Zombies, undead, monsters, rotting bodies, etcetera. They are some of the most popular creatures in horror and science fiction movies. I always believed that a zombie invasion would be impossible to succeed. There are several factors that would prevent a zombie pandemic.

Number 1: Zombies are very slow. Seriously, would anyone not be able to escape them?

Number 2: Over time, their bodies would suffer from decomposition, swelling, stiffness, etcetera. A massive zombie invasion would only last less than a year.

Number 3: Current technology and weapons could easily kill a zombie. Additionally, if the government acts quickly, they could easily eliminate the first zombies. And if they have already infected an entire city, they could destroy it with bombs. It sounds too drastic, but it is preferable to destroy a city with the risk of killing survivors, than not doing it and risking the lives of the rest of the people in the world.

If the infection is transmitted through the air, we would be doomed, but if the infection is transmitted through classic bites, we would have salvation.

Oh... That's what I thought.

"Zei is still turned!"

"Zei, wake up!"

"Damn it, we're surrounded! Zei, wake up already!"

I opened my eyes slowly.

Shit, I still wanted to sleep a little more... Huh?! What a sight! There's nothing better than waking up surrounded by ***** women!

"Zei woke up!"

"Just in time. Go and kill those zombies. We ran out of bullets."

...Ah... Ahhhhhhh! I'm already uncomfortable! I like seeing them, but them looking directly at me while I see them makes me very uncomfortable!

"W-why are you *****?!"

That's my only question right now. Yeah, I have to admit that I like what I see, but this situation doesn't make sense!

"Don't be exaggerating, we're in our underwear."

"The zombies attacked us while we were showering."

Being surrounded by more than 10 beautiful girls in their underwear is a situation I never imagined living, but I'm living it! Men of the world who are still alive, be jealous of me...! Although I envy you, because you can have sex and kiss women. I can't do that! Ahhhhhhh! So many delicious cakes around me and within my reach, and I can't taste them! I hate my situation! Although I admit that it has benefited me quite a bit.

"Oh, I see. I like this view."

"Zei, you idiot, don't waste time!"

Uwaaaah! Damn flat Elven *****!

Celes hit me on the head, as always! Why don't I know any blond Elves with huge breasts?! They're always kind!

"Kill those stupid zombies, you bastard! I want to take a bath!"

"Damn useless flat Elf, I told you not to hit me!"

"Who are you calling flat, you shitty freak?!"

"To the only flat Elf here, flat, flat, flat, flat!"

"You're dead!"

"Literal... I'm literally dead, you idiot flat Elf!"

"D-don't fight, please."

Rina, the dark Elf in our group, is a shy and adorable girl. It's impossible to say no to that girl. She's so different from this crazy flat Elf! Ahhhhhhh! Everything I knew about fantasy creatures turned out to be more false than the love my ex-girlfriend swore she felt for me, who by the way, cheated on me.

I'll stop arguing with this flat Elf because I don't want Rina to feel bad.

"Shut up, don't get involved, inferior Elf!"

Only she would dare to say no to someone as adorable as Rina. Ahhhhhh! She's so unbearable!

If I were the leader of the group, I would kick her out without hesitation! Unfortunately, I'm not the leader, I'm basically a slave to this group.

"You two, stop fighting! Zei, we don't have time! The walls won't hold much longer!"

I sighed... I can't refuse the orders of the leader, the giant... Even though she's only 3 meters tall, she's not that giant... Although her breasts are definitely giant.

Yes, indeed, the walls of our temporary house won't hold much longer. The strength of these zombies never ceases to amaze me, although they are rubbish compared to me.

A fairy named "Nashai."

A dark elf named "Rina."

A stupid flat elf named "Celes."

Two humans named "Mary" and "Sakura."

A catgirl named "Diana."

A doggirl named "Rose."

Two Titan women named "Rem" and "Number 8."

A ghost woman named "Roxy."

My best friend and companion, who shares my curse: "Kiasan."

And three little cyclops girls named "Mei," "Rim," and "Sylvia" who, by the way, hate me and cut my neck when they have the chance to do so. Damn brats! They're lucky to be cute.

Am I in a fantasy world? Was I summoned or reincarnated into a fantasy world? Am I living an isekai adventure?

I wish I could say yes, but no... I'm in my original world... They're the ones who changed worlds.

Why am I with them? Why is there a zombie pandemic? Well... It's a long story.

My name is Zei, and this is the story of how my life was ruined forever.

I am a special zombie.

CHAPTER 1 - Am I a monster?

Oh... Ah... I feel weird. I think Sara's infidelity really affected me. I feel sick.

I woke up a little dizzy. Everything is spinning. Ah, I need a glass of water. And a delicious meal, I'm hungry! A delicious breakfast will give me enough energy to feel better! Come on, Zei, don't get discouraged, you're just dizzy! Move your butt and go have breakfast!

I get up from my bed. Uffff. The floor is cold... Oh, everything is cold. You can tell it's winter. You know what that means, Zei?

Yes... Christmas is one month away! Fat old man in red, I hope you have my gaming PC ready! I want to stream and make a living just playing video games!

Fufu. Although I already found out my mother bought it for me. Thank you very much, mother! I promise to continue being an exemplary son for you...! Oh... The nausea won't go away.

I want to vomit... Did what I ate yesterday make me sick? And they were so delicious burgers... Huh?

Wait... The floor is cold, but it feels different. What is this texture?

I looked down to see if everything is in order... Huh? What is this?

"Uh?"

I realized that there is blood on the floor... Dry blood...? No... It's somewhat fresh blood... Did someone have an accident?

I have suffered many accidents in my life because of my stupidity, so I know blood perfectly. This is blood. Did my mother have an accident and I didn't notice? I feel fine... Well, yes, I'm dizzy, but I don't think it's my blood.

"What happened?"

... I'm worrying too much. This is not normal at all... Besides, the atmosphere is very... quiet. You can't even hear a car. This is weird. Usually at this time the streets are noisy. Are people not going to work today? This only happens on Sundays, but it's Friday. This is getting weirder and weirder.

I leave my room. I need to make sure my mother is okay. If my mother is okay, then I probably vomited blood last night and didn't even realize it.

We don't have any pets, so I highly doubt that... Huh? What happened here?

This is getting even weirder. Several pieces of furniture are on the floor... Was there a fight or an earthquake? How strange, I didn't feel or hear anything. Do I sleep that heavily?

Now I'm even more worried.

"What happened here?"

... Did my mother have an accident because of that earthquake? No... I don't think so. If the blood in my room is my mother's, why didn't she wake me up to help her? She's not an idiot, she knows perfectly well that she should wake me up so that I could get medical help... Wait... What if she tried to wake me up and I never woke up?!

"Ahhhhhhhh! I'm an idiot! Mother, mother, please tell me you're okay!"

Why do I sleep so heavily...?! Huh? What's that sound?

"Wa... Rrrrrr.... Grrrrr..."

Growls? Did a rabid dog come into the house?!

I heard a growl coming from the kitchen... It sounds very aggressive, but... It doesn't seem like a dog's growl... No... It's... talking.

"La... Ba... Na... Ze... Grrrr..."

It's saying some words... That voice... Could it be...?

"Mother?"

Yes... It's her voice... Hahahahahaha! Mother, you won't scare me this time! Your rapist thief costume really scared me on Halloween, but this time you won't scare me!

But... Yes, my mother usually likes to scare me on Halloween, but... Why would she scare me today? She never does, only on Halloween.

... I don't think she's trying to scare me.

I head to the kitchen... I'm starting to get a little scared... What if it's a thief?

"Who's there? Answer me!"

... I don't get a response, the growling continues. Shit.

"M-mother, if this is another one of your pranks, you won't get a Christmas present."

... No... I still don't get any response.

I'm going to go in. It could be a thief and I could end up dead, or even worse, violated, but the voice I hear is my mother's. I'm sure it's just a joke.

I enter the kitchen and see my mother standing in front of the refrigerator.

What a relief, it's not a thief.

"Mother? Why are you making those strange noises? If you're trying to scare me, I warn you that you'll be without a Christmas present! This tense atmosphere almost gave me a heart attack!"

"Wa..."

My mother turns around... Huh?

"W-what?"

This is... What? She has white eyes and blood on her face... Huh?! White eyes?! Blood?! What does that mean?! What happened to her?!

... Contact lenses? Fake blood? My mother dresses up every Halloween, but it doesn't make sense for her to do it today, November 29th.

"What happened to you?!"

I got scared. I'm scared. I know my mother is probably playing a joke on me, but fear still overwhelms me.

The blood doesn't seem fake. The furniture is broken, I don't think she broke it on purpose just to scare me. The silence of the atmosphere, the furniture, the blood, my mother... This situation is not normal. What's going on?

"M-mother, please tell me you're just trying to scare me. You already did it, stop doing it!"

"Uwaaaa..."

S-she's getting closer to me. She's scaring me more. Why won't she admit she's playing?

This Halloween, my mother dressed up as a thief, took my money, my phone, tied my legs and hands, and then pretended to take off her pants so I would think she was going to rape me. When she saw me crying, she started laughing at me and took off her costume. My mother is an expert at designing her costumes, I really thought she was a man, even her voice sounded like a man, but this is different.

My mother loves to play pranks on me, but this is exaggerated, even for her.

"Mother? Please, stop it."

She starts smelling me... Huh?

She looks like an animal smelling its food.

"Mother?"

She stops smelling me and backs away... Still not saying anything... Ahhhhhh! I'm so fed up! I want her to stop!

"Wait!"

I grab my mother's arm. Why is she acting so strange?! This doesn't make sense!

