Gareeb The Chor
gareeb hai ham
ham theen ek ghar mai rehne lage hame ek saath reh kar kareeb 3yrs hogaye hai hamari life mai duniya ki saari kushi tho hai magar paise nhi hai
but khushi rahegi tho zindagi bhi mast rahegi
i mean atleast ye tha hamara rule of life
ye hai hamare yedi gang ke leader ye virgin hai but inke already do bache hai orr to orr unka ek bacha unka ex hai
ye hai hamare the don inke saar par gussa 24/7 rehta hai but pyaar se baath karo tho pura bacha
ab milte hai dusre baache se jo hai rabi
ye hai dusre bache shakal se hi harami inke age se zyada tho inke bf n gf hai inka maana hai ki ye normal hai but
in theeno ko bhi mental hospital ki saakt zarurat hai but kya kare hospital valo ko dar hai kahi unki life na barbaad ho jaye
chaliye dehkte hai inka haal kya hai
budha owner
Abbe ho bhenke taako utho saalo
poblu
haan haan uth rahe hai chila kyu rahe ho
zoyi
rabi tera haath hata varna mene teri taange thod deni hai
poblu
Abbe uski taang mere muu par hai
rabi
hah kya hua kon maargya
rabi
haan tho uncle ji ap or mai dono ab bhoot hai vah ab apki wife jaake dudh vale se shaadi karegi
budha owner
kamine mai maara nahi hu mai tumlog ko maar dalunga agar muhje aj mera kiraya nahi mila tho
zoyi
Abbe ooh budhe hamne kaha na ham dedinge apko paise
budha owner
tumhai ye khe kar 3 saal hogaye
budha owner
aj yaato paise do ya phir niklo mere ghar se
poblu
Arre uncle itna kyu tension ham dedinge apko paise vo bhi aj hi
zoyi
Abbe paise kya jaad par hai jo nikal kar dedinge
poblu
Abbe mai keh raha hu na dedinge Tu tension maath le mere bhai
budha owner
thik hai thik hai aj mai meri wife ke saath bahar ja raha hu tumlog mere vapis anne tak paiso ka intezaam karlo
budha owner
chalo ab mai chalta hu
budha chala gya upar ke floor uske biwi ke pass
zoyi
Abbe oh chutiya hamari lotri lagi hai kya jo ham usko paise dedinge vo bhi aj hi
poblu
jab tak poblu zinda hai tab tak daar ne ka nyi
rabi
tho kiya soocha hai tumne stripper banke kaamaye paise chalo chalte hai acha kha sa sex bhi mil jayega or paise bhi kya kehte ho janeman
poblu
Abbe nhi mere pass usse bhi acha plan hai lollipop dilaoge tho bataunga
rabi
zoyi dega paise yayayay
zoyi
chal be make pakode mere pass paise nhi hai
rabi
come on honey show me your money
poblu
saalo hogya ho to chale ab
zabardast plan hai mere pass.....
chori ka plan
rabi
hmmm bhai zabardast lollipop hai ye
zoyi
ab batayega muhje saale kya plan hai hamare pass
poblu
plan bahot simple ha-
rabi
AHHHHHHH KAMINE KUTTE MERA LOLLIPOP VAPAS DE MUHJE
poblu
bhai mene nahi liya tera lollipop
zoyi
vo sach vale kutte se baat karraha hai
finally rabi ne kutte ke muh se lollipop cheen liya and was abt to take it back in his mouth
zoyi
bhai tu sach mai kutte ke muu ka lollipop khaane vala hai
rabi
bhai paise puree diye hai haamne Or vese bhi ye mere or kutte ki indirect kiss hojayega 🙈
zoyi
bhai tu isko chodo Or plan bolo
poblu
tho plan ye hai.....
zoyi
Abbe jaldi bol kal subhe panvel nikalna hai
poblu
ki ham log chori karenge
zoyi
SAALE MAI TUHJE MAAR DALUNGA TUNE MUHJE LOLLIPOP LENE KO KAHA VO BHI IS BHADVI BAAT KE LYE!!!
