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Chapter 1: 146 Rejections

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

The location is Phoenix, at the recent Cultivators’ Recruitment Fair.

“I’m sorry, but you don’t meet our requirements.”

A woman returned the resume to Lu Ping with a smile.

Lu Ping took it calmly and left.

This was the 146th time he had been rejected.

The reason why it was so difficult was very simple. He was hoping for a job that he was not qualified for, which was to be a mentor of immortal cultivation!

This era was a time where technology and the civilization of immortal cultivation coexisted. The two complemented each other.

The cultivation and the advancement of technology promoted each other’s development. Immortal cultivation was the foundation, and technology was the assistant and it had created this era of interstellar cultivation.

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Lu Ping was just an ordinary member of the populace. Of course, he had his own secrets. He was a time traveler. Moreover, Lu Ping had awakened the system when he was fourteen years old.

He had awakened the Super Tutor system.

Lu Ping’s first mission was as follows: “Teach in an officially recognized school or sect. Become an honorable tutor for immortal cultivation and activate the system.”

However, this mission had stalled Lu Ping for ten years! And from the looks of how things were going, it might even continue to be stalled some more.

In this era of immortal cultivation, the cultivation model had already undergone a change.

As long as one had enough resources, they could greatly reduce the cultivation time and quickly increase their cultivation rank.

However, it wasn’t that easy to obtain cultivation resources.

Lu Ping was twenty-four years old this year and had just reached the first level of the Foundation Establishment stage.

It was also because he had broken through to the Foundation Establishment stage that he was able to graduate from Binhai City’s Cultivation Academy.

It was a cultivation university ranked 8666th on the entire planet.

Most of the time, other than doing odd jobs for others, he didn’t have anything else to do. There were too many cultivators.

And the cultivation instructor positions that Lu Ping applied for could only start from some cultivation elementary schools.

After all, no matter how high-level a school was, he still needed a job.

But even if the recruitment announcements stated that candidates only needed to be at the Foundation Establishment stage or above… It would still be very difficult for a ninth-rate university graduate at the first level of the Foundation Establishment stage to be noticed by others.

In two days, he had already been rejected 146 times...

Lu Ping was somewhat in despair.

In this world, when cultivators went to school, they weren’t classed by age. Most of them were classed by their level of cultivation.

The first to third level of the Qi Cultivation stage was primary school, the third to sixth level was middle school, and the sixth to ninth level was university. After breaking through to the Foundation Establishment stage, one would graduate from university.

After that, of course, there would be higher levels of further education. However, Lu Ping knew that his family could no longer allow him to go to higher-level institutions for further education.

However, Lu Ping had no other choice. His parents’ cultivation level was very low, and both of them were only in the Qi Cultivation stage. They could only provide Lu Ping with very little help.

Lu Ping’s cultivation resources was something that he had saved up with all his might. Otherwise, he wouldn’t even be able to reach the average level.

It could even be said that based on the resources that he had used up, Lu Ping’s aptitude wasn’t bad. But even if his aptitude was good, who would be willing to give him cultivation resources for no reason?

At the job fair, Lu Ping, a 24-year-old university graduate, was just ordinary. He was neither smart nor stupid, and his normal job was fine. However, a relatively good position like an Immortal Cultivation Tutor wasn’t something that he could get.

Lu Ping, who had just been rejected, had a calm expression on his face.

He had relied on himself all the way here. He had sampled the taste of failure countless times. As long as there was an opportunity, he still wanted to give it a try.

Suddenly, Lu Ping’s phone rang.

He took out his phone and looked. It was his sister, Lu Yu.

“Bro!” The call was picked up, and his sister’s voice came from the other end.

“What’s wrong?” Lu Ping asked lightly.

Lu Yu was silent for a moment and said in a low voice, “Lu Ping, I. . . I’m stuck at Qi Disciple level three. I want to buy a bottle of cultivation fluid to try and break through, but I don’t have enough money on hand. Can you help me?”

Lu Ping gripped his phone tightly before he asked softly, “How much more money do you need?”

“500 star dollars.”

Hearing this number, Lu Ping heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, he still had enough money on hand.

“Alright, I’ll transfer it to you later. Focus on your cultivation. If you don’t have enough money, tell me,” Lu Ping instructed.

He would not tell Lu Yu how difficult it was for him.