"What's wrong with you?! Why are you taking this joke so far?! Answer me, damn it!"

She ignores me... Why won't she answer me? This doesn't make sense. No, no, no, no... No ******* sense!!

"Mother, react!"

I gave her a strong slap. I know I shouldn't hit my mother, but she asked for it! She's scaring me too much!

... She's growling again, like a rabid animal.

Why is she making weird noises?

Why is she acting like this?

What the hell is going on?

"What's wrong with you?"

This situation... is not normal.

"Ah... I don't understand anything."

It's best not to pay attention to her. She probably found out that I had sex with Sara in her bed and wants to get revenge on me.

"If you're mad about what happened with Sara, you have to understand that your son is a teenager, I couldn't help it."

I opened the refrigerator and took out some eggs.

"Do you want some breakfast?"

... She keeps growling.

"Ah... Stop joking around. I have to go to school, I don't have time to play along. Although I have to admit your costume is amazing! With just some contact lenses and fake blood, you managed to scare the living daylights out of me! But if you do it again, I'm leaving the house."

"Grrrr..."

Huh? My mother is growling, but another growl is heard, a male one... Huh? Did my mother convince someone else to play along with her? Why go this far?

I hear growls outside my house... More growls? There are more people.

...

I looked at my mother, acting as if she wasn't here.... This... doesn't make logical sense.

"What's the matter, you want to go viral on the internet and you're recording me? Hey, whoever is watching the video, help, my mom is prostituting me to old fat guys and old ladies!!!!"

... Still no reaction... Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I thought she would react, even a little bit, but she's still acting.... I don't understand anything anymore...!!!! Eh?

"Grrrr..."

She's reacting, but...

"Seriously... I don't understand anything."

My mother reacts to the growls and tries to leave the house.

"Why don't you react when I talk to you?"

She pushes the door and hits it... Is she trying to get out that way...? Why is she acting like she's stupid? Did she forget how to open it?

Will you really continue with your stupid acting?! Ah... Ah... Ah... Well, I'll go along with it.

"Can't you open it? I'll help you."

I open the door for her.

Now what stupidity will she come up with...? Huh...? What?!!

T-this scene is really scary. It's impossible for my mother to be behind all this!!

"What the hell?!"

T-there are supposed dead bodies on the floor, destroyed cars, and people like my mother walking the streets.

Is it the end of the world?! N-no, it must be some joke or the filming of a movie... But, if it were the filming of a movie, why didn't they tell me? And if it were a joke, why go this far? I could sue those responsible! And I highly doubt my mother would play such a cruel joke on me.

"What happened?!"

I definitely don't understand anything that's going on.

"No, get away from me, monster!"

The voice of a man? A normal man!

I see a man, who looks normal, running. Finally, I can get some answers!

"Hey, what's going on?! Are they filming a movie?!"

The man stops and looks at me. I don't know him. I doubt he's some famous actor.

... Huh? That expression of surprise... Is he afraid of me?

"Excuse me, Mr. Actor, sorry for ruining the take, but I think my mother got too into the role and won't talk to me!"

"A talking zombie?!"

"Huh?"

... Did I hear right?

"Zombie?"

Oh, is it a zombie movie? I see. By the way, that actor really knows how to improvise. My congratulations, sir... Huh?

Is something running...? Ahhhhhh! That something is my mother!

My mother ran out and headed towards that man.

"Shit!" Said the man, scared to death, or well, pretending to be scared. Uffff, what a great actor you are. I almost believed you were scared.

Oh, my mother is participating in the shot. Great. How much will they pay her to participate in the movie?

The man tries to run, but he trips, falling to the ground.

Wow... I was expecting something more epic. Is he a filler character?

"Help!!"

My mother approaches the man and starts to... eat him... Is she really eating him? Is she really eating him?!

... Ah... What?

... This is... real?

My mother... Is she eating his neck? She's devouring him like a hungry wild animal.

... Is all this real?

She's eating him. I would say it's acting, but those screams of pain, those big bites that tear huge pieces of flesh off him, all that blood... This... is real.

... Real...

"... Is this happening?"

... Yes... It's... happening.

"Is my mother... a zombie...? A real zombie...? Am I in a zombie apocalypse?! Ahhhhhh! This can't be happening!

I-I would say it's a dream, but it's too real to be a dream.

... Wait... Did that man say I was a zombie?

... Am I a zombie?

My mother didn't try to attack me... The zombies around me aren't trying to attack me... No... This can't be real... Ahhhhhh! I refuse to believe it's real!

"But I have to confirm it."

I enter the bathroom of my house and look at myself in the mirror... Ah... Ahhhhhh! What happened to my beautiful face?!

"What happened to me?!"

My eyes are white and there was dry blood in my mouth... Blood... Did I eat someone?!

"... Am I a zombie...? Ahhhhhh! I'm a zombie! I didn't even last a day in a zombie apocalypse?! I'm useless...! But how was I infected? I feel pretty... normal.

I take off my clothes and check my body... Nothing. I don't have any wounds... Does the infection spread through the air?

"I don't have any wounds... How was I infected...? Is my mother dead?!!"

Ahhhhhhh!! We're both dead!!

I leave the house and see that the man who was eating my mother had become a zombie. A classic zombie. The infection can be transmitted through bites.

Rest in peace, bro, although I don't care about your death because I don't know you.

"Damn, the world has gone to hell."

I see my mother walking away from the house. Ahhhhhh! Don't go! If any normal human sees you, they might kill you...! Although I think we're already dead, mother.

"Mother!!"

I run towards my mother.

I don't know what's happening in this place exactly.

I don't know why my mother turned into that.

But I don't care if she's a zombie, she's still my mother. I'll protect her, I won't let her be killed again.

If I can control myself, my mother can too!

I grab her arm.

"Mother!! Listen to me, mother!!"

I lift her face and look her in the eyes.

"React!!"

She doesn't show any reaction... Why isn't she speaking? Why isn't she smiling? Why isn't she doing anything?!

"Mother!!"

I couldn't bear it anymore and let out the tears that I had been holding back. I lost my mother...! I lost my mother... My mother is dead... And so am I. I'm dead. It's probably just a matter of time before I lose control of my body and die for good. I couldn't protect my mother, but it's not my fault that the zombie apocalypse started while I was sleeping.

Mother, I'm so sorry.

"What's going on? Why can't you speak? Why can I speak...? I don't understand anything... Mother, nod if you understand me."

My mother still doesn't react... She doesn't understand me... She doesn't reason... She stopped being human.

"Mother... Uwaaaah!"

Shots?! Damn, shots!

The classic zombie hunters are coming! I have to get my mother away from them!

I know she's a zombie, but I won't allow them to harm her. First, I'll investigate if it's possible for her to regain control of her own body.

"Damn!"

I grab her arm.

"We have to go inside."

She resists... Damn it! Do you want to die again?! Listen to me!

"We have to go inside!"

The shots are getting closer. Ahhhhhh! I don't want to die again!

"Mother...! Huh?!"

They shot my mother in the chest and it seems like she doesn't feel any pain. But that doesn't change the fact that they shot her!

"Uwaaaah! Mother!"

I lift my hands. Please, look at my hands! We surrender!

"Don't shoot! We're not completely zombies! If you kill us, you'll be committing murder, and they'll rape you in jail without lube!"

"Are you infected?"

"I don't have any weapons! I'll turn slowly, but don't be scared! I'm more scared than you are!"

I turn slowly and see an older, dark-skinned man with a gun. Wow, he looks pretty tough. He looks like the classic protagonists in zombie stories!

"Are you a zombie?!"

"I don't know...! I think so, but I don't know why! I can control myself, I swear I won't try to eat you!"

"Can you talk?!"

"Help me, I don't know what's happening to me...! Uwaaaah! Mother, no!"

My mother observed the man, growling, and tried to run towards him.

"Wait!"

I hold her tightly to prevent her from running.

"Idiot, do you want to die?! Please, forgive my mother, she can't control herself!"

I have to prevent her from killing my mother! It's not necessary to kill her, I'll hide her in the house and lock her in! She can't open doors!

"Don't hurt her, I beg you!"

"Hey, I have to kill her, she's a zombie!"

"No, please, I just have to put her in the house!"

"... Alright."

"Thank you!"

The man has terrible aim, but at least he killed the zombies on the street. I have to be careful with him.

I try to get to my house with my mother, but she keeps resisting. I have to pull her harder. I'm afraid of hurting her, but I have no other choice. If she escapes, that man will kill her.

"Mother, stop resisting!"

Just a little more... a little more... Yupi!

I reach my house and force her inside. Done!

"Don't leave!"

I lock the door and close it. Mission accomplished! Ahhhhhhhh! I hate this situation!

"Shit!"

I sit on the ground and my mother starts pushing the door, trying to get out.

I'm sorry, mother, but it's for your own safety.

"What's happening, sir?! Ahhhhhhhh! I don't understand anything!"

The man approaches me and aims his weapon at me. I don't blame him, even I know that this situation is strange. I'm supposed to be a zombie, I'm supposed to be dead, but I'm still talking as if I'm alive.

"Why can you talk?"

"I don't know, yesterday I was normal and now I'm a zombie, but I don't know why I can talk. Maybe it's a mutation of the virus, or my immune system is on another level... Ah, I don't know."

"This is weird. When you're infected, you become a zombie immediately, but you can't talk... Do you want to eat me?"

You wish, sir. My little body belongs to women... and traps. It's just a curiosity, don't blame me. I've always been curious about doing it with a trans girl.

Putting the foolishness aside, no, I don't want to eat human flesh. I'm hungry, but I prefer normal food.

