A young lady with silver glasses asked the black haired man sitting on the red cushioned chair . " My Lord , how did you and your husband ascended the heavens in such a very quick span of time? Every member of the reincarnation troupe was curious about your achievements . Even surpassing the powers of the realm of heavens . "
The black haired man layed on the sexy chest of the blonde man behind him and smirked . " We just died , reincarnated and married . Well , about how we descended the heavens . Others may call our deeds ... running amok within the world we reincarnated at . "
The blonde behind him nodded and smiled . " We cultivated and cultivated and didn't realized we became gods . "
The young lady's mouth opened in shock. " That simple? "
The black haired man nodded. " Simple "
The audience watching from every corner of the countless dimensions became dumbfounded by their words .
Of course , what they experienced was never simple . Kian couldn't help reminiscing those moments .
" Tsk , i still could not accept that i was the one who fell inlove first . "
The blonde behind him chuckled and kissed his neck . " But i was the one who ate a lot of vinegar . "
A triumphant smile flashed across Kian's face .
Then , a young man and woman entered the living room where the young lady just then had left . The pair of handsome men could be seen cuddling like young couples occasionally kissing and groping shamelessly .
The two young man and woman coughed to catch the attention of the two .
Two pairs of eyes locked unto the two figures standing at the doorstep .
" Grandpa ... Granddad " The young man scratches his head .
" Oh , you young ones finally spared your time to visit us old bones huh . " Kian shamelessly said and beckoned to them to sit down .
Zion twitched his mouth and inwardly thought , which place do you guys look old? Zhia also thought the same but they obediently sit down .
Jameson looked at his grandsons and frowned . " What made you visit us? Usually , you young ones would be busy dating on the street and changing partners as if they were clothes . "
Zion coughed in guiltyness , Zhia on the other hand flushed because she indeed flirted a lot with many handsome men .
" Uhmm , grandpa ... We just want to ask , if you were truly assassins before . "
Zhia nodded and waited for the couple to reply .
" Uh? About that? Yeah , we were indeed assassins before . "
Zion's eyes shoned in excitement and stared intensely at his grandparents . " Then ... How was the life of being an assassin . "
Kian thought for a moment then answered while rubbing Jameson's abs . " Naturally , it was hard ....."
Kian told Zion and Zhia how Kian first met Jameson in the headquarters after he was kidnapped and trained to become human killing machine . Jameson and Kian were in the same batch at that time and became colleagues with deep bonds and trust .
In all the members of the underworld , Kian and Jameson only trusts each other and regarded each other as spiritual brothers .
They live normally not until they were tasked to infiltrate a certain wealthy family's house to assassinate the family head , coincidentally Kian stole a jade which he took a fancy and escaped with Jameson but then the explosion happened and they died .
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" What's this? " Kian muttered while doned in a complete black spy suit . He lifted his arms and stared closely at the glistening stone .
The room was dark but the rubby in his hands was glowing like an luminous stone like in the myth . He could feel that the electrons in the crystalized mineral is absorbing energy and released it in small amounts . This phenomenon called gemstone lumiscenes fascinated Kian's eyes and immediately pocketed it . Then took it out again , thinking of a gimmick then pulled out a needle to prick his fingertips rubbing his blood around the rubby .
He sighed " I told you James , Pia's nonsensical fictional thinking isn't real . How could i have thought of doing what main characters do to get a golden cheat? It is simply nonsensical . "
Jameson just smiled behind him and looked at the glowing stone within Kian's hands .
Kian then suddenly turned his body to Jameson and snatched his hand and prick the needle to his fingertips . " Ah?! What are you doing . " Jameson asked and aggrievedly sucked his fingers .
" Tsk , I'm just trying wether you could activate the golden cheat inside . What if our life gets changed after we get a golden finger , if that happens then we can then stop becoming an assassin and live a life of comfort . "
The blonde man shook his head in amusement and patted his shoulder . " I've already got rid of the corpse , we should depart now . "
Kian nodded and followed him as they jumped through the windows , but who would have thought that an explosion suddenly occured and hit Jameson and Kian's body .
" This fuc* up life . " Kian groaned .
Jameson lying lifelessly beside him inwardly thought. ' fuc*k up life indeed . '
Far a way from the planet earth no. 2301 , in a certain dimension . Several white winged men descended unto chaos as a panick look painted their faces .
