so here I am .....a long way from home in search of my missing rib .....will I find what I seek or will I .....(suddenly interrupted )

Lee yun-jo are you talking to yourself again ....if I get up you have 1min to get down here or you can guess what we will be having for dinner ......a female voice said sternly

(swallowing a lot of saliva and running downstairs )

opps I forgot to introduce my self my name is yun-jo......Lee yun-jo let's not talk much about my parents since we all know getting them angry is not very good for our health especially mine (shivering ) any way this happened years ago I was just 7 but my dream of leaving the house was just that strong ...you already know why so as I grew I prepared myself for the inevitable ...to leave the house and travel far far away ..I have many faults you know as a person but ..what can I do .

anyway after 20years from that day I finally got ready to leave that day I set off with great expectations in my heart ...

2HOURS LATER

WHYYY.....no one told me I needed so much money for this and ...no food ..(placing hand on his head and looking up ) what am I going to dooo?????

well the truth is although my parent were a bit rough ...no very very rough the may have gone a long way to pet me and of cause with sufficient amount of money which may have been over the top ..in summary I don't know land marks I don't know how to work I don't even know how to cook and I am just a few miles from my house and I have an insatiable sweet tooth PS am a foodie

it seemed like this is the end of my life as I dragged my body through the city and night fell ..(oh and am also afraid of darkness ) where in the world am I ...how do I go back home (I sat on the bench by the road side gripped my bagpack and burst into tears )

mummy.......I want to go home ..

people seemed to look at me like I am crazy so I yelled at them which only confirmed their suspicion ...I know but it is annoying when people do that so I just lay there hoping and praying for a miracle and that moment when I am about to give up I percieved it ...a long ray of heavenly savory taste flew though my nose surrounding me and gently carrying me to it's location (you should have seen the faces of the people when the saw me floating they were all like ...is God gonna take a mad person and leave us here ..ha idiots )

gently this sweet delicate fragrance landed me right in front of a breakfast shop ...the large sign board brightly read out SWEETS AND TEA I knew I am in the right place so I stepped inside to me I was definitely in heaven the show class had different pastries ..cookies ..pies and cakes and I am sure I want all of it I had some money left so I bought one of the blue Berry and cream pie as I took one bite of it I entered into another dimension it is indeed the sweetest thing I had ever had (don't let mother Hear that ) when I finished I walked to the counter and asked for the genuis behind all this that's when I saw her ...a large soft and creamy pot pie (at least that's how I imagined her ..#foodie goals )

her smile was like a thousand waffles and her eyes like tiny scones her skin like soft cheese cream

hey ......your staring .....and drolling are you okay she asked looking so concerned

her sweet voice she's talking to me I was lost in her unconsciously I said

not surprised the one behind the magnificent pastries is just as beautiful

she looked at me and I thought to myself (ha she's going to mine then I can have all the sugar I want )

I stared deep into her eyes to get us tangled in our consciousness when she did the most outrageous thing

hahahahahahahahahhaaaaa.....(holding her tummy )hahahahahahahahahaaahaaa...(falling on the ground )hahahahahahahah

15mins later

yeah that right she laughed at me for 15...15WHOLE MINS I had never felt so ashamed in my entire life but with all my experience with women ..I simply smiled

THIS IS DEFINITLY GOING TO BE INTRESTING

sometimes I even amuse myself I mean whose I bet you were shocked when I said I have great chances with ladies ..well don't be I am a true hottie a dummy sometimes but still hot ...anyway back to my humiliaters (i know the word doesn't exist sigh ..)after she was done laughing she complemented me

your so kind well it was lovely meeting you ..