"No, I feel normal, I don't want to eat people."

"... Stand up."

I get up from the floor and he looks at me from head to toe, analyzing my body.

Appreciate the work of art that I am, I give you permission. Fufu... Ah... Zei, making jokes won't change the situation.

Ah, I know, but at least it relaxes me. My mother is dead, sorry for trying to be calm!

"You have white eyes and blood in your mouth."

"That's how I woke up. I don't know why I have blood in my mouth."

"This is weird."

It's my chance to find out more about the situation.

"Are there zombies everywhere? What's going on?"

"Zombies appeared last night, I don't know why, but in a few hours the whole city was overrun by zombies."

That's ridiculously fast. Is it airborne? That would explain why I was infected without being bitten.

"In a few hours? Can you tell me everything you know about zombies? You know, to avoid acting like one and getting killed! Ahhhhhhh! I don't understand anything about my ******* situation!"

"The little I know is that when you're infected, you immediately become a zombie. Zombies are attracted by sound and are very fast runners."

"By sound?"

"Yes."

... Are you mentally retarded? Do you have mental retardation, idiot?

"Don't you think it's stupid to use a gun? I mean, that makes a lot of noise."

... Oh... Look, my new family. Running towards us... Ahhhhhhh! Idiot, you should never use guns in the city! Don't you know that millions of people live here?! Which means there are millions of zombies!

The zombies were attracted by the sound.

They are heading towards us running... I guessed it.

Uwaaaah! There are many!

"Shit, run if you don't want to die!"

"Where?!"

"Through the window of my room, I always leave it open! Get inside the house!"

It's easy to open because I used to sneak my girlfriend in... Ahhhhhhh! There's no time to explain to the readers!

We head towards the window and the man enters my room.

He climbed onto my shoulders to reach the second floor more easily. I must admit that I didn't feel him very heavy, and he's a very tall and burly man. Could this be the advantages of being a zombie?

"Get up!"

The zombies are heading towards me. I don't have time to climb up!

Goodbye world. I'm going to die... Again. And it will be a painful death... I will be devoured. I wanted a cooler and more epic death! It's not fair!

"Shit! Goodbye, world! I'll miss your food, your women, and video games! Goodbye, mother, see you in the afterlife! Goodbye, friends, it was a pleasure meeting you! Sebastian, I hope your death is extremely painful! Go to hell, asshole! With love, Zei... Oh, my last words are dragging on... Mmm... Oh! Sebastian, the only good thing about you is your sister...! Ah... This... Hey, you ******* zombies, are you going to kill me or not? Ah... How embarrassing! I made a fool of myself!"

The zombies surround me and ignore me. Am I not delicious? That offends me! Although it also saved me from dying.

"Ah... The same thing happened to my mother, my mother didn't attack me."

"You'll be fine, I'll close the window!"

"Yes! By the way, don't check the drawers or I'll bite you!"

My private things should stay private.

The man throws me a knife and closes the window.

"Help me kill them!"

"You want me to commit murder?! What else? Ahhhhhhh!"

"Do it!"

D-damn it.

I take the knife... It's the only option in a zombie apocalypse... I have to do it.

... If I don't kill them, they'll kill that man... They're zombies, Zei, not people... Ahhhhhh! Do it!

"Damn, I have to do it!"

There were 10 zombies around me. 10 zombies I have to kill.

They're not people... They're not people... They're not.

My mother ate a person. Zombies are monsters... Though my mother is an exception. I'm a hypocrite, but I'll try to save my mother. If I can control myself, so can she. But I won't try to save any more zombies! I have enough with my mother.

All zombies must die...! Except my mother... and me, of course.

"Disgusting!"

I stick the knife in one's head and it falls to the ground... Yes, the weakness is still the head. But it's so disgusting!

"Disgusting!"

Ah... It's kill or be killed... I have to adapt... They're monsters, not humans... They're monsters. If they stay alive, they'll kill more people. I have to kill them to prevent more innocent people from dying!

I follow the same procedure with all of them. Die, die, die!

... Ah... It's not as epic as in the movies, but at least I took care of them.

Fufu. Being immune has its advantages.

"You can come out!"

"That was amazing! Well done!"

"You're welcome. You owe your sister."

"What?"

"You owe me a salad."

The man leaves through the window.

"Thank you so much, you saved my life!"

"Hey, what's wrong with me? Why are they ignoring me? Am I not tasty?"

"You're a zombie, they don't eat each other."

"Why don't I want to eat you? Why can I talk? Ahhhhhh! So many mysteries and no clues!"

"I don't know, but you could be useful. Do you want to join me and form a team?"

"Team?"

"You know, to kill zombies and save people."

Oh... That sounds... so cool! A team that kills zombies, with a special zombie as a member! Is there a movie like that? Mmm... I don't know, but I'll accept!

I wanted to stay and take care of my mother, but I won't get the answers I want if I stay here. It's what my mother would want. She'd be disappointed if I stayed here doing nothing for the people.

But I won't let them experiment on me. They won't experiment on my body!

I know my body could have the cure for the virus, you know, being a zombie that can maintain control and all that, but I'd rather stay alive, thank you!

"I guess it's better than staying here and watching my mother eat people."

"I appreciate it."

He extends his hand.

"My name is Erick."

Oh, he stopped being afraid of me.

Erick, huh? I was expecting a cooler name.

I shake his hand.

"My name is Zei."

"Wow, you're not cold... That's weird."

"Should I be cold?"

"Yes, zombies are undead, and their bodies are cold."

Oh... Well, I don't know, so I won't say anything about it.

"I see... What do we do now?"

"Get food."

"There's food in the refrigerator. How are we going to carry it?"

"I have a truck. Bring the food, I'll get the truck."

"Okay."

Erick is leaving and I enter my house through the window. Wow, I really feel stronger than before. It used to take me longer to climb up.

"I must be dreaming... Why can I speak if I'm a zombie?"

I look for my mother and approach her.

"Mother, I'm going away for a while, I have to find out what happened to us... I can't let you go out, they could kill you. I'll close all the doors and windows so you don't leave."

I give her a kiss on the forehead... On her cold forehead... Cold...

"I'll be back. I'll try to find the answers to my questions and I swear I'll do everything I can so that you can also control yourself."

I take all the food from the refrigerator and take it out the window.

"... Goodbye, mother..."

I smile at her.

"Thank you for everything... I love you."

I swear I'll try... I swear.

•

•

Erick arrives with the truck. Wow... It's huge. And it's stained with blood. He ran over several zombies with that thing. Perfect. It'll serve us to escape when necessary.

"Pretty, isn't it?"

"What good taste you have."

"I stole it. Fufu."

Well, stealing is normal in a zombie apocalypse. To hell with the law, now the law of the strongest prevails! Everything is fair game for survival...! Although, now that I think about it, now that there is a zombie apocalypse and it is impossible to force all people to continue obeying the laws, many people will take advantage of the situation to kill innocents... And even rape... Ah... This world will become wild.

Well, I'd better not think about that.

We stored the food in the truck. It will be enough for a couple of weeks.

"Ready."

Goodbye, mother... I will miss you.

I get in the truck.

—"So... Where are we going? Do you have a plan?"

"We must find a refuge."

"Of course, that's the main thing. Although, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm a zombie! They'll kill me without hesitation if we approach a refuge!"

"I mean our own refuge, not one from the government or other people."

"Oh... That makes more sense."

"Besides, we must first investigate on our own if your situation is unique or manifested with other people. I would say that taking you to the government to investigate your body would be the best, but..."

"Do you want me to bite you?"

"Exactly. I knew you wouldn't want to."

"Well, sorry for wanting to stay alive... Well, alive my way."

"You could help find a cure."

"I know, but that's my last option. The first thing I want to do is investigate on my own, and then after a while, I'll give up and go to the government. I don't want to die yet."

"Ah... Well, it's your body, your decision."

I know my decision is selfish, but I don't want to die. Besides, I know that refusing to go to the government is a way my mind indirectly tells me that it is impossible to save my mother.

Her body will rot... There is no salvation for zombies. If I sacrifice myself, only the living people will become immune to the virus, but my mother will remain dead.

My mother is the only person that matters to me, I won't sacrifice myself for someone else.

I will live for her, but I won't stop looking for a way to bring her back. It will probably be too late, but at least I will have achieved my goal of finding the cure on my own.

... Ah, who am I kidding? I don't even know what to do with my life.

Erick starts the truck and we leave.

"So... You don't know why you can talk?"

"I don't know, I just found out that I'm a zombie."

"Maybe you're immune to the virus."

"Look at my eyes, if I were immune, I wouldn't have these eyes."

"Yeah, you're right... By the way..."

He hands me a handkerchief.

"You should clean the blood from your mouth."

"Sure."

... Is it my mother's blood...? Please, don't let it be my mother's.

I take the handkerchief and clean the dried blood I had.

... Did I infect my mother...? I don't have any wounds, but... Ah, better not think of depressing things.

"Maybe you're a special zombie, an evolution of the virus."

"I don't think the virus could have evolved overnight. That kind of thing requires a lot of adaptation time."

"You're right."

I see many zombies outside the window... So many zombies... I highly doubt I'm the only one in this situation.

"Am I really the only zombie who can talk?"

"I've seen many zombies since last night, but you're the first one who speaks."

"Then there may be more."

"Maybe... but why?"

"We must find out. Gathering more like me will allow us to..."

"Kya!!"

A woman's scream? A woman!

Let's see... The scream came from... there.

I see two girls on top of a house, which is surrounded by zombies.

Yes, they will definitely die if I don't do something.

