We, Akatod Bussjonan Mondeli D. Scarbusla Lincoln Klass Caesar II, are the lord of this empire.1

We, who hast enjoyed the highest of glories. Even the sun doth pale in comparison to our radiance, while the moon and stars serve as but tapestries to bring out our greater brilliance.

We, who recline upon the greatest bed in this empire, decorated with all manner of gemstones and jewels. Our bed doth assume the form of an object most sacred, such that mortals dare not even dream of such splendor. Even our pillow doth contain the primordial essence of this world, a knowledge so sublime that even the greatest scholars, expounding upon the sum total of their sciences, hold nary a candle to its wisdom.

We, who live in a palace that towers over heaven. With tiles made of crystals, palace walls formed of polished diamonds, and ground paved with gold and jade.

We, who wear the most dazzling robes in this world and don a crown with the embedded Goddess’ Tear.

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Each time we awaken, the Heavens caress our face with the priceless first rays of dawn, and the wind goddess brings to us the sweetest of scents with the most refreshing of breezes.2

When we sleep, the world doth zealously look up to us with reverence. When we are awake, they dare not gaze straight upon our countenance.

“Look, mommy, that person is sleeping in a cardboard box.”

“Don’t look, let’s go quickly.”

Our everyday meal is prepared by the most experienced chef in the world. The food he cooks, even with the most common of ingredients, is an explosion of flavors.

“Your breadstick comes to a total of two dollars fifty cents. Hey, there’s fifty cents less.”

“We will give you the remaining fifty cents tomorrow.”

After our meal, we will always patrol around our territory. Perhaps they are dazed by our kingly aura, no one is able to stand straight to look at us within ten meters radius.

“Oh ⓢⓗⓘⓣ, so smelly. Which mother ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓔⓡ hasn’t bathed for a month?”

Our country gets attacked by magic beasts occasionally. At this time, we will wield the sacred sword, which doubles as the symbol of supreme might, to exterminate the beasts.

“Demon Hound from the Infernal Realm, leave our territory at once.”

“Woof woof!”

“Is that so, since thou are so stubborn, then we shall personally send thy back to hell.”

“Woof woof woof woof!”

When the sun sets, we would return to our castle with the trophy.

One day, however, we suddenly began to feel empty. After an hour of endless reflection, we hast finally realized. We need women, our empire needs an empress.

We are the lord of this empire, yet our harem is empty. This is such a disgrace.

Thus we began the search for a woman qualified to become our empress throughout the empire.

We are loved by the gods. In merely three days, we hast found the woman of our dream.

Black long hair, fair skin, slender build, nice curves, good looks. In all our life, we hast never seen such a beautiful woman.

However, before we hast the chance to confess to her, the death god’s sickle hast already been swung. A mass of steel charged toward her with at least 50 kilos of speed.

We thought over it for 0.5 seconds before we rushed to her rescue without hesitation. If we cannot even save the woman we took a fancy to, what qualifications do we hast to be king.

We, Akabella Dorn Kazick Oliver M. Octavian Bell Chen Duxiu, are the lord of this empire. Even if we are the only person, we will still protect my people.

Farewell, our true love!

Farewell, our empire!

Farewell, our empty harem!

……

In the boundless darkness, silent and formless, there was nothing around and nothing could be felt.

Where… are we?

A beam of light suddenly pierced the darkness. Just like the lighthouse at the shore, it caused people to chase after it involuntarily.

“So blinding, are… we dead?”

“Sis, sis! He’s awake!” A sharp and pleasant voice suddenly reverberated. Her voice sounded just like the cry of a bird.

“Alright, just settle down. I can see it.” Yet another voice reverberated. It was a gentle voice that made people feel welcoming.

We tried our best to open our eyes, only to find that there’s nothing in front of us.

“Idiot, look above you.” It came from that sharp and pleasant voice.

We raised our head and found two girls floating above. Their body was covered by fog and it was impossible to make out their facial features.

After we took a quick glance at them and confirmed their position, we lowered our head and once again looked in front.

“What are you doing?”

“We, Ayimira Budra Kashapu Rimon L. Afgadero Wright Schwarzenegger III, are the lord of this empire. We will never look at someone standing above us,” This was our unconditional bottom line.

“……”

“…Alright, fine. We’ll just descend.”

The two slowly landed and the fog also dispersed, revealing their true face.

“Beautiful young ladies, will thou accept our love and become our empresses. When the time comes, thine shall become the mistresses of our empire.”

As soon as we laid our eyes on them, we got down on one knee and began our proposal. Even we had never seen women as beautiful as them before.

