He Thinks He's So Cool (Taegiseok, Taegi, Vhope, Yoonseok, BTS)
1. He Thinks About Humping
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and from my imagination. please read eith the idea that this has nothing to do with the personal lives of the real characters.
tags:
▪︎boy's love
▪︎threesome
▪︎romance
▪︎comedy
▪︎friendship
▪︎enemies to lovers
▪︎friends to lover
▪︎friends with benefits
▪︎family relations
▪︎fluff
▪︎smut
▪︎financial problems
▪︎discrimination
▪︎character development
▪︎homophobia
▪︎slight violence
Relationships:
▪︎slight jihope
▪︎taegi
▪︎taeseok
▪︎sope
▪︎jinmin
▪︎taegiseok
▪︎namkook
with that being said, please enjoy my story and comment please, it really motivates me to continue. thank you and enjoy ♡
Chapter 1: He Thinks About Humping
Yoongi
Fūck, don't tøuch me thëre.
Yoongi lets out, pånting as every tøuch makes him overwhelmed. The feeling of Taehyung's līps on his skīn makes him ärch his back a little, and doing so he feels himself brush against Taehyung, pulling a hollow gasp from him.
Taehyung smirks against the flawless skin of Yoongi's neck, decorating it with tiny red and purple marks, despite the fact that he knew very well how much Yoongi hated when he marked him up. It'd make Yoongi's friends curious, and they'd ask a lot of questions which Yoongi would have to lie about, and God knows how bad he is at that.
Yoongi's hands slide over Taehyung's smooth back, scrâping him a bit, oh he hates how badly he wănts the other. He doesn't even want to do things like this with anyone else. He shouldn't be thinking like that, he knows, but he can't stop.
Taehyung's līps trail from Yoongi's coll@r bone, down to the centre of his chest and he places light kīsses, over the flat skīn before he moves to Yoongi's left nīpple, and as he does his eyes find Yoongi's, who silently begs him not to.
Yoongi twitches as he feels the wëtness of Taehyung's m0uth completely cave over his sënsitive nīpples, and they harden under Taehyung's t0uch.
A series of moäns leave Yoongi soft, pink lips despite his protests.
With one last flick, Taehyung moves his hand away from Yoongi's left nīpple and his hand travels up to Yoongi's m0uth. Taehyung's hand falls over the older's m0uth stopping him from whining, and to be honest, the restriction goes straight to Yoongi's dïck.
Yoongi's eyes fall shut, and his hands grīp Taehyung's bed shëets; so tight that his hands go white. The feeling of Taehyung t0ngue running laps around his nïpple was almost too much. Taehyung was making him feel so g00d, too g00d, almost.
Just then, Taehyung releases Yoongi's nïpples from his mouth, making Yoongi sigh in relief, and his breathing declines, slowly Yoongi's eyes falter open, and the first thing that greets him is Taehyung's wicked smile, Yoongi wants nothing more than to slap it off his face but he's so out of it.
Taehyung
All I did was sůck your little nīpple and you're this worked up?
Yoongi sighs and he glares at Taehyung, not appreciating the younger's mocking tone.
Yoongi sits up a bit, wrapping his arms around Taehyung neck before he pulls the other down with him and their lips meet, in a messy kiss. Wasting no time, Yoongi bůcks his hïps up and Taehyung gro@ns at the sudden frïction.
Yoongi smirks against Taehyung's lips as he deepened the kiss. Taehyung lets his hand roam down Yoongi's side, down to the his sweatpants and Yoongi's breath hitches.
Taehyung's hand slips through the thick material of his black sweats, and lazily, he draw lines on the outline of Yoongi's pelvis, making Yoongi shiver underneath him.
Taehyung breaks the kïss for a second or two before he starts attacking the same thin līps again, and he moves his hïps melodically against Yoongi's, a mo@n scapes Yoongi's m0uth.
Yoongi grips Taehyung's forearm tightly, that had been on the bed, holding him up a little so he wasn't completely crushing Yoongi with his weight.
Yoongi matches Taehyung's motion and their clothed crøtchês brush against each other, sending them into a new high. Everytime Yoongi mo@ns it does something to Taehyung, he likes how much control and effect he has on Yoongi but sometimes, he wonders just how much lines he could cross when it came to Yoongi, he thinks quite a lot.
