Perks Of Being Me
Naming my nephew
A fine morning with birds chirping outside, my bro drew n I re in d dining table eating breakfast n our cous goes like....
condice
Daring, we need to come up with a name for our son. Cause of d birth certificate
domowar
Yeah sure, let's try to frame a complete couple name
drew
How about ardice it sounds cool like a war soldier?
me
It's suppose to have a meaning bro....
We stare at d paper for a while n tube light moment for domowar
domowar
Let's take the first 3 letters of our names, ur first n mine later
Drew n I spits milk every where....
domowar
What come on, it's a miracle child born even though we used protection
condice
(Sigh..) Darling, it's one way of putting that but I don't want my son to be d cause of every high school joke?
drew
Actually,I named my dog after d first dish i ate that day.....
me
We call our dog eyeballs🤦♀️
drew
Tuna eyes did taste good...
Domowar finds a mint leaf in his bowl n goes like..
domowar
How about condoments? A decent name...
me
Isn't it suppose to be condiments n it means substances that adds flavor to a fish
domowar
My son is the flavor of my life
condice
Let's name him after our favorites ?
domowar
How about audi, in like my favorite car?
drew
Maybe moon unit, it sounds cool
me
Sounds more like a science class speciment
me
How about war dice 1216 ( in a sarcasm manner) ur names n date of birth
condice
Maybe I have to check with the registeration office tomorrow..
me
That won't be my nephew's name...
drew
Let it be sis, they love it
condice
Jk, we were just testing ur love for ur nephew. Off course, we won't name him that..
drew
What does this have to do our love for him?
domowar
Idk.... I saw it on a sitcom on TV n I thought we should try it out...
drew
Perks of being a reviewer
Download NovelToon APP on App Store and Google Play