poblu
Arre mere bhai mere pass iska bhi pura plan hai
rabi
tho ham ab chal sakte hai kya strip club
poblu
Abbe maake pakodo phele plan tho sunlo
zoyi
sunna agar muhje acha laga tho karunga varna mai tuhje marunga phir isko maarunga phir bhaag jaunga
poblu
thik jo tuhje thik lage
poblu
haan tho ham karenge chori vo bhi hamare hi ghar mai
rabi
bhai ham gareeb hai hamare pass kuch nhi hai mai keh raha hu chalte hai strip club
zoyi
chup be bhadve . tu bol be agge (pointing at poblu)
poblu
haan tho ham karinge chori magar ham chori hamare pass nahi karenge us nashedi owner ke ghar pe karenge
zoyi
Arre wah kya plan bola hai
poblu
Arre tune suna nhi ghade ne kaha aj vo bahar jane vala hai apni patni ke saath acha muoka hai ham jaate hai or chori kar ke uske hi paise usko cheepka dete hai
zoyi
bhai tere pair chune hai mene
poblu
baas karo ab muhje paata hai mai bht smart hu
poblu
tho ab churu kare chori....
Draft
theeno ghade sooche ki first floor pe jaane ki best place hai unlog ki khidki n subse phele poblu ku upar bheje inlog eke dusre ku utha ke
zoyi
Abbe kham khaliya kar saale kya khake peda hua thaa
rabi
agree bro 🗿 kam khaya kar saale
poblu
tum log ke pyaar se itna mota hua hu mai 🙈
rabi
bhai plan pe focus karte hai
zoyi
ye saala upar jayega tho na
usko dhakal ne chakar mai poblu ne dono ko laat mardi and baachne ke liye dono ne poblu ke jute pakad liye
poblu
yayaya hamlog agaye nashede ke ghar mai
rabi
saale socks dhule apne........ *dead
poblu
saalo utho vo nasheda kabhi bhi aa sakta hai 👺
rabi
haan ut gya maar kyu raha hai 😭
poblu
ab thoda asli choro ki tarhe flex marte hai
rabi
hat jaree bhadve bheja na thok re~
zoyi
maaki anhk lag raho ho bhaiyo🗿👌🏻
poblu
abb dehkte hai ki hall mai koyi hai ya nahi
rabi
haan haan chalo chupke se
rabi
nahi bhai koyi nahi hai
poblu
Chalo phir lut te hai!!!!!!
rabi
bhai ek second ye baache kiske hai??
poblu
Abbe kaha hai baache??
rabi
ye dehko (pointing at the nashede owner ke kids)
nashede ke theen baache uske ghar mai hi thee
zoyi
Abbe ye theen namune kon hai
rabi
nashede kaane energy tho bhot hai bhai 😂
nashede ka baacha
tum taab ton ho??
zoyi
haam teli daand marne vale log hai
rabi
bhadve subtitle tho dal de
nashede ka baacha
tum taab ton ho
(tum saab kon ho)
zoyi
haam teli daand marne vale log hai
(haam teri gaand marne vale log hai)
zoyi
tho kya kaare in theen namuno ka
poblu
utha ke phek de kaamre mai
nashede ka baacha
taal be bhosdike
nashede ka baacha
chal bhosdike
rabi
teri tho maake pakode👺
nashede ka baacha
aajao saalo
poblu
kya be baache baacha hai tu baacha
nashede ka baacha
saalo mai marunga ab chalo chintu mintu
puro ne ek dusre ko jaam kar maara kisi ki naak phuti ki si ki ank phuti ki si ki gaan- nahi nahi vo nhi phuti 🗿
poblu
bhai bass hogya mera hah hah (out of breathe)
rabi
mai maargya bhaiya ji...
nashede ka baacha
mummy!!! 😭
poblu
utho saalo vo nasheda kabhi bhi aa sakta hai jaldi se paise lete hai n nikal te hai
teeno ne nashede ki almari kholi Or saare paise le liye orr nashede ke baacho ko ek jaga tape se band karke cheepkadiya
poblu
tho chale mere shero
zoyi
chalo ab ham ameer hai!!!
phir teeno ne ek cycle paakdi Or bhaag ne lage
rabi
bhai maze agaye hava chalti rehni chahiye bhai bhaga te reh
zoyi
haan aj tuhje seedha jannat le jaunga
poblu
bhai mene kaha tha muhje car chahiye 😭
ab ap log soch rahe honge ki ab tho paise mil gaye tho ye bhaag kyu rahe hai jab ki ye log tho saare paise nashede ko vapas dene vale thee
agle chp mai paata chalega 😉
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