" What did you guys do? How can you let these two cannon fodders steal the golden finger of the son of heaven? " A long haired man with green eyes frowned and looked at the trembling little angels behind him .
A little angel with a height of a five years old kid flew over to the angry archangel and pacified his mood . " S-sir , we cannot control these two cannon fodders . They have surpassed the maximum wisdom that limited them but Kian still found the heirloom of the son of heaven and stole it . What can we do ? We are only here to monitor the world to maintain balance , not to monitor the canon fodders . Usually , we would focus our attention to the son of heaven but we didn't notice that the golden finger was already in the hands of the cannon fodder. "
The little heads behind the cute low ranked angel had their heads nodding furiously. The soft hearted archangel softened and sighed .
" Alright , i forgive you this time . Now , immediately get the Book of Life and take the soul of the cannon fodders ... I mean , the cursed fated souls . '
The whole realm got used to reading the books they collected from the mortal worlds they monitored that even the Archangel , Mark regarded the cursed fated souls as cannon fodders . Well , it's not that there's difference between the two . The only difference between the two terms is that the other one were alive and not fiction .
The low ranked little angel immediately summoned the Book of Life . It is a very gigantic book , and the little angel fell down because of its weight .
" Aaah! Help him , help him . "
" Help Lance! "
" Lift the book! "
" Aaah! He was stucked! He's going to die flat! "
Mark helplessly slapped his forehead and helped the little ones to lift the book up .
Lance , the said little angel immediately flapped his feathered wings and flew out of the book . " Phew! Thanks for the help . "
" Your welcome . "
" Don't mind it Lance "
" Yeah yeah , we don't mind it . "
Mark covered his mouth and turned his back . The serious expression on his face cracked whenever's he heard their cute minion voices , their voices tickled Mark's heart as if jerry , the mouse was teasing his heart , tickling him with a chicken feather .
' oh dios mio , stop it. '
" Tadaa , i saw the two cursed fated soul's name within the Book of Life . "
Mark immediately returned his serious expression and walked to the gigantic boon layed on the ground opened with several names marked within . There are several types of name written in different types of characters .
Fortunately , Mark and the little angels could understand different languages because of the law engraved within their bones and bloodline .
The universes were unfathomable , laws were a mysterious for them , but saying that angels could understand different kinds of language isn't exactly true .
It depends on how much angels comprehended the laws within them . The more one comprehended a law , the more language you understand.
Just like how Mark became an archangel after he fully comprehended the laws engraved within his bones .
" Little Lance , please tap their underlined name and mobilize your mana to manipulate the coordinates written inside . "
Lance nodded and jumped unto the big characters written on the book and stomp his feet on it . Slowly , the gigantic characters within the gigantic book glowed . A golden interface popped out of the space he had just stepped upon and coordinates surfaced on it .
" Come on guys , give it your all . "
" Oooyeah!! "
" Yeah , give our all! "
The little angels lined up behind Lance and put their palms forward . In a few seconds later , white pure light glowed around their hands and pierced the two interface that has a written coordinates of the two souls .
A few minutes later , two vague outlines of the cursed fated souls appeared as they were summoned to come in the heavenly realm .
" [ Soul Summoning] is initiated successfully " Lance reported .
Mark nodded in satisfaction and gave the little one a head rub . " Good job . "
Lance's blushed and turned to his comrades and gave each one of them a high five .
Mark looked at the souls of the cursed fated souls and couldn't help clicking his tongue .
Their souls are dark , bone deep dark that their terrible nature merged completely within their bones .
For a pure angel like Mark , their dark soul made him feel uncomfortable .
But it's not that he's clean himself , even if his race is an angel ,that doesn't mean that he cannot sin . Even Lucifer , a former Angel has fallen and became corrupted .
As an intelligent being , Mark himself could sin .
Only hipocrites like the bishops in the fiction novels he had read would hate these cursed fated soul . Those Bishops in the novel thought themselves as holy and righteous when the role of us angels and believers were to only worship the god we believe .
Judging someone is the role of a god , not us angels . We were created to live and believe not to judge others declaring someone dark a sinner .