"Stop!"

Erick stops.

"Do you want to save them? There are about 30 zombies."

"I thought we were a team to save people."

"Yes, but..."

"Don't worry, I'll kill them. You go take a walk so they don't get on the truck."

"Wait, there's a machete behind the seats, take it."

I take the machete... Good.

"It will be a little easier to kill them with this."

"Thanks."

I get off the truck and Erick leaves.

There are too many zombies for a normal human, but... Fufu. I am not a human.

"Well... I'm not in any danger. Come on, come get me!"

The zombies turn to look at me.

"Run away from there!"

"They're too many!"

Oh, these kind girls, they worried about me. I like girls like that! I'll try to court the older one... Oh... right, I'm a zombie, I can't... Ahhhhhh! I have to say goodbye to kisses and sex!

"Don't worry!"

I run towards the zombies.

"They can't do anything to me!"

I start killing them... Perfect. Having an ability that allows me to be ignored is incredible. I am the perfect zombie slayer. ZombieSlayer!

"Do zombies ignore him? Why?"

"Look at his eyes, he's a zombie!"

"A zombie?!"

Ah, they found out. Oh well, I don't care! Keep killing!

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I finish killing the zombies... New record.

Phew. Now I look great. Saving two girls feels much better than saving a man.

"Okay, you can come down now, they're dead!"

Well, dead again.

"We won't come down!"

"You're a zombie, you can't fool us!"

Huh? Is this how they thank me? Whatever, I don't do this to be popular with women. In fact, I can't even be with another woman again. Damn life.

"Fine, stay up there then!"

Erick arrives with the truck.

"You finished so quickly?!"

"Yeah, let's go!"

Zombies stink... I need a shower, I don't want to stink too.

"...Hey, sis, that zombie is good, we could trust him."

Huh? Did one of them change their mind? I can hear her, I don't know if my hearing improved or something.

"But..."

"He helped us."

"...Okay."

Hehe. I get in the truck. I'll give them a little scare.

"Let's go."

"Wait!!"

I knew it, they'll need our help.

The girls come down from the roof and head towards us.

"Can we go with you?"

"Please."

Erick gets out of the truck.

"My partner is a zombie. Do you really want to come with us?"

"But he can talk."

"He's a good zombie."

"What do you think, Zei?"

"I really don't care."

I'm telling the truth, I don't care. As long as they don't bother me, I don't care. Why do I say that? Because I don't want to fall in love! Ahhhhhh! I can't be with a woman anymore! I'm a zombie! Can I even get erections? Ahhhhhh! I hate my life!

"Well, hop in the back."

"Thanks!"

"We appreciate it!"

They get in the back of the truck. Erick gets in and puts on his seatbelt.

"I almost forgot."

I put on my seatbelt.

"Hey, are you hungry?"

"I haven't had breakfast, I guess I'm a little hungry... Wait..."

I pull out a package of sausages.

"Do you want one?"

"No, thanks."

I pull out a sausage and eat it.

"It's not a great breakfast, but it's something."

Erick starts the truck and we're off. Ah... Well, our team has grown.

"By the way, don't you feel different?"

"Nope, I feel normal."

"That's weird."

I throw the package of sausages out the window.

"Hey, do you want one?!"

"No, thanks!"

"Okay!"

I put away the sausages... Mmm... Ah... How boring.

"What time is it?"

"I don't know, I don't have a phone."

"I see... Where are we going?"

"The city is full of zombies... I guess we'll have to leave the city."

I'm too sleepy... Very sleepy... Too much.

"Okay... Do you mind if I sleep for a bit?"

"No problem."

I settle in and try to sleep... I'm so... sleepy.

•

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Zei immediately fell asleep, and while Zei slept, Erick remembered his family. A family that no longer existed.

When all this zombie stuff started, he was at his daughter's house, visiting her because she had just had her first child.

Everything was happiness for him, holding his first grandchild, until some knocks on the door ruined his life.

His daughter opened the door and a zombie bit her right on the neck, causing her to scream and attract the attention of a group of zombies that entered the house.

After seeing his daughter turn into a zombie, he tried to escape through the back door with the baby, but the zombies were faster than him. When he opened the door, a zombie snatched the baby from his hands, as the baby's crying was what caught the attention of the zombies the most.

Filled with helplessness and pain, he had to endure watching his grandson being eaten by those zombies.

But instead of staying still and doing nothing, he took the shovel that his daughter had in the garden and mercilessly killed the zombies, and then had to kill his own daughter's zombie, telling himself that that thing was no longer his daughter.

And then he ran and ran, without looking back, determined to take revenge on those things.

"I don't want more people to lose their families."

He was afraid of the zombies that were trying to eat those girls, but because there were too many for a normal human like him, but Zei gave him hope that it is possible to save anyone in any situation, and that lifted his spirits.

He looked at Zei and smiled.

"With your help, we can save many families. I was lucky to meet you, Zei."

He caressed Zei's head.

"Thank you very much."

•

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(Pov- Zei.)

(One hour later.)

"Oh, what a nice dream... Huh...? What?!"

I just woke up and the first thing I see is a crash! When did we crash?! Was I that deep asleep?! Ahhhhhh! Damn heavy sleep!

"What happened?!"

The truck was overturned and zombies were surrounding it. Ahhhhhh! How did this happen?!

"What the hell happened?!"

"Grrrr..."

I hear a growl nearby... No... Please, no.

I turn around and realize Erick has turned into a zombie. Uwaaaah!!

"Erick?!"

His neck had a huge bite. He was bitten!

"Shit...! Huh? N-no... I-impossible."

I taste a strange flavor in my mouth... No... Not again... Impossible!

"No... Did I do it?!"

Uwaaaah!

I get out of the truck as fast as possible.

"Please, let it not be me! I refuse to believe it!"

Why did all of this happen...?! Uwaaaah! Girls?!

I see the girls have turned into zombies. Ahhhhhh! Why?!

"What happened?!"

I see the rearview mirror on the ground. I must resolve this doubt.

"Please, please..."

I pick up the rearview mirror and look at my face.

"N-no!"

My mouth is covered in blood. The blood of a human! Erick's blood!

"I ate Erick! Because of me, he turned into a zombie!"

After all, I'm still a damn zombie... Damn it!

(Author's note: What did you think of the first chapter? New chapter every Sunday.)

I'm a special zombie.

CHAPTER 2 - I Lost Control.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!

This can't be happening!! This makes no sense!!

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit... Shit!! I'm a damn monster! I'm a killer!

I ate a person! He died because of me and the girls too! I'm responsible for their deaths!

Ahhhhhhhh! ****! Why did this happen?! Yes, I'm a zombie, but I thought I could maintain control of my body! Why did I eat him?!

"Why did I do that?!"

I didn't want to, I didn't even crave human flesh! I didn't want to!

Ahhhhhhhh! Zei, you need to calm down! Think about your situation!

I slapped myself... Oh... It didn't hurt. Am I dreaming...? No, I can smell the air, taste the blood in my mouth. I'm definitely awake.

... Ah... Deep breaths, Zei. Don't panic. Analyze the situation. Maybe it wasn't my fault. I mean, look at yourself, Zei, you're still in control of your body. Maybe there's another explanation for this.

I look around... Mmm... There are too many zombies. Oh, a legless zombie crawling on the ground. Ew, it gave me chills.

It passed by me, but it doesn't care about my presence. The zombies ignore me... Yes, I'm definitely a zombie.

How many zombies are there? I think there are more than 100 in this herd. Do they move in groups? That's weird.

No, Zei, don't waste time looking at the monsters that ruined the world and your wonderful life! Analyze your surroundings.

Mmm... Let's see... Yes... I see... We ended up quite far from the city. Where were we headed? Ah, I don't know.

There are a lot of zombies, maybe Erick lost control and hit the zombies, that's why we're in this situation.

"Mmm... I'm on a road and I'm very far from the city... Did I really bite Erick?"

Ah... I can't stop feeling guilty, even though I don't know if I really did it.

I wipe my mouth with my shirt... Ah... Guilt consumes me.

... I'm a killer... Cannibal... Should I turn myself in to the police...? No... It's the end of the world, I don't think the police are working. They're probably killing zombies or they're as dead as my love life and sex life. I'll never have a girlfriend again! I can't have sex or kiss any girl because I'd infect them with the virus. And I refuse to have sex with a zombie girl, I'm not a sicko!

Well, at least I won't die a ******.

Leaving the stupidities aside, I still wonder "what am I?" Am I a non-wild zombie? Will it be just a matter of time before I become a complete zombie? Did that son of a ***** Sebastian have an extremely painful death? So many doubts and questions that go through my mind, but I highly doubt I can get those answers at this moment.

"Ah... Why did that happen...? But what...?! Eh?!"

M-my head started hurting too much! I had never felt so much pain in my pathetic and short life! Uwaaaah! Could they have mistaken me for a wild zombie?!

Were I shot in the head?! Will I die?!

"Shit!! I don't want to die yet!"

...N-no... This pain is different... It's just a massive headache, as if someone was crushing my brain... I wasn't shot. Besides, I didn't even hear a gunshot. I'll still be alive...! Although technically, I'm supposed to be dead... I'll still be alive/dead!

But that doesn't mean this pain is good! Ahhhhhhhh! Am I becoming a complete zombie?! No! I want to do one last thing before I become a complete zombie...! Oh... It's gone... The pain is gone.

Thank you! I was about to commit sexual harassment, as I was about to fondle the breasts of the zombie woman who walked past me. Wow, her butt is huge, and since she's wearing tight pants, it looks a whole lot better.... No, Zei, that's necrophilia! You can't get turned on by looking at a zombie woman...! Well, she still looks alive, though. The only weird thing is the completely white eyes... No, Zei, she's dead, respect the dead!

