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...CHAPTER 1 : SNORING HEAD BASHER...

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One night, a man was walking home alone in the middle of the night. He was talking to his homie on his smartphone and they're just talking about unimportant stuff.

"Yo bro are you coming to the party tomorrow night?"

"Hell nah bro. I'm gonna get headache tomorrow"

"Ayo you seriously just predict your headache??"

"that's not important right now. what are you doing now bro?"

"Oh I was just walking home man. Some retard just stole my tricycle.."

"what the hell is tricycle? anyways, bro aren't you scared?"

"scared? I'm a man! I have 2 balls and a-"

..a noise can be heard in the woods.. that startled him..

"oH sHiT jOe! I heard a noise from the woods"

"ayo bro go check what's that"

"what the f**k? hell nah are you crazy? whatever that was probably gonna scared the shit OUTTA me bro can you pick me up? bro I'm scared."

"bro I don't even know where you are how the hell I'm gonna pick you up is there a sign or anything?"

"O-oh wait man lemme see.. damn its was so dark here I barely can see anything here.. Oh I know where I am now.. it's Tickle Dickson Hood"

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"..yo you there ? why the hell you get quiet all of sudden...?"

"did you s-say Tickle Dickson Hood b-bro YOU NEED TO GO NOW!"

"What the hell? what's wrong with you???? why do i-"

AUGHHHHHHH.. a sound of someone screaming.. but it's more likely a snoring sound..

AUGHHHHHHHHH..

the SOUND IS GETTING EVEN STRONGER..

chill RAN THROUGH his spine..

"AYO MAN I HEARD SOMEONE SCREA- SNORING?? BRO HELP ME"

"Bro RUN BRO I KNOW WHOSE SOUND THAT WAS ITS THE QUANDALE DINGLE YOU NEED TO GO"

A MAN WEARING A WHITE shirt AND a PINK boxer emerged from the woods while holding a freaking BAT... that HAVE BLOOD ON IT..!

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE MAN JUST SNORE THERE MENACINGLY..!

"BRO IM RUNNING RIGHT NOW I DONT THINK THAT THING CAN REACH ME BECAUSE ITS JUST SNORING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT!"

"Really bro?! just keep running bro.. don't stop no matter what.."

"Hell nah I'm not stoppi-"

the conversation was cut short.. because the calls just ENDED LIKE THAT..

"w-what the hell why did the call ended??"

he tried to call his friend's phone again and again but no one answer... the phone...

"what happen to him what the hell happened to him?!-"

then.. his phone suddenly ringing..

*KRING*

*KRING*

*KRING*

its was his friend.. he ANXIOUSLY answered the phone calls after 3 times ringing....

"h-hey man what the hell? ... why aren't you answering my calls"

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"man .. why aren't you .. saying anything..???"

Something Is.. Wrong..

and then...

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"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

..CAN BE HEARD FROM HIS FRIEND'S PHONE..!

and the call ended again..

His phone that he was holding was now on the floor.. he back away from his phone while his entire body was trembling..

(SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!)

Why does a snoring sound can be heard from his friend's phone..?

What the hell happened to his friend..?

KNOCK ! KNOCK !

..And who is knocking on his door in the middle of the night..?

it's probably his family.. but his family was on a vacation until next week.. AND he was only the one in the house at THAT moment..

It must be friends.. he does have a lot of friends that know where he lives.. BUT why would they come in the middle of the night ???

he decided not to open the door... and just froze there.. but..

THE KNOCKING just won't STOP..

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

KNOCKKKK KNOOCKKK KNOCCCCCK

KNOCCCCCCCCCCK

IT JUST GET STRONGER EVERY KNOCK..!

HE THEN START SPRINTING TO GO UPSTAIRS..

TO HIS OWN ROOM.. AND JUST LOCKED THE DOOR OF HIS ROOM..

he... was.. SCARED..

