According to my memory, today is the day when the young 2nd Prince was almost poisoned.

[Asphodel! Hey, there’s poison in the second prince teacup!]

[Wow, look at that black thing. A sip of that would be a big deal and you’d totally be killed?]

I stroked the two weasels whispering on my knees with both hands and turned to where the second prince was.

Afterwards, I was shocked by what caught my eye and clicked my tongue.

‘Oh, it’s so dark. Every time you eat something like that, you look like a skinny, twisted green onion.’

Today’s tea time was held in an outdoor garden even though it was quite a hot day. Still, there was a Mana stone around the table to cool down the area, so attendees did not have to suffer from the heat.

Using a Mana stone to enjoy hot tea outside on this hot summer day.

It’s new and costly, but this kind of luxury was typical of this palace.

This is the palace where you can melt gold and play it in the water.

“Rubelio, you don’t seem to be feeling well today. There are a lot of new snacks from the East, but you don’t taste them.”

“Ah… I don’t feel good because I have an upset stomach.”

“Oh, well, at least have some tea. It’s a medicinal tea in the north, so it’ll make you feel much better.”

The second prince couldn’t resist the pressure surrounding him and reluctantly reached out the teacup in front of him.

The poison in there was only visible to me and my familiar.

The poison accumulated in the body of the second prince has also become very thick.

So if you leave it as it is, it is certain that he will wander through life and death for a while, as in the novel.

He used to act like he didn’t like me every time he saw me, so I should just pretend not to know, but I was too nice to do that.

‘Pio. Kino, go!’

[Let’s go!]

[Coming!]

My weasels jumped up to the table as if they had been waiting.

tadadadag!

“Ugh, what is this!”

“Isn’t it the pet of the third Princess?”

There was a commotion among those enjoying tea time when my cute familiar ran across the table.

Pio, a white weasel, made a fuss on the table and caught people’s attention.

“Kyao!”

Meanwhile, the spotted weasel Kino, who ran to his destination, swung his white cotton bat relentlessly.

Puck!

“Argh!”

The teacup held by the second prince hit Kino’s front foot and flew away.

“These, these! Damn rats!”

The father of the second prince, who was usually dissatisfied with my familiar, jumped out of his seat, losing his usual elegance.

“What are you doing? Get them right now!”

I can’t help it.

It’s time for me to step up.

‘God, allow me to be a righteous rascal again today.’

I prayed reverently to the goddess and inhaled.

“Don’t bother my babies, ahhhhhhh!”

The loud voice from the vessel resonated throughout the garden.

As I pulled the lace cloth over my knees violently, the mugs and cakes on the table flew into the sky.

People’s shaky eyes swam through the air like swarms of salmon. It’s a mess!

Clang!

The tea and utensils, including the poisoned teacup, fell to the floor and were crushed.

My familiar were laughing wickedly, and ate up the snacks they had snatched.

The peaceful tea time in the garden ended shortly.

“Oh, Aspodel! What is going on!”

“Hua, my lady!”

‘You’re steadily accumulating points like this today.’

One day in the middle of summer, about two months after she experienced her third life as a Princess in the novel.

I have to go back in time to explain the story that led me to build my reputation as a wicked princess.

“Is the author crazy…”

The cell phone I was holding fell on my face in vain.

I was completely thrown out by the shocking ending of the web novel I was reading.

《The Princess Aspodel》.

As the simple title suggests, it was a romance fantasy novel that began with the childhood of the heroine, who was reincarnated as a Princess.

It was not a very fresh story in the genre of parenting novel, but the well-written cliché is delicious.

Still, this novel was a little unusual, not a father, but a mother who was the emperor.

Royal families didn’t have women give birth directly. Rather, it was through the blessings of the Gods that brought forth the descendants. The elements mixed with fantasy were quite interesting.

The harmony of the father, brother and sister, and scene stealer supporting actors was delicious.

The beauty of this genre is that the cute heroine is loved by her family and will spread a cool cider? 't/n ‘feel great and happy’ used to express that kind of feelings)

In this novel, all such trendy elements were seasoned.

「” I picked it up on the way. Take it if you like, Aspodel.”」

The Emperor Mother is like a lioness who gives off cool vibes.

Strong, beautiful and indifferent to everything in the world, those attractive qualities were the reason this novel received the reader’s affection.

「” Adel, Dad can do anything for you. So always smile like you do now.”」

There was a father who was beautiful and kind-hearted like a deer.

Although the appearance was elegant and beautiful like a deer, he was as popular as my mother was because he was quietly cold to others and friendly only to his wife and daughter.

「” My little sister. If anyone bothers you, just tell me. We’ll get rid of them.”