It's difficult to stay mentally healthy in my situation.

Ugh... All I wanted before turning into a complete zombie was to touch some boobs... Yeah, I'm definitely a pervert. And I'm not ashamed! I'm one of the healthy perverts! I can control myself.

Ugh... Putting that aside, why did my head hurt? Is my immune system still fighting against that virus? Come on, immune system, you can do it, trust in the power of friendship!

Ugh... I really don't understand anything.

"What happened to me?"

The pain only lasted 3 seconds, although I think I exaggerated too much, because it felt longer... What happened to me...? Huh? Wait... Images are appearing in my head... These are... memories?

Y-yes... T-they're memories... Memories...

I'm remembering what happened... No...

I-it's impossible...

I remember what happened... I remember everything... That pain brought back my memories... Uwaaaah! No, this can't be true!

"Was it really me?!"

But why did this happen to me?! Ahhhhhhhh! I don't understand anything!

•

•

(20 minutes before.)

According to the memories that appeared in Zei's mind, this is what really happened.

Erick and the others were traveling without any problems on the road, running over any zombies that crossed their path.

Everything seemed relatively normal, but...

"There are a lot of zombies on the road," Erick said, sticking his head out the window to check on the girls. They were traveling in the back of the truck, to avoid getting too close to Zei for safety reasons.

It was dangerous to travel in the back, but they were in even greater danger being near Zei, a zombie... and they were absolutely right.

"Are you okay back there, girls?" Erick asked.

"Yes, sir, thank you," they replied.

And after those words, everything went to hell.

Zei opened his eyes and began to growl like a true zombie.

And yes, he was a complete zombie, unable to control his body. The real Zei, the normal one, felt like he was asleep, but his zombie counterpart was awake.

Erick turned to look at him, a little nervous because those growls scared him, but he thought Zei was just joking.

"Zei, don't do that, you're scaring me," he said.

He laughed, thinking that Zei was just kidding, and that thought doomed him.

"Did you enjoy your nap?" He asked.

And without warning, Zei pounced on him and bit him so hard that he had no problem tearing off his flesh in less than a second.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!" Erick screamed in pain, but it didn't even matter to Zei's zombie self, who continued to chew on the flesh in his mouth.

Erick lost control of the truck and crashed into another truck on the road.

"Sister!!!" She screamed.

The truck flipped over, seriously injuring the girls in the back, but unfortunately, they were still alive.

And it was unfortunate, because they were going to wish they had died in the crash.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!"

"Sister, are you okay?!"

"M-my leg is broken!"

The sisters, struggling, crawled out from under the truck, but in their fear, they didn't think clearly.

They didn't remember that the road was full of zombies.

"Damn it!"

The zombies surrounded the truck, fulfilling the girls' fate.

Zei didn't save them from being eaten by zombies, he simply delayed their fate.

"Sister!"

The zombies didn't even give them time to say goodbye or any last words before they began to devour them.

Arm by arm, leg by leg, eye by eye.

And all the while, Zei the zombie savored the taste of flesh in his mouth.

•

•

(Pov- Zei.)

Ah... I see... Uwaaaah!! I'm really a damn zombie! Gross! I ate human flesh! Yuck!

"Why did I do it?!"

I-I ate human flesh... How disgusting! I'm a damn cannibal! How disgusting!!

Puke, Zei, puke! You're not a cannibal! Not yet.

I induced vomiting to expel the human remains from my body.

Ah... Why did this happen to me?

"Did I turn into a zombie completely while I was sleeping?"

I keep vomiting. Come on, Zei, get it all out! You're not a cannibal! You're not!

"I'm a monster!"

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...

...

I see zombies around me.

... They don't attack me... I'm one of them... My life is over... Should I commit suicide...? No! I have to find a cure. I refuse to die as a zombie! If I can maintain control of my body, it means there is a way to always stay like this and not become wild. I refuse to give up.

Besides, there could be more like me. I won't die without finding out.

I can maintain control of my body. If I find a scientist or police, I'll explain what's happening to me... They're very likely to kill me to examine my body... I'm scared, I don't want to die... I have a lot of time to reflect on that.

On one hand, I feel guilty for being responsible for those deaths, but I don't want to redeem myself by sacrificing myself... Ah, I don't know.

"I guess I'll have to live as a zombie forever."

Although that doesn't mean I'll give up.

I go back to the truck and take the machete. My only memory of the first person I met in this new zombie world... Well, there was another person, but that one was eaten by my mother before I knew what he was.

"I guess I'll need this."

I take all the food I can and store it in my pants.

"I don't think I'll ever be normal again."

I see Erick... He trusted me... And I failed him... I'm sorry... Sorry... I didn't know.

"I'm so sorry."

I walk away from the zombies.

Ah... Only solitude awaits me. Oh, and I have to pray that I don't encounter humans. They'll end up killing me.

"Why did I behave like this? Am I losing my mind?"

I hope not, I still want to live... Oh...

I see a beautiful car with a zombie inside.

Well, well, well. My luck is changing.

"Great. Does it have the keys?"

I open the door and check... Mmm... Yes!

"Yeah, it does. Fufu. I feel like a criminal."

Excuse me, I'll take this. Thank you.

I remove the safety belt and pull the zombie out of the car. Sorry, but I'll keep it. I don't think you need it, bro.

"Go walking home, it's good for your health."

I don't know how to drive, but I'll try.

I hope video games and movies didn't deceive me.

I get into the car and start it. Okay... I think this will work.

"All right... I'll try not to get too close to normal people."

I'm not normal anymore, I'm a monster... Wow... I feel terrible... No, Zei, there's no time to feel bad. The past cannot be changed.

"I know... I know... All right, let's go!"

I start driving... Quite slow, I know, but I'm afraid of going faster and not being able to brake. First, I'll get used to it.

"Well, slow but steady."

Well... What will be my destination? Basically, I'm driving without any apparent direction.

Mmm... Well, I'll think about that later. For now, I think I need a refuge.

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...

...

Ah... Saying stupid things helps me relax, but silence is also relaxing. Plus, it's boring to say stupid things and have no one hear me... Oh!

12 minutes later, I think, I found something interesting.

I see a group of people asking for help... I want to help, but... What if the same thing happens to me? What if my instinct forces me to kill them?

It's a family... Two children, a teenager, two parents, and a grandfather... I'm so sorry.

"No... I shouldn't... No... What?"

Some zombies are running towards them.

Why did we get a zombie apocalypse with running zombies? It would be easier to survive with slow zombies.

"Shit!"

I can't be close to them, but that doesn't mean I can't help them kill those zombies!

I accelerated as much as I could.

I head towards the zombies and run over most of them. "Chuza"! Is that what it's called? I think so.

"Good!"

I stop and take the machete.

"Only two left."

Ah, then it wasn't a "chuza."

I get out and kill one... It's easy to kill them when they don't try to kill you. A simple head attack is enough.

"Good."

"Ahhhhhhh!!"

The remaining zombie was still chasing the people. Ah, damn running zombies.

"Shit!"

I start running and chase it... Come on, Zei, a little more. Maximum effort!

"Come on... Come on!"

"Get away!"

One of them pushes the zombie, and the zombie falls to the ground. Oh, that was risky, cute! I like it! You're my type... Ah, but I'm a zombie. Damn virus!

But hey, I have the perfect opportunity!

"Perfect!"

I arrive in time before it gets up and kill the zombie... Phew. Just in time. They might have died if I weren't here.

"Thank you so much!"

I close my eyes. They must not see my eyes. I don't want them to be afraid of me or try to kill me.

Ah, and I was proud of my eyes, they were one of my strengths with women.

"You're welcome."

I walk away from them. I can't get close to people. I mustn't.

"Do you need help? Are you alone?"

"Yes, I am."

"Don't you want to come with us?"

"No, thank you. Good luck."

I keep walking. I must stay away from people.

I can't be close to people... I don't want to kill another innocent person. I don't think I can handle it.

I get in the car and start it.

"Shit... I really feel bad."

I hate my situation.

I open my eyes and turn to see the people. I hope they can be safe... What?!

"Eh?!"

I close my eyes. The people were following me.

Idiots, they scared me!

"Can we come with you?"

"I'm sorry... You can't."

"Why not?"

"I'm... I'm dangerous, I'm sorry. Don't head south, there are more zombies."

I start driving and leave, not thinking about them anymore.

"I'm sorry..."

It's the best... I must be alone.

I am probably condemning them, but it is also possible that they are still alive thanks to me... It is best not to think about that.

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...

...

Ah... The trip is boring. I already remembered why I don't like to travel.

Driving fast is entertaining, but it consumes more gasoline than I thought. I think I should get more.

But, considering that I am in a zombie apocalypse, I doubt I will find a gas station with gasoline, but at least I can try.

Mmm... Lalala...

"Cheese... Three sad tigers ate wheat in a wheat field... Mmm... Breasts or butts? Definitely breasts. Especially big ones... Although I think I love older women more. Milfs... Mmm... Oh, yes, I'm bored."

Ah, a life full of loneliness awaits me. Do zombies eat animals? I will investigate. If they only eat people, I'll get a dog to feel less alone... Oh, lucky me!

20 minutes later I arrived at a gas station. Perfect, it's empty, and doesn't look too bad.

"Well, I think I need gasoline for the car and for cooking."

I don't know how to light fires, so I'll need matches or lighters, and plenty of food.