IS IT REALLY HIS FRIEND? ITS MAYBE Drake the one he's talking to the phone.. or it COULD be worse... its could be Quan-

and then...

AU GH AAAUG!GHHHH! AU GGGHH AUGHHHH!

a snoring sound.. can be heard outside...

"AGHHHHHH STOP WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM GO AWAY AHHHH"

he scream in his own room while.. crying...

for a moments.. the snoring has stopped..

but then.. THE POWER JUST SUDDENLY WENT OFF!!

it's was dark.. everything...its just dark..

he's become dead quiet... unable to utter anything..

...and he heard.. footsteps.. that's going upstairs..

all he could do right now... is crying..

he went to his bed and cover himself with his blankets.. while closing his mouth.. as his breathing had become ragged from crying so hard..

..the footsteps... it's actually.. going toward here.. and.. it stopped in front of his room..

... then..

THWACKK ! KAPOW !

THE sound STARTLED HIM..

something or someone.. was trying to get inside..

BY BREAKING THE DOOR HANDLE...

..his whole body tremble.. he just keep on weeping like a baby..

THWACKKKK !

..AND FINALLY THE DOOR HANDLE BROKE..

..the door to his room just open by itself...

..the footsteps.. slowly .. but surely.. getting closer and closer..

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(...am I gonna die ? ?)

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..a sound can be heard.. it's the same sound.. that he heard... from his friend's phone..

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!!! AUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHUUH ! !

"AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH"

HE UNCOVER HIMSELF FROM HIS BLANKETS...

AND SEES A MAN WEARING A WHITE SHIRT AND A PINK BOXER ...

HOLDING A BAT THAT HAVE BLOOD ON IT...

AND THATS ABOUT TO HIT HIM RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!!

"NOOOOOO AGGGGH STOPPP!"

'SWIIING' THWACKKKKK.

THE BAT HIT HIS head making him lose consciousness.. but that man didn't just stop with that..

!!AUGHHH!!

his head keep on getting bashed.. BASHED... BASHED AND BASHED..

blood everywhere.. ITS EVERYWHERE..

on the ceiling.. on the floor... and on the bed.. ITS EVERYWHERE...!

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AUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUÙUUUUUUUGHHHHHH !!

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THE SNORING CAN BE HEARD IN THE WHOLE HOUSE..

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...CHAPTER 1 : SNORING HEAD BASHER PART 2...

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... a bleeding man was running away... from someone.. that's most likely was going to KILL him. if he ever catch him.

"SHIT! HOW DID CRAZY GUY CATCH UP TO ME..! HE JUST SUDDENLY APPEAR AND HIT ME WITH HIS GODDAMN BAT!"

he stopped for a while and noticed that.. his phone is gone.

"..No NO no! where is it?? did I drop it while running?? I need to-?!"

"AUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!"

a snoring CAN be heard.. not far away.

"DAMN..! Im not going back there just to get my phone and get killed!"

he started running again.. to get away from there and that person that's been chasing him..

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"Huff..Huufff..Huff.."

he swiftly running through the woods..

"Aghhhhh.... I.. need.. to catch my.. breath.."

He don't even know just how long has he been running..

"I'm sure.. I'm far enough already.."

he tumble on the ground.. weakly.. and looked around him.. and he saw a light??.. no.. its a fire!..

"W-what.. is that?! is it what I'm thinking?! does that mean?!"

he got up.. and walked toward the fire.. while staggering as he walk..

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"..'Yawnnnn'.. Humm.. I'm tired bro..."

"shut up Ketih, just go sleep already. just why are you even here?"

".... ayo.. your marshmallow I think it's burnt.."

"AHH..! Again?!.. DAMMIT why does this thing keep on burning..!"

"Just try not to burn them it's easy.. Hey Keith just go sleep in your tent man.."

"Aight.. 'Yawnnn'.. mhmm.. nothing exciting even happened.. a bear didn't even attack us.."

"Humph..! are you seriously want a bear to-"

"Dale.. Your marshmallow ugh.. I think it's burnt again.."

