[The game is pretty shitty, but it will turn you on. What kind of a sexy game requires good gameplay? All that matters is that you get turned on. Still, this makes me more furious. They make the sexy scenes so perverted. The female characters are all perverts who don’t have logic, but that’s okay since it’s a sexy game and it turns you on. But still, the main character is dumber than a chimpanzee. And don’t even get me started on the story. All they had to do was make up something. The sexy scenes do their job well, but the process you need to go through to reach them will give you cancer. And the protagonist, Hoyeon Lee, is….]

“Phew.”

I stretched out my arms after finishing the game review which has been a long hobby of mine.

Although it was a hobby at first, after doing it for a while it became a job.

I sometimes get ads and earn a profit.

The passion from my early days is gone.

I learned that even if you really like the task, you hate it when it becomes a job.

Still, there are some games that bring back the passion from my early days, like the one I reviewed today.

“It really pisses me off.”

I had thought, ‘finally, Korea has made a masterpiece that can make my balls clap!’ But I couldn’t help but gag after playing the game.

The sexy scene did turn me on, but to watch that one scene I had to play this fucked up RPG for over 3 hours.

A brief moment later, I got replies to my post that agreed with my opinion.

I agree. The gameplay is just trash. Still, it was sexy..etc

‘Yes, even Buddha would be frustrated.’

But I could see a comment that caught my attention.

[god6974] : Bullshit lol How well do you think you would have played if you were the protagonist? I think this game was hard-carried by the storyline.

Normally, I wouldn’t have replied to a low comment, but I replied with my anger at the game company that killed all the sexy characters.

ㄴ If I were the main character, I would have went out with every women, no lies.

ㄴ[god6974] : Bull shit. Do you wanna bet?

ㄴ Why would I make a stupid bet. Go work on yourself, son of a bitch.

Seeing how he replied instantly for giving him some attention, he was an attention freak.

After I blocked him from making more comments, I rested my tired body onto the bed.

Instead of being bothered by a useless guy, I had to think about what kind of games I should review to get higher views.

Bloop!

‘At this hour?’

There was no chance that I would have gotten a message since I had no friends to begin with and the only members I talked to were my family. I had blocked all ads as well.

[Will you do the bet? Yes or no.]

Sender [god6974]

Who was this?

At that moment, the ID of the guy who was trying to get attention in the comments passed my consciousness.

‘It’s the same ID as that idiot!’

Since I had no friends, it couldn’t be a prank from a friend. I did have my family who used Kakaotalk, but they had no idea that I made reviews for sexy games.

god6974 : [Brace yourself, better not ignore me again.]

Jinho Kim : [Who is this? If you don’t stop, I will report you.]

Of course, I would still report him either way.

Still, even if I were to report him, I didn’t think that he would get reprimanded and as I contemplated what I should do, I got another reply.

god6974 : [Let’s do the bet! Will you be able to be better than the protagonist?]

Jinho Kim : [Whatever you want to do, fuck off. I will report you.]

I was a little scared to be honest, but after seeing his nonsense reply, I calmed down.

Tsk tsk. I felt bad for the poor guy who got so into the game that he had to take it out on a game reviewer.

I saw the dark future of our country. I blocked him after not seeing any value in wasting my time any further.

It might actually be a good thing that a guy like him is replying, since it showed how famous I had gotten.

‘I should report him as soon as I wake up tomorrow.’

I went to bed after turning off my phone and placing it near my head. I closed my eyes and thought about which game I should play tomorrow.

*

“…ello, Hello??”

Tap tap.

Who the hell was disrupting my sleep?

‘Excuse me, I don’t think you should be sleeping right now….”

Who in the world was telling me when to wake up?

I had fallen asleep in my flat, but some woman was waking me up.

I snapped out of it and woke up.

There was some cute girl who seemed familiar in a school uniform staring at me weirdly.

“Who goes to bed at the opening ceremony? I guess you couldn’t sleep much because you got so nervous!”

An opening ceremony?

I quickly looked around. There were students in their uniforms sitting in a giant hall, and the second and third floor were filled with students.

The students nearby were glaring at me.

When I looked at the podium, the words [The 32nd Entrance Ceremony of the Victoria Academy] were floating on top.

For real. The words were floating in mid-air, not written.

“What the…”

What kind of a show was this? I was kidnapped to a random auditorium after falling asleep inside my room.

Still, I felt a big headache from the auditorium.

The memory from last night. I was having a conversation with some mad fan through the keyboard. That guy had such pride in the game [Sex Academy] and even sent me a personal message, talking about some bet…

[Ah and next, we will have a welcoming speech and oath from the student body president of the new class.]

