems you really have a lot of power
leeknow
Consider the adoption finalized :)
sungshine
I have to go but it was really fun to talk to you guys!
leeknow
Well you're in the gc now so you can talk to us anytime
seungmo
Otherwise we'll see you in school tomorrow
sungshine
Okay bye everyone!
hyunjinnie
Why is he so adorable
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