“I can’t sleep without my sister, either. Please come and hold my hand.”」

Of course, brothers who can’t live without the heroine can’t be left out.

It’s even more exciting with cute and cool siblings.

「” Your glory is my joy, and your happiness is the reason for my life. Princess, you are my only God.”」

Even the stunning male protagonists and sub-men who were indispensable to the romance genre came out from time to time to raise the excitement index.

In addition, the delicate control of strength and weakness that hits the back of the villain’s head in a timely manner explodes the cider. 't/n taking revenge, feeling refreshed)

As a result, the novel was bound to be interesting.

‘Kek, you also see the female protagonist grow in this taste.’

I didn’t doubt that if the novel ends well, it will mark a huge milestone in the romance fantasy world.

By the way, did our author eat something wrong in the middle…?

‘What’s wrong with the story all of a sudden?’

From the middle half of the refreshing story, large shit began to be thrown out of the blue.

It turned out that the powerful villains were suddenly set up, and even the beasts ran uselessly like cockroaches.

The atmosphere of the cute novel became upsettingly gloomy.

No, author…?

Why do you suddenly become a scumbag when you’re doing well?

I was very upset, but I tried to be calm.

Yes, the ground hardens after the rain, and if you’re the heroine, you have to overcome this much adversity!

Our author is doing this because he has an idea!

Then the heroine’s father died.

While protecting the heroine in the beast's invasion, his whole body was torn to shreds and killed with only one arm left.

‘Ah, shit…’

Fortunately, thanks to her father’s heartbreaking sacrifice, the beast invasion was cleared up, and the heroine was able to awaken her power and punish the villains.

So I thought the story had a happy ending.

But that wasn’t the end of it.

As it turned out, the heroine’s older brother was ambushed by the final villain who was still alive and died horribly, and her sickly little brother was brainwashed and became the villain’s servant.

‘No, are you out of mind?’

That’s not all.

Even the male protagonist, who was in a sweet romance with the heroine, was seriously injured while trying to save the heroine. She was in danger due to a flood of sacred power in the final battle with the villain, and became unable to hold the sword forever.

‘Fuck……!’

Eventually, the novel was finished and a sign of completion appeared, leaving only a scar on everyone, even though the villain was punished at the end.

The unprecedented bad ending left the readers completely out of their minds.

-Author? The first part is over, right? Is part two a regression? Please say yes

I had rather expected a regression or a resurrection ending, but as a result, it was a vain dream.

No matter how long I waited, no other news of the work was updated.

Perhaps because the readers were so angry, some time later, a complete review was posted on the author’s personal site.

note: I change Aspodel to Asphodel

[Thank you for loving 《The Princess Asphodel》so far!

I finished the story safely because of your love.

This novel started because I wanted to twist the framework of parenting.

Because in reality there is no story like a fairy tale that ends with everyone laughing happily.

The journey of Asphodel and the other characters ends here, but I hope their lives will be remembered in your mind for a long time.

Thank you again for reading 《The Princess Asphodel》so far!]

Is this a speech or

No, who wants to feel the harsh reality in a novel?

Why would Klise be a cliche in the first place!

A happy ending when it comes to parenting! (t/n novel genre)

A happy ending when it comes to romance fantasy!

No matter how many hardships there are in the middle, the ending is a happy ending!

Wasn’t this almost a promised rule in the genre?

Besides, the cover page is so cute. There was no word ‘blood’ in the introduction and keywords.

Did I pour out cash every month to see this ending? It’s unfair and bitter!

You know the fans who turned their back are the scariest.

Perhaps many people felt betrayed like me, yesterday’s fans became today’s haters and began to appear in the series window.

That one was me.

-Everyone, don’t read this novel because it’s a waste of money. The greatest villain is the last to die!

-What a waste of cash. These days, dogs and cows can be authors, so these kinds of things can be serialized.

-If you’re curious about the ending, please check the comments below.

Oh, why did I do that…

Is it because I was so angry I drank so much that I became blind?

If I had known I would be possessed by that novel, I would never have.

It-The worst novel ever. It would be better than this if I wrote it.

A strange voice suddenly rang in my head when I was writing a criticism of the work with my comrades who had the same feelings as me in the comments section of the novel.

-If you’re so confident, I’ll give you a chance. You should try it yourself.

“Huh?”

Uhuh……

Without any questioning, my eyes suddenly became blurred and I lost consciousness.

And let’s open our eyes again……

“Princess Asphodel! Congratulations on your fifth birthday!”

“What?”

I was cursed by the author, and I became the heroine in 《The Princess Asphodel》.

***

Of course, at first, I didn’t even think I was in a real novel.

I was so absorbed in novels that I concluded that it was all a dream.

