Bungo Stray Dogs!! (Y/N X Dazai)
Fortune Is Unpredictable
"you'll never find a place where you belong"
"why don't you just go die in a ditch somewhere"
atsushi
oh wait I got kicked out of the orphanage
atsushi
I'm broke and hungry
atsushi
maybe I can steal from someone
he looks up, and sees a group of children
atsushi
stealing from kids is mean
then a bunch of soldiers come by
atsushi
I'd probably get arrested and they probably don't have anything
he looks out to the river beside him
atsushi
wait someone's drowning!!
atsushi jumps into the river and pulls a man out
atsushi
you were drowning!
atsushi
you were doing s*icide?
suddenly a girl leans over the edge and waves at dazai
the girl comes running down
y/n
dazai-san! where have you been?!
dazai
floating down a river
dazai
until this kid interrupted me
dazai
you know you could've come with me
y/n
I dont wanna die quiet yet
y/n
sorry for being rude kid. that's dazai. he's s*icidal.
then another person appears on the other side of the river
DAZAI WHAT WERE YOU THINKINGG!!!!
atsushi
where are all these people coming from?!
y/n
I think he's the last one
kunikida comes over and smacks dazai across the face
kunikida
WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING
kunikida
WE ARE 15 MINUTES BEHIND SCHEDULE NOW
kunikida
WERE ALSO ON A JOB
kunikida
WHERED THE KID COME FROM?!
kunikida
you could've let him float down the river..
y/n
KUNIKIDA LETS BE NICE AND TAKD THE KID SOMEWHERE TO EAT
y/n
look at him! he's pale and thin he needs to eat
you guys to go to a rice shop
and atsushi devours 15 bowls
y/n
so any idea why your all the way over here
atsushi
yeah I got kicked out of my orphanage
dazai
we need to get back to the agency
kunikida
the armed detective agency
kunikida
have you heard of it
atsushi
theres this tiger thats been chasing me around
dazai
the tiger were looking for?
atsushi
maybe.. I dont know he kept chasing me back at my orphanage and he won't leave me alone!!
kunikida
yeah.. do you remember when and where you last saw him ?
atsushi
uhh about a little ways from here about 2 days ago..
dazai
how about this. me and atsushi will go investigate
he leans into kunikida and y/ns ear and whispered something
dazai
alright, shall we go? its getting late
dazai and atsushi go to the location
dazai
so this is where you last saw it?
atsushi
it should come here
atsushi
it usually comes at night
dazai
see how pretty the moon is tonight?
atsushi looks at the moon
he stares at it for a bit and starts to shake
atsushi turns into the tiger
dazai
I knew it.. we got our culprit
he walks up to him a touches him.
and turns back into a human
falls unconscious into dazais arms
and drops him to the ground!
kunikida and y/n appear from the shadows
kunikida
I had a feeling..
y/n
aww he.looks adorable!
atsushi groans and wakes up
kunikida
he doesn't remember at all
dazai
did you see the taiger
atsushi
yeah.. wait he was right there!!
dazai
atsushi, look at your arm
he sits there, processing whats happening
dazai
your the tiger that your afraid of
dazai touches him again and his arm changes back
dazai
you've got a special ability
dazai
you can spend the night at my place I have an extra bed
dazai
so please hide your face while we clear things up
atsushi
I'm the tiger I've been afraid of..?
dazai
anyways dont fall into my hands again
atsushi
when did I do that
dazai
my special ability lets me erase others with the touch of my hand
dazai
when I touched you, you turned back into a human and fell asleep and I caught you
dazai
were you flirting with me?
atsushi
uh no I don't even remember doing that!!
dazai
I'm just messing with you
dazai
well anyways let's go back now
a certain bomb
me: warning this chapter is super long! (around 1490 words!)
atsushi wakes up under a futon
atsushi
ahh.. sleeping under a roof feels so amazing
he has flashbacks from the night before
he looks at his arm, which is now perfectly fine
atsushi
WAIT WHAT BUTTON DO I PRESS NOOO NOT THAT PLESSE I THINK ITS THIS ONE YES HELLO???
dazai
📞put the clothing on behind you, its a gift from the agency
dazai
📞then come to the exact location I tell you to. this is urgant
atsushi
what are you doing in there??
atsushi
did an enemy attack you?!
dazai
no, I want to get in
dazai
this is a new method for s*icide.
dazai
if you sit in here, and make sure the legs are secure, you'll eventually die!!
dazai
anyways can you help me out? I dont like the idea of pain and suffering
atsushi kicks the trash can
atsushi
I dont wanna join the agency
dazai
why? you have a special ability..
atsushi
but I can't control it! I don't even know when I transform
dazai
okay what are you gonna do?
