Sms (You Never Know What's Going To Happen)
AUTO-CORRECT : oh fork !
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before we start I wanna inform you 3 things.. that's ....
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....first.. t's a phone text story
(everything that you will reading are phone SMS conversation)
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....second.. you will get to read a new interesting story every episode
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...last...YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
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Me
hey there in Jonethen
...ML of todays episode
SMS: (with your girlfriend)
Melissa
baby! come over right now ! 😘
Me
your mom gave your phone back!?
Melissa
no, she's just bad at hiding things
Melissa
hiding things at the same place
Melissa
my mom messed with my phone
Melissa
now I can't ducking swear
Melissa
it's auto-correct all the shit I said
Melissa
my mom changed my typing setting.. can't text foul words
Melissa
holly mother froking shirt ball
Melissa
ugh.. JUST COME OVER!!
Melissa
I REALLY WANNA SEE YOU!
Me
wait, isn't your mom home?
Melissa
she just went to sleep ;-)
Me
you sure this is a good idea?
Me
I feel like she don't like me
Me
didn't she say no to text me?
Melissa
she thinks you r a "bad influence"
Me
but you are a good girl
Melissa
just come over now
Melissa
I'll show you how "good" i am ;-)
Me
aren't the doors locked?
Melissa
god donut ...you're right!
Melissa
you can climb through the windows?
Melissa
my mom won't hear a thing
Melissa
that was ducking fast!
Me
ya will you get me some water?
Me
after climbing the tree
Melissa
ya, im pretty thirsty too ;-)
Melissa
omg hide in the bushes
Melissa
ok I think u r good
Melissa
she was just going to bathroom
Me
you sure your mom won't find out?
Me
how can you be so sure?
Melissa
baby she is SO dumb
Melissa
I'm always 2 step ahead of her
Me
but what if when your mom took your phone... she changed her contact number as contact name of that scumbag boyfriend of yours
Me
....and so your actually texting your mom right now ?
Melissa
mom... you changed my contacts?
Me
two more weeks of no phone!
Me
and thanks for getting me water
Me
you can bring that to me in my room
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GUARD DOG:if dog could text
Me
hey there... I'm Jennifer
today's ML
and that's my dog with me!
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SMS :(with my lil dumb "DOG" Bruno)
(yaa u guessed right he can talk)
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
WE ARE GETTING ROBBED!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
someones breaking in!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
yes!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
they are trying to rob us
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
he just hit next door
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
now he's here on his way !!!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
what? your Wi-Fi sucks
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
lemme try it again
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
Me
I receive the screenshot!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
read the text
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
"oh Bruno-get it"
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
"just trust me"
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
"I'm literally your best friend"
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
that's what she said!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
we don't have time
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
he's in our driveway
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
it's just me and him now
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
how?
Me
I don't know just do something
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
bark? bite? pee?
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
I'M GONNA PEE
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
PEEING DIDN'T WORKED
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
WHAT DO I DO NOW!?
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
ARE YOU SURE?
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
YOU WON'T BE MAD?
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
YOU ALWAYS SAY!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
NO BARKING
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
BAD DOG!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
DON'T EAT MY SHOE
Me
this time you can bark!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
AND EAT YOU SHOES?
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
OMG OMG
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
HE'S COMING TO THE DOOR
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF
Me
not here, at that robber
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
it's working!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
he's baking off
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
omg he's leaving
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
he looks really scared
Me
now get a picture of him
Me
we can send it to the police station
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
I asked him pose coz I was talking his picture
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
what anymore
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
I think the peeing worked... I'll not do anything more now
Me
AND HE HAS MY PAYCHECK!!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
WHAT!?
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
HE STOLE OUR MONEY TOO?
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HIM
Me
COMMON.. HE COMES EVERYDAY
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
A SERIAL ROBBER?
Me
AND I NEED THAT PAYCHECK!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
oh that rufff
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
my bad dawg
Me
I hope you're not hungry
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
im not!
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
I found something to eat
lil Bruno (I'm a cute dog)
😏
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here's some pictures of Melissa and her dog Bruno
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...just for dog loves 😉
FAIL: Did you forgot?
Me
hey there guys!!
I'm Luke...ML of todays episode 😉
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Me
(typed "forgot what?" but didn't sent the text)
Siya
OMG YOU TOTALLY FORGOT!!
Siya
do you know what today is?
Siya
prove it! what is today?
Me
(thinking: now what should I say)
Me
hold on I'm getting a call
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took a screenshot of chat
exit from "my girl 💖" text
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Clay
what is everything is okay?
Me
this is not her birthday
Clay
are you messing up with me?
Clay
or do you really don't remember anything ?
NOTIFICATION : (you got a sms)
my girl 💖: i shouldn't have to tell you
Me
MY GIRLFRIEND IS PISSED
Clay
haha you really don't know
Clay
it actually pretty messed up
Me
today is something really stupid isn't it ?
Me
it's like national makeup day
Me
or her cats half birthday?
Me
or the 20th anniversary of Shrek 3
Clay
Shrek 3 came out in 2007
Me
I mean... you know what I mean!
Me
it's totally some dumb holiday
Me
and you're just doing this to me
Me
to try and make me feel bad
Me
if it was something important
Me
I would totally remember
NOTIFICATION: (you got a sms)
my girl 💖: do u care about anyone besides yourself ?
Clay
ok now you pissed me off
Clay
I gotta go. best of luck dude!
Clay
to hang out with your girlfriend
Clay
she said she wants to see me
NOTIFICATION: (you got a sms)
my girl 💖: honestly, I should tell you before clay dose
Me
omg that's why you won't tell me !!... because you want to sabotage my girlfriend !!... honestly, i don't know why we are friends! friends should be there for each other!.. i would never treat u like this !!
Clay
they should be there for each other!!
NOTIFICATIO: (you got a sms)
my girl 💖: TODAY IS CLAY'S BIRTHDAY!! 🎂
NOTIFICATIO: (you got a sms)
my girl 💖: wish him happy birthday before he knows that you don't remember his birthday
Me
I WHOLE NEVER FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY
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