Well , these cursed fated souls were indeed sinners based on the scale he saw in the Judgement Scale .
But you could not deny , that they were victims themselves , the ones who truly deserves to be punished were the ones who created these killing machines. Mark somehow pitied these two little kids , they were deprived of their childhood when they were kidnapped , being dictated by a dictator and submit to the dictator's unreasonable command .
Kian slowly opened his eyes , and finds himself standing in a wide open area filled with white . Kian looked down and saw that he was standing atop a gigantic book .
" Huh? Aren't i dead already? "
Jameson beside Kian blinked and roam his eyes around . " I think were in heaven . "
" Heaven? That's rather weird , i thought heavens are filled with clouds and you could see a gigantic castle at front with golden engravings craved in the gigantic gate . There would be angels clad in golden armor with wings spread wide and small angels playing harps . "
Mark , Lance along with his comrades listened to Kian's description of the heavenly realm and couldn't help imagining it within their heads .
Lance looked at Mark . " Hey , Sir , Kian's description seems to be too good to be true . "
A green haired angel nodded and pouted . " It would be nice if we could really play harps . "
A pink haired angel joined . " It would also be good to wear a golden armor . "
Mark sighed and rubbed their heads . " The heavens that Kian is talking about is naturally located in the headquarters . How can you guys , a low ranking angels have the previlige to live there? "
The little angels pouted and disappeared . Seeing as the down hearted little angels went back to their respective rooms . Mark focused his attention to the two cursed fated souls again .
" What do you think would be suitable for you? You guys know that you have seazed a lot of lives and have sinned . In order to atone your sin . What type of punishment do you want? "
Kian scratched his cheeks . " Why not obliterate our souls then? Who would want to live being punished in hell? I would rather chose to seaze my existence than live painfully being burnt and punished in hell . "
Kian had enough of his life within the mercenary headquarters . He is already tired , he would rather have his consciousness obliterated than suffer again .
Mark who heard and understood Kian's feelings suddenly felt his heart aching when he places himself within their shoes . It would indeed be unfair to the two if he punished them by sending them to the Underworld but he cannot brazenly decide to not punish them just because of sympathy .
Mark thought for a moment and suddenly thought of a thing that would be used as exchange to send these pair of friends' soul to reincarnation .
" How about you guys give us the authority to use your mortal vessel instead? " Mark said
Jameson lifted his brows . " What do you mean by giving you our corpses . "
Mark chuckled and looked at the document within his hands . " Actually , the rubby that Kian has stolen were supposed to be a heirloom to the son of heaven . However , you guys stole and buried the rubby along with the explosion . Base on the predicted fate of the son of heaven , the son of heaven would fail to recieve his golden finger that was supposed to be his , making his life miserable from the hands of his evil relatives and cursed corrupted souls aka Villains . "
" The superiors in our branch decided to reverse the time of the planet earth no. 2301 and give your bodies to the souls of the Agency of Vengeance . "
" They would send a host to inhabit your soul in exchange for your pardon and be reincarnated in a body that has similar situations with you . "
Kian and Jameson gaped at the words that escaped from the Arcangel's mouth .
" What kind of exchange is that , weird . " Kian whispered to Jameson .
Jameson nodded in agreement . " He is indeed weird , what's with the Agency of Vengeance he's talking about? It sounds like the quick transmigration counterattack , face slapping stories in the books i have read before. "
" Yeah , me too . "
Mark's mouth twitched almost burst out in anger when he heard the two's idiotic response .
Mark inhaled deeply , well ... It can't be helped . Kian and Jameson's brain might have been bumped by some wall debris that they became idiotic . Mark did not realized that he did not even explained to the two assassins what is the agency he was talking about and what is a son of heaven .
Stepping unto the Book of Light , a gigantic Quil Pen flashed mid-air . Mark mobilized his mana and manipulated it to write the word PARDONED beside the names of the two cursed fated souls .
" Well done , you guys will be sent to be reincarnated now . "
Kian and Jameson's soul sink unto a small speck of light and disappeared into nothingness . After seeing that the two trouble maker's presence has disallowed , Mark collapse on the gigantic book and cried in exhaustion . " I want to apply for a vacation , o dios mio . "
Mark didn't realized , that he forgot to retrieve the golden finger that was now bounded to the two assassin's soul .