atsushi
I'll probably get a job somewhere else
dazai
ooh I have the perfect job!
dazai
no point spoiling the fun
dazai
were gonna meet with the supervisor whose gonna tell you about the work, coworkers and organization
dazai
there might be a test
dazai
can you read and write?
atsushi
they taught me at the orphanage
dazai
you better thank me!
dazai
just leave it to me and everything will be fine!! dont you worry
dazai
after all I am dazai
dazai
the most trusted member of the detective agency and a true hero to adoring fans everywhere ❤
kunikida
IVE BEEN LOOKING EVERWHERE FOR YOU DAZAI
kunikida
YOU BANDAGE SQANDERING MACHINEEE
dazai
why could you come with a better nickname
kunikida
your crazy! you think your the most trusted member of the agency?
kunikida
you get complaints more the anyone else! people curse you out daily!
dazai
WHAAAT no way since when did I get a complaint
kunikida
in august: an employee of your has gotten in a fishing let CAN YOU GET HIM
kunikida
september: some weirdo has gotten himself buried in my lawn can he be one of yours?
kunikida
THE SAME MONTH: that skinny rat needs to pay his rent ALL 6 MONTHS WOTH
dazai
WHO KNEW YOU CAN DO SUCH GOOD IMPRESSION OF OTHER PEOPLE
kunikida
STOP RIDICULING ME
atsushi
I'm starting to have second thoughts..
kunikida
IVE WASTED A MINIUTE ON YOU
kunikida
we need to get back to the agency. A man has taken someone hostage and is threatening to blow up the office
dazai
we need to take the stairs to be safe
dazai
atsushi, its showtime
the bomber is going on about the agency
bomber: if YOU DONT BRING ME THE PRESIDENT, ILL BLOW THIS PLACE UP
dazai
oh no he has a personal grudge..
atsushi
whys you bring me here?
kunikida
based on what he's saying about the agency, he's mad at the agency
atsushi
I cant help you can I go
dazai
because of the work we do, get some bad company
dazai
thats a military high grade explosive, if it blows up the entire floor will blow up
dazai
we can reduce the force of the blast if we find something to cover it up with
kunikida
hey.. is that y/n?
y/n
please dont hurt her..
bomber: SHUT IT TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND ILL BLOW YOU ALL UP
dazai
he took her hostage.. he's not only mad but cruel
dazai
her name is Naomi. she's a part time office assistant
atsushi
if she's not an agent she's a victim
dazai
if he wants ti see the president, bring him here
kunikida
hell try to kill him! we can't let the boss walk into a bad situation
kunikida
plus he isn't here hes on a business trip
dazai
you know what the one option is right ?
atsushi
are they gonna use their powers?
they start playing rock paper scissors
bomber: I wanna see the president !
bomber: don't try anything funny or ill blow this place to bits
bomber: ik who you are! your kunikida!
bomber: if I lower my guard your gonna use the ability on me! sorry but it won't happen!
bomber: lay down on your hands a knees and keep your feet on the air
dazai
this is bad, if he knows him he's done research on us
dazai
if I try to talk to him he's gonna know me
atsushi
I just got a bad feeling about this
dazai
I didn't ask anything yet
dazai
listen your the only option. he doesn't know your face
dazai
and your not a mamber
atsushi
I won't be able to do anythibg
dazai
you'll be fine..just distract him for a while try talking to him
dazai
we have everything else
dazai
put on a act! make it like your depressed
he hands atsushu newspapers
dazai
this is nothing compared to what we do diaky
atsushi walks out awkwardly
atsushi
this'll make your parents super sad..
I dont know you. your not with the agency
atsushi
i-i-im the newspaper boy !
atsushi
I was just passing by on my rout!
why would you get involved in this?
atsushi
what your doing isn't right
atsushi
no matter how you feel you shouldn't threaten to kill people!
atsushi
think about the wonderful things worth living for!!
whats something to live for?
atsushi
t-TEA ON RICE IS A REASON TO LIVE
atsushi
a-and sleeping somewhere with something I've your head!
atsushi
and when you open your eyes every day is a new day!
atsushi
but if you push that button we won't get to see another day
atsushi
and thats because we'd be dead
atsushi
you didn't think if this through all the angles.. if you die..
atsushi
I'm sure you with your dead sometimes but some people keep living even if their lives are awful
atsushi
I dont have family or friends
atsushi
I even got chased out of an orphanage I have no where to go
atsushi
my life may suck and I have bad qualities IM STILL ALIVE AND NOT PSYCHO
dazai
its.like this isn't an act
atsushi
put down the bomb AND WE CAN LOOK FOR JOBS TOGETHER
no thanks.. I'm not looking for work
kunikida
SPECIAL ABILITY: WIRE GUN
he jumps on the bomber and sits on him
kunikida
yeah one man down I did all the ditmrry work and you just sat and talked
dazai
now come on now now your just being ridiculous
dazai
after all you lost at rock paper scissors
dazai
I heard if your too nerotic you can age more
dazai
I'm messing with you
kunikida
*breaks pen* DAZAII
the bomber gets free, takes the control thingies and presses the button
thirty seconds is on the timer
he remembers what dazai said earlier about covering the bomb with something..
