Funny Short Story
DOCTOR ×PATIENT
patient
Doctor sir, i think I'm having a sickness that i forgot everything in just few minutes.
doctor
Oh my God 😮 this is a very dangerous desease . I think you should first settle down my payment for the checkup and get out of here as fast as you can.
patient
Doctor! After waking up in the morning for half an hour i feel so weak 🥺
patient
What should I do?😕
patient
how can I bear that half an hour? 😔
doctor
If you wake up that half an hour later then you won't feel weak.😀
(Once a mental patient comes to the hospital)
patient
Doctor sir! The patient is out side of the room. When he see a doctor he runs to beating him. So are we let him come here.😗
doctor
When I get out of the room, you can take him here. 🙂
patient
Doctor ! You don't pulled my decay tooth but you pulled my good and healthy tooth. Now how will I eat ?😭
doctor
Your dacay tooth was already eaten by worms 🐛 and was decay. So what should I pull . And if I don't then won't you be angry 😕
patient
Doctor sir! I am getting slimmer day by day. What medicine should I take to become chubby and gain some weight.🥺 can you write it and give me???
doctor
You can eat two eggs every day. And in one month you would be looking like a round frog 🐸 . And will strong and energetic like a bull 🐂
patient
Okay ! So from now on if i will eat 10 eggs every day 😺 then i will get chubby in five days 😁??
DOCTOR ×PATIENT
patient
People's are laughing while looking at me. What should I do? 😞
doctor
Then become a joker in a sarkus 🙂
patient
Doctor sir are you at home? Ho - doctor sir?
doctor
Your eyes are definitely damaged 😊
patient
I don't even tell my desease to you. How did you know? 🧐 . You are not a doctor _
doctor
How can I don't know . when in front of you it's written in big latter " Animal hospital" . You are human and .....
patient
Doctor sir! This is my first operation, i am so scared 😧
doctor
You don't have to worry ☺️
doctor
You are also my first operation patient. Look even I'm not worried 😁
patient
I have a cold fever 😿 . What should I eat doctor?
doctor
Add ice to lassi and drink full stomach of it . Your cold fever 🤒 all will be gone.
patient
( in tension) doctor sir ! My stomach is burning. I can't take the pain 😭
patient
Give me some medicine.
doctor
Stomach burning medicine is not available now. I am thinking 🤔 what should I do?
patient
Please save me. 😭 i can't take it anymore 😭
doctor
You go and grind some green chilli and drink it .
patient
What green chilli?? Can that cure my burning stomach??
doctor
If poison can cure poison then green chilli can definitely cure burning stomach 😌
doctor
That is the best medicine for you😁
patient
Why my mouth is shuttering.
doctor
Is your mouth is shuttering when you open the mouth 🤔
patient
No , not all the time . When I eat it doesn't happen.
doctor
Then you should try practice to eat 24 hours
DOCTOR ×PATIENT
patient
Please pulled out my tooth.
patient
This is so much painful.😭
doctor
Why are you trembling so much?😕
patient
I am scared sir. I will feel pain when pulling out my tooth 😅.
doctor
Okay then please drink this drop of water. And you will feel strong 💪
patient
(after drinking water) sir it's not working. I'm feeling scared 😟 not strong.
doctor
Drink more water ? Drink more - drink more
patient
(again after drinking water) sir! Now I'm not scared anymore. Now if you try to pulled out my tooth then i will pulled out your teeth 😁
doctor
You have stomach problems.eat something lite now. Keep your self from heavy food.
patient
doctor! Cotton is very lite. Can I eat???
doctor
When you give me 50 rupees while checking your stomach. That note is not working. Please change this.
patient
The medicine you give me, my wife don't eat and throw them . YOU give my money back.☺️
doctor
Where are you feeling pain ? 🧐
doctor
Don't worry. I will give you a medicine that stop you from breathing.😺
patient
Doctor ! I am having a upsetting stomach.🥴
doctor
The medicine is wrapped in this paper you should eat it with Grass.🙂
patient
Am i cow or bull 😤 that eating medicine with Grass ????
doctor
Sir , because I am animal's doctor. 😌
patient
Doctor, give me some medicine, that will make me more beautiful and pretty 😍.
doctor
You are already so beautiful 😺
patient
Then why any boys don't want to marry me 😞?
doctor
May be your dad doesn't want to give dowry.😃
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