After receiving Lu Ping’s affirmative answer, Lu Yu’s tone suddenly became much more relaxed. “Thank you!”

After hanging up, Lu Ping looked at his balance. He had 654 star dollars left.

Star dollars were the currency of this world.

No matter what kind of resources were traded between cultivators, they could all be paid for with star dollars.

Of course, this was only in theory. Some rare resources had to be paid for in different ways.

The purchasing power of star dollars was astonishing. With 154 star dollars left, it was enough for Lu Ping to live frugally for a month.

Lu Ping transferred the star dollars to Lu Yu.

He would never forget that when his tuition fees were not enough, his mother would lead Lu Yu to collect wheat for others on cold days to help him save up for his tuition fees.

He would never forget the joy in Lu Yu’s eyes and her flushed face as she handed the money over to him with her cold little hands.

“Maybe I have to find another job first.” This thought appeared in Lu Ping’s mind.

No matter what, the most important thing was to live and no matter what, he was a Foundation Establishment cultivator.

As long as he was willing to work, he wouldn’t have to worry about a job.

Suddenly, a message came.

“Hubby, how’s the recruitment going?”

Seeing this message, a happy smile appeared on Lu Ping’s face.

In this world, there were not many things that could make him happy.

Other than the increase in his cultivation level, meeting this girl made him the happiest he could be.

He quickly replied, “It’s a bit difficult. These guys aren’t willing to hire me at all. My school is too lousy. It’s impossible for me to become an immortal cultivation teacher! During these two days, I’ve already been rejected by 146 primary schools. It looks like I have to find a normal job first. But that’s it for today. It’s raining outside. We’ll talk about it tomorrow.”

He replied to the message.

He felt much more relaxed.

He had met this girl online.He did not know the girl’s name nor where she came from. The two of them started off playing a small game.Later on, they gradually became an online couple.

This online relationship had been going on for seven years now.

In fact, when he was a teenager, Lu Ping had longed for love.

However, the girls all saw that his family background was poor and his cultivation level was average. Even if he was good-looking, how could they take a fancy to him?

And this girl, who he only knew by her online name, had been accompanying him for seven years.

During this period, the girl took the initiative to offer to meet him, but Lu Ping refused.

He calmly gave the girl a general introduction of his situation, but he deliberately hid his personal information. In Lu Ping’s opinion, he was not qualified to give this girl happiness.

He made it very clear to the girl that for the time being, the two of them could only communicate via the internet.

It was not too late to wait until his cultivation had improved a little and he had the ability to give the girl a better life.

At this time, in the tallest building on Fengming Planet, a girl was sitting on the sofa. Her facial features were extremely beautiful.

She was wearing a long red dress and her long, wine-red hair draped over her shoulders. She had a regal air about her.

“Men, go and check for me. Go to a rainy city in Fengming Planet. I want to find a man who has been rejected 146 times by job recruiters within two days!”

Lu Ping would never have thought that a casual sentence would reveal his location.

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Chapter 2: Strange Report Card

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Lu Ping came out of the recruitment office.

The sky was dark, and the cold rain fell down, driving away the stuffy heat of recent days.

He sighed and took out an umbrella from his storage ring and walked toward the bus stop.

In this era of immortal cultivation, cultivators at the first level of the Foundation Establishment stage were everywhere.

In fact, cultivators at the first level of the Foundation Establishment stage could already ride a flying sword.

But flying swords were very expensive!

Even the most ordinary flying sword was not something that Lu Ping could afford.

In addition, there were energy bikes and magical equipment. But no matter which one it was, it was not something that Lu Ping could afford.

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The money he had on him could only allow him to maintain his basic living expenses.

Therefore, he could only head to the bus station.

Fortunately, the buses in this era no longer needed money.

However, in comparison, the speed of the buses was definitely not as fast as other means of transportation.

There were quite a number of people who took the buses. No matter what era it was, the bottom-class people were always the majority.

After getting on the bus, Lu Ping began to cultivate with his eyes closed. The school was very far away, so he wasn’t in a hurry.

Although cultivating without resources was very slow, Lu Ping had no other choice.

When Lu Ping returned to his dormitory, it was already dark.

Only two people lived in Lu Ping’s dormitory.

One of them was Lu Ping’s best friend, Zhang Biao.

Compared to Lu Ping, his family background was better, and his resources were better. He was a few years younger than Lu Ping, and he was only nineteen this year.