I planned to stay in some zombie-infested town, but I must be prepared to sleep outdoors, as I'm afraid normal humans will kill me. The farther away I am from them, the better.

I stop and get out... No zombies in sight... Are there any living people?

"Are there no zombies?"

Considering the large number of people in the country, not seeing any zombies nearby is quite suspicious. Are there humans around here killing them? Shit, I have to hurry.

I see a store next to the gas station. Mmm... Junk food or cooking food? Both!

"It looks like it hasn't been looted."

It looks very intact. Aren't we supposed to be in a zombie apocalypse? Seeing intact stores is quite rare.

I enter the store. I don't want to steal, but it's necessary to survive. Plus, the world went to shit! It's no longer necessary to continue respecting the laws.

"Hello?! Don't shoot me, I'm just blind...! Mmm... Nothing."

I don't see anyone... And no one answers.

"Can I steal, please?! Say something if the answer is negative!"

No answer. Fufu. Thank you for giving me permission.

"I guess there's no one. Thanks!"

I look for food... Well, there's too much. This store hasn't been looted yet.

At least this day is improving! I'll have plenty of food to survive for several weeks.

"I was lucky."

I store as much food as I can in bags. Ah, and to think that the day would come when I could take whatever I want from a store.

"This will be enough for a week."

Maybe more... Oh, is that what I think it is?

I see some dark glasses on the counter... Mmm... I never liked wearing glasses, but...

"I guess... No, it's a bad idea... But I could... No... Screw it."

I take the glasses and put them on. Well, at least I'll be able to see women's butts and breasts without them noticing... What a shitty and more disgusting advantage, I know. Sorry for wanting to see the bright side of things! My life has become shit, at least let me enjoy a little!

"I guess they won't see my eyes like this."

Well, today I'm trying out a new style. Ah... Well... Time to continue with my life.

I leave the store and put the food in the car. Okay, now I need to find shelter.

"Alright, that should be enough... Huh? Is that...?"

Yes, it is... Ahhhhhhh! I'm in danger!

I hear gunfire nearby. Is it the police?! If they see me, I'm dead...twice over!

"Damn, that sounds dangerous."

Something is approaching. Humans? Yes, humans.

Two men on motorcycles were firing shots in the air. Are they mentally challenged? If I were a complete zombie, I'd be pretty attracted to those gunshots.

Why are they wasting bullets? They definitely have mental problems.

"Are they crazy?"

I would hide, but they've already seen me. Ah, let's see. Idiots firing into the air on motorcycles...yes, definitely bad guys...damn it!

They park at the gas station. Ah, let's get this over with. They're definitely going to rob me.

"Hey, friend, give us the food you have!"

Mmm...bad people? I guessed right...! Idiot, that's not good!

"Hey, I barely know you, don't call me friend. I'm not that easy to win over, handsome. Besides, there's more food in the store."

"I don't care, give us your food and any weapons you have!"

They're definitely going to kill me. Goodbye, world. I'm not going to beg. If they kill me, they kill me, but I won't die begging for my life.

What? Did I give up too easily? They have guns! I can't beat them with my fists!

"Mmmm. Oh, how adorable. You guys are acting tough. Fufu. No, no, no, no, I won't. I won't. By the way, improve your bad boy acting, you're just embarrassing. What kind of moron wastes bullets?"

"I warned you!"

He shoots me in the chest and I fall to the ground... Oh... W-wow...

"We warned you!"

Huh?

I don't feel any pain... Huh?

I don't feel pain? I fell because I was scared, but it didn't hurt...I don't feel anything! He definitely shot me, I have no doubt about that, but I don't feel pain! Hahahahahaha! Being a zombie has its advantages!

The men approach me. Alright, pretend to be dead...well, I am dead, but I'll pretend to be even more dead.

Ah, this is so hard to understand.

"This is fun!"

"Take his car and let's go!"

Well, I stole it too, so it doesn't matter.

One of their legs was next to me... Dammit, I should... No.

Don't do it... Don't bite him... It's not worth it... I won't kill living people.

They stole my car and left... Well, I don't care, it was stolen anyway.

"Damn, that was too close."

I get up and check my chest... Wow... My situation is becoming stranger and stranger.

"Damn. Why don't I feel any pain...? Of course, I'm already dead... Although my head hurt before."

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...

Well, it's not worth thinking about the logic of this... Oh... Fufu. Those men really are mentally challenged.

One of them left his motorcycle.

"Prefer the car? What idiots."

They'll probably leave the food and the car at their shelter and then come back for the motorcycle.

Well, well, well. They stole my car, so...

I hop on the motorcycle. Eye for an eye, bro.

"They even left the keys. They really are mentally challenged."

I start the motorcycle.

I may be a complete newbie with cars, but I'm an expert with motorcycles!

"I know how to ride motorcycles!"

I speed away from there.

"Well, I guess I need to find a place to sleep."

And far away from here, I don't want to run into those men again. They may be mentally challenged, but they have weapons. I'd rather avoid trouble with them.

•

•

Two hours of travel later, I think I arrived at the perfect place.

I arrive at a town... It's full of those zombies... I don't think there are any living people.

"Maybe I can sleep here."

I walk through the town... Yes, it's doomed. Everything is overrun by zombies. Hmph. If someone saw me driving a motorcycle in the middle of this crowd of zombies, they would think I'm the coolest person in the world.

"It's full of zombies."

Oh, zombie kids... Sh-shit, a zombie baby... That was disturbing. It makes me very sad to see dead children, but there's nothing I can do about it... Wait... There. The zombies are heading towards a certain direction. Is there a survivor?

I also head towards that place to get a better look.

"I'm scared, mommy!"

That voice... A little child.

I look up and see a little boy and a woman on top of a house. Considering the hundreds of zombies around us, yes, they are indeed doomed to die. Well, that will change thanks to me, they were lucky enough.

"Well, it must be very uncomfortable up there with this sun."

The house was surrounded by zombies, there's no escaping that. Well, their hero has arrived. Hmph.

Plus, that woman is beautiful! A milf! Would she show me her breasts as a reward...? Ahhhhhhh! Zei, put your perverted thoughts aside, someone needs your help!

"Help!"

The woman started asking for help. Wow... I'm sure she has hopes of being saved along with her son. She doesn't want her son to lose hope. What a good mother she is... I definitely have to help her.

Don't worry, beautiful, your hero has arrived.

"Well... I don't have any weapons, but they might have a knife in their house."

What kind of house would it be without knives? Obviously they have some.

I get off the motorcycle and head towards the house.

"Don't worry, I'll help you!" - I shouted to them.

They looked down to see me and I waved my arms to greet them.

The look of surprise on their faces is priceless. Yes, I know, it's so rare that they're not attacking me.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of them!"

"Be careful!"

I dive into the zombies and enter the house. Tsk. Get out of the way, zombie, you're not getting in!

"That's impossible!!"

It's not impossible, gorgeous... Well, if I were in your situation, I'd think it's impossible too.

I grab a knife from the kitchen.

"This will do."

I step out of the house and start killing the zombies. Knife goes in and they die. Knife goes in and they die. Ah, it's so easy it's unfair.

Hmph. I'm so pro that the apocalypse is on easy mode for me.

"Mama, why aren't they eating him?!"

"I-I don't know!"

Ah, I don't know either.

•

•

I finished killing the zombies. Phew. It took me some time, but I finished.

"You can come down now!! Goodbye and you're welcome!"

"Wait!!"

The two of them come down from the roof. Will you give me a kiss? Oh, so kind, but with all my heartache, I'll have to refuse. I could infect you.

"Why didn't they try to eat you?"

...Ah...I got my hopes up for nothing.

"I'm...I'm immune."

"Immune?!"

"Yes, they see me as one of them and don't attack me."

"You're incredible, sir!"

Ouch, that hurt.

"Sir? I'm 16, kid."

Well, for a little 7-year-old kid, I'm a sir.

I get on my motorcycle.

"The town is full of zombies, I recommend you stay inside your house."

"Can we come with you?!"

"No, sorry... Are you two alone?"

"Yes, my husband was infected and it's just the two of us now."

Ah, I wish I wasn't a zombie, so I could try to court that beauty.

"I see... I'm sorry, but stay in your house and I'll help you get food. Is that okay?"

"T-Thank you!"

I can't abandon a mother and her son. I'll help them as much as I can.

Plus, she's an older woman. I've always been attracted to older women.

No, Zei, don't waste time thinking perverted thoughts!

"I'll be in the town. Goodbye."

I start the motorcycle and leave.

"I can't be near people."

I don't want another accident like Erick's to happen again... Oh, that house looks pretty good.

I see a two-story house. Plenty of space to live.

"Wow, it's really nice."

I park at the entrance. Good.

I try to open the door... Oh, that was easy.

"The door is open, I guess nobody's here."

I enter the house and close the door.

"Okay, I'll be fine here."

Should I put zombies in the house? Then I would be safe from people trying to come in... Nah, better not, I prefer to avoid being responsible for more deaths.

I start checking the house... Wow, not bad. The people who lived here had a lot of money.

But, setting aside how nice it is, there's nobody here. It's safe to sleep here.

"There's nobody here."

I enter a room and see a little girl zombie... A little 5-year-old girl... Poor thing.

I feel sorry for her.

"Wow... Should I kill her...? I can't bring myself to do it."

Yes, I can't bring myself to harm a little girl, even if she's a zombie.

The zombie children from earlier, I put them in different houses to avoid killing them. That's bad, but I'll think of how to get rid of them later.

I take the girl's hand.

"Let's go."

I open the door and take the girl out of the house. Yes, yes, I know it's your house, but now it belongs to me. Goodbye.