“…”

I looked down.

I saw a disposable name tag on my right chest that said ‘Hoyeon Lee.’

Wow.

The opening ceremony of Victoria Academy, the main character name ‘Hoyeon Lee,’ and the uniforms, the brooch that signifies class level were all familiar scenes from the game [Sex Academy].

I think I have become the protagonist of [SA].

‘I cannot believe this.’

When I looked around, I saw familiar faces. Rummy, Lucy, Alice, Daeun Nam, etc were all characters of [SA].

[Now please come forward, student body president.]

Even though I was lost, the ceremony continued.

A female student who was on standby walked up the podium.

There were glances of her strong pride in the girl with long, blonde hair, bright skin and confident eyes.

Her body, consisting of bouncy boobs and tight ass, was perfect.

“The valedictorian this year is a foreigner?”

“She’s apparently the daughter of a large foreign guild. I heard that she got a perfect score.”

“Woah, I guess pretty girls are smart, too.”

I heard murmurs when the valedictorian moved.

‘Alice’ was the name of the valedictorian and the daughter of a French guild. She was one of the heroines of [SA].

She started to read the speech, which was placed on the podium.

“Welcome, students and parents…”

There was not much necessary information in the speech.

“Oath!”

I wanted to run outside and check what was going on, but I wasn’t sure what would happen, so I continued to watch the ceremony.

“And so now we will close the 32nd opening ceremony of Victoria Academy. Thank you to all those who have attended.”

After the ceremony, the students all went their separate ways with their parents and friends.

I quickly walked to the dorm, after looking around.

*

I entered the dorm through the key stored in my smart watch.

The size of the dorm was much bigger than my studio apartment.

I placed my jacket on the chair, and sat on the white bed.

“Now what?”

I tried to pull my cheeks and pinch my ears, but it didn’t wake me up.

When I saw the mirror in the corner, I saw the face of ‘Hoyeon Lee,’ the main character of [SA].

“…”

In my head, I thought of stats.

——————–

– [Hoyeon Lee]

▶ Strength : 34

▶ Stamina : 35

▶ Agility : 30

▶ Endurance : 34

▶ Magic : 36

– Main ability : Battle

– Skills : None

– ??? : ???

——————–

Woah! The stats really popped up!

[Battle skills] was that of the protagonist Hoyeon Lee. I could no longer deny the truth.

I had become the protagonist of a sexy game.

“Hmmmm…”

Actually, wasn’t this a good thing?

I was handsome, being the main character. On top of it, my battle skill was the best one to have among all the other skills.

Also, I had nothing to lose from my regular life.

Rinnggg-

I checked my watch after feeling my smart watch vibrate.

[Student Hoyeon Lee, you are in A class. By 9AM tomorrow, please go to the A class building for 1st year students.]

It was the notification of my class, same as the original game. Most of the main characters were all in A class. Of course, being a sexy game, they were mostly women.

“I should first shower.”

I got out of my uniform, showered quickly and changed into the regular outfit.

I got out of the bathroom as I dried my hair with the towel.

“Hmm?”

There was an envelope on my desk.

‘This wasn’t here before…’

When I picked up the envelope, I saw a blank envelope without anything written was sealed.

“I guess I missed this earlier.”

It must have information on the dormitory rules. I must have missed it at first.

I tore the top of the envelope.

Then, light and letters poured out from the envelope and arranged themselves in front of me.

『 Welcome to the world of ‘Sex Academy’. 』

『 Player [Jinho Kim] has been personally invited by the ‘god of betting,’ and the host is the god of ‘Sex Academy.’』

『 In finding a bit of forced procedures and unfairness, we will help the participant to balance the system.. 』

Before I got a chance to process, words appeared quickly in front of my eyes.

『Confirmed 80% forcedness in teleportation.』

『Confirmed that you have teleported from a world without magic nor monsters.』

『Confirmed the difficulty of the main quest.』

『Results. Difficulty Extremely High[極上], 0.002% chance of clearance.』

『Judging that the conditions are extremely unfair, we will give a special ability.』

Even though I wanted to read everything, the system didn’t stop pouring out endless streams of words.

『As a privilege for forced participation, [memory supplementation ability] is provided.』

『As a privilege for coming from a world without magic nor monsters, player is granted [clear mind].』

『As a privilege for the forced nature of the main quest, [Mana Response] is awarded.』

『Implementing the heroine seduction system.』

“What in the…”

『From re-evaluation. The difficulty is Very Hard with 6% chance of clearance.』

『Please keep in mind that the chance can change according to the player’s actions.』

『We wish you well.』

Sentences filled up my eyes in a flash.