But he was already in the first level of the Foundation Establishment realm, and he was ready to continue his studies!

Although this result was nothing in Binhai City, it was still not bad.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the dormitory, Lu Ping heard someone sobbing.

Lu Ping’s hand, which was about to open the door, hesitated.

Was it the eight time this year? As he was hesitating, the door opened.

Zhang Biao stood at the door, his eyes full of tears. When he saw Lu Ping, he burst into fresh tears.

“Lu! I’m heartbroken!”

Lu Ping sighed faintly and walked into the dormitory with a calm expression.

Zhang Biao followed closely behind, crying, as he said, “Lu, I love her so much. Why did she leave me? Is it because I didn’t buy her the latest flying sword? But it’s really too expensive. The Love X13 flying sword produced by those horrible people is too expensive. I really don’t understand... Why does she have the heart to hurt me?”

Lu Ping took off his coat, turned around, and handed a mirror to Zhang Biao.

“Take a good look. What makes you think that you’re more attractive to girls than the Love X13?”

Zhang Biao held the mirror and shook his hand for a long time. He sighed and said, “Actually, I think that my girlfriend isn’t as attractive as the Love X13 either.”

Lu Ping nodded and said, “Indeed!”

Which cultivator could refuse a very cool flying sword?

Although high-end flying swords were made by masters, for most people, the Love X13 flying sword was already an extremely high-end standard flying sword.

At least for Lu Ping, such a flying sword was definitely out of reach.

“Lu, come out and eat something with me,” Zhang Biao suggested.

Lu Ping raised his eyebrows. “You’re treating me?”

For Lu Ping, who was in a tight financial situation, saving a little was important.

“Yes!” Zhang Biao nodded and said, “I can’t afford the Love X13 anyway. Let’s go out for a good meal today. Let’s go to Mountain and River Residence!”

Lu Ping swallowed his saliva. Mountain and River Residence was a good place.

The purchasing power of star dollars was very strong.

But he had to be frugal. For example, if Lu Ping ate a meal now, his normal expenses would be about one or two star dollars.

But the food that Lu Ping ate for this amount would only be the most ordinary and bland food.

As a cultivator, eating these things could indeed replenish the energy and nutrition that the body needed.?But these things contained a foul air.?To a self-cultivator, it was actually harmful.

After eating it, they would need more time to expel the foul air.

However, the things sold in the Mountain and River Residence were different.

All the things that entered the mouth were specially cultivated spiritual objects. After a cultivator ate them, not only could they replenish the energy needed by the body, but they would also be beneficial to cultivation.

Although the benefits were not very obvious, it was definitely better than eating ordinary food.

In a place like the Mountain and River Residence, a single person’s meal would cost at least a few hundred star dollars.

To many rich people, it might not matter, but Lu Ping’s family could not afford to go to such a place.

Lu Ping even said that he had never been to a place like the Mountain and River Residence ever since he was young.

“Okay!” Lu Ping agreed immediately.

He quickly took out his phone and sent a message to his online girlfriend.

“Baby, I’m going out for dinner with my friends tonight. I might have to come back later to chat with you.”

Huang Xiaoqi, his girlfriend, replied, “Hmph, why didn’t you say so earlier? I still want you to play games with me.”

“We just decided this. My good friend has fallen out of love. I have to comfort him. If he decides to commit suicide, how could I bear it?”

When men went out to have fun, they always had all sorts of grand excuses.

Huang Xiaoqi replied, “Alright then, but you’re not allowed to drink. Pay attention to your phone.”

“Why do I need to look at my phone?”

“Because once I talk to you, you’re not allowed to not see it!”

“Alright, I love you. Mwah! Baby is the best!”

“That’s for sure!”

Lu Ping put away his phone, his face broke into a sweet smile.

Zhang Biao’s face was filled with jealousy as he said sourly, “Hehe, your relationship is still good. You have to report to her when you go out to eat.”

Lu Ping smiled and said, “That’s true. Otherwise, my little baby would be worried.”

Zhang Biao asked curiously, “Lu, then why did you reject her request?”

Speaking of this matter, Lu Ping sighed, he said, “Now you also know that no matter if it’s my personal situation or my family’s situation, I’m not allowed to have any additional expenses. As a man, I can’t let my girl live frugally.”

Zhang Biao thought for a moment and said, “It’s the same logic.”

