Mafia's Mederch0d
EP 1 Bhaiya pagal hai
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Paad
Hello guys mera naam paad hai. Mai apko meri khubsurat story ka hissa banana chahti hu.
Paad
Ye life meiene paad ne ke alawa kuch nahi kiya
Paad
Jiss hospital mein main peda huyi thi, waha bhi mene room mein paad paad ke apni khubsboo fela dee thi....... Adhe patients mere paad ki khusboo soongh ke itna khus ho gaye ki sidha God ke paas chale gaye
Paad
Isliye mummy papa ne mera naam paad rakhdia
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Mai bistar se uthkar dekhti hu ki bistar thodda geela lag raha hain
Paad
Arre aaj bistar meine wapas se geela kar diya lagta hai
Mai jakar bathroom se halka hokar aati hoon
Akar ddekhti hu bhaiya mere room mai khade hai
Paad
bhaiya mera ho gaya please mera bum dho dijiye
Pagal Bhaiya
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Wo mere ko gusse se dekhte hai or juuta maar kar chale jaate hai
Kesa kute jesa bhaai hai bhen ki kadar hi nahi hai
Paad
Aaya hi kuyu mere room mein agar help nehi karna thaa toh
EP 2 Lombdu chahcha
Paad
Main room ke bahar jati hu
Paad
Pata nahi mederchud aadmi kaha mar gaya
Paad
Jis dinn mene usko pink chaddi mein dekha, main uski deewani ho gayi
Paad
Jab wo room mein nahi hota tha main uski chaddi chura kar bhaag jati thi
Paad
Roz raat uski chaddi sunghe (smell) kiye bina nind nahi aati
Paad
Ekabr samne aa jaye nanga nachwayungi
Paad
Mene suna usko har hafte chaddi kharidne jana padhta hai kyuki uski chhadi gayab ho jati hai.
Nash
Apne mein kya patar patar kar rahi hai?
Paad
(Aa gya nashedi Nash, SatyaNash ho tera)
Paad
Kya pure din maal phukta rehta hain
Paad
Lomdu chacha jaa na...apne kaam se matalb rakh
Nash
Tu pahaad ban ke raaste mein khadi hain
Nash
Side hategi tabhi na jayunga mendek ki aulaad
Paad
Apni shakal dekhi hai koi toilet samajh ke goo laga ke chala jayega
Paad
Pura raasta khali hai side se nikal
Nash
Jaa jaa tera mafia daddy tujhe bhau nahi dega
EP 3 PAKODI
Ye lo.... iss bhains jesi dikhne wali ladki ka naam Pakodi hai
Tommy kabhi bhi.... kisi ko bhi...kisi bhi jagah pe chaat kar bhaag jata hai.
Pakodi
Hain koi jo meri khoobsurti ka mukabla kar sake
Paad
Subah subah kyu chila rahi hai Bhen ki Pakodi
Tommy
*eahhrghhh bow bow bow*
Paad
Teere kutte ko door hata, mujhe kaat raha hai!
Pakodi
Idhar aa tommy ...healthy food khana chahiye tujhe...Kitni baar samjhayu Tujhe
Main fir uske baad paad maar deti hu jiske waja se tommy zameen pe mar jata hain
Or Pakodi ka asli roop makeup hatne ke waja se bahar aa jata hain
Paad
Aaah khusboo hee khusboo
Paad
Abh tu jada achi dikh rahi hain...
Pakodi
Ye tune kya kiya pagal...Mera tommy mar gaya
Pakodi
Abhse mujhe khana lakar kaun dega???
Pakodi
Roz raat ko mujhe tommy logo se khana chura kar lakar deta tha
Pakodi
Abhse mujhe bhooki sona padega
Paad
Main tereko khana dungi
Paad
Roz mujhe tu Mafia daddy ki chaddi lakar degi
Paad
Pink wali mile toh jada acha hoga
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