Yoongi thinks at the pace Taehyung was going he was bound to clim@x at any minute, and that'd be too pathetic, even for him.
Yoongi whispers against Taehyung's lips but Taehyung just smirks and buries his face in Yoongi's neck, before he does exactly the opposite of what Yoongi had said.
Yoongi
Fūcking hēll, (heavy breaths)
Yoongi
st..stop, uh ...fūck
Yoongi's grip tightens even more on Taehyung's hand as he feels himself about to be relieved of the tension he felt in his m@nhood. His eyes faltered shut and a loud, throaty mo@n leaves him as he cømes in his clothes and at the same time, unbeknownst to Yoongi, Taehyung's room door burst open and suddenly Taehyung's rushing away from him. Yoongi had been so lost in Taehyung that he barely even processed what was happening.
2. He Thinks He's A Brat
Taehyung
Mom, I can explain, I was just....
Miss Yan
it's fine, I should've knocked.
Taehyung sighs and runs his hand through his hair, an uneasy feeling settles in him until his mom moves closer and takes his hand.
Miss Yan
It's fine, I'd find it more weird if you weren't sexual active but please use condoms and I'm happy that you've found someone you like. I think he's cute.
Miss Yan smiles brightly at her son while she rubs his hand soothingly and he sighs in content even though she's gotten it quite wrong but he doesn't really feel like explaining to her that Yoongi was merely just his...fūck buddy? he's not sure if that word was out of use or whatever but he doesn't really care.
Taehyung
He's probably too embarrassed right now, I mean you walked in on us in the middle of...you know?
Taehyung laughs mentally at his lie, he knows very well that a guy like Yoongi never gets embarrassed over anything. To be honest, he's not even sure if he felt anything other than lust.
Miss Yan
don't remind me. (soft laugh)
Miss Yan
I just want to say hi, that's all and I want to apologize too.
Taehyung stands, letting his hands slide out of his Mom's before he makes his way to his room and he finds Yoongi still laying on his bed, eyes closed, with a change of pants. To be more specific, literally Taehyung's favorite ones.
Taehyung
Did he really fall asleep? but-
Yoongi
I'm not asleep. Your bed is unbelievably uncomfortable so there's no way I could fall asleep here.
Taehyung bites his lips, forcing himself from saying something he'd regret even though he knew Yoongi deserved it.
Yoongi sits up and stretches his limbs before he stands from Taehyung's bed, a little weak in the knees.
Taehyung finds himself, checking Yoongi out. He'd been shirtless, and all his curves were on display. Despite Yoongi's personality, he was perfect, Taehyung thinks but he can't ever let Yoongi know that.
Taehyung
My mom want to meet you....
Yoongi pauses in all his movements, processing what Taehyung'd just said before he turns to the taller, an eyebrow raised.
Taehyung
She wants to apologize for (clears throat)...interrupting.
Taehyung doesn't really know why Yoongi has to be this difficult all the fūcking time.
Yoogi laughs and rolls his eyes, before he grabs his black sweatshirt and he throws it over his head as he says...
Yoongi
Fine, but I'm leaving after.
Taehyung
I wouldn't have asked you to stay.
Yoongi rolls his eyes, letting his hands fall on his hips as Taehyung speaks again.
Taehyung
My Mom's a nice person so if she asks you to stay for dinner, say no and leave immediately.
Yoongi
I wouldn't have said yes, who knows what you people eat.
Taehyung looks at Yoongi through narrow eyes before scoffs and turns away, Yoongi smiles seeing how he'd managed to get under Taehyung's skin twice in just a minute. He thinks it's a gift.
Taehyung
Somewhere in there.
Miss Yan, eyes her son as he goes to the fridge to grab a water, after he does he closes the fridge and drinks the entire bottle, still he feels angered. Why does he keep letting that little bītch get to him? He was an unimportant spoiled brat, yet Taehyung always made Yoongi get the best of him. It's stupid.
Miss Yan
Are you okay? You seem upset.
Taehyung
I'm fine. (small smile)
Before she can finish, Yoongi steps into the room with an innocent smile and it makes Taehyung want to pluck his eyes out.