In Phoenix Cry Building, Huang Xiaoqi looked at the photo of the man in front of her.

He was very handsome! Huang Xiaoqi was very satisfied!

There was also Lu Ping’s resume below.

Cultivation: Foundation Establishment first level

True Qi Intensity: C

Total Amount of True Qi: C –

Basic Talisman Theory Knowledge: S

Basic Sword Technique Theory Knowledge: S

Basic Pill Theory Knowledge: S

Basic Array Theory Knowledge: S

Basic Weapon Refining Theory Knowledge: S

Basic Talisman Operation: E

Basic Sword Skill Usage: B

Basic Medicinal Pill Refining: F

Basic Array Arrangement: F –

Basic Weapon Refining Method: F –

Magic Weapon: None

Weapon: None

Bloodline: None

Looking at this long list of results, Huang Xiaoqi understood why Lu Ping had been rejected.

Although his theoretical knowledge was very high, when it came to practical skills, it was terrible. Only his Basic Sword Technique had a B grade.

She couldn’t help but feel puzzled. All his kinds of theoretical knowledge were top notch, but when it came to his practical skills, he had extremely low grades! Why was this?

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Chapter 3: Enemies on a Narrow Road

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Why were Lu Ping’s practical scores low?

After thinking for a bit, Huang Xiaoqi understood!

The reason was very simple! He didn’t have the money to buy spiritual items to practice.

His money wasn’t enough to buy medicinal pills and spiritual liquids for cultivation, let alone other things.

He could barely practice his swordsmanship with the wooden sword, but the rest of the alchemy and array formations that required resources were things that Lu Ping desired but couldn’t afford.

Only talismans were relatively cheaper, so he could still practice a little.

Huang Xiaoqi sighed to herself. During the time she spent with Lu Ping, she naturally knew how poor Lu Ping was.

She put Lu Ping’s information aside.

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Her ice-cold gaze swept over the man who was standing in front of her, and she casually ordered, “Find an elementary school and give him an interview invitation. After he enters the position, get me in as well.”

The man didn’t dare to disobey her. He immediately bowed and said, “Okay!”

Huang Xiaoqi waved her hand and the man slowly left the room. He straightened his body!?He, who was bowing and scraping in front of Huang Xiaoqi, had a completely different aura now.

With a resolute face and a straight posture, a superior aura was unconsciously revealed

He couldn’t help but wonder, “A mere Foundation Establishment stage cultivator is worthy of my boss’s attention? Who Is this person? Why does she know him?”

He didn’t understand, but he didn’t dare to ask.

After he left, Huang Xiaoqi picked up Lu Ping’s information and said with a smile, “My husband is so handsome.”

Compared to the cold and aloof demeanor of a mature woman in the real world, when Huang Xiaoqi interacted with Lu Ping, she was obviously more childish.?Or rather, this was her true nature.

At the entrance of Mountain and River Residence, Lu Ping and Zhang Biao got out of the taxi. Even if Zhang Biao’s family had some money, it was not enough to buy him flying magical equipment.

The two of them sat down and ordered their food.

Lu Ping had never been here before. He smiled at Zhang Biao and said, “You can order.”

Zhang Biao complied. He took the menu and began to order the dishes.

“One Fluttering Snowflake chicken, Steamed Songshan fish, Single-Horned Dragon Python soup and Spirit Valley rice:”

After Zhang Biao ordered, he smiled and said, “The portion here is a lot. Three dishes for the two of us will be enough.”

Lu Ping naturally did not have any objections.

Soon, the dishes were served and the two of them began to eat.

At this moment, Lu Ping’s phone vibrated. He picked it up and looked at it. It was an email.

“Mr. Lu Ping, congratulations. You have obtained the qualifications to interview for the Qingzhou Academy’s primary school department. Please proceed to the Qingzhou Academy’s primary school department for the interview at 8 am tomorrow.”

Lu Ping’s eyes widened!

“How is that possible?” He muttered.

Zhang Biao smiled and said, “What’s wrong, Lu?”

Lu Ping immediately handed his phone to him. When he saw this email, Zhang Biao could not help but exclaim in surprise.

“Lu, you’re too awesome. If you were to go in, they would pay you at least 5,000 star dollars a month, right?”

One had to know that Qingzhou College was one of the top 30 colleges on Fengming Planet.