I was able to skim once, but my brain could not process the words.

When I tried to read the words again, the words started to vibrate.

The sentences lit up then gradually lost their shape and came through my body as bright light.

“Ahhhhhhhh! That…doesn’t hurt, actually.”

It was expected to feel extremely painful.

Instead of pain, my head became clear. I had pristine focus.

The system called me the one who was invited by the god of this world.

Which meant that [god6974] who I talked to was the god of this world, and invited me here after getting mad at my game review.

An invitation? Do the gods call kidnapping an invite?

Since I bashed about the plot, the god was telling me to change the story myself.

I was dumbfounded.

So, the main quest. It mentioned [The forcefulness of the Main Quest].

“Main quest.”

Blink.

I was doubtful, but I saw letters appear in front of me again.

『Main Quest : Seduce all heroines and survive until the end. If possible. Penalty for loss: Death』

Anyone who talks shit about you will piss you off, but could a god be so petty?

There are six heroines in the game. It was hard enough to seduce all of them at the same time in a game, but now this was a reality, which is even harder.

‘I should still give it a go for now.’

Asking whether or not it was possible was a waste of time. I should instead think hard about how to go about this.

When you are stuck in a situation, all you have to do is give it your best.

To be so calm in such a senseless situation…it was probably due to the [clear mind] skill I received.

‘So, now what?’

First, I had to eliminate the option of trying to follow what the character did in the original game.

There is no such thing as a harem route in ‘Sex Academy.’

For every game, you can only seduce one heroine.

I did remember the tactic for all of the characters, but now it was a reality, not a game.

Their favor would not increase rapidly for just completing some event quests, and it was no use to repeat the exact steps that Hoyeon used in the game.

I also had to act and think just like Hoyeon Lee, but since that was not possible, I had to find my own method.

So, should I organize it all?

It was a habit of time to choose the chronological order of actions to take before doing them.

I grabbed the pen and notebook from my backpack and sat on the desk.

—————–

To-do.

– Check out the special skills

– Find the differences from the original version

– Check the surroundings

– Check combat skills

—————–

That was all that I could think of now.

To be honest, I couldn’t really think of what to write after checking the surroundings, so I just wrote a skills check. I would have to check them out later anyways.

The most important task was to find any differences from the original version…

When I checked the time, it was 6:30 PM. It was not late, but not early either.

‘Should I go around the nearby shops?’

I needed to study the special skills that I had just gotten, but checking out the area was as important.

It would also help me find the differences from the original, and since I could still organize the information later in the night, it was time to look around.

After picking the task, I got out of my seat.

The shops near the academy were definitely interesting.

After getting out of the main door, there were large commercial buildings, clubs, corner shops..etc

Since it was an academy filled with wealthy, young folks who wanted to have fun, the infrastructure was beyond words.

There were all kinds of nightlife and even a generator nearby.

It was a good decision to look around. First, I should look around the areas that appeared in the original game events.

If I got lucky, I would be able to encounter the heroine, and even if I were unlucky, there will come a time when my knowledge of the area would come to good use.

It was so bizarre to walk the roads that I saw in the games, and this world that commercialized mana had so many products that I wouldn’t find in the regular world.

‘Since it’s the first day, I should just slowly look around and see what’s nearby.’

And so I walked around without much thought.

There was a shop that sold monster meat barbeque, and I was surprised by the delicious taste.

I was worried how I would handle the living expenses in the academy, but I found that I got 3000$ monthly for upkeep. This is why everyone wanted to come to this academy.

As I walked around eating, suddenly a dialogue popped up in front of me.

———————-

『A sub-quest has been sent.』

[Build relationships with heroines!]

Do you have what it takes to have a heroine?

Have a conversation of over 5 words with the heroine you will soon encounter!

– Reward : +1 for a random skill

———————-

“Shoot, that scared me.”

What’s this? A sub-quest?

I guess this is that seduction system.

———————-

– [Hoyeon Lee]

▶ Strength: 34

▶ Stamina: 35

▶ Agility: 30

▶ Durability: 34

▶ Magical power : 36

-Unique Ability: Battle Sense

– Skill : None

– ??? : ???

———————-

My current stats were in the 30-40 range. It would make me around middle to low among my peers at Academy Victoria.

‘+1 for a random skill ain’t bad.’

In the game, even when I clicked on the [train] button, my skill set shot up. It would not be the case in real life. Still, I wouldn’t be able to train for hours on, either.

‘So, I am about to meet someone?’

The difficulty of seduction varied greatly among each heroine. It was important to meet the right one to win the quest.