"AHHHH.. DAVID what the hell?!.."

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"..'Yawnnn'.. damn why I'm so sleepy i-"

"..help.."

"w-what..? who is that?!"

a man emerges from the bush and fall weakly on the ground..

"h-help.. me I need water.."

"..You're bleeding w-what the hell happened to you?!"

"I.. i was.. attacked.. by some.. ..."

"hey..Hey!.. what the hell wh-.. did he lose consciousness??"

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"Finally!!.. this marshmallow its not burnt!!"

"Oh congrats man.. 'CLAP' the marshmallow is not even burnt.."

"are you mocking me?"

"N-no of course not what make you think so?"

"..hmmm.. You think I can't tel-"

"Guys!.. someone came to me and he was bleeding!"

"..Keith who is this person.. and what the hell happened to him?!"

"I-i don't know.. he said he was attacked!"

"DALE!.. where is the emergency kit!!"

"Wait.. I will get it..!"

"..Keith! rest him here.. let me see his injuries.."

"A-Alright..!"

"..He was hit on the head.. it's not bad though but he's losing blood.."

"Is it really not bad??"

"He's gonna live, okay?"

" David..! Here's the emergency kit.."

"..I will just bandage his head.. Can you guys hold him for me.."

After a few moments..

"Phew.. it's done right.."

"Yeah.. let's just wait for him to wake up.. and then we can ask him.."

"Okay.."

"....Alright"

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".......ugh......ahh.. wha..what is this.. where am I..

a tent?.."

"You finally woke up. 2 hours already passed..when you was unconscious.."

"w-what are... you talking abou- Agh..! my head.. what the hell??!.."

"Hey..Hey.. calm down.. just lie there.. y'know your head it's injured.."

"damn.. is it bad?? cause I feel like my head gonna explode any second with this headache..."

"Oh... its .. not that bad.. but you need to just lie down.. I also want to ask you something.."

"Alright.. so what do you want to.. ask??"

"Wait.. you must be thirsty??.. here drink some water first-"

"Oh damn.. I'm really thirsty.. 'GLUUUUPSSS' Agh... that's better.."

"so.. what happened to you?.."

"I was.."

..he then just told him everything from start to finish.. and told him abou the snoring man..

"what the hell?!!.. so you're saying that you're attacked by.. a SNORING man that's holding a bat.. are you joki-"

"NOO IM NOT JOKING..!.. DIDNT MY HEAD IS THE PROOF.. HE HIT ME WITH A BAT.. A FWEAKING BAT!"

"Alright.. fine.. I believe you.. try not to push yourself too hard.. Uhm.. so.. the man.. where is he now..?"

"I don't know.. I'm just ran all the way here and didn't even look back.."

"... I see.. Okay you just need to lie down.. I will tell the other about this.."

"...We need to go now.. if we stay here I'm afraid.. that he will find us.."

"..Alright.."

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"Maybe I should go inside.. they're been there for too long.."

"Just let David handle this.. just like he said man.."

"But I'm worried man... That person said he was attacked! just looking at his head injuries there is no way an animal did it!"

"Keith... you need calm down.. whatever is out there.. uhhh.. probably not out there.."

"Aren't you scared Dale?.. I'm kinda scared you know.."

"me? scared? Hah!.. I'm not even getting goosebumps..! man there's nothing to fear.. as long I'm here!"

"... man why I'm even here if I know something like this gonna happen no way in hell I would come along..!"

".. Well it's your own fault for coming alo-"

..David finally came out from the tent after a long time..

"David! So what did he say..?"

"Well..."

As he explain everything to both of them.. they're just listening to him from the start.. and after he's done explaining.. they just got silence..

".. it's kinda unbelievable right?.. i don't kinda believe him too.."

(David)

".. A Snoring Man??.. That's GOES around and hitting people with a bat.."

