Rap
Episode 1
MJ went for her normal morning walk as she stumbled upon an unusual sight
She opened the door to the staff lounge and saw Gre, Nic, and Mit all in the room
MJ
“What are they all doing here”
She opened the door just enough to see what was going on, but didn’t let them see her
Gre
Okay, so just to be clear whoever wins this is the person who gets to ask mj out on a date right?
MJ
“What are they talking about??”, she thought
Gre
Epic rap battles of teeny cafe
Mit
Trying to steal MY senpai, who do you think you’re dealing with?
Nic
She’s not yours, but ok
Mit
If you try to take her just know I have a knife at home with your name on it
Mit
I’m the hero of this story. You’re the fanboy wannabe
Mit
But if you want a fight then PLEASE TRY AND BEAT ME
Mit
There are many things that I would do that you would never dare
Mit
I doubt you have the courage to take and claim senpai’s underwear
Mit
Or tie a rival to a chair and make them wish they were never born
Mit
So drop the act and leave
Mit
I’m sure you’re missing some freaky cable porn 🙄
Nic
It’s funny how the world is so enamored in your position
Nic
That only a girl can fill your part for a stories true fruition
Mit
You’re just blabbering now
Nic
But you see let me tell you about rule 63
Nic
All characters have an opposite sex counterpart LIKE ME!
Nic
I’m the guy you don’t wanna mess with so you better run and hide
Nic
I’ll laugh my a** off as I slice your throat open and watch you die
Nic
It’s not like senpai will miss you since she’ll just end up loving ME
Nic
So I’ll give you one more verse to back away and me for mercy
Mit
You think that you’re scary?
Mit
Let me show you something frightening!!
Mit
You can’t exist in a world filled with social Justice lighting
Nic
What the f*** is that???
Mit
“A MAN CAN’T BE A STALKER YANDERE! HE’S A STALKER TAKE HIM OUT”
Mit
My sex gives me a pass
Mit
You’re what they cry wolf about
Nic
You think politics will stop me? Just take a look around
Nic
People CRAVE my existence
Nic
How does being wrong sound?
Nic
It doesn’t matter what we are
Nic
So your little verse just went to waste
Mit
You’re funny for a dead man
Nic
And now you’re wasting my time. I need to make sure senpai is safe
As nic is about to leave he sees mj and everyone freezes in their tracks
MJ
(Awkward chuckle..) Hehe hi…
Mit
I told you a**hole, he’s MINE!!
Mit
You won’t take him away from me! I’ll kill you before you get the chance!
Gre
What an interesting turn of events
Nic brings out a knife and Mit does the same
Gre
WOAH GUYS! THAT’S ENOUGH! NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE
MJ
Yea.. let’s just go back to work!
They put their knives away
MJ
I SAID LET’S GET BACK TO WORK!!!
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