Nevertheless , the golden finger will still be recreated after the time of reverse .
But he would never expect , that because of it . Kian and Jameson would dominate the dimension they settled at and become a legendary existence in the future .
All because of Mark's negligence , but it is not entirely his fault .
Because regardless if Mark retrieved the golden finger back to himself , the two assassins would still shine bright .
Kian felt weightlessness and suddenly saw that Mark's figure is beginning to get large , then the whole world became black . A moment of dizziness swept over his brain as Kian felt something strange . The black world suddenly brightened as hands suddenly removed the veil that covered his face .
Kian winced at the brightness of the sun and rubbed his eyes . Then suddenly , Jameson's face appeared within his sight.
" Huh? "
Kian looked around and saw that a crowd of people wearing ... Uhmm normal clothes looked at him with excited expression while clapping their hands in celebration . Kian got confused and wanted to pat Jameson's shoulder .
Jameson who had just opened his eyes felt someone patting his shoulder . He looked and saw Kian , his eyes widened and looked down at the veil within his hands .
" That was a very good vow don't you think? " A middle aged woman talked to the woman beside her .
The latter nodded in agreement . " These little kids really know how to speak flowery words . "
" Haha , i agree . "
Jameson was about to speak when the red robed old man beside him and Kian suddenly speak and declared. " the groom may now kiss the bride. "
" ... " Kian
" ... " Jameson
" ........!!!!!! " Kian and Jameson
Jameson and Kian stared at each other with wide eyes . The crowd started clapping in celebration . No matter how joyful the celebration was , Kian and Jameson don't feel the same .
It is because they now realized that Mark reincarnated them in the bodies of a couple .
" Groom , kiss your bride now " repeated the matchmaker thinking that the groom probably didn't heard his words .
Jameson gulped and closed his eyes , trembledly put his hands behind Kian and pressed his lips against Kian's.
" Mppp! "
Kian panicked and started waving his hands while being kissed by the blonde man .
' who i am? '
' where i am? '
' what am i? '
Kian felt despair and cursed the blonde angel that proposed the deal to them. Why would that damn Mark put them into the body of a bride and groom! This mucked up life! Drat!!! ( Another way of saying darn)
Jameson who also felt the same could only feel sorry to Kian . Who would have expected that he would kiss a male bride instead of a girl? He also felt despair! What's with Kian's expression!
Jameson irritatedly bit Kian's lips and started kissing him for real .
Kian secretly pinched Jameson's waist and almost burst out in tears . His first kiss , his first kiss that he had treasured throughout his life! It was stolen by a smelly boy!
Aaaah , unfair ... So damn unfair!!!
" Mmp "
Jameson suddenly deepened the kiss and entered his mouth . Kian almost felt his heart leaping out of throat and subconsciously cried out . Jameson took the opportunity to kiss him deeper mixed with tongue that started lingering within his mouth .
Mist started appearing on Kian's eyes as his mind started getting muddled . He surrenders , his first kiss has already gone . He will just go with the flow and enjoy it .
Replacing Jameson's face within his mind as a beautiful busty woman . Kian responded and even groped Jameson's chest . His heart almost sank when he realized it's not soft as a woman's . He cursed inwardly and bit back before pushing him .
" We're in public , know shame " Kian said agrrieved and pursed his lips to hide his swollen upper and lower lips .
Jameson stared dazed at Kian before a flush surfaced upon his cheeks and avoided eye contact . " Sorry , we'll do it at home then "
The crown watching them smiled knowingly . " Kian doesn't need to be shy in front of your husband . Sooner and sooner , you will eventually roll in the sheets and make babies . "
" Ahahaha right! We'll expect a new child in the village in this year . The more the merrier right? "
" Right "
The crowd started laughing but Kian and Jameson's heart turned cold and looked into each other.
A certain memory flashed within their mind at the same time . Their mouth started motioning . ' That can't be true right? ' Kian
' it cannot be true ' Jameson
A trace of despair surfaced upon Kian's heart and his body turned weak . Jameson went to catch him , and at the same time masked their inner feelings with hipocrite smiles .
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The whole simple mud house was silent . Two silhouettes could been sitting in their respective chairs silent with an expression that says -Unbelievable- .