In Binhai City, it was one of the top schools.

It was simply one of the best!

To be able to work in such a school was definitely good.

For students like them who had just graduated, it was even more unimaginable.

Lu Ping frowned and said, “But I didn’t submit my resume!”

Qingzhou Academy was something that Lu Ping didn’t dare to hope for.

Zhang Biao smiled and said, “Who cares? It’s not like you have to pay the registration fee. If they want you to go, just go. What if you get the interview?”

As he said that, he handed the phone back to Lu Ping. Lu Ping took it and said with a smile, “You’re right. It’s better than not going! Even if I don’t pass, it’s still my first interview. I’ll treat it as accumulating experience.”

As he spoke, Lu Ping suddenly saw Zhang Biao’s face turn gloomy!

His face was livid and his eyes were fixed on the back of Lu Ping.

Lu Ping turned around and saw a girl walking in with a man on her arm.

Lu Ping also knew this girl. She was Zhang Biao’s ex-girlfriend, Liu Qian!

The girl looked pretty and could be considered a beauty. When she saw Zhang Biao, not only did she have no intention of leaving, she even held the man’s arm and swaggered over.

Zhang Biao and Lu Ping did not say anything.

The girl stopped in front of the table instead.

“Yo, isn’t this Zhang Biao? You cheapskate, you can’t even bear to buy me a Love X13, yet you came here to eat?” The girl actually started to complain.

As she spoke, she mocked him, “You deserve to be single. You don’t know how to save some money up to dote on your girlfriend. You came here to spend it with your friends. What kind of man are you?”

When Lu Ping heard this, he couldn’t help but sigh. This resentment was too much.

‘If you’re talking about Zhang Biao, then you’re talking about Zhang Biao. Why did you hang up and bring me along?’

Lu Ping sneered, “What, are you a disabled person? Or a beggar? Is your boyfriend your sugar daddy? Is spending other people’s money so reasonable?”

At this time the man looked at Lu Ping, sneered, “Are you Qianqian’s cheapskate boyfriend? You look good for a cheapskate!”

He misunderstood; he thought Lu Ping was Liu Qian’s ex-boyfriend.

“As if!” Lu Ping disdainfully said. “As if I’d date an ugly scavenger like her! She broke my friend’s heart so I’m here to cheer him up. Go away! You two deserve each other!”

Lu Ping’s mouth was quite vicious.

If they had spoken nicely, he naturally wouldn’t have been so rude. However, Liu Qian had clearly come up to stir up trouble and had even annoyed him. How could Lu Ping be polite?

Moreover, he had been rejected so many times in the past two days, and he was in a foul mood.

That woman looked at Lu Ping with disdain, she sneered and said, “You’re that poor roommate of Zhang Biao, aren’t you? Let me tell you about my boyfriend Wu Xiong! His father is the eighteenth richest person in our city! If you honestly apologize to me, I’ll ask my boyfriend to arrange a job for you. Otherwise, someone like you can only plant spirit valleys for others!”

Planting spirit valleys was the lowest level job for immortal cultivators.

Generally speaking, the salary was very low.

“Oh my God!” Lu Ping looked surprised and said, “Even the son of such a rich man is a fool? Why would he take a fancy to you?”

To be honest, Lu Ping wasn’t really afraid.

At this time, Wu Xiong pulled Liu Qian back. He looked at the table and said disdainfully, “Qianqian, why argue with such a person? He has lost his status for nothing. There are only two of him. He won’t be able to eat here again in his lifetime!”

Zhang Biao was immediately unconvinced and shouted, “Bullsh*t! Waiter, give me another Reiki Peanut!”

After adding the dishes, Zhang Biao raised his head and looked at Wu Xiong. He said, “Open your dumb eyes and take a good look.”

“Idiot!” Liu Qian scolded, “Look at your stingy face. Let me show you! This is what my dear new boyfriend bought for me.”

As she spoke, she opened her hand, and a fiery red flying sword swam over it.

It was the Love X13 flying sword!

Liu Qian said proudly, “I’m not afraid to tell you that my Wu Xiong has already asked his father to inform Qingzhou Academy about me. I’ll go there for an interview tomorrow, and then I’ll be able to work in the academy! Poor dredges like you can only look up to me for the rest of your lives! Let’s go!”

As they spoke, Liu Qian took Wu Xiong by the arm and the two of them went upstairs.