Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Then, all of a sudden, bacon came and pushed him off.

“If I am going down, you are coming with.” said the Egg while grabbing Bacon’s hand and dragging him along to his own doom.

Down and down in the pan they fell…

As soon as they touched the scorching surface of the frying pan the Egg broke down crying which made his eggshell break revealing his transparent insides which turned white the moment it touched the ground. His orangish little heart floated a bit before settling down and accepting its fate. The Bacon, on the other hand, took a second or two to lay down comfortably and then started slowly but surely sizzling like it just touched an electric fence.

...At the same time...

Bread was kicked out of the house as he was the only one who didn’t agree to the family tradition of having a butter bath at the age of 2 days.

Having nowhere else to go, he decided to go watch the sunrise above the toaster. Little did he know that a someone followed him there only to push him off the cliff a moment later.

While falling, he remembered the good times he had with his family but at the same time how much he wanted to burn their house with them inside all tied up. Those were his last thoughts right before he fell into the toaster. The first thing he notice moments later is that it was getting really hot in there, like some sort of oven.

At some point he couldn’t endure it anymore and jumped out of there and looking at a spoon, he realized he got roasted.

Right in that moment, just as he was getting to the plate under his new identity, Toast, he saw two other figures approaching. It was none other than Egg and Bacon, only that Egg was now a sunny side up.

As they met, they tiredly nodded at each other without uttering a word acknowledging each other’s presence.

They all fell asleep, the Egg fell asleep with his head on Toast’s neck barely making him able to breathe and Bacon…Bacon just fell over Egg and passed out.

Unknowingly to them, a giant figure came from above with long, sharp weapons to cut them open and savor they little sleepy boddies.

Egg’s heart was cut open and all his blood filled the plate making Toast and Bacon unconsciously take a bath in his warm yellow blood.

Bacon was ripped appart despite his tries to stick together.

And Toast…he got chewed out by enormous teeth but also by his mother, father, sister and whole extended family. Mostly because he was now tanned, which, apparently, in his household, it was not allowed.

That’s the story of how Humpty Dumty got pushed by a wall by a slice of Bacon only to be devoured later along with the one who pushed him off and an outcast who got kicked out of his house.

It was an ordinary day at the store. People coming and going. In the sock aile, every pair was different, no 4 socks were the same. Every pair was taking an oath of love. So no matter what happens, they will stick together.

There was however something they didn’t predict. That day, a man came and bought 2 pairs of socks. As soon as he got home, he cut off the little thin plastic string and placed the two couples in the drawer, a place where the light was almost a fairytale.

The next day, the man took couple number one and went off with his new day. Little did he know that in each shoe, a heartbroken sock sat wailing at the thought of being away from it’s love.

At the end of the day, the socks were worn out and sweaty. So, along with other clothes without partner, they were washed clean of everything. After they were hanged out to dry in the warm welcoming spring sun.

The following day, the other couple was took out to work the same tiring work as they cried at the thought of their spouse doing the same difficult work. The evening finally arrived and they were so relieved to see each other they were still tangled at the end of the washing time.

The first couple was already resting in their soft spot in the drawer when the lights went out for the night.

This is how the couples spent a few weeks together working once every 2 days or ig they were lucky once every 3/4 days. That however meant that the other couple had extra working hours.

As each day passed, the couples started fighting more and more over the littlest things which, because of exhaustion, became intolerable.

One day, a sock from the first couple disappeared without a trace. The man didn’t even realize it until he wanted to put them on one day. But he didn’t throw the other sock away in hope he manages to find it’s pair.

The other sock spent it’s days crying like a newborn until one shocking day came and another sock from the second couple divorced him and moved away, somewhere, in a place, where the man couldn’t trace it.

The two remaining socks cried together and consoled each other becoming close friends.

The man, who now lost all hope of finding their pairs and seeing they weren’t worth throwing away decided he will use them at the same time even though they looked nothing alike.