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What? We said that before? Sorry, we had already forgotten the last one’s appearance.

“Sis, he’s getting on my nerves.”

“Endure it, it was our fault that he became like this.”

“No, you girls are faultless. If being beautiful is a fault, then the Heaven would hast punished thou long ago.”

“Although I am very happy about your words of praise, I still cannot accept your proposal.”

“Is that so? Is it because our territory is too small and is already incapable of moving thou? But don’t worry, once we return, we shall run a campaign to conquer the whole world. We will come back to receive thou once our territory has expanded.”

“Umm… but you are already dead.”

“…We… are really dead?” Since a while ago, we felt something very unnatural with our body. It was much too light. As it turned out, we had already turned into a ghost.

“Then where is this place? Who are thou? And why are we here? Aren’t we supposed to return to our empire? As a king, we should be protecting our territory even in death.”

“Alright already, isn’t your territory just a gar—”

“Sister!”3

“Hmph!”

The one with a soothing voice said, “Nice to meet you Mr. Kaoru. We are goddesses, and this is the space between two worlds.

“Please call us Acapella Madeleus Carbero Richard Z. Robert Scarbusla Roosevelt IV. This is the family name of our empire, it absolutely cannot be changed.”

“Then can you please repeat the family name of your empire again?” Blue veins popped up on the forehead of that person. Could it be that goddesses were also under a lot of stress?

“That cannot be done, because we hast already forgotten our former titles.”4

“Why you… Okay… Just relax, take a deep breath… Actually~ We called your majesty here for a very important matter.”

“I give thou permission to speak.”

“……Actually, you are not supposed to be born as a beggar, but the princess of the dragon race instead.”

“Dragon race? Princess?”

“That’s right. Precisely the dragon race in all men’s romance. And a high and mighty princess at that. The reason you are that chunni5 is due to this.”

“Then thee…”

“That’s right, we plan to set things right and reincarnate you as the dragon race’s princess.”

“That’s right, that’s right. The egg has already been laid for over twenty years, it’s about time you hatched.”

“Shut up! We are a bonafide man, the ruler of a nation! How can we become a princess?!” Become a dragon? Fine! But a princess? Absolutely not! How can we start a harem if we become a girl!

“…” (Fist pump) “Hehe, do you think you have any leeway to resist? Anyway, let us give you another gift.”

“Law Fabrication,” The goddess pointed at us.

“What did thou…”

“Boom!” A bolt of lightning dropped from the sky and hit us directly…

“Boom!” And yet another lightning, we…

“Boom!” we…

“Boom!” …

“Heh-heh-heh, this goddess has specially created a new law just for you. As long as you continue to act like a chuunibyou, you will be hit by lightning.”

“It’s just a mere lightning, we…”

“Boom!”

“Furthermore, you cannot say we, thou, or anything with an archaic accent. You also can’t even think about it.”6

“How did we…”

“Boom!”

Three seconds later.

“I’m sorry, I was wrong,” I kowtowed and begged for forgiveness.

What? I am gutless? I am only patiently lying in wait for a chance to get my revenge. I will endure the humiliation for now, but one day, I will get back everything that belonged to us!

“Boom!”7

“I’m really sorry!”

“At least you are attentive, I’ll at least give you that much credit. It’s quite late already, you should be on your way. Just let me alter your soul first,” big sister goddess waved her delicate hands.

Ouch!

So painful!

The pain penetrates deeply into the bone!

This pain is incomparable to the times I was crushed by the truck.

It feels like my soul is being torn apart. I could barely maintain my consciousness.

“Just bear with it for a while, okay? Reconstructing the soul is not a simple task. I am actually very nervous myself.”

After an unknown length of time, big sister goddess finally heaved a sigh of relief, “Phew… It’s done, allow me to send you on your way now.”

I felt my consciousness getting fuzzier, but before I completely blacked out, I think I heard a frantic voice.

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“Hey! Sis, you only changed him into a girl, you forgot to convert it into a dragon soul.”

“… I forgot… Well, it shouldn’t be a big problem, the only issue is that she cannot transform into a huge dragon.”

Of course it’s a big problem! Transforming into a dragon is but a man’s… romance…

……

Darkness… again with the endless darkness…

However, the darkness this time was very warm, just like a mother’s embrace.

Where is this?

After pondering for a few seconds and linking all the past events until now, I have come to a conclusion. I, Akatod… Tadashi Kaoru, had reincarnated as the dragon race’s princess and still hadn’t hatched from the egg.

Since I had already regained consciousness, it would mean that I have fulfilled the condition to be hatched. However, how do I get out from here?

