Becoming A Scum Parent
Ep 1
Andrew Henderson
Okay, so my name is Andrew Henderson?
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
yes.
Andrew Henderson
and I am 29 yrs old?
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
yes.
Andrew Henderson
and I am a very famous businessman?
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
yes.
Andrew Henderson
am I married?
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
Yes, but the madam is already dead.
Andrew Henderson
*sigh in relief*
Andrew Henderson
Well, that's good. That means I'm single. 😁
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
???
Andrew Henderson
wait, do I have any lover or a mistress that is still alive? 😨
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
No, boss. You always just work.
Andrew Henderson
Oh, okay, good.
Andrew Henderson
Is that all?
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
No.
Andrew Henderson
what else?
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
You also have a son, boss.
Andrew Henderson
oh, okay.
Andrew Henderson
wait--- what? 😃
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
You have a son, boss.
Andrew Henderson
I have a what now? 🙂
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
Um, a son?
Andrew Henderson
Are you sure? You don't sound very sure to me. 😃
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
yes, boss. You indeed have a son.
Andrew Henderson
... 🙂 (A son. I have a kid. A KID! A KID...!!! 😱😱😱 💭)
Andrew Henderson
... 🙂 (No... I hate kids. They're noisy, they're rude, they're annoying, they're spoiled, they're bastards--- 😱😱😱 💭)
Note: He hates kid because they hate him. The kids he only met are the kids or relative of his exes. They all hate him because he is a famous romantic trash.
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
Um... boss?
Andrew Henderson
... (No... I don't want a noisy, rude, annoying, spoiled, bastard kid... 😭😭😭💭)
Andrew Henderson
God, why are you punishing me...? I made a lot of women happy, especially in bed. 😭😭😭💭
Andrew Henderson
I all sent them straight to paradise, but why did you sent me straight to hell? 😭😭😭💭
Andrew Henderson
Wait, how old is he, Mike? 😨
Andrew Henderson
please not little kid. not a little kid. not a little--- 😣💭
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
5 yrs old, boss.
Andrew Henderson
f*ck my luck. 😑💭
Andrew Henderson
so where is the little boy? 😑
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
In school, sir.
Andrew Henderson
are we--- are we close?
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
um... Actually no.
Andrew Henderson
then that's good. 😃
Andrew Henderson
I don't have to act close to him. 😌
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
???
Andrew Henderson
Okay, you can go now. 😊
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
😳
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
okay, sir. 😣
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
*bow*
Mike Anders (ML's Assistant)
*left*
Andrew Henderson
now, let's party and have fun with some hot chicks. I'll just think about other matters about this body later. 😌
EP 2
Andrew Henderson
*Enters the house*
Andrew Henderson
ahhh... Ghost. 😱😱😱
Andrew Henderson
ah. just a kid.
Andrew Henderson
who are you, kid?
William Henderson
I-it's william, your son f-father. 😢
Andrew Henderson
Oh, so he is the son of the OG owner. 😯💭
Andrew Henderson
His kinda cute, I feel like eating him. 💭
Andrew Henderson
But why is he stuttering and crying? I feel like a bully. 💭
Andrew Henderson
why are you still awake?
William Henderson
I-i, I'm just gonna get some water, f-father. 😨
Andrew Henderson
why is he stuttering everytime he say the word 'father'? Did the og owner hit him or something? 💭
Andrew Henderson
oh, okay. Go back to bed after you drink water.
William Henderson
o-okay, f-father. 😣
Andrew Henderson
*went to his room*
William Henderson
W-why did father not scold me? Is he g-gonna abandon me now? 😨💭
William Henderson
Um, f-father...
William Henderson
c-can I ask you s-something? 😣
Andrew Henderson
yeah, sure. What is it?
William Henderson
A-are you g-gonna abandon me now, f-father? 😣
Andrew Henderson
No, of course not.
William Henderson
T-then why did you n-not scold me last n-night? 😢
Andrew Henderson
What? Why should I? 😶
William Henderson
Y-you ignore me l-last night. 😢
Andrew Henderson
I did not. I even talk to you.
William Henderson
b-but f-father did not scold me, a-and when f-father was talking to me it felt like I-i'm a stranger to f-father. 😢
Andrew Henderson
cause you are. ಠ_ಠ💭
William Henderson
I know f-father hates me. But please hit me instead rather than i-ignoring me. 😢
Andrew Henderson
Is this kid high or just crazy? If the og owner did hit him, it must have really shaken his head a lot, his starting to creep me out. 😶💭
Andrew Henderson
That's because I'm tired. So you don't have to worry too much, okay?
William Henderson
o-oh. sorry, f-father. 🙁😞
Andrew Henderson
um. It's fine, at least know you know. ☺
William Henderson
Why do I feel like father became more hansome and actractive since last night. 😣💭
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