(Dale)

"... B-but.. i don't think he's making up story.. don't you guys see his head.. A bat.. it's kinda makes sense.."

(Keith)

"... I think we need to go.. it's dangerous.. he's probably out there.. searching for the guy.."

(David)

"y-yeah David is right..! we need to go.. it's really dangerous out here.."

(Keith)

"What seriously ??.. It's already so late in the night and you said we need to go when it's already this late??.. Man c'mon! give me a rest.. I'm tired y'know why don't we just wait for morning to come!.."

(Dale)

"... I- .. Alright.. I'm also kinda tired.. maybe we should just go tomorrow.."

(David)

"..But guys.. it's dangerous here!!"

(Keith)

"Keith! don't be such a coward.. let's just get outta from here when morning came.. if you really wanna go now why don't you go by yourself?"

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(Keith)

"C'mon Keith, why don't you just go inside your tent.."

(David)

"..Alright..."

(Keith)

"U~waaaah!... I will go sleep already!.. Good night guys!"

(Dale)

[..'Sigh'.. i just hope nothing bad will happen to any of us...]

David thus went inside his own tent.. and noticed that the guy was already sleeping.. he decided to not wake him up.. and let him sleep in peace.

[... Should I just stay awake this whole night??..]

.. so David then decided to just stay awake the whole night.. Yeah.. that's what supposed to happened.. but after 10 minutes... he's already sleeping peacefully in the tent...

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(... Damn.. why I can't sleep.. I just need to hold a bit longer..! damn am I scared?! to the point that I don't even dare to go out from my tent to take a piss?!!!.. hell nah I can't anymore I need to take a damn piss!)

..Dale was inside his own tent.. but he seem to be having problem to sleep... he's been holding his damn piss for 40 minutes already.. and he finally decided to go out from his tent to take a piss..

"Damn I can't believe it.. am I seriously scared??.. Damn.. agh.... this spot seem okay to piss.. Alright.. Gotta unzip this damn pants.."

he then take off his own pants hurriedly.. and finally.. he did it..

( WOAHHHH... ahhh finally..- ! ! !)

..a sound can be heard.. coming from somewhere.. in the woods...

(..??.. what the hell is that sound..?..DAMMIT..I'm getting goosebumps what the hell is that??.. Damn my piss just won't stop flowing already..!)

sound can be heard coming from the woods again.. it could be an animal that's making the sound but who knows?..

(ah...finally.. I need to get to my tent fast I don't like it out here.!)

he just started sprinting toward his tent and doesn't even take time to wear his pants.. but he doesnt even notice that.. something.. no someone was watching... him..

(ahhh... the sound again.. I really don't LIKE IT OUTSIDE HERE!!)

he was looking around him.. left and right.. as he felt that something is watching him.. then.. SOMETHING emerged from the bushes and started to chase him!..

(HUH..?!.. I HEAR SOMETHING FROM BEHIND what the hell is that?!. shit shit shit! is it what I'm thinking a bear?!..)

..HE DOESNT EVEN want to look behind him and just keep on running to his tent.. but.. something that's been chasing him.. is getting closer.. and closing their distance..

(WHAT THE HELL IS BEHIND ME WHAT IS IT WHY...! I FEEL LIKE ITS CATCHING UP TO ME ALREADY..!)

..he then just take a quick glance behind.. but.. he was hit.. by something.. it really hit his head really bad that he feel dizzy.. and ceased from running... he doesn't even see that coming.. and fell weaklessly..

(...ahh.. wh..what happened.. why.. why .. I'm.. dizzy.. hurt..)

...as his vision becoming blurry he saw someone coming for him.. a man wearing.. white shirt.. a pink boxer.. and we're on bare foot.. that's what David said to Dale.. it's.. the man that's.. snoring.. and holding a bat.. that he use to bash people..

"..augh..."

..the man just whisper this to Dale's ear before he lose consciousness.. the man drag his body.. to the woods and leaving only trail of his blood on the grass...