I was hoping for an easy one. If I were to get unlucky and meet Daeun Nam who wouldn’t even acknowledge me, it would be troublesome.

Then, I heard murmurs among female students.

“Hey, look there. Isn’t that girl sitting inside the cafe the student body president?”

“Woah, that’s crazy. The rumors that she comes here to study must have been true. I will only use that cafe from now on.”

A beauty who seized attention from just her side profile behind the glass.

Surprisingly, the first one I spotted in my radar was a great catch.

Surin Moon.

The granddaughter of the director of Academy Victoria was holding her laptop while squinting.

A beautiful blonde, proportional face that advertised how studious she is, with her clear and white skin was sending pheromones to the nearby men.

Even a tacky pair of glasses could not hide her features.

Even with a uniform, her breasts and hips were accentuated. She did not have the body of a nerd.

Surin Moon was the only heroine in ‘Sex Academy’ who wore glasses, and although she got many support from the guys with glasses fetish, later in the game she wears lenses to appeal to Hoyeon. This made many of her fans sad.

She was also the heroine who I wanted to meet the most. It seems like things will work out in my favor.

I walked into the cafe where Surin Moon was sitting.

Cafe Moon(落月).

“Welcome-!”

Inside were several tables and a staircase that took you to the second floor.

The cute decor made a friendly atmosphere that women would like.

On the menu were many drinks that I had never heard of before.

Green Shiraz tea, Low fat Strawberry milk from hell, Ralph Lauren Latte…..

While looking around the menu, one caught my attention.

[Claire Rose Latte]

‘This sounds really familiar…’

I remembered. This was Surin’s favorite drink. It was a drink that had more division among fans than mint chocolate chip.

“I would like the Claire Rose Latte, please.”

“Got it!”

After ordering the drink, I sat at a table away from Surin Moon.

If I were to sit too close, it would be suspicious. I sat at the perfect spot: not too close, not too far.

Looking at how she was glaring at her laptop screen as if she was going to kill it, there still seemed to be enough time left until she would leave the cafe. I had to find the right moment to talk with her.

[Would you like to turn on the stats bar of the opponent?]

“hhmfpH!”

I always spewed out the latte from the sudden notification.

What, I had never heard of a stats bar of the opponent being visible.

I decided to open it anyway, since it would have a connection to the heroine Surin Moon.

When I thought to myself to open the stats bar, it appeared in front of me.

★ Heroine Status

[Surin Moon]

– [ Favorability : 20 ]

– [ Sexual Desire : 15 ]

– [ Hunger : 30 ]

– [ Tiredness : 70 ]

Current Status : Ah, I don’t want to work.

This must be the seductive skill I had. There was no such thing in the original game.

For around half an hour, I pretended to look at my phone and then walked up to the counter with my half-filled drink.

To get from my seat to the counter, I had to pass her table.

I walked up in front of her table as naturally as I could, then purposely tripped and spilled my drink on Surin Moon.

While I stepped over, I made sure to announce my fall with a loud scream.

“aHHHHHHRGHH!”

Fortunately, Surin heard my scream and created a magic shield as soon as she caught sight of my fall.

That was just as expected of the granddaughter of the chairman!

I was planning on kneeling and begging for forgiveness if she were not to block it, but this skilled woman did not disappoint me.

“I am so sorry! Did you get hurt?”

“Ha…yeah, I am fin…”

She made a loud sigh as if she was extremely bothered by me interrupting her work, then she stopped talking when she finally caught sight of my face.

Of course. I was the protagonist, and she was the heroine.

The main character’s face was handsome even for a man like me to observe it objectively.

From seeing how red her ears turned, I assumed that I was just her type.

“Oh, what should I do? Is your skirt okay? I will compensate for the damage.”

“No, no. It’s okay. I was able to block it.”

“One moment. Let me get the mop for the floor.”

“Wait still.”

Surin used magic.

The drink that spilled on the floor floated, compressed, then evaporated.

“Woah, thank you.”

“By the way…you must be a new student at the academy?”

“Ah, yes. How did you know?”

“I have remembered every face of students who attend the academy. A new face means a new student.”

To remember every face…no wonder she was the body president.

“Ah, you must be my senior. I hope we say hi when we run into each other in the future.”

“…Yes, of course. Since this coincidence is also a type of destiny, I would like to introduce myself. I am Surin Moon.”

She must have had no plans to tell me that she is the student body president and the granddaughter of the chairman.

People of power tended to enjoy these little entertainments of theirs.

She must be curious to see my face if I were to find out who she is in the future.

Since she will be looking forward to my reaction, I should practice my shocked face from today.