"Okay."

I close the door and continue checking the house.

"Is there nobody else?"

I enter the last room.

"Okay, nobody's here."

Now, please, let a miracle happen. I want to take a shower, I want to take a shower.

I enter the bathroom.

"I hope there's water."

I turn on the shower and...there's only a little water coming out! Yes!

"Okay, something is better than nothing."

I take off my shirt and see my wound in the mirror. Ouch, yeah, I definitely got shot.

"It's not bleeding anymore, but it looks bad."

I touch the wound... Nope, still not feeling anything... Weird.

"Although I don't feel any pain."

Oh well... Time for dinner.

•

•

After a quiet dinner (consisting of simple sausages I found in the fridge), I lie down on the bed.

My first dinner without my mother... Honestly, it made me feel quite depressed, but I try not to think about it. My mother wouldn't want me to live my life being depressed. She was always a cheerful person who always made me smile. She would be proud of me and happy if I live my life to the fullest, always trying to move forward and not getting stuck thinking about sad things.

Mother, I will live my life like you, always cheerful and trying not to dwell on the negative things in life.

Ah... This day was long, but it will soon end... But another long day will follow tomorrow.

"Locked door and closed window. Perfect... I have to get used to living like this, there's little water, no electricity, and I have to live alone... Shit."

It's a little lonely... I miss my mother... Oh, I forgot to visit Sara... Whatever, she cheated on me. I hope she's... No... I shouldn't wish death upon Sara just because she cheated on me... I just have to forget her.

Ah... Well... Time to sleep.

Now I can confirm the theory I have.

•

•

(Next day.)

"Eh?"

I wake up and realize that I was on the floor... I knew it.

"Shit."

I get up from the bed... Well... Headache... now.

"Ahhhhhh!! Why did my theory turn out to be true?!"

S-shit... Ah... When I'm asleep, I become a full zombie, and when I wake up, the memories of when I was a full zombie come back to me, that's why my head hurts.

Ah... Well, at least now I know I have to avoid falling asleep when I'm near living people.

"Okay... Okay... I'm okay... I think."

The pain doesn't last long, at least.

I check the wardrobe.

"The one who lived here was my size, lucky me."

I take some clothes and put them on the bed.

"Okay. Now for a nice bath."

I leave the room and enter the bathroom.

"I hope there's still water."

I take off my clothes... Ah, being ***** makes me feel alive again. Why? I have an erection! Fufu. The classic when men wake up in the morning. At least my blood is still circulating, even if I'm a zombie.

"I should throw away the shirt, it's stained with blood."

Besides, I got more clothes, I don't need it anymore.

I look at myself in the mirror, to appreciate my... What?!

"What happened to me?!"

M-my wound disappeared!

"Shit... This is weird... Why did my wound disappear?"

... Ah, thinking about the logic of my body doesn't make sense. I'm a zombie that can maintain control, maybe I can heal faster or something. Ah, I won't think about it anymore.

I turn on the shower and... no... water comes out.

"Shit."

I don't want to stink. Shit.

•

•

(20 minutes later.)

I put on my glasses... Alright... I'm ready to go out.

"Alright, I'm dressed."

I grab some food from the fridge.

"I think I should bring that woman some food."

Let's go.

I leave the house.

"Well, a lot of strange things have happened to me, but... Why did my wound disappear?

Can zombies regenerate? That would be worse! Ahhhhhh! What kind of zombies are these?! I don't know!

Oh well, at least being a zombie will protect me from other zombies.

I walk alongside some zombies.

"Goodbye, fellow zombies! Let's go get a beer later... Eh?!"

One of them tried to bite me, but I managed to get away!

What's wrong with him?! Is he a double cannibal?!

The zombies start attacking me!

"Shit! Hey, I'm also a zombie, you idiots!"

I run away.

"Why?! I'm not delicious, I swear...! Although many women have called me tasty. Fufu... Eh?"

I don't hear them chasing me.

I turn around and see that they're not chasing me.

"What's going on? Hey, I'm offended that you don't think I'm tasty!"

Well, at least that saved me.

"Why do they treat me like a human?"

I slowly approach the zombies.

"Why did they attack me?"

I'm less than a meter away from them and they try to attack me.

"Shit."

I move away from them and they stop attacking me.

"Do they attack me if I get too close?"

Ah... I really don't understand anything.

I am a special zombie.

CHAPTER 3 - Shelter.

While Zei wasted his time playing with zombies, normal people fought to stay alive.

Zei has it easy in this world with zombies, but that doesn't mean everyone has his luck.

In a certain city full of zombies, a group of survivors enter a school and close the door.

Tired of running so much, they try to catch their breath and sit on the floor to rest.

"The zombies didn't see us, and they can't open doors. If we don't make noise, we'll be safe."

"We need to check the classrooms and take anything that might be useful."

"And block the entrances."

"Yes, let's go..."

"Son of a *****!"

The survivors heard a girl scream. It wasn't a scream of fear, it was a furious scream.

They immediately got up when they heard that.

"She's in danger! We must help her!"

But they're the ones who will need help.

One of the walls was destroyed. The cause of that was not a zombie, it was a giant creature very different from zombies.

Enormous muscles, a huge fat body, and a horrible smell. That zombie didn't look human at all; it was far from being one.

"What is that?!"

"I-is it a mutated zombie?"

"N-no... It looks like an... Orc?"

Orcs, huge humanoid pigs addicted to sex. Fantasy creatures that don't exist, but there's a real one here.

The Orc roared, and the door behind the survivors was destroyed without any difficulty.

A second Orc entered the school, filling the poor humans with fear.

"R-run!!"

But it's impossible to escape from the Orcs.

The Orc ran towards them and smiled.

"Rare meat."

A little far from there, a woman was sitting on the lifeless body of an Orc, looking at a black rock.

Frustrated, she clicked her tongue and put the rock in a bag.

"The guild won't give me anything for a black rock. Useless Orcs. They looked so strong and ended up being useless. Damn it. **** off, you shitty Orcs!"

A woman who shouldn't exist in this world.

She was a woman with pointed ears, short blonde hair, blue eyes, and strange clothing. She wore very unusual and flashy clothes. A bow on her back, a short white ripped blouse, a short black skirt, and black fingerless gloves. She was a girl with few breasts, unlike her companion, who approached her.

"I checked the area. We're in an unknown place, and there are thousands of Undead... Although these are rarer."

She was a huge three-meter-tall girl. Unlike her companion, she had exaggeratedly large breasts, long white hair, red eyes, and simply wore a red bra and a white skirt. Most of her skin was pink-white, except for the right half of her face, which was tan.

"Why did we appear in this place? What kind of magic did this, Rem?"

"Mmm... Ah... I... I don't know."

The two Orcs came out into the schoolyard, where they were.

They were mercilessly devouring the human bodies.

Seeing that, they didn't feel fear or disgust, as if they didn't care. They just exchanged glances.

"For now, we must focus on surviving. The others must be here too."

"Tsk. What a nuisance."

•

•

(Pov- Zei.)

"Fufu."

I approach and move away from the zombies. This is fun. At one point they try to kill me, but then they ignore me.

Hahahahahaha! Poor things. They think I will let them eat me. Only the girls...! Well, only the girls could, now no one can... Ah, goodbye, romance and sex life.

"They attack me if I get too close... Why? Am I becoming human again?

Honestly, considering my wound has healed, I doubt it very much. Something strange is happening to my body, but what?

I move away from the zombies. I've had enough fun, I have to move on.

"I think I can figure it out later.

Being human will bring advantages and disadvantages... Do I want to become human again? I'll reflect on that later.

Being a zombie has many disadvantages, but the advantages it has will allow me to survive in this world... Ah... Shit, I don't know.

I arrive at the lady's house. Well, Zei, it's time to do your good deed for the day. And see a single milf...! Oh, yeah, I'm a zombie... Goodbye sex. Hello, masturbation.

Putting the nonsense aside, it's time to be serious.

"Hello, I brought you some food!

It's not much, but it will be enough for them. Then I'll look for more food in other houses.

The door opens and I see the lady. Ufffff. 10 out of 10. I envy you, deceased husband of the lady! Was that man handsome? How did he manage to conquer such a babe?

Well, I have to admit that I find her very beautiful because I love older women, maybe she has an average appearance, but to my taste, she is very beautiful.

Ah, it has always been my fantasy to fall in love with an older woman... Ay, but I'm a zombie... Goodbye forever, fantasy.

Well... Ah, life goes on.

"Thank you very much. Please come in.

Wow... Her smile is so charming. The charm of a single mother... Oh, no, a widow mother.

"With permission.

I enter and the lady closes the door.

"Thank you very much for the food, we have little left.

"No problem."

I hand her the food.

I suspect I don't need to eat much... I think eating once a day will be enough. Besides, I can search for food without danger.

"I think I have to go. Don't go out, there are still many zombies in the area.

"By the way, why don't you stay with us? It would be better if normal humans are together and we help each other. Maybe you can use your immunity to kill the zombies and help people.

"No... Maybe I can help, but I can't be close to people.

"Eh? Why?"

"Maybe it's best you don't know."

"Please tell me."

That look...

... I hate being a pervert! How can I say no to an older, single woman...? Well, widow.

I dare not say no!

"Do you promise not to be scared?"

"Of course, I promise."

You're lucky you're cute... Well... It's better she knows now.

I take off my glasses.

"Wh-what?"

"I'm a zombie, I don't know why I can talk, but I don't behave like normal zombies."

She was surprised, I can see it on her face... Although she's not trembling or moving away from me. That's a good sign.

