Haikyuu!! Chatfic
What is this?
Nishinoya made a groupchat with- Hinata Shoyo, Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei and 8 others.
Sugawara
It's a groupchat Daichi
Hinata
GWAAAAH I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A
GROUPCHAT BEFORE
Kageyama
DUMBASS WHO HASN'T BEEN IN A GROUPCHAT
Tanaka
This is such a good idea bro
Kageyama
I MEANT OTHER THEN YOU BOKE
Hinata
DO YOU HAVE OTHER INSULTS OTHER THEN BOKE AND DUMBASS
Tsukishima
I can't tell if their yelling over text or in real life is more annoying
Sugawara
Guys please stop cussing
Kageyama
I'LL CALL YOU DUMBASS BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE
Tsukishima
You don't have room to talk
Hinata
YEAH WHAT TSUKISHIMA SAYS
Yamaguchi
Neither do you Hinata
Kageyama
STOP AGREEING WITH THAT SALTY FRENCH FRY
Tsukishima
You want to go there KING
Yamaguchi
Tsukki are you ok?
Kageyama
I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT
Nishinoya
Guys let me explain
Tsukishima
Well sorry but you will always be the "King"
Nishinoya has temporarily banned Tsukishima, Hinata, Kageyama and Yamaguchi
Asahi
Why did you ban Yamaguchi?
Nishinoya
I dunno he was part of it for like 5 seconds
Nishinoya
Anyways can I please explain
Nishinoya
I made this group chat for the whole Karasuno volleyball team to get to know each other outside of volleyball and to get more info in case you miss practice to get info about games
Tanaka
That's the most you have ever written in a message
Nishinoya
I know bro it hurt my hands typing
Ennoshita
Surprisingly smart of you
Sugawara
Are you going to remove the ban against the First years?
Nishinoya
Oh yeah I forgot
Nishinoya has removed the ban Tsukishima, Hinata, Kageyama and Yamaguchi
Yamaguchi
Why was I banned?
Nishinoya
I dunno and anyways scroll up because I'm not writing that again
Tsukishima
What if l dont want to get to know you guys out of volleyball
Daichi
You can't escape this
Tsukishima
This is stupid and so are all of you
Sugawara
Hinata and Kageyama have been quiet are you two ok?
Tsukishima
Nah Kageyama is to busy fucking Hinata
Hinata
Oh shut up l'm surprised your not giving Yamaguchi a b**w job
Daichi
Hinata Tsukishima both of you 50 laps tomorrow at practice
Tsukishima
You know texting while fucking ruins the experience
Hinata
SAME WITH BLOW JOBS
Tanaka
This is so fucking gay
Nishinoya
You have no room to talk
Tanaka
WOW GUYS THAT HURTS
Daichi
Anyways it's literally 4am go to bed
Tanaka
Yeah your the dad of the group and Sugas the mom
Tsukishima
All I see is an idiotic conversation
Yamaguchi
That's not nice Tsukki
Daichi
SLEEP OR EXTRA LAPS AT PRACTICE
Dadchi you have to tell us
Nishinoya
Omg guys he's not talking in all caps he is serious
Daichi
What did you have to say Hinata?
Hinata
Ok I was wondering since the other day, Noya said that Daichi is the dad and Suga is the mom
Tsukishima
Can't you type in one paragraph
Kageyama
He is not smrat enof
Tsukishima
Enough** don't you say he is not smart enough when you can't spell for Asahi's sake
Sugawara
Anyways Hinata continue
Hinata
Would that imply that Suga and Daichi are married or at least married?
Asahi
Oh no not this again
Daichi
I guess we have to tell them eventually
Nishinoya
I think everyone is except Asahi, Daichi and Suga
Sugawara
One of you tell them because your both stupid enough to basically out of us
Tsukishima
I think I know where this is going
Daichi
Ok um.. Me and Suga are more than friends
Daichi
No more than that to
Asahi
Just tell them and stop being a wuss
Yamaguchi
I'm pretty sure I already know
Daichi
Ok me and Suga are um..
Sugawara
Dear lord Asahi, me and Daichi are dating
Nishinoya
YEAH WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US
Hinata
THE HELL THIS IS A TURN OF EVENTS
Kageyama
DUMBASS WE ALL PRACTICALLY KNEW AFTER HE SAID MORE THAN FRIENDS
Ennoshita
We respect pronouns in this household
Daichi
Are we going to explain or what
Nishinoya
WAIT ASAHI YOU KNEW AND DIDN'T TELL ME
Asahi
You would've told everyone
Nishinoya
NO I RESPECT PRIVACY
Tanaka
I GOT 5 ON MY TEST AND YOU TOLD EVERYONE
Nishinoya
NO THEY BEGGED IT OUT FOR ME
Kageyama
No we didn't we all honesty didn't care
Tsukishima
Oh so he can spell
Kageyama
SHUT UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
Yamaguchi
Not true I care about Tsukki
Daichi
CAN I EXPLAIN OR NOT
Hinata
No one asked Yamaguchi
Tsukishima
OH DON'T YOU PULL THE "NO ONE ASKED" I CARED AND MAYBE I ASKED
Kageyama
Protective over your boyfriend I see
Sugawara
Guys I know your address quiet down or I'll go to all of your houses just to beat your a**
Nishinoya
Oh Sugamama is angry
Sugawara
I'll be there in 10 minutes
Nishinoya
I'm sorry it was for the memes the memes
Daichi
Ok me and Suga have been dating since the Nekoma game from this year
Sugawara
I confessed first he is to much of a wuss too
Daichi
Shh anyways yeah so for about 5 months now
Ennoshita
Why didn't you tell us?
Daichi
Um I don't know honesty
Sugawara
I think the main reason was so it wouldn't change how you saw us
Kageyama
Why would it change how we saw you
Asahi
Not everyone accepts people who like their own gender
Nishinoya
Everyone here is gay or at least bit it's given
Ennoshita
We will support you and will not judge
Nishinoya
YOU BET YOU A** WE WILL
Hinata
YOU WERE TEASING ME ABOUT SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS
Daichi made a private chat with Suga
Daichi
Our baby crows are growing up so fast
Sugawara
See I told you not to be a afraid of telling them
HOW DID YOU GET LOST
Kageyama
What did you do dumbass
Tsukishima
Why do you not type in a one paragraph
Yamaguchi
TSUKKI THAT'S NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW
Kageyama
Do you know where you are
Hinata
NO YOU IDIOT I'M LOST
Tsukishima
I already knew he was stupid but this is like saying Germany is a city
Nishinoya
WELL SHIT I FAILED MY TEST
Daichi
Back you the original point Hinata have you googled your address to get directions home
Hinata
I THINK YOU FORGOT I HAVE A FLIP PHONE
Sugawara
Can you send your location?
Ennoshita
Kageyama I just looked at your test
Ennoshita
Let's just say he got lower than 10
Tsukishima
Can anyone in this group chat type in one paragraph
Sugawara
Ok I'll be there soon just walk ok?
Kageyama made a private chat with Hinata
Kageyama
How the hell did you get lost
Hinata
Y'know that's not how you start a conversation
Hinata
I was riding my bike and I saw a volleyball on a random trail I grabbed the volleyball and followed the trail and here I am
Kageyama
YOU JUST FOLLOWED A RANDOM VOLLEYBALL
Kageyama
DO YOU KNOW YOU COULD'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED
Hinata
Careful there you might sound like you care about me
Hinata
HOW THE HELL DID YOU STUTTER OVER TEXT
Hinata
Oh I got to go Suga is yelling at me bye
Kageyama
[Love you] That message has been deleted
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