atsushi throws the hostage at dazai and jumps on top of the bomb
kunikida
I didn't think the kid was that stupid
dazai
he even has the talent to be s*icidle maniac like me!!
dazai
wouldn't you agree junichiro?
junichiro
sorry are you okay?
the hostage jumps on junichiro
y/n
God that was so intense for nothing
atsushi
this was an act...?
kunikida
if your bad blame dazai
kunikida
or yourself you chose him to help find work
dazai
it is totally. told us there was a test involving
dazai
the president walks out
fukuzawa
dazai told me there was someone who wanted a job, so I set this us
dazai
I thought you should be hired, but since your a tiger you were declined so we did this test
atsushi
wait this is happening to fast so is this the job you told me about earlier?
dazai
welcome to the armed detective agency
atsushi
this job is too violent
atsushi
you guys are wreckless
dazai
says the person who threw themselves on a bomb to protect us
Yokohama gangster paradise
junichiro
sorry for what happened in the agency
junichiro
I know it was for a test, but I was pretty harsh
y/n
sorry for not telling you
atsushi
junichiro are you siblings?
Naomi
oh we very much aree
she starts rubbing against him and acting weird
Naomi
what makes you say we arent~~~
kunikida
please never bring that topic up again for your own good
junichiro
what jobs do you think we have
atsushi
well you two work part time at the agency, and are young and wearing uniforms so probably students
atsushi
uhhhh did you work for the government or something?
dazai
actually he worked as a school teacher
atsushi
I can imagine that
kunikida
can you guess da-
dazai
hey you have such beautiful hands..
dazai
would you like to str@ngle me with thoes--
kunikida
my hands may not be as deleqet as hers but I WILL GLADLY STRANGE YOU
y/n
DAZAI KUNIKIDA STOP IT
dazai
do you wanna guess my old profession??
dazai
theres actually an reward to those who guess it
atsushi starts guessing random jobs and all are wrong
dazai
look the only person who knows is y/n because she worked with me!
he grabs your hands and faces you
dazai
lets keep the reward for ourselves ~~
y/n
I'm not telling anything
dazai
and because of that you pay for coffee atsushi
junichiro
we have a client at the agency waiting for us
dazai
would you like to do a double-
kunikida takes dazai to a room and beats him up
higuchi
basicly there are these guys going after places and they're dressed like thugs
higuchi
can you deal with them?
kunikida
your going with y/n, and junichrio and naomi
kunikida
if you see this man
*he shows a picture with a guy with no eye brows, black and white hair*
kunikida
hes super dangerous and works with the port mafia
dazai
you can't do a double s*icide.. just by yourself
kunikida
hey dazai why aren't you working
dazai
I'm waiting for a job!
dazai
don't forget to grab a friend!!
dazai
double s*icide.. Double s*icide..double s*icide..
the client takes you to your destination
higuchi
sorry for tricking you like this
higuchi
but I'm here for the tiger
junichro gets his special ability out
junichiro
special ability: light snow!!
his ability erased things from existence and clones then
she starts shooting and hits junichiro making him stop his ability and revealing everyone
higuchi shoots and gets naomi
huguchi gets atsushi and he cries out in pain
Y/n blocks him but gets shot and drops down
the man in the photo appears
aktugawa
good job holding them off
aktugawa
I'm here for you only
aktugawa
you realize you have a huge bounty on your head
aktugawa
and I'm gonna k!ll you
he chops off atsushis leg
atsushi turns into a tiger and attacks aktugawa
and suddenly dazai appears
dazai
hey there aktugawa!!
atsushi
wait you know each other?!
dazai
howve you been aktugawa
aktugawa
I dont have time for you get out of my way or die
and after a long fight he overpowers him and aktugawa runs awya
yosano appears and heals everyone
kunikida
aktugawa appeared?!
dazai
yeah he fought everyone and thank God I brought yosano to heal everyone
dazai
probably to go looking for his lost eyebrows..
dazai
but point being is that he left and now everyone's fine!!
kunikida
I should've gone with you
atsushi
he was looking for me
dazai
yeah, atsushis being targeted by the port mafia because he's wanted
dazai
were gonna need to keep him safe
y/n
you stay at my place tonight its close by and I have high security
y/n
they don't know where I live
y/n
I dont have any more beds
y/n
and besides you always crash at my place!!
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