Miss Yan, smiles down at the boy before she makes her way over to him and she hugs him, as she does Yoongi looks to Taehyung annoyed, and his face shows nothing but discomfort, even along the lines of disgust and Taehyung just wants Yoongi to leave.
Miss Yan
I'm Taehyung's mom. It's nice to meet you, Yoongi-ah
Yoongi
(smile) you too, and you look exactly like Taehyung. At first glance, I'd have probably thought that you're his sister.
Miss Yan smiles brightly as Yoongi won her over, and Yoongi thinks it's pathetic. All he'd been saying was basic shit and she was eating it all up.
Miss Yan
No, I'm too old for that. (chuckle)
Miss Yan
it's really nice to meet you dear and I'm sorry about earlier, I'll make sure to knock next time.
Yoongi smiles, and a wave of embarrassment rushes over him, how dare someone like her walk in on him in a situation like that but to be fair, it was her house so he really can't complain.
Yoongi
It's fine, there's no need to apologize.
Miss Yan
I'd love to have you over for dinner but I've got to get to work so I'll leave you two here.
Miss Yan
I'll see you some time soon.
Yoongi nods, a bright smile on his face as he stares at the older woman.
Miss Yan moves away from Yoongi and towards Taehyung and she hugs him tightly before she kisses his cheeks and then she steps back.
Miss Yan
I'll try to bring something for you to eat later, okay? (small smile)
Miss Yan whispers to Taehyung, who shakes his head before responds.
Taehyung
You don't have to. I'll just grab some leftovers or something at the diner. (whisper)
Miss Yan
I'll get going then. be safe and lock the doors.
Taehyung smiles brightly as he watches his mom walk away from him.
Taehyung
I will, don't worry.
Miss Yan
I love you, okay?
Taehyung
I love you too, be safe.
Miss Yan smiles before she turns to Yoongi and tells him farewell.
The moment Miss Yan leaves the room, Yoongi turns to Taehyung before he speaks.
Yoongi
What are you? a fūcking dog?
Taehyung sighs before he takes a seat in one of the chair around the dining table, completely ignoring Yoongi.
Taehyung
Why are you still here? Don't you have any plans with your dumbaśś friends? Probably going to harass some poor little kid like the losers you all are.
Taehyung speaks, not once looking up at Yoongi, who scowls down at him. How dare he speak to him like that?
Yoongi
Such big talk coming from you, the biggest loser around school. And sure my friends aren't the smartest group of people but at least I have, which is more than you can say for yourself.
Taehyung laughs before he finally looks up at Yoongi.
Taehyung
see, that's the difference between you and me, I'm not searching for validation and that's all those jerks are to you. a way for you to stay relevant, which if you ask me is quite stupid.
Yoongi
your opinion means nothing, nor will it ever and you should be bowing to me for even just touching you the way that I do, do you know how many people want me? huh?
Yoongi
yet I give it to a scum like you, don't you dare forget that you'll always be beneath me...even if I always end up under you.
Taehyung
Would you do me a favor and leave my fucking house? You got what you came here for now leave and don't come back here.
Taehyung
if you want me, I'll come to you but don't come here.
Yoongi scoffs and just watches as Taehyung goes to leave to his room.
Yoongi
This has to be some fūcking joke.
Yoongi
I'll come here whenever I want to. Who are you to tell me no?
Taehyung rolls his eyes, sometimes he forgets just how much of a brat Yoongi was.
Yoongi
I could buy your fūcking house if I want to.
Taehyung
mm, must be nice. now fūcking leave, you twat.
Taehyung speaks, unbothered and his chill irks Yoongi more than it should, how could he be so freaking nonchalant.
Yoongi
did you just call me a "twat"? I'll tell my dad.
Taehyung
jeez, you say that every fūcking time and he's still not doing anything about it. Just leave!
Taehyung shouts as he made his way to his room, leaving Yoongi in the kitchen.
Yoongi pouts before he folds his arms and walks to the door, slamming it shut. He sighs and tries to calm himself down but he just can't.
What made Taehyung feel like he had the right to speak to him anyway he wanted? No one ever speaks to him the way Taehyung does, why won't he let him have his way?
It drives him crazy just how stubborn and hot-headed Taehyung was for such a lowlife, but to be honest, it kind of turns Yoongi on and he hates it so much.