They could still not digest the information that they married each other . Kissed each other , and even flirted in front of the guests just now .
Kian and Jameson reviewed the happenings and kept on reviewing wether what happened earlier was really true .
" Jameson ... We are not married right? " Kian's soft trembling voice echoed in the silent living room .
" ... " Jameson remained silent as he himself couldn't believe it either .
" Yah! Jameson! We're not husbands right?! "
Jameson shook his head in denial . " We're not! "
Kian then groaned in anger . " But we kissed!!! "
Kian lifted his knees and buried his face on his knees like a child throwing tantrums . " Aaaaah Jameson , that never happened ... I wanna die . "
Jameson's hit Kian's head in anger . " You want to die? Then go jump into the river idiot! "
Kian pouted and stared aggrievedly at Jameson. " I cannot believe that i kissed a man! You don't have soft breasts at all!!! "
Jameson glared at Kian . " You don't have a uterus either! "
" ... " Jameson
" ... " Kian
" No .. i indeed have uterus . " Kian
" Yeah , you're an omega . " Jameson
" Yeah , i can get pregnant . " Kian
" Yeah , i can impregnate a man . " Jameson
" Were husbands . " Kian
" We're minors . " Jameson
" Still 15 " Kian
" But it's a norm in the village. " Jameson
" Yeah you're right . "
Kian's eyes turned watery and started bursting and stomp his feet throwing tantrums . " Aaah , this can't be true ! I don't want to be your wife! "
Jameson then answered back . " I don't want to be a husband of a man either! "
" Aaah damn you " Kian
" F***K you! " Jameson
" I'll never fu*k with you! " Kian
Kian knelt down and started banging his palm on the ground . Jameson massaged his temple and suddenly felt guilty and sad for Kian who couldn't accept the reality that he married a partner with no soft breasts and waist .
Jameson and Kian were both straight but they became spouses all of a sudden . The surprise Mark had given them blowed Kian's mind and drove him into insanity . He himself can't accept that Kian , his spiritual brother inhabited a body that could get impregnated. Jameson and Kian had been close friends since childhood and they were really close .
They were not the usual friends in the fictional novels that never hit and kicked each other . Jameson and Kian were the type of friends that cursed at each other and fight crazily at the arena .
They would only stop until they drop dead drained of stamina .
But at the same time Jameson actually cares for Kian. After all , Jameson thought of Kian as his younger brother . Kian is a cold man in front of outsiders , but he would show his childlike personality in front of him .
Just like how Kian acted , stomping his feet on the ground like child . But usually , Jameson would only see a tall , handsome man stomping his feet in irritation in his past life like a gentleman acting spoiled to his big sister type of girlfriend .
But Kian is inside an omega's body right now and he looked like a small brother throwing tantrums to his mom than a boyfriend to his elder girlfriend .
Jameson scratches his head . What in the world have they find themselves stucked into?
Seeing Kian still panicking , Jameson finally gives in and pacified the baby .
" Sush , we will divorce don't worry . " Jameson pacified but then was punched in the chest while neck strangled .
" Shut up! If you divorce me , my reputation as an omega will get destroyed! Aaah! Irresponsible alpha , I'll kill you! "
" Sorry sorry " Jameson's surrendered .
The pair of husbands started wrestling , despite the omega's physique being weaker than normal . Kian unexpectedly burs out of strength and equalled the alpha's stronger body .
A middle aged woman who just happened to visit to give a wedding gift suddenly witnessed the intense bed scene of the two teenagers rolling in the ground like sadistic monsters .
The middle aged woman immediately put her chubby palm to her mouth . " Young ones are are really energetic . Tsk tsk , i should just leave these meat behind . "
She turned back giggling and happily trotted over to her fellow friends gossiping about the energetic newlyweds They started reminiscing about their youth , how were they inferior to the newlyweds who could fight while doing the thing .
" Ayah~ Was it their kink? Hurt each other while making babies . "
" I've never done that with my husband before , he was usually gentle . "
" Hayss~ women were innately delicate , of course those stupid men has to be gentle in bed . "
" Vulgar! "
" Haha , Marife , you're so feeling innocent . Don't tell us you gave birth to your son without doing that? "
These kinds of woman wouldn't disappear in every generation . They would never seaze to exist and gossipers middle aged woman would always be there in the backyard gossiping without caring for dignity .
