“Clang..clang”

Sound of an empty glass bottle being kicked on a sparkling marble floor can be heard in the middle of clothes department, Yuhan Mall. The person seemed not to care what it has kicked. Continuing walking with sluggish and staggered movement because one of their leg was broken into half.It was a horrible scene but no one around it act like something was amiss. Because they were all the same kind. The dead kind. One of them had a face without half of it, white skull with black blood splattered on it can be seen. Flesh and organs scattered on the floor.

All of this scenes can be described as humanity’s worst nightmare. Apocalypse, that’s the end of the world.

If only a woman arguing with a zombie was not there....

“Excuse me manager, this piece has been on sale for a year. It said 30% for each and I paid according the discount.. but one of your worker tried to scam me!”

Zombie manager: “...guurhhh..”

“Yes yes I know. But manager, it’s already the end of the world.. so why bother ask me to pay? How about this.. you give me 100% discount and I will give you a high review for your department? I guarantee you will get promoted!”

“...gruhuhu” The zombie manager slammed his counter. The counter almost crashed into pieces. Then he vomited blood.

“Ah, thank you manager! I promise I will get you noticed by higher ups.” The woman bowed happily. Took the clothes which was the main topic of previous argument. She searched around for a while and found a changing room. She skipped cheerfully towards the room with clothes in her hands. Her mood said it all that she was happy to get free clothes. Who doesn’t love free stuff?

She got inside the changing room. Locked the door to prevent any perverts from entering. Took off her dirty clothes and pants. She then carefully put on her new clothes one by one. It was a red thick plain hoodie. The hoodie was quite oversized, made her appearance adorable like a teenager girl in her youth. She then put on a royal blue miniskirt matching with tight leggings. Accompanied with her hair tied up with a red ribbon in a ponytail, She looks beautiful in simple way. Feeling satisfied, the woman walked out of changing room. Choose some new clothes again, shoved into her backpack then decided to depart.

Before departing, she took some junk food from the food department such as chips,Oreos, chocolates and canned drinks.

“Alright, which path of Luuna Adventure Time road shall laozi take?” She put a biscuit in her mouth, munching, while thinking with furrowed eyebrows and serious expression. Her current state looked silly mixed with a little cuteness.

“Laozi is going to.....” Luuna turned left. Her eyes widened a little.She felt like the road direction was familiar. She probed a bit with her not so big brain. Meh, I have nothing to lose anyway.. let’s see where this road will takes me.

***

Along her journey, she could see many kind of zombies around the roadsides. They were slow-mo ones, the body builders, the crawling ones (kinda creepy) and the silently standing in a dark alleyways waiting for it’s prey(okay that’s creepy). She saw it all. Even though she felt goosebumps, she already used to it. This was already her daily routine, strolling on a city road while observing zombies around her. It all started a month ago when she escaped from....

Water droplets fell on her head. It was raining out of nowhere.

“Aiya, don’t wet laozi’s new clothes!” Luuna shrieked with her high pitch voice. Usually, zombies will get attracted with any noises they heard. However, the zombies didn’t have any sort of reaction with Luuna’s voice. They keep minding their own business.

Luuna ran like a little girl chasing for an ice cream truck. Nah kidding. She ran like her life on it. She cannot let her new clothes wet! Wait, there are also laozi’s food inside! After the thought she might starve to death, she took her backpack from behind, hugs it and randomly ran to find a shelter.

“Aiyoooooooo—-“ ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

While running like a chicken, she noticed a bus stop. Without wasting time, she unhesitatingly ran to the bus stop. Before she could sit, she heard groans under her butt. Nonchalantly look behind her, she can see a zombie head looking up at her. “Dang pervert! Always trying to steal laozi’s tofu in public, have you no shame!?” Luuna took a rusty metal crossbar near the sit and with BANG! she hit the head. It now can fly far far away.

Just as Luuna about to sit again, a person suddenly appeared in front of her.

(Laozi- a term of “i/me” in arrogant/big boss way xD)

(Steal someone’s tofu- take advantage of someone)