Madea Homecoming
Episode 1
Mr. Brown
* making a fire *
Mr. Brown
* adding gasoline*
Madea
Stop this man he lights this neighborhood on fire
Joe
And let him put this neighborhood on fire
Madea
Stupid ***** if he lights this neighborhood on fire , where you gonna live
Joe
Oh you right* goes out side*
Joe
Ohh stop what are you doing
Mr. Brown
I’m making a big fire for my grandson
Joe
No what you’re doing is trying to burn the neighborhood
Mr. Brown
No no but if you aren’t going to help you can leave
Joe
Ok I’ll help , what do you need
Mr. Brown
* adds the more oil* I need a lighter
Joe
OK I’m gonna give you my lighter but you must not due until I get back in the house
Joe
* hands him the lighter, and then starts running back in the house*
Mr. Brown
* turns on the lighter*
Joe
I know you want a lot of things for the barbecue, but do you want Burton toast?
Madea
What are you talking about?* see what going on outside.*
Madea
Boy, you better go in there and get that Man help I’ll be there in a minute
Madea
And if you don’t lose see what happens when I kill you if I can still pay the rent
Joe
Oops* runs outside to help him*
Madea
* grabs a big cup and Was about to put water in it then just dumped it out and put a little cup of water and came outside*
Mr. Brown
* running around and on fire*
Madea
* came And threw a little bit of water that was in the cup*
Mr. Brown
* when near the tree in the backyard and put it on fire*
Madea
Oh my God* Grab a hose and try to Stop the burning tree, but the hose ended up showing that they had no water* trip him Joe
Mr. Brown
* rolling on the floor*
Joe
* starting to spit on him to make the fire go down*
Mr. Brown
* is no longer on fire*
Episode 2
They were sitting on the bench when a person came up
Mr. Brown
Cora. Something happened I was like I was in hell and then I saw my dear, and then I started thinking this was not the place for me. It was not the place for me.* crying*
Joe
Hey stupid *** let his self on fire
Madea
Yeah and burned my tree
Cora
Why is the second firing happening so far?
Cora
Remember, what happened to the black around the church and one on fire?
Madea
Oh yeah hallelujah that that building don’t catch on fire
Cora
I didn’t know you were to be defending the church now that’s all good
Madea
Oh, I don’t care about the church self. My liquor store is right next to it.
Cora
Don’t sound right that you care about the liquor store but not the church
Madea
But what did god made he made liquor I need to go and get some for myself
* the others were laughing*
Cora
Come on Madea let’s get everything ready inside* walks in*
Madea
You boys better go and get the supplies in the car* goes inside, but tell Cairo to stay behind to make sure they’re doing it for a little bit*
Mr. Brown
*Was walking around, but you could see his behind *
Cora
Ohhh god cover yourself, Mr. Brown I can see everything.
Mr. Brown
Oh God, you can see everything Cora
Cora
Yes everything* walks inside*
Mr. Brown
Why didn’t you say anything
Joe
I was trying not to look up on it cause I was gonna throw that damn up
Meanwhile, when they were doing this
Tim
Do you wanna do something before we get there?
David
Sure but we have to get there soon for the lunch
David
I don’t know what with the rest I don’t know what’s with the delay
David
Because you don’t wanna tell your family
Tim
You don’t understand my family not understanding
David
You can I have a brush my family is full with different people that died and have to go with my auntie that’s from the ones into Europe then come to American College and now you’re gonna be class rap and have a speech and I’m normal
Tim
That’s right but you say that not all my family members because of my father
David
**** your father, your family like your mother were very understanding
Tim
I don’t know what to do when my father
David
How can I say literally betrayed everybody, including you and your mother to hell
Tim
This is exactly why don’t tell you do not want you don’t know how to forget
Tim
And you cannot fight with him because I’m gonna be there
David
OK I won’t fight with him
And another point of view
Axl/me/mc
I can’t believe I have to go there but I have to
Madea
All right be prepared someone is also coming
Joe
Oh my God wait a minute
They greet the two girls that come in, but Joe keeps of healing with them, even though they are the grand nieces
Sylvia
Yeah, I want to get in, so I don’t like this ****** stuff
Episode 3
Kim
This is Sylvia, the one that help me with the divorce
Cora
Don’t worry, she’ll be coming down soon
Madea
I like this is, but I don’t like that. She’s a police cause I got too many damn warrants
Cora
That’s good Is Sylvia is a lawyer
Madea
No, no no no no no no last time I went with a judge. It turns out the pay awards end. I’m not doing that cause nobody tell me what to do to hell to the judge
Madea
And that’s what keeps me young
Kim
Mom told me wrong I need some warrant and some tennis shoes
Madea
That’s what you should’ve came to me I will gotten you have everything I wanna buy a chainsaw ask someone
They were laughing until somebody came in
* Imagine she’s in the police uniform*
* she went up to Sylvia and said*
Laura
Hi, thank you for helping my sister when she really needed it
Sylvia
No worries you guys do not have to be thanking me and repaying me
Joe
You better get that police car out of this house because you’re the reason many people have seen the police car and walking backwards
Madea
That’s what happened now it is when everybody sees a police car
* out of random the boys came in*
Joe
Remove that damn car because now my weed man might not be able to come here
Laura
Tell your weed man to come see me
Joe
What don’t you dare start threatening my weed man
Laura
Tell him to come see me and first of all are you’ll be in the wrong because it’s illegal here
Tim
I think you mean a prescription
Tim
OK but I’m invalid Victorian
Madea
Oh, Freddys coming tell him to give me some-* people were looking at her * never mind I’ll tell you later
Joe
I’m going to go get him
Laura
Let me go and get changed* went to get change*
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