He thinks maybe that's why he loves riding the other up so much, because eventually Taehyung'd discipline him in the way he liked.
Yoongi walks up to his car and he hurries inside. Once he closes the door, he looks around hoping nobody saw him coming out of Taehyung's house. Once he's sure there's no one around that he knows, he starts his car and starts making his way home.
about 10 minutes into the drive, Yoongi's phone starts ringing. He answers the phone when he sees it was one of his friends.
Minjae
Not much, the guys and I are going to a strip club later. thought that you'd be up for it.
Yoongi
Yeah, cause I just love seeing half ***** women hoe around for cash. (sarcastic)
Minjae
(chuckles) When you put it like that, you make it sound less fun.
Minjae
Think about all the boobies, you'll see. just come with us.
Yoongi
(sighs) fine, but I'm only coming so I can drink.
Minjae
You wanna drink? something bothering you ?
Yoongi
Yup, but I don't wanna talk about it,
Minjae
Okay, well I'll pick you up at nine.
Yoongi hangs up the phone and he sighs, pulling into his massive home. It was too big for 3 people but he loves it. It's what he deserves to live in.
As he stops the car in his garage, he leans back into the seat letting his eyes fall close as his mind still takes him back to what had happened at Taehyung's place.
He felt uneasy, and bothered but he's confused as to why...
He knows he's very much unfazed by everything Taehyung said to him, frankly he doesn't care because nothing Taehyung said had meaning, he was merely just a nobody but it was more about what he'd said to Taehyung.
Yoongi
Of course not, everything I said was true.
Then why was he letting it stress him? His hand itched to pick up his phone and text Taehyung but he fights that urge and he leads himself out of the car and into his house, but he still feels uneasy. He desperately needs a drink or two.
3. He Thinks His Mom's A...
Mrs. Min
Where are you going this late?
Yoongi
Not far. My friends and I are just going out to grab some late night coffee.
Mrs. Min nods, not once looking up from her device and Yoongi just rolls his eyes before he buries his hands in the pockets of his baggy jacket then he turns and makes his way out of the mansion.
As he closes the door behind him, he can't help but remember the way Taehyung's mother had hugged Taehyung and told him that she loved him. Was that...? Was that a normal thing to do between family? certainly they were the only ones who did that. Weirdos.
Yoongi gulps and he shakes all those thoughts from his mind. Why was he still thinking about that brute even after so many hours.
As a red, Porsche pulls up in his driveway, all those thoughts quickly vanish and he makes his way over to the car, hopping in immediately.
Jaewon
It's been a minute since we saw you, Min.
Minjae
Yeah, he's right. what's making you so busy?
When he thinks about it, he's been spending an awful lot of time in Taehyung's bed, maybe he should cut down a little. Wow, there he goes thinking about Taehyung again. He's going to go crazy by the end of the night.
Yoongi
Just stuff, my dad's been asking me to do stuff for the company, that's all.
Yoongi looks through his window, avoiding the gazes of his friends.
It wasn't a complete lie, his dad kept asking him to do stuff for the company but he never actually did them because he really has no interest whatsoever in going into the family business.
Jun
Oh, must be fun spending so much time with your dad,
Yoongi
Yeah, he's great and swears he's real funny too. (lies)
Jaewon
Why haven't we met him yet?
Jaewon
Are you embarrassed of us Yoongs (jokingly)
Yoongi laughs and playfully hits Jaewon before he rolls his eyes.
Minjae
Let's get to that club already, Yoongi looks like he needs a drink. (laugh)
Yoongi
That's backhanded as fūck (smile)
Jaewon
Let's break the speed limit.
Yoongi
Hey, I'm not trying to die tonight,
Jun
(laughs) stop being so paranoid, at least it's not Jaewon at the wheel.
Yoongi
if you ask me, Minjae is just as bad.
Jaewon
(laughs) I've been saying this for the longest time now.
The conversation continues smoothly, yet Yoongi's still unable to stop thinking about Taehyung. He hates it.
Taehyung
Tonight's a bit slower than I thought it'd be.
Hoseok
We're busiest when it's a school day so, can't say I'm too surprised we've only had like....13 customer today.
Hoseok
none of them even tipped me and I've been so nice. I even gave them my biggest smile.