Well, after all, I saved her and her son. I think she trusts me.

"A-are you a zombie?"

"Yes, that's why I can't be near people, they could be afraid of me... And there's another reason, a bit more disturbing."

"What is that reason?"

It's better to tell her, to avoid problems.

"When I fall asleep, I lose my mind and turn into a complete zombie."

I open the door.

"That's why I keep away from people... I'm a monster... Goodbye."

"But..."

I leave and close the door.

...Ah... Hiding the truth is never good. I prefer to be honest about my situation.

"Maybe I should help kill zombies... Yes, like a zombie hero... Although the zombies are starting to attack me..."

I approach a zombie.

"Why are you attacking me?"

I get closer than a meter and it tries to attack me.

"Shit. Why is this happening?"

I try to run, but I trip and fall to the ground... Ah... Uwaaaah! I'm an idiot!

"Shit!"

The zombie gets on top of me. Disgusting! You stink too much! Huh?! Disgusting, his clothes are stained with feces! Why?! Eww! I want to vomit!

"Get away! Only women have permission to get on top of me!"

It tries to bite my neck and I push it away with my hands.

"Go away... Go away..."

I put my hands on its neck and strangle it.

"I told you... to get away!"

I strangle it with all my strength and break its neck... Huh?! Did I break its neck?! Its head fell to the ground! Great! I didn't know I was so strong...! Or was it weak? Anyway, it doesn't matter! I decapitated a zombie with my hands! Great!

"Yes! In your face, kissing the ground...! Eww!"

Some of its blood fell into my mouth!

Disgusting! It tasted like feces! Was this zombie eating feces?! That's the worst fetish that exists!

"Eww!"

I stand up and start spitting. Ahhhhhhhh! Disgusting!

"Zombie blood, how gross."

But... I did something incredible.

I see my hands... Am I... Am I strong? The zombies haven't gone through the decomposition process yet... I decapitated a zombie with my hands... Do I have superhuman strength or something?

Oh, cute little body, why are you becoming so strange?

"Wow... Did I do that? I broke its neck."

More zombies are coming... I better stay away from them.

I move away from the zombies.

Ah, I need to drink water... No, a soda is better. I need to get the taste of shit out of my mouth.

"Shit, I can still taste it in my mouth... Huh?"

T-this pain...

M-my head started to hurt? Oh no... Not again.

"Ahhhhhhh!! You've got to be kidding me!"

M-my legs lost their energy and I fell to the ground.

I-I'm so sleepy... No, please, I don't want to... sleep.

•

•

(One hour later.)

"Oh, that dream with that lady was wild... Huh?"

After having a wet dream with the lady, I woke up in the middle of a forest... Yes, a forest... Everything around me is trees. Am I in a protected area?

"What happened to me?"

I get up... I don't recognize this place... Wow, I feel like a drunk waking up peed on a street.

"Where am I?"

I still have my glasses... My clothes are fine... I don't feel any pain... I'm fine.

... I'm very far from my new house.

Well... Oh... I guess I have to get used to the weird things that happen to me.

"Did I turn into a zombie?"

How strange... I wasn't sleepy.

Wait... Did I turn into a zombie?!

I check my mouth... Okay.

I sighed in relief. I didn't kill anyone. I was afraid of killing again.

"Okay, I'm not stained."

I check my shirt. Phew. It's still the same.

"Nothing. Perfect."

I start walking... I think I'm a little lost.

A little? I'm lost! Oh, dear! I had already found a new home! Ah, what do I do?

"Why am I in a forest...? Huh? Again?!"

My head started hurting again! Dammit! Why is the headache so strong?

"Shit!"

... Huh? I remember what happened to me...

Don't be a douche... Are zombies really that stupid?

"Are you serious?"

•

•

One hour before.

Zei woke up completely transformed into a zombie.

"Ahhh."

As he stood up, he noticed the presence of a very adorable rabbit and started chasing it.

"Ahhh!!"

One hour later.

He followed the rabbit into a forest and suddenly fell to the ground.

•

•

(Pov- Zei.)

... Am I stupider than normal zombies? I was the only idiot who followed that rabbit!

Ahhhhhhh! I'm stupider than zombies!

"I was chasing a damn rabbit!"

I'm an idiot, but not that much... My complete zombie self is a big idiot.

Ah... Well, at least now I know I do eat animals. Ah, I won't be able to have pets.

I keep walking... How long will it take to get there?

"I ran for a long time chasing a damn rabbit!"

Wait... Why did I become a zombie in the first place? I didn't fall asleep... I think... Or did I? Ah, I don't know... Wait...

I stop.

"Although I became a zombie when I wasn't asleep... Of course, it's because the blood got in my mouth."

It's the only explanation I can think of. Human blood activated my zombie nature.

I keep walking... How boring... And I was planning on having an epic adventure killing zombies.

I have to be careful with the blood.

...

...

...

Mmm... Ah, walking is so boring.

Nothing at all.

Lalala... Ah... Mmm... Ah... Nah, nah, nah.

Mmm... What if I remember anecdotes from the past?

Ah, I still remember when I lost my virginity... No, Zei, remember something more fun!

Mmm... Oh, when Sara vomited when she tried to swallow my... No, nothing perverted! I'm sick!

... Huh?

I hear some voices... Humans?

"No, I'm telling you, walking through the woods is a bad idea."

"The road is full of zombies."

"But it's very difficult to run in this place. What if we run into some zombies?"

"Don't be a coward, we also have knives and a gun."

I see them in the distance, two girls and a boy.

That boy makes me so envious. He's in a zombie apocalypse with two beauties... Are they his sisters or did he form his own harem?

... I better leave my stupid thoughts aside.

"Shit, I better go."

I walk away from them. I don't want them to see me.

"Hey, are you alone?!"

... I didn't make it in time.

"Shit."

I turn around.

"Yes, but I'll be fine! Goodbye!"

I walk away. I shouldn't get involved with humans.

"Don't you want to join us?"

It will hurt to refuse this, but I have to.

"No, thank...! Ah...

I see a group of zombies in the distance. Ahhhhhhhh! They're heading towards them!

"Escape!"

"Huh?"

The three turn around and see the zombies.

"Ahhhhhhh!!"

... Was the boy the only one who screamed? What a crybaby.

One of the girls covers his mouth.

"Don't scream, idiot!"

Yes, they're idiots... Don't make so much noise!

The zombies start running... Too late. They've already been alerted!

"Shit!"

The boy starts shooting.

"Shit! Why don't I hit them?!"

... So much stupidity will make me vomit.

Don't waste bullets, idiot!

I walk towards them. They will need a lot of help.

"Could you give me a knife?" I said to one of the girls.

"Yes, take it."

A girl gives me a knife and I take it.

"You must get away."

I walk towards the zombies.

"What are you doing?!"

I start killing zombies. Knife goes in and it dies. Knife goes in and it dies... I have to think of cooler ways to do this.

"Why don't they attack him?"

... Oh... It's true.

I realize that the zombies are ignoring me, even though I'm very close.

"They don't want to attack me anymore?"

Three zombies are heading towards them. Ahhhhhh! Idiots, I told them to stay away! Dammit!

"Run!!"

The three of them start running... Why did they just stand there when I told them to stay away? They're stupid!

"Ahhhhhhh!!"

I run towards the zombies as fast as I can.

"Here I am!!"

Huh? I easily catch up to them... Huh? I caught up to them in less than 2 seconds... Did my speed increase too?! I'm too fast!!

"A-am I faster?"

...Seriously, body... Regeneration, speed, strength... What's happening to me?!

A few seconds later, I finish the job.

I killed them all... Good... Perfect.

"Okay... That's everyone. Will you be paying with cash or card?" I say with a smile, even though I'm quite nervous on the inside.

What's happening to my body?!

"Incredible!"

"Why didn't they attack you?!"

Ah... I'm tired of repeating my story.

"It's a secret. Goodbye."

I walk away from them.

Damn... Why are they ignoring me again? What am I really? I'm a damn freak... Huh?

A girl grabs my arm. Wow, her hands are so soft.

"Please, tell us."

In a normal situation, I would be happy, but I can't relate to normal humans.

"I can't... Goodbye."

She lets go and I start walking.

"We're going to a shelter that's a few kilometers from here, we heard it on the radio. Don't you want to come with us?"

"I can't be around people, but... where is it?"

"The shelter is in the city of Hersi, they say the city is zombie-free."

"A zombie-free city? I don't think it's true."

"We're hoping it is."

"Well... I think I'll go later. Goodbye."

I start running.

"Well... Maybe I'll help that lady get to the shelter."

I'll leave her at the shelter and live in solitude for the rest of my life... Nah. I'll leave her and have adventures. I hope to find people like me.

•

•

(One hour later.)

I arrive at the village... Well... I have only one thing to say.

"This is incredible!!"

I keep running... I never get tired! My body is incredible! It's fast, agile, never gets tired, and regenerates! My body is amazing!

"I ran for about an hour and didn't get tired!"

I arrive at the house where I slept and go in.

"Well, I need knives and the machete."

I take two knives and the machete. I found this machete in the tools that the owner of this house had. It's much better than the previous one.

"Well, I think I should do what the lady told me and help the people."

I leave the house and get on the motorcycle.

"Well, I have to make a lot of noise and attract the zombies."

I start the motorcycle.

"Let's go!!"

(Author's note: Don't forget to read "I'm an inferior being with the skill to seduce women" and "Humans against demons". The three stories share the same universe, but it's not necessary to read them to understand this novel. Follow me on Twitter: @HectorAngelAlv2 and on Wattpad: @AngelPikas)