Kian panted in exhaustion " Have mercy brother James , i don't have firepower to have second round with you anymore . "
Jameson slapped his butt in anger . " Your words sounds so ambiguous! Stop it! "
Kian started laughing and hugged Jameson . " Let me be shameless for a while . I still can't believe what happened . "
Jameson hurrumped . " And so do i . "
" Then what should we do? " Asked Kian
Jameson's express turned serious . " Rather than thinking about the fact that we got married . I'm more curious , wether you can accept that your status is now the same with woman . "
Kian turned silent and sat down and subconsciously touched his groin and belly . " How can i give birth? Will the child exit down from by butt? "
Kian felt a glare from Jameson and shamelessly laughed showing peace sign to him . " Joke! Of course , i could not accept that . "
Kian then inwardly thought , he cannot even imagine being pressed down by this man. Kian rolled his eyes and reached to drink his coffee .
" Moreover , i can also perceive that i became weaker . I feel sluggish and even my feet can't move as fast as before. I think it will take another week fore to recondition my body and synchronize my soul with my new vessel . I hope this omega body could still grow muscles . "
Jameson smirked patted his back . " Woman can even beat men in our world , omega can do it too. "
Kian smiled and suddenly felt his heart turning light from Jameson's assurance . " Yeah , omega can do it too. "
Kian gave Jameson a high-five but he immediately kicked Jameson with glare . " Control your strength jerk! It hurts you know! "
Jameson's was dumbfounded and stared at his hands then to Kian's body . " Do you really think i am a costume to your weak body? I was just subconsciously thinking that you are still strong . "
Kian pouted . " How dare you look down on me bastard , I'll kill you! "
Jameson and Kian had another round of fight again , rolling in the sheets with fire burning within their eyes . Anyone who sees their situation will surely misunderstand them .
Right now , the pair of husbands prepared their beddings to sleep , the only problem was the size of their bed .
Kian looked at Jameson and suggested . " Should i lay down a bed sheet on the ground? You sleep at the bed , I'll sleep at the ground . " Kian forgot that he was an omega and suggested to Jameson to sleep separately instead .
Jameson was about to nod in agreement when he suddenly remembered that he was the husband and Kian was the wife . He , of course has to be gentle( he only thought of this right now) to his wife . " I'll sleep on the ground , i have a restless legs syndrome and cannot sleep without moving a lot . I might fall down unto you in the middle of the night . "
Kian suddenly fell into a deep thought . " You have a point . "
" Right? " Jameson agreed and pushed Kian to the bed and layed down on the ground.
While the two lied on their respective places . The two stared at their poor ceiling . They remained quiet for a while then started talking as if they were never a pair of husbands but a pair of poor brothers instead .
" What should we eat tomorrow brother? " Asked Kian
Jameson also thought of tomorrow's breakfast and suddenly frowned . " Our originals did not leave us some stocks tomorrow , f**k "
" Yeah , mucked up life . " Kian
Kian turned to his side and stared down at the young man who has his arms below his head staring at the ceiling just like him earlier .
" Hubby~ "
A disgusted look surfaces upon Jameson's face and glared at Kian . " Stop teasing me , it's disgusting. "
Kian burst out in laughter and started banging the bed . " I'm disgusted too , bastard. "
Jameson shivered and rubbed his shoulders . " Yuck! "
Kian glared at Jameson and rolled down , fell on top if him and started punching his face . Jameson laughed while covering his precious face , captured his fist and suddenly rolled and pushed Kian's back while twisting his arms behind him .
Kian , as if a gymnast suddenly stretches his leg while lying on his stomach and kicked Jameson's back like a scorpion's tail . He opened his palm and scratched Jameson's arms , they started wrestling again like idiots . They really liked to fight and were always impulsive when they were together .
Of course , they never punched each other witch force but instead counted their points through the number of hits they successfully landed .
Kneeling on the bed with dry lips , Kian recieved Jameson's considerate glass of water and put it back after drinking . " At this point , i might really grow muscles from the constant fight . "
Jameson rolled his eyes and lifted Kian's body by the collar . " Stretch your muscles or you will get muscle soreness tomorrow . "
" Dang it . " Exclaimed Kian and started stretching his body .