I tried stretching my arms, but found my arms were as frail as that of a newborn baby’s. Even after exerting so much effort, they only swayed a little.

“W-what… The egg moved, the egg was moving! It is about to be hatched! Go inform the queen quickly! The egg is going to hatch!”

After that, the surrounding turned boisterous. There were weeping sound, big laughter, and the flapping of wings.

“Quiet!” Then came the dignified voice of a woman.

“My child, are you finally ready to come out? It’s been twenty long years, did you know how torturous it was to wait for you to hatch all this time? Quick, transmit this order to all the dragons; regardless of what they are doing, I want them to drop it and return immediately. I am going to hold a birth festival for my child!”

“Yes!”

Is that my mother? She seems very powerful. Quick, help me smash the eggshell, then I will be able to come out.8

“My queen, you shouldn’t get too close. The shell break is a very important event for our dragon race, there must be absolutely no interference from an external force.”

“Right, of course. All of you move back for a hundred meter. Set up a saint-level barrier and destroy anything the dares to get within a hundred meter. Not a single soul will be permitted to disturb the hatching of my child.”

“My child, please don’t blame your mother for being heartless. Dragons must rely on themselves to break out of the shell. Know that your claws shall one day tear the earth asunder and your wings shall conquer the skies.”

“Quick, my queen, you should also quickly distance yourself a little.”

…Ⓢⓗⓘⓣ! Where am I supposed to find a pair of claws or wings! Those two dunces of a goddess had turned me into a normal girl alright?!

Will I become the dragon that gets choked to death by my own egg?

No way! That’s too embarrassing! I must think of something, otherwise I’ll… that’s right! There is still that method! Although I’m not sure if it will work, I still have to try!

I took a deep breath and said inwardly, “Our true name is Osbright Kamen Mengqi D. Lelouch · Black Flag · Mondo the Fifth!”

“Boom!”9

“Boom!”

In the wake of the thunder, I was assaulted by intense pain as every fiber of my being was being pricked by the electric shock constantly.

Incapable of doing anything else, I could only pray that I didn’t get killed by the lightning. Otherwise, I, Akabel— (omitted the rest)1, will need to go see those two retarded goddesses again.

Perhaps surprised by the lightning, noises began to surface from the outside again.

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“What…? Why did the lightning…”

“The barrier is destroyed…”

“My child!”

So… noisy… I was hit by sudden drowsiness.

The pain and numbness caused by the lightning gradually faded away, but the egg was still in one piece.

“Huu…” My lungs began to work and supplied me with all the oxygen I needed to stay awake.

However, the air in the egg was obviously very thin.2

Could it be that, I, Washington— (omitted the rest), will really die in my eggshell?

Looks like I still need to go see those retarded goddesses after all. I wonder if they will give me another chance at rebirth.

“My child… a- are you okay?”

“My queen, please refrain yourself. He must rely on himself at this time.”

“Why did the lightning strike? Is there an enemy?!”

“Go investigate quickly!”

So noisy! I am dying okay? Do you guys really need to make so much noise? Will you not just let me die in peace?

They’re really… so bothersome!

Thump-thump, thump-thump… as abruptly as my pulse quickened… my whole body began to feel hot.

“Huu… huu…” My lungs desperately squeezed out the last of the oxygen present in the shell.

The blood in my body began to boil. I could even hear the flow of blood as they coursed through the veins.

“No, I’m going to break the eggshell.”

“Think about it trice my queen! If you break the eggshell now, it will affect his fu—”

“There’s no future if he dies now?! Out of my way!” There was yet another uproar coming from the outside.

I say… you guys… are too noisy!

I suddenly stretched my hands outward.

“Crack,” I became dumbfounded.

The noisy bunch also quietened down.

The sound of my heartbeat became clearer. At the same time, I felt like I could hear countless heartbeat sounds resonating with mine.

I exerted a little strength into my fingers and the seemingly indestructible eggshell from a moment ago shattered like a piece of paper. Light began to penetrate into the egg from the small crack.

Usually, when one stayed in the dark for too long, they wouldn’t be able to look straight at the light at once. However, my eyes adapted to the dazzling light very quickly.

“Crack! Crack!”

The eggshell cracked every time I exerted a bit of strength. When the entirety of my hand finally stretched out of the egg, I found that they were long and slender, completely unlike that of a newborn baby.

In other words, I’ve skipped the whole infant phase and reincarnated as a little loli? Isn’t that too big of a jump? We… I haven’t mentally prepared myself for this!

