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One fine day

Three best friends recovering from Trauma (aka a dead house)

Was being them selfs as usual

But all of a sudden

A KNOCK

there’s a knock on the door

Tom Ridgwel

Edd can you get the door

Edd Gould

Fine

He answers the door

Edd Gould

-very dramatic gasp-

Tom Ridgwel

Poking head around the corner

Tom Ridgwel

-another very dramatic gasp-

(Don’t ask why it gotta be so dramatic it’s because I said so)

Matt Hargreaves

What’s all the commotion- -very dramatic gasp-

Matt Hargreaves

I don’t even know who he IS

Edd Gould

It’s Tord

Matt Hargreaves

Who’s that

Tom Ridgwel

A commie

Tord Larsson

Shut up Tom

Tord Larsson

Anyways

Tord Larsson

Hello old friend

Tord Larsson

Yes it is I

Tord Larsson

The one who blew up your old house and ruins Matts face

Matt Hargreaves

U ruins my... face -about to cry-

Tord Larsson

Yes don’t cry matt

Tom Ridgwel

U can’t tell him what to do -middle finger-

Matt Hargreaves

Yeah -try’s to cry more-

Edd Gould

What do you want

Tord Larsson

Well err

Tord Larsson

I was wondering if err...

Tord Larsson

I could... stay with you guys-

All: NO

Tord Larsson

Aww come on don’t be like that

Tord Larsson

I’m your old friend

Tom Ridgwel

Since when were we friends

Tord Larsson

Shut up Jehovah’s witness

Tord Larsson

Now as I was saying-

Edd Gould

-slams door in his face-

Tord Larsson

😤😠

Matt Hargreaves

-still trying to cry-

Edd Gould

Let’s watch more kittens

Both: YEAH

Over with Tord

Tord Larsson

-thinking- how will I gain there trust again

Tord Larsson

I get that I tried to take over the world but now I just want friends so I can live my best life

Tord Larsson

Ik I have Paul and Patrick but this 2 are just not the same as before

Tord Larsson

Wait-

Tord Larsson

If I show them my h3ntai without a doubt they will want to be my friends again

Tord Larsson

-evil laugh-

Tord Larsson

-louder evil laugh-

Random kid

Excuse me sir why r u laughing like that what’s so funny

Tord Larsson

You wanna know what’s so funny

Random kid

-nods-

Tord Larsson

THIS -pulls out h3ntai and shows kid-

Random kid

-traumatised-

Tord Larsson

Have a great f***ing day kid

Tord Larsson

-walks off-

Tord Larsson

-thinking- that kids face when they saw my h3ntai was priceless but if that’s what happened to the kid when he was my h3ntai then there probably gonna do the same cuz there baby’s boo hoo I need my diaper changed cuz I’m a baby

Tord Larsson

-laughs-

Tord Larsson

-still thinking- what should I do that would make them want to be my friends again

Tord Larsson

Got it

Tord Larsson

-puts hood up to cover face-

Tord Larsson

-runs into shop-

Tord Larsson

-pulls out gun-

Tord Larsson

Give me all your kittens or d*e

Later

Tord Larsson

-Walking out the shops with way too many kittens and blood stains all over him and the kittens-

He walks all the way to Edd, Matt and Tom’s house.

Tord Larsson

-knocks on the door-

Tom Ridgwel

Hello

Tord Larsson

Hello old fri-

Tom Ridgwel

-Slams door-

Tom Ridgwel

-opens again- are this kittens

Tord Larsson

Yes why-

Tom Ridgwel

-Snatched all the kittens and slams door in his face again-

Tord Larsson

What’s with these guys and slamming doors it’s like there addicted or something

Tom Ridgwel

-from the other side- says the guy who’s into h3ntai

Tord Larsson

I’m not addicted I just really like it

Edd, Matt and Tom vining with the kittens on the other side

Later

Tord Larsson

-planing-

Tord Larsson

I know al make it look like I was beaten up

Tord Larsson

-goes to shop and buys way too many face blood-

Tord Larsson

-pores all over him and runs to there house-

Tord Larsson

-knees down on both knees and try’s to look sad-

Tord Larsson

-knocks door-

Tord Larsson

Hello again-

Matt Hargreaves

Who are you?

Tord Larsson

-try’s a different voice- not important right now but can u let me in please?

Matt Hargreaves

Al see what Edd says

Matt Hargreaves

EDD!!!