I knew she was indeed an angel so I waited in the cafe for her to be done with work not because I didn't have any place to stay and I was completely lost and totally scared of the dark (sweating furiously )but because she had filled the missing hole in my soul (hope your buying this ) so I waited ..and admired her as she spread her love and kindness to every customer I was touched

after a few hours it was just her and me

ERM ....are you leaving am locking up

oh I was simply waiting for you

me ..is there a problem

for 15mins we stared at ourselves finally I broke the silence

can I follow you to your place I don't have any were to stay

now if I had known believe me I would have never ...I REPEAT NEVER said those words because that's were all my sufferings really started

it took her 1min to digest the sentence then she looked at me and that's when it happened she lunged at me ..and smacked me with a baking pan she dipped my face in butter and whacked my face with a mini bag of floor ....when she was done and I had technically been bartered she locked her store locked at me aggressive made angry faces at me then cursing me as she went home . I simply sat there right by the side of her shop I was stick and floury and yucky !! ..and homeless

haa... this day could definitely not get any worse ...

yeah I know I shouldn't have said that cause immediately I did it started raining cats and dogs I was glad it rained you know ...then no one would see a full grown man crying by a shop

(thunder ....heavy rain )..

I don't know how long it had rained but the rain had definitely washed away some butter and floor from my body ..I was freezing and my clothes were drenched I felt weak and my eyes were closing then I didn't feel anything ...it was raining but not on me so I looked up and saw someone standing over me with an umbrella it was her my sugar goddess had come back for me the moment seemed romantic like in kdramas then it occurred to me that this is definitely no love drama

you've got 5secs to get up and follow me

she said as I rushed and followed her

from all my experience today I was certain of one very important fact ..this girl ..yeah this beautiful one in front of me is definitely NOT AN ANGEL !!!!!!!!

so here we are inside her house cozy and simple and it wasn't rented its actually her own home

nice place ...I complemented and I got a

you stink from her ...this is were you will sleep this night use this bathroom

I bet you guys think when she said this is were you will sleep she meant one of the two empty rooms ..but no she meant the floor not even the couch and the downstairs bathroom

oh and when your done bathing ...she said while I anticipated ..put you clothes in washing machine and use the camp bed to cover your body I don't want to come out here and see. ***** boy ..

wait .....(yeah I told her to wait ) did you just call me boy .....

and to think you wanted to actually say something meaningful goodnight ..and your leaving tomorrow ..

with that she left to sleep turning off the light I simply sobbed ....then my stomach growled ..I then snuck into her kitchen ..and the refrigerator was just as glorious as the cafe ..so I helped myself ..

later I went to take a shower in the guest room ..(I know she's scary and she gave direct orders but ...common I was rained on sleeping on the floor will only make me catch a cold ) when I was done I opened the wardrobe in the room it only her her clothes so I just wrapped my self in the blanket and went to bed .....

funny thing I always doubted dreams ..believed you can manipulate them but some dreams just aren't meant to be dreamt ...while I slept that woman didn't leave me ...

she appeared with a pitch fork it seemed so real but I told myself its my dream am the boss ...(I was sooo wrong ) she smacked me with the pitch fork and yanked my cold exposed *** to hell ...it was hot and I was sweating and screaming and she just stood there laughing ..

then

the door suddenly banged open it felt like I had woken up but it still felt like a dream ..I saw her standing by the door with a long broom she seemed furious

oh ..nooo not you again I said sleepily turning around and backing her making the blanket drop and I was ***** infront of her ..but I still felt like it was a dream till those hard strokes whipped my butt that I realized ..DREAMS DO COME TRUEE

She dragged me to the kitchen by my ear yelling at me

look at my kitchen not only did you mess it up you finished my food and you destroyed the washing machine (can't use the stuff ...duhh) you ruined the new sheets with your disgusting body (arrow right in the heart) then to the parlour you left the wraps and her last words

CLEAN THIS PLACE UP BEFORE I HANG YOU ON MY WALL

I stared at her as she banged the door and went to work ..

huh...I told myself .....between me and you ..I AM DEFINITELY LIVING MY DREAM ( a ***** full grown man weeping silently )