Taehyung chuckles as he wipes the counter with a cloth he'd found in the back.
Hoseok smiles brightly and Taehyung laughs covering his mouth before he speaks.
Taehyung
Maybe the reason they're not tipping you is because you're scaring them.
Hoseok
Hey! That's not very nice.
Hoseok glares at him before he throws a sugarcube at the other.
Taehyung opens his mouth widely before he looks at Hoseok, who laughs.
Taehyung
Are you crazy? Why would you throw that? now ants are gonna be all over the diner.
Hoseok
I wouldn't have if you were nice, and you'd better clean it up before the ants get here.
Taehyung groans but does what Hoseok said anyways. In a matter of 7 minutes, he cleans the floor of all traces of sugar.
Taehyung
Still no customers?
Hoseok
Nope. but I made us coffee. Let's have a little chat.
Hoseok
yep, I just realized I know nothing about you and to be honest, you seem like you don't have many friends.
Hoseok
I see those kids come in here and bully you but you don't do anything about it, I thought eventually you would, which is why I never really stepped in but you just keep taking it.
Hoseok
I'll be your friend, even though we go to different school and live in different areas. I think it'll be nice for the both of us.
Taehyung chuckles and rolls his eyes.
Taehyung
You know, it's very disrespectful that you think I have no friends.
Hoseok
ah, but isn't it true?
Taehyung rolls his eyes but still laughs.
Taehyung
Whatever. I'll be your friend but only because I don't think I have a choice.
Hoseok
See, this is is why I like you.
Hoseok
Now, tell me something about you.
Hoseok
What spicy little drama is happening in your life?
Taehyung
I don't have any drama in my life. I'm just...here I guess.
Hoseok
Bullshīt, no one's just here.
Hoseok
There has to be something.
Taehyung
I'm telling you there's nothing.
Hoseok rolls his eyes, not believing Taehyung.
Hoseok
I'll tell you mine and then you tell me yours okay?
Taehyung
but, I really don-
Hoseok
so, I have 3 best friends and 2 of them are pretty much dating at this point and then I have this big fat crush on the other one but he's so freaking clueless and all he does is play with my feelings and I hate him so much but also love him so much and he kisses me like so much and I still don't know if he's he's doing for fun or if he likes me likes me.
Hoseok
I play tennis for my school and not to brag or anything but I came third, it was a real hard competition.
Taehyung narrows his eyes barely catching anything Hoseok was spitting at him, he was speaking so freaking fast.
Jun
Damn, Calm down. We've been here 15 minutes now and you're already drowning yourself in alcohol?
Yoongi
(giggles) do you want some?
Jun stares at Yoongi as he raises the cup to his mouth and Jun thinks about it before he nods.
With a mouth full of alcohol, Yoongi grabs Jun's cheeks before attaches his lips onto Juns soft ones, in an open mouthed kiss and all the liquid leaves Yoongi's mouth, to Jun's.
Once it does, Yoongi pulls away a huge smile upon his face and he looks over to Jaewon who had just made an appearance.
Jaewon
That's was gross...
Yoongi chuckles before he looks back to Jun. His smile falls when he sees Taehyung instead of Jun, he blinks a few time and still all he saw was Taehyung, that firm jaw line and weird boxy smile and those plump pink lips that he knew how to use so well.
Yoongi gulps harshly before he turns away from Jun and quickly grabs another shot and he drinks it down, feeling his throat burn at the strength of the liquor.
For the rest of the night he just keeps drinking and drinking, but still he can't seem to escape that peasant. What's happening to him? He's never been like this before.
Hoseok
So that's enough of me, tell me about you.
Taehyung
and are you sure you didn't make up some of those stuff? How do you just casually kiss your best friend? Like...?
Hoseok
I swear to you, I didn't make anything up, and he's very...he's weird, you know, he kisses me because apparently it makes our friendship healthier, but it's just hard because I don't want it to be merely friendship kisses.
Taehyung
Have you tried telling him that?
Hoseok
uh??? are you crazy? how can I?
Hoseok
I'll just have to accept that this is the closest I'll get to having a romantic relationship with him.
Taehyung
On the bright side, there are 7 billion people on earth, surely you can find someone else.