Tord Larsson

Matt- I mean sir just make the disunion

Edd Gould

Yes Matt

Matt Hargreaves

There a weird looking guy outside the house and he’s bleeding badly

Edd Gould

Tord we know it’s you

Tord Larsson

I was beaten up please let me in

Edd Gould

Let me think

Matt Hargreaves

I say no because he deserves that after what he did to my beautiful face my friend and the house

Tom Ridgwel

-Pokes head around the corner again-

Tom Ridgwel

I also agree with Matt cuz he has a gun

Edd Gould

I dis agree beaten up or okay he’s still our friend

Edd Gould

You can come in

Tom Ridgwel

Edd you do realise that face blood right

Edd Gould

Impossible

Tom Ridgwel

-rolls eyes-

Edd Gould

Are you trying to roll your eyes we can’t tell

Tom Ridgwel

I’m out

Matt Hargreaves

I’m with Tom

Edd Gould

Take a seat -gets a towel-

Edd Gould

-wipes “BlOoD” off Tord

Tord Larsson

Thank you Edd that’s really kind of you

Edd Gould

Anything for a friend

Edd and Tord hang out for a while

Then it turn evening

Tord Larsson

-gets idea-

Tord Larsson

Head Edd

Tord Larsson

Do you mind if we get pizza

Edd Gould

Sure what type

Tord Larsson

Errr pineapple

Edd Gould

P-pineapple but what about Tom

Edd Gould

Him and Matt are gonna eat the pizza too you kno-

Tord Larsson

I know I know that’s just my favourite pizza I haven’t had it since I was a kid I sure do miss it

Edd Gould

Well I’m that case

Edd Gould

TOM!!!

Tom Ridgwel

-slowly and soberly walks in- hey Edd~

Tom Ridgwel

Hic

Edd Gould

Tom do you mind if we get pineap-

Tom Ridgwel

What the f*** are you doing here TORD Hic

Tom Ridgwel

-slurred words-

5 mins later

Edd Gould

TOM

Edd Gould

we’re ordering pineapple on pizza okay

Tom Ridgwel

Alright

Tom Ridgwel

Hic

After ordering pizza

Matt Hargreaves

-walks in-

Matt Hargreaves

Edd I’m starving

Edd Gould

Matt I ordered pizza

Tom Ridgwel

Hic

Matt Hargreaves

Really?!

Matt Hargreaves

YEEEEAAAAYYY

Tom Ridgwel

YEEEEEAAAAAY hic YYYY

30 mins later when the pizza arrived

Tord Larsson

It’s okay matt the pizza is here now

Matt Hargreaves

YEAAAY

Tom Ridgwel

Hic DONT TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT hic

Tom Ridgwel

-goes to toilets to puke-

Tord Larsson

Such a Jehovah’s witness

Edd Gould

-Brings pizza in places it on the table-

Edd Gould

We’re Tom?

Tord Larsson

He went to the toilets

Edd Gould

Okay

Edd Gould

We can’t eat without him

Edd Gould

And we can’t eat without my cola

Matt Hargreaves

And my mirror

Tord Larsson

And my h3ntai

Everyone: left to get there stuff

Tom Ridgwel

-walks in-

Tom Ridgwel

We’re is Hic every one-

Tom Ridgwel

-passes out-

-5 mins later-

Tom Ridgwel

-Gets out of bed-

Tom Ridgwel

-goes to find everyone-

Tom Ridgwel

What are you guys doing?

Matt Hargreaves

-turns- eating

Tom Ridgwel

What are you guys eating

Edd Gould

Pizza

Tom Ridgwel

Ohh pizza what type

Tord Larsson

Oh you know pineapple

Tom Ridgwel

-Stands there in shook-

Tom Ridgwel

I-...

Tom Ridgwel

-goes back to room-

Tord Larsson

HAhahahaha classic stupid Tom

Tord Larsson

-laughing-

Edd Gould

So this was you plan -stops eating-

Tord Larsson

It’s was a funny prank

Edd Gould

Remind people of there dead relatives is funny to you

Edd Gould

-snatches Matts pizza-

Matt Hargreaves

My pizza 🥺

Edd Gould

-Throws them out the window-

Edd Gould

-glares at Tord-

Edd Gould

Leave

Tord Larsson

Whatever -storms off-

Tord Larsson

-slamming the door-

Edd Gould

Let go check up on Tom

Matt Hargreaves

🥺 b-b-but my pizza 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Edd Gould

I buy you some more okay Matt

Matt Hargreaves

Yey 😊😁

Edd Gould

-goes to Toms room-

Matt Hargreaves

-follows-

Tom Ridgwel

-blankly sitting-

Edd Gould

Tom

Tom Ridgwel

...

Matt Hargreaves

Are you okay?

Tom Ridgwel

Yup

Matt Hargreaves

-joins in the the blankly staring because he’s Matt-

Edd Gould

Should we leave you alone

Tom Ridgwel

Yup

Edd Gould

Come on Matt

Matt Hargreaves

-still staring-

Edd Gould

I thought u wanted pizza?

Matt Hargreaves

YEA

Edd Gould

Let’s go then

Matt Hargreaves

Oki

Later when they finish the pizza

Edd Gould

Les but this in the fridge for Tom

20 mins later

Edd Gould

Time to go to bed Matt-

Tom Ridgwel

-Walks out-

Edd Gould

Tom!

Matt Hargreaves

Tim!

Tom Ridgwel

It’s Tom

Edd Gould

Why are you here tho

Tom Ridgwel

Came to check up on you guys

Tom Ridgwel

But since your find I’m going back to be

Tom Ridgwel

Night

Edd Gould

We were gonna go bed to

Edd Gould

Night

Matt Hargreaves

Nighty

All: -goes to there room and goes to bed-

Eddsworld Tord’s Returns

Eps 1 the return