Jameson subconsciously smiled and cracked his knuckle bones and also started stretching.
" Since we don't have a food to eat tomorrow , let's just hunt at the forest . " Suggested James .
Kian grunted . " I don't want to eat a meal without a rice . I would easily get hungry if I don't eat rice. "
Jameson can relate to Kian as he also grew up eating rice from the headquarters . After all , from the monstrous training that they had experienced , it was only natural that they eat a big amount of food every meal . It is the only way for them to replenish energy and stamina .In other words , food is just like a health potion to them and without food , they will die . " Then let's sell some of our hunts then buy a rice . "
Kian rolled his eyes . " We aren't even familiar with the places surrounding the village . "
" I'll scout and draw a map tomorrow . " Jameson said and layed on the ground after changing his clothes without shame in front of Kian .
Speaking of clothes , the clothing of the world they reincarnated at wasn't different from the modern world , but the materials of it were poorer . It is only shirt and pants , there's even a patched traces on the old clothes of the original owner of their bodies .
" Dang it , we worked hard killing and assassinating big shots , earning millions of money every kill and we just died and reincarnated at a very poor body? Why don't Mark sent us to inhabit a nobleman instead? " Kian childishly complained and also changed his clothes while staring at the coarse fabric with disdainful eyes .
Jameson rubbed his little head . " We'll earn money soon and buy new clothes , Don't worry . "
Kian gave Jameson a perverted glance . " Ooh , my sugar daddy will provide for his baby? "
Jameson almost choked in the air and started wrestling with Kian again . Of course , Kian recieved Jameson's challenge like a masochist bottom and even fought back .
" Eyah~ hubby is so bad , even hitting his wife . This is domestic violence . " Kian shamelessly said in a lewd voice .
" Fuc*** " Jameson almost vomited in disgust and hit Kian lightly with his foot .
" Ouch! " Kian overreacted .
A dumbfounded look surfaced upon Jameson's handsome youthful face and Kian started laughing like an idiot . " I'm disgusted at myself. "
Jameson chuckled and shook his head . " You should be , it really send chills to my sexy body . "
It was Kian's turn to feel disgusted and rolled his eyes in disdainful manner before tucking himself inside his quilt . He blew the candle at the desk beside the bed and said " good night brother. "
Jameson hummed tiredly and answered . " Good night . "
Kian and Jameson's tensed muscle relaxed as they started throwing their worries and fear away from their mind and fell into sweet dreams . Their new lives might have blowed their mind , at least they were more relaxed compared to their life full of murderous intent in the modern world. Their new lives are just like a blank canvas that they could freely paint on . They could do anything about their new lives and live a new type of lifestyle than the life of being hunted down by the military in their past lives.
They were actually inwardly grateful to Mark who sent them to their new life , where they could choose their own path to thread . They started at the bottom place of the food chain , but as a natural killer , they would never shed their evil nature and would eventually become abnormal .
Because they were never normal at the beginning . They possses different sets of skills and could survive if they were ever thrown in the wilderness.
Cold , murderous pairs of eyes glowed in the dark as they slowly closed , like a pair of beast that fell into light slumber to replenish energy and hunt down preys by the time the new dawn comes .
Early in the morning , their biological clock woke them up and start arranging their beddings and stretched their muscles .
Kian felt more refreshed and jogged outside with Jameson , running back and fort from down the mountain up to the peak then jog back again . They did it silently and stretched their legs and arms ready to kick and punch .
" You prepared a knife? " Asked Kian and dragged a small bag of pots and seasonings .
" Let's cook our food at the mountain . "
Jameson nodded and swirled the knife through his fingers expertly. The two walked deep into the mountains and collect herbs and aromatics that they found . Jameson set up a trap while Kian happily ventured deeper and crouched down like a patient tiger and eyed the rabbit knawing on the grass of the mountains.
Kian restrained his viper like killing intent not intending to frighten the little rabbit . Suddenly , a flash of light glistened when the sun rays hit the slender sharp body of the knife held within Kian's hands as it flew rapidly like a swoosh of air as it quickly nailed the head of the cute rabbit on to the tree trunk , dangling pitifully like a doll abused by a mad witch .