Hoseok
can't argue with that, can I? (chuckle) anyways, enough of that.
Hoseok
Tell me atleast one thing about you. and don't tell me there's nothing.
Taehyung rolls his eyes before he sips his coffee, and he thinks
He really doesn't have much going on for him, his life is very simple so he chooses to tell the one thing that makes him kind of different and not so boring, he guesses.
Taehyung
Well, I'm...I have a **** buddy...
Hoseok
It's one of the bullies, isn't it?
Taehyung raises an eyebrow, confused as to how Hoseok even guessed that.
Hoseok
I have a knack for figuring people out just by looking at them and looking at him whenever he came here, he's always lusting at you.
Taehyung
Are you sure? He'd never do that in public.
Hoseok
Well, maybe you don't know him as well as you think you do.
Taehyung looks up at the other, thinking about what he said. Is it possible that there was a version of Yoongi that Taehyung didn't know, a part of him that wasn't so disgusting and rude? even if there was Taehyung didn't care.
Hoseok
but are you sure a fūck buddy situation is good for you?
Hoseok
What if you fall for him?
Taehyung laughs hysterically, confusing Hoseok.
Taehyung
Trust me when I say, I'll never fall for a dīck like him.
Taehyung
He's an aššhole and a fūcking brat, who has zero respect for me. I'd never stoop that low.
Hoseok
I'm just saying, be careful. don't get yourself hurt.
Taehyung
you too, stop letting that best friend of yours kiss you like that.
Taehyung
then ask him why he does it.
Taehyung
then that's just how it's suppose to be.
Hoseok
I'll just let him kiss me when he wants for a couple days more then I'll confront him, but I want to savor it for a while more.
Taehyung
Damn, you're such a simp.
Hoseok
Shut up. If you knew him you'd get why, literally everyone who meets him falls in love with him.
Yoongi finds himself in the bathroom, shaking his head as he looks into the mirror, and he can't stop thinking about how badly he wants Taehyung. He needs him.
He's so horny and he only wants Taehyung, but he shouldn't. There's so many people around who'd take him willingly but none of them were Taehyung.
Yoongi groans and he pulls his phone out dialing Taehyung's number. It goes to voice-mail immediately making Yoongi swear. He dials over and over again, gripping the tiled walls before him so he doesn't fall over and just then the door opens and the last person Yoongi had expected to see makes her way into the bathroom and his eyes widen as he takes all of her in.
Yoongi
M..Miss..Miss Yan, What're...
She stares at Yoongi, covering herself feeling embarrassed and tears settle in her eyes. The money she'd just made sticking out of her bra and panties, Yoongi sighs and looks away.
Just then, his phone stop vibrating and a very annoyed Taehyung responds.
Taehyung
What is it? I'm busy.
Yoongi puts the phone to his ear, and he thinks about all that Taehyung's done to him, how dare he make him think about him all day? And the worst part about it is he knows Taehyung probably hasnt even thought about him once.
He shouldn't be the one who's constantly being occupied with thoughts about the other, instead he should be he one running through Taehyung's mind all day and every night.
'Fūck Taehyung' Yoongi thinks as tears settle in his eyes.
Yoongi
Your mom's a stripper...
Yoongi
(laughs) are you deaf? she strips.
Yoongi
and by the looks of it, she's got a whole lot of money tonight so maybe you won't have to eat those leftovers after all..
and with that Yoongi hangs up, strangely. That didn't make him feel any better, especially since he felt Miss Yan's eyes boring into the back of his head, she'd probably heard everything he'd said to her son.
Why does he feel like this?
Taehyung was nothing and He is a nobody.
Yoongi
I only did what he deserved.
Yoongi sighs and wipes his tears before he makes his way out the bathroom, sidestepping a crying Miss Yan.
Hoseok
Hey, What was that about? Are you-
Hoseok
Taehyung, I could drop you ho-
Taehyung is out the diner door before Hoseok could even finish speaking.
As Taehyung makes his way home, struggling go keep his tears at bay, he thinks about how Yoongi must've loved the fact that it was him who had found that out, and now he'd tell his friends and a new hell would reach Taehyung at school now. Maybe he should cut Yoongi off for good. Won't his life be better?
The rest of the night Taehyung barely finds time to sleep.
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