Diary Of A Useless Manager
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Im Yura. Just Yura, no family name. Im turning 25 this year and I just finished studying abroad in University Oxford.
Yes I know I know im genius, far more genius than you guys~
But. I have a problem...Eventhough im a graduated honor student... EVENTHOUGH IM A GENIUS--!!!
am still unemployed and broke
WhAt ElSe yOu WaNt mE tO sAY hUH???
Fine. Yes I left my family years ago before studying in Oxford
Well I did bring with myself banknotes to afford myself and I left them a note saying I want to be independent and that they dont have to look for me. As you can guess I stole the banknotes haha. Its not like I steal though Its destined to be mine anyways
'independent' my a*s now im ashamed of myself.
*sigh* just ignore my vent
Read my life at your own risk, stalkers (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
Liz
That drawing again? *sighs*
Yura
W-what do you mean drawing, liz? ahaha...
Liz
Who do you take me for? How long has it been since you occupied my house?
Liz
So whats the deal with your 'scenery' drawing thia time?
Liz
Its the fourth one. Dont you get sick drawing the same damn picture over and over again?
Yura
Its none of your business!
Yura
plus its not a drawing!
Liz
Hun, you can fool the readers but you cant fool me
Yura
alright alrightttt you win i lose
Yura
Man how I wish to live in a farm, growing herbs,harvesting fruits...
Liz
Keep on dreaming dummy. How long will you keep living in my house?
Yura
Eh ahaha come on senpai UwU Cant I keep living here for 4 more years? Pweaseee~
Liz
F*XK JUST GO FIND A JOB ALREADY YOU'D BETTER PRAY IM NOT PENNILESS THIS MONTH
Yura
H-hai! (Yes in japanese)
Yura
(sheesh this old hag should take a break sometimes. Keep nagging and you'll grow wrinkles for sure in no time)
Liz
Alright. I left food in the freezer
Liz
If you're hungry just reheat it. Im going to sleep
Liz
Oh and just a reminder btw. Dont forget to pay me later. You have a total debt of ten thousand plus house rent, which is three hundred times 5 and food bill around twe-
Yura
Alright alright I'll pay someday! Just go to sleep!
Liz
Now thats my friend. Later then
Yura
(What a scammer. How unlucky am I to have her as my friend?)
Liz
Oh and yes this old hag indeed is a scammer
Yura
Erk... (so she did heard me!)
Yura
(I bet she's deaf and wears auditory equipment)
Yura
(She's scary I wouldnt wanna stay in this cursed house any longer I'd better leave and find myself a job soon...)
Yura
AND LEAVE THIS PLACE MUAHAHHAAH
Liz
Shut up clot youre too loud
Yura left the house and drove Liz's car heading for the city for job
This is the secret between you and me, she didnt know how to find jobs properly like normal people does because...
Liz
Narrator,did you forget something?
Im sorry could you please elaborate?
Liz
F*XK YOU HAVENT INTRODUCED ME AJANSYIWBSVZK
Readers, this old hag is called liz
Liz
TF DID U SAY YOU PIECE OF SCRAP?
She's the kindest person you'll ever know. Aged 27. An accountant in National Bank of Bitch
An accountant in National Bank of Birch.
Still single and will forever be in life
Liz
Have you decided how you would like to die?
Could Miss Liz elaborate how she wants to kill me?
I just received message from the author
He/She hopes the readers will forgive her for using the premade characters
Liz
Heck yeah she is. She made me look pathetic in this figure
Liz
I deserve a better look dammit
[>Prologue 1 end part 2<]
ERR0R
Yura
It sure is lively today why is it crowded all of a sudden?
Man 1
Hey,look! Isnt that him?!
Man 2
Holy cow it really is the real thing! Quick after him!
Girl 1
He's really handsome close-up!
Girl 2
He sure is! Come on!
Yura
What? Whats happening?
Girl 3
Kyaa~! Wait for me!
Yura
Ouch! Hey, look before you run bish! My Phone..
Girl 3
Shut up you sike no one cares about you! now get out of my way ugh!
Yura
(Dang whats her problem? I didnt even get an apology? F*cking lunatic. Thank goodness that its an expensive phone otherwise id be dead)
Yura
Is there some sort of celebrity in this broad daylight?
Yura
Shut! Did I ask you anyways?!
But based on my analysis I figured you need my respond
Yura
(Thanks to whoever appeared just now, my mood is ruined. If I know who that trash is...Hah! Just you wait! I'll wreck your puny little elephant)
I didnt know Miss Yura is such a perv
Yura
Well now that you know, you want me to wreck yours?
Im sorry but im non-existent
Yura
Alrighty now...lets start with job hunting!
Yes nice to meet you again
Its time to end this episode
Yura
WHY?! I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET
Im getting sick of that. Please refrain of using the "I havent finished" phrase
The author said He/She accidentally wrote the wrong story
She said this story will go invalid
Yura
LET ME SPEAK TO HER YOU STRAINGE ECHOING VOICE!
Yura
I NEED JUSTICE YOU HEAR ME?!
You got any problem with me yura?
I'll make you disappear if you say any more
Yura
Um no I dont have any problem🙂
Liz
Yes because theres no me in it and only a stupid yura
Yura
WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHY ARE YOU HERE SUDDENLY?!
Thank you ladies for cooperation
[>Invalid ep end for real<]
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[At someone's home,the same day]
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(This is such a hassle...why did I have to go out today? And alone without manager too)
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(Well its refreshing to go out having walks sometimes. Far better than cooped in doing crazy dances like a madman all the time)
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(But what if Im recognized and those papparazzi plus sasaeng combo suddenly come at me?)
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(I forgot I can disguise myself kek why im so dumb) Lets see...Makeup uncheck, bikini outfit check, face mask check, corona un-
Im sorry sir I had to intervene. What is bikini outfit?
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(Did I hear something? Maybe I barely had any sleep lately...)
Answer me for the readers
You didnt hear it wrong. Im the narrator
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What? Narrator? Why can't I see you?? Where are you? Shit this is scary fr
You cant see me nor know where I am for 'I' doesnt exist and can only be heard
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Are you-Are you a demon? Lucifer? 😒
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*Humming to SHINee's Lucifer*
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Ill just answer you before I go crazy and dont haunt me anymore after this.
[Host's request being scanned]
Ill accept it as a compliment
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Dont you know bikini outfit? Youre lame dude
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Bikini outfit is the result of cooperation between Louis Vuitton and the company that produces Spongebob Squarepants
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Thus named bikini outfit!
They should call it bikini bottom or bokini or something
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DID YOU JUST LAUGH AT MY DEAR BIKI?!
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*cough* Anyways... God, I hope you dont speak to me again
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Like I could believe you
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You must be some sort of a ghost
[Sound of a hurried footsteps]
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Son I heard noise in your room
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No one? just my friend? on phone?
You called me your friend.What an honor
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(Ignore it,ignore it dont let mom knows)
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Maybe you need some rest. I made dwaenjang jjigae earlier.
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Its still hot. You can eat with your father downstairs
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Alright mom okay now shoo shoo I need to pee! (Am I her mom? Didnt she knows after all these years I hate that food? She only remembers my friend's favourite food how great)
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(You damn narrator ill kill you someday)
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(Something definitely not right)
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(My boo never acted like this to me. Not to mention pushed me putside his room by force)
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Something's up...uri boo...
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(I can feel it. Mother's instinct never wrong. I need to look into this)
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I guess its time to find him a suitable daughter-in-law
Liz
I thought you would introduce this stoneface?
Thanks for reminding me but Ill introduce it in another prologue
This is just bonus. Not a story
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So I'll meet you again
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