Every 2 days they went to work together and in their time off, they got to know each other more and more, gradually falling for each other.

Even if the work was fatiguing, they remained best friends and later on, lovers.

One day though, the sock from the first couple started wearing out and beginning to have holes in it which little by little grew. Worried of what the man might do, he asked the other sock: “Sew me, so he won’t realize. Sew me, so we can stay together.”

And that’s how on their days off, they fixed every hole that appeared. But the man, realizing they are wearing out, he threw them out.

“At least we’re together.” said one sock with tears in its eyes.

And they stayed together until time transformed them into rags.

Ever wondered “What if soap wasn’t completely soap? What if humans and soaps swapped places?”

Well……

One day, when waking up, Mark, who up until this day was an ordinary human, realized he couldn’t move. He was paralyzed. Not only he couldn’t move, but he wasn’t in his room. It took him a while to realize where he was, the bathroom.

But as he looked around in distress, he figured out that he was laying on the cold metal soap holder.

As confused as he was, he tried yelling for help in hope someone might hear him. Instead of help, a gigantic looking soap entered the room which now seemed like a small, suffocating storage room. Weirdly enough, the soap did, what Mark used to every morning, brush his teeth, check if he needed to shave, comb his hair and so on.

The soap then picked Mark up and after running water over him, used him like a regular soap. The human tried to yell at the soap, but soon realized he couldn’t speak. Then the soap put him down and went on to get dressed in a fancy business suit, a necktie…the full on business attire, took a black suitcase and walked out the door after feeding the little brown and white kitten.

As soon as he left, Mark tried once again to ask for help and this time, surprisingly enough, he could. He yelled and yelled until he stopped while freaking out about what might happen to him now…

Weirdly enough, he heard some movement in the cupboard behind the mirror. Soon enough the mirror was pushed enough for Mark to see another human, this one however had its body stuck in some sort of blue hard slime. They inspected each other closely and then at the same time they yelled “Who are you?!”

As they stared at each other in silence for a while, the human soap from above yelled “I’m Nathaniel!” “Nice to meet you, I’m Mark!” yelled our guy from the soap support.

As they started talking, they asked each other if they had any idea how they got there and both said the same thing: “When I woke up, I was no longer in my bed and was paralyzed.”

Turns out Nathaniel and Mark were neighbors as Mark has lived under Nathaniel for a year now.

The sun started to set when they heard the lock at the front door open and the soap human entered the apartment looking exhausted and falling asleep as soon as he touched the bed without even changing. As it was late, Nathaniel and Mark said good night to each other and went to sleep.

The next day, while washing, Soap squeezed Mark a bit too hard and Mark, who was a tall, slender 20 year old man, couldn’t stand the pressure and broke it half.

He cried, oh how he cried, like the world ended, the pain was bearable as he wasn’t in his usual body. Nathaniel, who was in his usual place couldn’t see him, but the cries made it clear he wasn’t in his best state and all he could do is grit his teeth and wait for him to appear in his usual spot.

When Mark was put in the steel support, Nathaniel could finally see the awful state he was it, bend and snapped in half. Even if they only met after one year of being neighbors, Nathaniel fell for the anxious idiot who was now crying his heart out.

As soon as Soap left the small apartment after doing its morning routine, Nathaniel yelled for Mark, but he lost consciousness and was lying lifeless and breathing slowly as he was about to die.

When he saw this, Nathaniel rocked back and forth until he managed to fall knocking Mark’s support making them end up on the cold, wet floor. Finding a way to reach Mark, he cried while caressing his defunct face which was now colder than ever. And so, Nathaniel fell asleep while caring the face of his loved one.

The next moment, Nathaniel woke up to the sound of knocking and while still confused, looking at his hands and surroundings opened the door. It was him, Mark, staying there, sweaty and looking as if he just woke up from a nightmare. “N-Nathaniel, right?” said while panting.

Nathaniel slowly nodded as he was still in shock. Then, suddenly Mark hugged him as if he just reunited with him after he returned from war.