“I am Hoyeon Lee. I will head over now, see you next time!”

With those as my last words, I fled the scene quickly.

I had cleared my sub-quest, and the original purpose was to introduce myself.

The reason was because Surin Moon, in the original game, was the easiest character to seduce.

*

I was so angry and frustrated.

The guy who was my grandpa just went on vacation and gave me all his work. He didn’t bother to look around the academy’s happenings.

Almost all the work was my responsibility.

For times like these, I blamed myself for having the ability to take care of the matters.

I learned his work from a young age so that I could be of help to him, but once the adults found out that I could do them on my own, they piled on more and more work.

Today, I don’t even know if I am a person or a machine.

And because of my perfectionism, I could not just skim over them with my anxiety.

But my stress had well encompassed my limits.

I wanted to just drop everything and run away, but I knew that it was not possible.

Still, I thought that I was going to go crazy sitting at the office. I made myself go outside.

I headed to the cafe that I always go to.

A cafe where I come to relieve my stress.

The wide open windows made me feel a little easier, but there was a drink that nowhere else sold here.

“I would like a Claire Rose Latte, please.”

I saw outside the window, people going around and laughing, enjoying their day. They seemed to be of my age, but I was stuck here.

“Ha…”

I got the same migraine again. Since a few months ago, I have been getting these headaches when I just turn on the laptop screen.

I guess my brain knows about the work that follows when I sit across the laptop and sends me a reflex.

I was squinting at the screen trying to finish the endless pile of work, but suddenly I heard a weird scream right in front of me.

“aHHHHHRGH-”

The coffee was flying towards me along with the cup.

Fortunately, because I heard the scream, I was able to prevent myself from getting wet with the shield spell.

If I had gotten wet, I would have not let that person off easy, so it was fortunate.

“I am so sorry! Ahh…are you hurt?”

“Ha..yeah.. I am fin….”

I was about to tell him off for interrupting my work, but I caught my breath.

Not only was his voice like honey…but really…he was just so…hot. Have I ever been so shocked at someone’s looks?

I had seen many handsome faces in my life…but the man in front of me was of another world.

If a god existed, he must have used 1/10 of the time he spent creating the world on him. He was a perfect work of art.

‘Damn.’

What was I doing? I realized that I was just staring at them without saying anything. How shameful.

“Are you alright? Is your skirt okay? I will compensate you.”

Luckily, he didn’t seem to take notice because he was flustered himself.

“No, I am alright. I was able to block it.”

“One moment. I will go grab the mop.”

“Hold still.”

I compressed the drink and evaporated it with high heat.

“Woah, thank you.”

“You must be a new student of the academy, am I right?”

“Ah, yes. How did you know?”

“I have remembered every face of students who attend the academy. A new face means a new student.”

I wouldn’t have continued the conversation normally, but with this guy I wanted to talk a little bit more while I can.

Since no new student wouldn’t know my face, I was a bit curious to see his reaction as well.

“Ah, you must be my senior. If we run into each other again, I hope to say hi.”

“…Yes, of course. Since this coincidence is also a type of destiny, I would like to introduce myself. I am Surin Moon.”

“My name is Hoyeon Lee. I will head over now, see you next time sunbae!”

He left those words and rushed over somewhere.

He didn’t know me, the student body president, as a new student?

“How does that make sense…?”

I was a little sad and disappointed.

I thought that I was pretty famous even outside of the academy, since I had done some modeling and interviews. I guess I have to increase my influencer activities…

‘Wait, what am I thinking?’

I was way too distracted, forgetting that I had piles of work to finish.

I must have gone a little crazy from all the work I had. Let’s resume work.

The drink that had spilled. It was Claire Rose Latte.

‘Does he also like to drink Claire Rose Latte..?’

No. Focus!

I couldn’t concentrate. Why did I keep thinking of Hoyeon Lee’s face?

I had seen him for the first time, and we had no interaction whatsoever. Why did I keep blushing at the thought of him?

Ba-dump. Ba-dump.

I felt my heart beat faster.

I had no idea why I was like this. Did the stress of work make me go crazy?

“Hmm?”

The migraine that visited with every look of the laptop was now gone.

Even the best doctor had told me for stress-related migraines to ‘get rid of the stress itself or find a way to cure it.’ That stress which even he could not solve was gone.

‘He introduced himself as Hoyeon Lee.’

I grabbed my phone from my pocket and called someone.

‘Yes, secretary Kim. I would like to find out some information regarding the new student Hoyeon Lee…”

Beep.

Why had I ordered a background check on a guy I saw first today?

“Ah…I don’t know.”

Surin Moon resumed work, with her face a little blushed.