It was at this time I suddenly thought of a problem; I am currently *****, and there are unknown numbers of dragons out there fixing their eyes on me. It wouldn’t have been a problem if I am an infant, but with my current body… that would be a little… too much…

A warm hand suddenly grabbed me as I contemplated whether to go out like this or not. Her originally dignified voice now carried incomparable affection as she said, “Don’t be scared, my child. I’ll be here for you.”

The voice dispelled all my doubts. I stretched my other hand outside and pulled apart the eggshell separating us bit by bit.

Every time an eggshell dropped off, I heard a sound reminiscent of my heartbeat.

“Thump-thump, thump-thump.”

And then what appeared before me was a beautiful madam looking at me with affectionate eyes. The slight smile at the corner of her mouth refused to go away.

Her fiery hair looked as though they were burning and outshone the dazzle of the sun.

She slowly lifted me from within the eggshell and used a gorgeous cloth to wrap me up.

“It’s alright, don’t be scared. You may restrain the Dragon Might now. Otherwise, some of the little fellas wouldn’t be able to endure it.”

Only now did I realize the surrounding was a huge valley, and figures of huge life forms could be seen everywhere around the valley.

Huge body, fierce-looking head, the scales that reflected light under the sunlight, and those huge pair of wings… so cool… are those the legendary dragons? They are every bit as cool as my imagination!

The strange thing was that all the dragons were crouching down for some reason. Some of the smaller-sized dragons were even trembling a little.

The gray dragon that’s closest to me said with a trembling voice, “All hail the royal princess. Shortly after she was born, her Dragon Might was already strong enough to overpower all of the dragons here. Only the queen who’s a half-god remains unaffected… Th- this might be comparable to the power of the first generation dragons with the purest bloodline… It looks like Her Highness incubated for twenty years for a reason. Maybe someday in the future, Her Highness may be able to launch an attack at the illusory Heavenly Realm.”

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Heavenly Realm? I suddenly thought of those two retarded goddesses. In other words, I have a chance for revenge in the future? Wahaha, just wait for me you two idiots, I will definitely make my way towards that whatever world and then press my little brother against your ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— to let you two experience my agony!

The madam… no, my mother gently stroked my head and said proudly, “Of course, this is but my baby girl. Good girl, quickly retract your Dragon Might or someone might really not be able to stand it anymore.”

What? How am I to know how to retract it when I don’t even know how to release this thing.

Maybe because this body had never once spoken before, my voice wouldn’t come out when they reached the mouth. Only after spiraling in my mouth for a long time did a word finally made its way out.

“Iya?” That was the only sound I managed to make.

“Ss——3” Mother’s face suddenly flushed, then she suddenly buried me into her E, no… at least F-cup breasts.

“So… so cute!!!”

My name is Kaoru, but naturally, that was the name I used before becoming the emperor. My true name is Carlos (omitted the rest). Do not misunderstand, it is not because I am stingy and do not want to let the world know of my ⓑⓔⓔⓟ—— name, it’s because I’ve been stabbed in the back by two retarded goddesses. Not only did I lose my little brother, I have also been deprived of all my ⓑⓔⓔⓟ——.

Ever since that day, I have lost almost all my life’s joy, unable to ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— my ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— and ⓑⓔⓔⓟ—1. It really makes my heart ache.

I originally thought that nothing else could’ve cheered me up.

However, I found that I was wrong.

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Right now, it feels like I have returned to the day when I was thirteen years old. The me at the time was in an extremely arduous situation. During that period, the one who always accompanied me was an old gentleman.

He had once imparted me with meaningful life experiences, “Child, you should know that, the strongest thing in the world are not the swords nor the supernatural beings, is it our desire! It can cause a man to degenerate, make them go crazy, countless heroes to smack the ground in frustration, and many gentlemen to wear unusual hat.”

I have vividly remembered those words, but I didn’t understand what they meant at the time.

But now, at this very moment, I have finally understood.

This wonderful sensation that make men want to stop but can’t. This stifling feeling that can make a man die happy. This… This has already transcended the boundaries of life and death and has reached the highest order of existence.

“Ah… sorry, I was too excited,” mother loosened slightly and liberated me from her breasts.

“Hm? Why is your face so red? Are you sick somewhere? You must tell mommy if you are feeling unwell.”

“Iya~”

No, I’ve never had such a great time before. Never have I ever come across such a beautiful object in all my life. However, I am unable to express this delightful feeling into words.

Mother’s face flushed again when she heard my childish sound.

“So cute, she’s really too cute! Why is my daughter such a cutie~ Makes me want to hug her again. No… nonononono… I need to help her suppress the Dragon Might first.”

