Azariah Von Elwood (ML/SPY 002)
I can't believe we're finally alone, I can't believe I almost went home, what are the chances? Everyone's dancing, and he's not with you.
The universe must have divined this, what am I gonna do? Not grab your wrist?
I could be a better boyfriend than him, I could the sh-it he never did, up all night, I won't quit, Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him, I could be such a gentleman, plus all my clothes would fit.
I could be a better boyfriend.
I don't need to tell you twice, All the ways he can't suffice, If I could give you some advice, I would leave with me tonight.
The universe must have divined this, Mmm, mmm, Ladies first, baby, I insist.
I could be a better boyfriend than him, I could do all the sh-it he never did, up all night, I won't quit, thinking I'm gonna steal you from him, I could be such a gentleman, plus all my clothes would fit.
I could be a better boyfriend than him, I could be a better boyfriend.
I never would have left you alone, here on your own, glued to your phone, never would have left you alone, for someone else to take you home.
I could be a better boyfriend than him, I could do the sh-it he never did, up all night, I won't quit, thinking I'm gonna steal you from him, I could be such a gentleman, plus all my clothes would fit, I could be a better boyfriend than him, I could do the sh-it he never did, up all night, I won't quit, thinking I'm gonna steal you from him, I could be such a gentleman, plus all my clothes would fit~ *finishes singing*