Heya! In this novel you will be reading stories based on the 3 genres:

1) COMEDY😂

2) COMEDY😂

3) COMEDY 😂

Sorry to disappoint you😅... I will only be making funny stories. Until and unless you post in the comment box what genre of story you want to read along with comedy. I don't really know whether you will like my novel or not. But just give it a try!😊. I will make sure you will laugh by reading it 😤... And if you have any suggestions, please feel free to comment. I will do my best and spare no effort to make this Novel Excellent!

For the convenience of the reader, I will not use any offensive words in the story. But even if you find something bad, take it as a joke😉. I will make sure to make you happy in ur bad times. And cheer you up when you feel down through my stories. *But make sure of one thing. That's very important to tell. Please, please, please I beg you please🥺. Don't keep any books or copies near you while reading my stories. Not even anything that will be destroyed after getting wet because 😓... You will be laughing so so so much that you will start crying🤣🤣🤣 and then blame it on me for destroying your things from tears😭. Alright here it ends... Hope you will love it😉.

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Sorry! I need to write this----- because I don't know what to write more as the introduction is over. But I promise that I will not do anything stupid like this while writing the novel😅😅😅.

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Help I am dead! Oh sorry I am alive till now😅... Hello guys! I am Lin Feng. The most handsome and brilliant guy😎. But now I am stuck in a big problem😱! I am a brat from a rich family, I mean I am a handsome model from a rich family🤑. I was out for modelling with my bodyguards hired by my parents. After it was over I felt to pee and I went to the washroom. (I went their without my bodyguards off course! Orelse the entire country will think that, "the world wide handsome Lin Feng is a coward who fears going to washroom without bodyguards". Oh no! Then my beautiful girlfriends will dislike me😣 and my dream of creating my own harem🤤 will be a dream forever😱😱😱!!! Nope! Never!)

But but but... Fortunately I went to washroom without my bodyguards😏. Learn from me😏. I can go to washroom alone without my bodyguards😏. I am the most courageous man ever😎!

After peeing I saw few terrible-looking people running towards me. I thought they wanted my autograph as I am so handsome😎. But no! They had dagger in their hands! OMG!😥

And now currently I am running away from them😣. Damn bodyguards disappeared in the most critical time!😠 I don't know what they are up to but I know only one thing that's, "I gotta run!". I have now reached at the terrace of the building. But the most strange thing is there is no one in the building just after I came from washroom🤔. There's something fishy🙄. But now I am going to become dead fish because I am in the cliff of the building. The building has 15 floors and I am at the top floor which is the terrace! Those terrible-looking people are telling me to stop and not jump off the cliff. But I will jump orelse they will kill me. And I am afraid to die😱! Wait a sec! If I jump from the building. I will still die😫. Atleast I will die with fame rather than be killed by them and die cowardly 🙄. In this way, at least my girlfriends will cry and miss me😉. Okay so here I go! I am about to jump now and die😣. Bye bye Mom and Dad I will love you forever and always. God please bless me so that I will be able to create my own harem in my next life🤩🤤🤩... Gotta say you good bye stupid world! But I will surely return again. Seems that this handsome model is finally gonna die at the age of 18😕.

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*After a month*

Hold on! It's not that easy as I thought. When I jumped there were many trampolines surrounding the building. So when I jumped I was saved by the trampoline. But due to jumping from such a great height, I fainted for a whole week🙄. Hey! Don't look down on me😒. If you were in my place you would have fainted for a whole year! Got it now? So don't even think I am very weak!😒😒😒. Now you might be wondering about the trampoline thing aren't you? Well it's quite embarrassing to say🙄. But I am doing you a favor and telling😉. But, don't dare to tease me after knowing the real thing😈😈😈!

When I woke up in the hospital, my whole family and one of my 27 girlfriend was crying, her name was... ummm... I need to think😑😑😑😑😑....

Now I remember, her name was Bai Xi, I got so many girlfriends that I forgot some of their names😅(Off course a genius like me can have so many girlfriends😎) . But the worst thing was, my family and she cried so much that their snouts were sticking on my body! Geez🤮🤮! I would rather die than be stuck with snouts!!!😱

When I woke up my father said, they already knew that I would jump from the building that's why they kept the trampolines there. I was surprised😵. For a while I thought my parents wanted to make fun of me by appointing some terrible-looking people to chase me and then throw me out of the building only to be saved by a giant trampoline!🙄🤔 I thought that my parents got some mental problems but turned out that I was the one with mental problems🤨! 😑😑😑.... Few days prior to the incident I wanted to eat a medicine to nourish my body. (I wanted to nourish my body as I was suffering from loose motion, shhh🤫 don't tell anyone!) But by mistake I ordered a wrong medicine and ate it! It was sleeping pills!😱... What a terrible mistake I did!😵 Then what else could happen! I slept for 18 hrs(I normally sleep for 12 hrs😑).🙄 Then my mother came to know that I ate sleeping pills, she informed to father. But father did not do anything. I was kinda surprised but now I knew what my father's original plan was!😒

My entire family thought I wanted to suicide. They weren't thinking. They were sure about it!😒 They are so stupid! So they thought I will kill myself in that large building by jumping from the top (How can they be so sure about it!?🤨 ) 😒😒😒. I can't believe such a handsome, smart and intelligent boy like me is their son😒! Gross! But you might be thinking about those terrible-looking persons aren't ya? Those were also appointed by my father!😣 It was the other part of my father's stupid plan!😔 He wanted those terrible-looking people to pretend to kill me with their real knives! So that those terrible-looking people can tell me that it's very painful to die, and that I shouldn't! And about the entire building to be empty is more embarassing to tell😥... My father alerted the public that they should return as soon as my modelling show gets over orelse I will eat poison and die infront of them! My father also gave each person 25 dollars for returning as soon as possible!😒 How can the public think I will do such a thing! What the hell is with their brain!😫 How can they think that I will die without enjoying my own harem!😣... It is not ending here yet! After I was back to my normal handsome state😎, I mean after I returned from hospital😅, my father appointed special Cheaters (I mean Teachers!😅) to teach me the importance of life. OMG! I am so pissed off! But the worst thing is... 26 of my girlfriends broke up with me! My dream of having my own harem, my girlfriend pool! All gone😱😱😱 These all happened because of my father's damn idea😢! Stupid Girls! Now lemme see how they will get a husband more handsome than me!🤬🤬🤬 Now I only have Bai Xi😔... But she's the most preetiest from the rest 26😁...

Bye friends! I will never see you again 😁... But that doesn't mean you all are allowed to expose my secrets😈

Never See Ya!...