Kian covered his lips as a hipocritical look surfaced upon his face . Soft brows bent , eyes curved in sadness and lips puckered cutely . Kian's expression looked distress while his eyes locked unto the pitiful rabbit .
Then he clasp his hands respectfully . " May your soul rest in peace , little rabbit . " He whispered and carried the rabbit to the basket placed on Jameson's back .
" Caught a rabbit? Not bad " said Jameson
Kian rolled his eyes . " I'll hunt a tiger soon enough . "
" Gambatte "
Kian bit his lower lips in irritation with cold eyes , but he couldn't fight with Jameson in the middle of the forest so he decided to focus on hunting new preys to sell.
" If only i have my sniper rifle Barret M82 " muttered Kian .
That lovable sniper rifle could be said to be a wall destroyer sniper rifle , and Kian loved it so much while battling the military .
Kian's lovestruck eyes return to normal and sighed . It seems that his hands were itching to pull a rifle's trigger and target a prey .
A startling noise resounded as Jameson immediately moved and catch the prey . Kian started clapping in amazement . " A ring necked pheasant , good ... It's been a long time since i saw animals , i usually only saw chickens and turkey . "
" We can sell this with a good price " Jameson said and tied the legs of the pheasant .
" How about we hypnotize it? It might escape "
Jameson nodded and held the long tailed pheasant and pushed it on the ground . Kian picked up a stick while Jameson grasped the neck of the pheasant , Kian draw a straight line on the ground .
Slowly , the pheasant turned weak . The two married youth smiled in satisfaction and put the poor pheasant on the basket along with the poor rabbit .
These two are really insane , doesn't even gave mercy to the two poor animals .
The two went deeper on to the forest and hunted a wild boar and another pheasant again . Kian searched for the pheasant's nest and snatched the eggs inside .
" I'm so happy haha , this is exciting . More exciting than hunting humans . "
Jameson shivered and looked at Kian weirdly . " Can you fix the way you speak? You speak as if you're not human yourself . "
" What's wrong with it? We obviously hunted humans before . "
Jameson sighed and doesn't want to talk with Kian anymore . " Suit yourself whatever you want . "
Kian looked at Jameson with a perplexed look . ' what's wrong with the way i talk? ' he muttered confusedly and followed Jameson down the mountain .
The two teenagers paused for a moment and climbed a coconut tree to pull out some coconuts . Jameson on the other hand started chopping the coconut tree's fronds , and removed the leaves and chopped the remaining woods into thin logs to be used as firewoods .
" You know , we can make a coconut oil with this . It can even be used as alternative for shampoo . " Kian said after he climbed down and broke a coconut and drank the juice inside .
Jameson on the other hand didn't try drinking because he thought that coconut juice tastes strange . " It is better to drink water , i will only feel more thirstier with this . "
Kian chuckled in agreement . " Well , coconut juice is better with milk and ice . "
Kian salivated and started weaving the leaves unto an alternative for sacks , " yah , why did i made this kind of thing? Shame! Shame , the future generations will surely mock me for my stupidity . " Kian said but still put the coconut fruits into the weaved alternative sack that doesn't look like a sack at all .
Jameson laughed out loud and banged the coconut tree beside him .
" Shut up! " Kian blushed and kicked Jameson's rear in irritation .
Jameson wiped the residue of tear drops because of tears of joy and rubbed his rear that was kicked by Kian .
" What are you standing there bastard?move your legs , standing there like a waiting maiden . Ptui! "
Jameson laughed and lifted the basket containing the hunted preys and lifted the boar over his shoulder . " Wait for me! "
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A middle aged man looked at the seemingly hairless boy with amazement . " I thinking this newlywedded boy is a promising youth . Look at their harvest , so abundant! "
A thin man stared enviously at the newlywed couple . " I think that after they married each other , this youth Jameson seems to have gained a lot of strength? Is this the difference between a single and taken? " The middle aged man beside the thin man scoffed at him with a disdainful look .
" You are so ugly , no wonder no one in the village wants to marry you . "
" Dad!! " Complained the man obviously in his early 20's .
" So heartless " he muttered and clutched his heart emotionally . " Ah! I should court the young lady at the neighboring village . Ah! My heart , it so sour!! Shet! "
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