However, even if the days, the months, and the seasons changed I still didn’t wake up.

Everyone called me 《Asphodel》.

Time passed by, and I had no choice but to admit it.

The fact that I entered the body of Asphodel, the heroine of this novel.

However, after exhausting the denial of reality, I tried to adapt to the situation.

I don’t know if this is the author’s curse or what, but wouldn’t it be possible to go back home when you see a happy ending?

That’s what the last voice I heard was.

I’ll give you a chance if you’re confident, so try it.

There was no other way for me, so I had no choice but to try.

By the way, I’m five years old. It’s a perfect age to start with childhood, understand.

Why didn’t I begin as an infant?

Moreover, there was indeed a little excitement.

Even though the second half is screwed up, wasn’t Asphodel your favourite novel to the point where you almost read it to your heart’s content?

But I can’t believe I can be the main character and live that life myself!

At this time, I was immersed in the groundless confidence that I would be able to see the happy ending of this story.

However, the role of the heroine of the childcare genre was not easy.

Think about it…

Just because a decent adult entered the body of a cute five-year-old girl, can she act like that age?

In addition, in the novel, Asphodel was a cute sunshine heroine who was slightly tactless and charming, and from here the gaps were too great.

‘I, I’m the sunshine…! Sunshine!’

Damn it, it doesn’t fit me.

What do I do with the future development and lines?

I can’t do the same!

Since my original form is an adult, it was too much to spread natural cuteness around people like Asphodel in the novel.

However, for a stable happy ending, I tried to follow the flow of the novel as much as possible.

But as a result, my reality has become worse than fiction.

For now, it was largely due to the failure to build a strong affinity with the main characters of the novel.

「” I feel like you’re wearing a mask all the time. Do you think that you can win the other person’s heart with such fake favours without showing your sincerity? Throw away those vain expectations.”」

Instead of being swayed by me, I was hit by my brother’s words, which made me mentally distressed.

I guess so. I don’t think Asphodel’s bright and nice personality suits me……

In addition, as I followed the development of the novel and pretended to be close to him, he would have to doubt the taste of the person he liked.

For that reason, the characters around the heroine, who should be believed and followed her words like ironstones, were uncooperative.

Of course, these are times when passive nuisance characters are not popular, so the special power that Asphodel has as buffs is not as weak as it is.

But it still can’t be compared to the original heroine, and it was hard for me to take care of everything by myself.

So, due to the failure to stop the villains in time, there was a catastrophe in the novel world earlier than scheduled.

In the end, at the age of 17, I died because I couldn’t stop the invasion of the bad guys and the beasts, just like a fish that met water. (t/n In English you could translate this as: “being in your element” or being good at what you are doing “like a fish in the water”. It is usually a sudden occurrence as in entering a certain field and suddenly feeling completely comfortable in it.)

It was a terrible ending that I could not go near, let alone the ending of the novel I had cursed for a long time in my previous life.

In the face of death, I hit the ground and regretted it.

‘Oh, if I knew this would happen, I wouldn’t waste my time pretending to be the heroine and following the development of the novel.’

If I had more time to poke around and beat up the villains, I wouldn’t have died like this.

The Emperor’s mother has always been indifferent to me.

In the novel, I thought about Asphodel’s character and approached her. If I was her, I’d die of fear.

Just by looking at her eyes, I feel creeped out.

The older sisters and brothers’ rejected me and turned a blind eye to me because I put the wrong foot on the first step.

Poor things, how I loved them when I read the novels, how can you be so cold to me?

My younger brother, who was lacking in affection, had a better relationship with me than other guys due to the low barriers to entry, but compared to the novel, it felt mediocre to me.

Perhaps that’s why he seemed to be close to the final villain these days, but in the end, the invasion took place first and could not confirm whether he was blackened.

In addition, I could not even act the part of a plausible main character, so this life was completely ruined.

My father, who had a special affection for his daughter from the beginning, was the only support in my short life.

However, he died earlier than I did in the novel while trying to save his daughter’s life in the beast invasion.

I was heartbroken and sad because I had grown attached to him.

Is everything over like this?

Will I be able to go back to the original world even if I don’t have a happy ending?

Or… am I going to die like this?

What’s going to happen to the people of this world?

Poof!

Just then, golden handwriting appears in front of my hazy eyes.

-this nonsense development can’t answer regression.

-I didn’t want to say this, but I’d rather change the writer and use season 2 as a regression. I think it has a better presence.

It was a comment I wrote about the novel.

In my head, a strange voice that I heard before rang again.

-I’ll give you one more chance. If you fail this time, you’ll die.

***

“Princess Asphodel! Congratulations on your fifth birthday!”

So now I’m back to my starting line.