Let's Strangle This Crazy Son Of A Bitch!

Episode 1

▪︎This Elnuha, a civil service worker who's a manhwaholic. Everything was perfect. until oneday....

—IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU BL HATER! —

▪︎A shitty psychopath stabbed me in the back because I had lambasted the author of a BL novel for shipping my favourite character Richard with the Male lead, Damien. Lastly I died.💔▪︎

▪︎Hell, I don't regret anything!! Why wouldn't I lambast that author huh?!! SHE JUST SHIPPED THE RICHARD X DAMIEN..! NOT JUST A SIMPLE SHIP BUT A EYE-BLEEDING SMUT SHIP!▪︎

▪︎WAKE UP–SMUT–BRUSH YOUR TEETH–SMUT–BREAKFAST THEN SMUT—BATH THEN SMUT—AGAIN BATH THEN SMUT! WORK WHILE SMUT, AT THE END OF THE NIGHT SMUT! EVEN WHEN HE WAS ILL, SLOW SMUT!💢▪︎

▪︎WHY THE HEEEEELLL WOULDN'T I BEEE ANGRY?!!! 💢💢💢 IS THAT ALL YOU KNOW YOU *BEEEP*! ▪︎

BL Author

THIS IS WH—WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT IT!?? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN BL!

▪︎...YEAH SO? BUT THIS EXTREME?! IN WHERE MY RICHARD ALMOST DIED!! I HAD MY PATIENT UNTILL ONE DAY....▪︎

▪︎THE AUTHOR DECIDED TO PLANT WOMB IN RICHARD. 《FUME FUME》▪︎

▪︎There's where the world's end. I commented hate speech toward the author for 2 years lastly, she dropped the manhwa midway.▪︎

▪︎And today, I got transmigrated into her R-rated BL novel " The reason why wild dogs kept rolling in the Duke's mansion. "▪︎

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▪︎Alert: This chatstory can be extremely hateful and toxic for BL supporters while it's entertaining for BL haters/ Homophobic people.▪︎

Episode 2

▪︎When I opened my eyes, I had found myself sitting under a tree. There was a lake so I just looked at my face:

▪︎My eyes sparkled. I became a drop dead beauty!!! Ariana Hill, that is my name now. ▪︎

Ariana Hill

Kyaaa! I'm so beautiful!

▪︎BUT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM —

▪︎THIS IS A PERVERTED BL WORLD; IN HERE GIRLS ARE MORE INTERESTED IN BL SHIPPING. THE LAW OF THIS DAMNED EMPIRE ALSO ALLOWS MEN TO DATE ONE ANOTHER.▪︎

▪︎I'M SUCH A WASTE OF BEAUTY.... ▪︎

Ariana Hill

Gives me headaches. 《Pissed》

▪︎My favourite character is Richard Ferze, the Duke Ferze's one and only son. His parents died in his very childhood. So he grew a little timid. ▪︎

▪︎And this Silver bacteria is the male lead of this world—

▪︎~~~~~~~Damien Kiraux~~~~~~ ▪︎ Status: Predator Trash

▪︎He's the hateful one that @#%@# Richard repeatedly; the smut king. ▪︎

▪︎After fragile Richard(19) met all hardships, Damien(24) came into the Duke's mansion like a Ray of hope. They became close gradually and...▪︎

▪︎" I'll lift your hardships and make you happy. " was his shitty promise. But I think while shitting up he was the only person who was happy.▪︎

▪︎I hate him to death.▪︎

▪︎Thanks to my good deed, shit plot's womb plantation didn't happen. Just you wait, I'll snatch Richard from that punk. 😈▪︎

Ariana Hill

Time to get in the house.

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Episode 3

▪︎I, Ariana Hill, daughter of Marquis Caesar HillI, age 10, just entered In the mansion;

Ariana Hill

Hello everyone! I'm back. 《Hohhoho》

《SFX : Welcomes》

Shawn Hill

Welcome, Ariana. We're about to dine together.

▪︎WHOA! SO BEAUTIFUL! HMM, BLONDE HAIŔ...I THINK I KNOW HE IS.▪︎

Ariana Hill

...Shawn?

Shawn Hill

Yeah?

▪︎Jackpot, Shawn Hill, one of the older brothers of Ariana. ▪︎

Shawn Hill

Is there something wrong? [ She called by my name directly....🤨]

Ariana Hill

Nyo? I'm hungry!

▪︎I grabbed his hand as well dragged him away. In the dining room, everyone was sitting, they noticed us;

Marquis Caesar Hill

...There you are. Sit. 《Stern》

▪︎Everyone had started to eat food; I wondered why everyone looked too gorgeous? This Daddy, Mommy, brother just why? >< It's really fun to be a silver spoon.▪︎

Ariana Hill

[ Whoa, I like his face...] Papa, you look handsome today.

Marquis Caesar Hill

《Startled》Thanks..《Surprised/Flush》

《SFX : Wow》

Marchioness Winter Hill

Baby, is there something you want? [ Sooo cuteee!]

Ariana Hill

Nyo mom, I'm OK.

Marquis Caesar Hill

Tell me...《Ahem》 if there are later...

Ariana Hill

Sure!

▪︎The dinner ended; as expected Ariana's family was nice with her. Good. ▪︎

▪︎After a while, The Marquis Caesar spoken:

Marquis Caesar Hill

Today, there's something to discuss about. You might know the rule of this empire; to age 10—14 one member of each families must get engaged to another family.

▪︎The tone was serious; he added;

Marquis Caesar Hill

...The following request might arrive within this week. Either of the three heir of this family is obliged to get engaged.

▪︎Winter narrowed her eyes In dissatisfaction; She interrupted;

Marchioness Winter Hill

...I don't want my children to be forced. Its like selling them...

▪︎Exactly, it's like selling off. Would anyone want to engage to a stranger for obligation? Winter is such a nice mother..she really cares about us, children. ▪︎

Marquis Caesar Hill

Don't forget that's the reason you and I are here now.《Cold tone》

《SFX : Huh?》

Marchioness Winter Hill