Mother used both hands to lift up my face, “Here, good girl, look into mommy’s eyes.”

Mother eyes was like the azure sky, creating a distinct contrast with her fiery hair.

She was looking straight into my eyes. Gold hue began to spread from the center of her pupils and turned her originally azure eyes into golden. It was as though a golden flame was ignited in her eyes.

The golden flame seemed to possess magic power and sucked all my attention towards it.

“Relax your mind and feel your pulse,” mother’s voice resounded in my ears like a distant clock bell.

Thump-thump! Thump-thump! I heard my pulse very clearly. Meanwhile, I could also hear countless pulses from the surrounding.

And the pulse that’s closest to me was oh so familiar yet distinct. It topped over all the other pulses by far. The pulse was reminiscent to the pulse of the world itself.

“Suppress it.”

That powerful voice echoed in my mind, guiding my pulse and returned it to the normal state.

The gold-color in mother’s eyes began to subside, and my awareness slowly returned.

By the time mother’s eyes changed back to sky blue color, I still remained in a daze for a good few seconds. Mother gently caressed my face with a smile and said, “Remember that feeling just now and learn how to control it.”

I nodded my head in a daze.

“Congratulations my queen, the princess has finally been born!”

“Rooooar! This calls for a celebration.”

“My thoughts exactly!”

I was startled by the sudden clamor. It was as though some kind of switch had been flipped, all those dragons who were crouching on the ground earlier began to roar, to shout, and flap their wings. To put it briefly, they feel more excited than me who had just narrowed escaped death.

“Quiet!” Mother commanded.

As expected of mother! Just one word from her and all the huge dragons quietened down. Not even a single noise remained.

“Today marks the birth of my daughter! As such, I shall hold a birth festival for tonight! The altar will be opened and it is there shall we acquire a true name for my daughter!”

“Rooooooar—— Shrieeeeeeek——”

“I shall leave the arrangement to Akarin.”

“Yes!” answered the gray dragon nearby.

True name? Is my true name not Austrian (omitted the rest)?

Does that mean the dragons also have a so-called true name? This is seriously— so cool! No wonder they are the man’s romance! I already can’t wait to find out my draconic true name.

Mother rubbed my head and pampered me, “Just you wait, I will definitely hold the grandest birth festival for you. Before that… hehehe, let me dress you up~”

For some reason, I have a bad premonition. Do not doubt, we… I have sharpened my intuition to the utmost in countless ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— battles. That’s why, I am sure something bad will definitely happen in a short while.

As sudden as it happened, the surrounding scenery abruptly changed. By the time I realized what was going on, I found myself inside a huge cave.

“Don’t be scared, it’s just teleportation magic.”

So that was magic, it was awesome indeed! However, it still felt somewhat lacking compared to the ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— I had mounted before.

When I turned to look towards one side of the cave, my eyes suffered a great blow.

When I broke out from the eggshell just recently, my eyes experienced the change of lighting from dark to light. I didn’t feel any discomfort at that time, but now… my eyes had been blinded by all the dazzle.

Gold! Diamonds! Gems! Crystals! All that are shinies, they have it here. Moreover, you don’t count them one by one, but mountain by mountains! This is literally mountains of treasures! I… cough, cough… this still doesn’t compare to the ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— I once possessed…

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However… why do I have the urge to roll and sleep on top of them? Don’t tell me… these things have been enchanted by magic? …That’s right, that must be it! Otherwise, why would I be attracted by these things…

When mother saw my spellbound expression, her lips formed a smile and said, “All of these belong to you from now on. Dragons are creatures who likes shiny things to begin with, so there’s no need for you to suppress your desires.”

So that’s it. Told you I wouldn’t be attracted to these material things with my strong will. It’s all because of my instinct!

“But what I wanted you to see aren’t those things,” mother gently turned my head to the other side.

Once I saw the stuff on the other side of the cave, my originally overheated brain cooled down in an instant. Moreover, I could feel a chill running up from the soles of my feet up to my head.

Those are clothes, lots and lots of clothes, ranging from baby wear to child wear, western dresses to formal attires. I can even see maid clothing among them… Almost half of the entire cave was stuffed full of clothes.

“I bought all these clothes for you ever since twenty years ago. These are all your clothes ranging from birth until ten thousand years old~ How is it? Are you surprised? It’s just a pity that you are already so big immediately after birth, so many clothes cannot be worn anymore… Mhm, you know what? Just forget about it! I can’t wait to personally change you into these clothes one by one… hehehe…”