BLONDE BITCH!! - Haikyuu!! × Fem!OC
CH. 00 - INTRODUCTION
.°𑁍! | -`‚ “BLONDE B¡TCH!!”
Tsukishima Yona
“You told me that blondes are b*tches, and I agree..”
Tsukishima Yona
“..So here I am, proving you correct as that blonde b*tch..~”
₍₍...️₎₎ Wherein Tsukishima Yona; AKA Ms. Blonde b*tch—catches multiple hearts in the volleyball world by her unique charm..
Tsukishima Yona
“...Darlin'! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, instead, hate your boyfriend for thinking so!” ^ヮ^
₍₍...️₎₎ Owning the title of ‘blonde b*tch’ due to her blonde hair and nasty personality—Yona paid no mind to it. In fact, she stood proud as she wore her title with a smirk.
Tsukishima Yona
“Hey, hey, I really love the sound you make when you shut up~!” (人*´∀｀)
Tsukishima Kei
“Same, so I hope you do shut up now, nee-san.” (◠‿◠)
₍₍...️₎₎ Obvious from her looks and personality, you can confirm that she is Tsukishima Kei's older sister! The sister where he got his salty attitude from..
Tsukishima Yona
“Someday, you'll go far..”
Tsukishima Yona
“..And I hope you stay there forever; far away from me.” ( ◜‿◝ )♡
₍₍...️₎₎ Meet Tsukishima Yona—Ms. Blonde b*tch!
➣ Tsukishima Yona is a 17 y.o second year female from Karasuno High who is also the older sister of Tsukishima Kei who shares the same looks and personality with him.
➣ Tsukishima Yona:
KARASUNO HIGH
— 2nd year, class 5.
— 174.1 cm, ≈ 5'7-5'8 ft.
— Weight data unavailable.
— August 25, 1995.
— Fried tofu.
➣ Others:
CURRENT CONCERN
— She frequently gets mistaken for a teacher or the rule 63 her younger brother.
QUOTE/S
“If you're gonna be two-faced, at least make the other one pretty.” ♡
₍₍...️₎₎ Pastel Pasteru presents another Haikyuu!! chatfic/fanfic!
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➣ Haikyuu!! × Fem!OC.
↳ Story relationship setting; harem.
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➣ RomCom, Drama + Fluff, Slight angst.
↳ Story genre and themes.
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➣ Beware of mistakes, errors, and sensitive themes like swearing and etc..!
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➣ © Pastel Pasteru, 2021, please do not copy my contents or I'll come after you, thanks...
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➣ Haikyuu belongs to Haruichi Furudate!
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↳ Important notes from the story's author.
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➣ See you all soon..~!
↳ Upcoming story which will be updated soon, so please wait..!
CH. 01
.°𑁍! | -`‚ “BLONDE B¡TCH!!”
₍₍...️₎₎ Wherein Tsukishima Yona; AKA Ms. Blonde b*tch—catches multiple hearts in the volleyball world by her unique charm..
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Beware of mistakes, errors, and sensitive themes like swearing and etc..!
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© Pastel Pasteru, 2021, please do not copy my contents or I'll come after you, thanks...
₍₍...️₎₎ CHAPTER 01 - THE START!
Tsukimama
...Kei, dear.. Can you buy me groceries? I forgot to buy them yesterday.
Tsukimama says to Kei who sat quietly on the living room, watching shows at the TV as she stood on the kitchen, about to prepare dinner.
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Grunts, Haaahh..? Can't Yona-nee do it for you instead?
Tsukimama
..Ehe, Kei. Please?
Complained the tall blond male, sending a glare to his older sister who sneered at him after hearing their mother's words.
Tsukishima Yona
Oh-hoo.. Kei-cchi, mama asked you, not me~!
Tsukishima Kei
Oh c'mon—fine....!
Tsukishima Kei
..Lazy-a**.
Giving in, Tsukishima stood up and went to his mother, grabbing the money and list for the groceries. Sending Yona a glare before he left.
Tsukimama
[*/Chuckles, You two really don't get along, huh?
Tsukishima Yona
Mama, Kei and I get along sometimes—and only when insulting someone, haha!
Tsukimama
That's not very nice, Yona, dear..
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Shrugs, Ehhhh, at least we get along on something..
Waiting for Kei's return, both female Tsukishima's conversed for a while; stopped by something..
Tsukishima Yona
Mhm? Phone.. Someone's calling from...
Tsukishima Yona
Kei's phone?
Taking Kei's phone, Yona checked the caller from her younger brother's phone; a group call from KARASUNO VBC..
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Looks at Tsukimama, 'Ma, should I answer this call or nah?
Tsukimama
Oh, this is his team—y'know, volleyball?
Tsukishima Yona
Ah? Then, should I? This is most likely an announcement..
Tsukimama
[*/Hums, Yeah, so answer it and just let Kei know what's the call about.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Deadpans, that brat will surely get mad at me, but okay...~
Answering the phone, Yona was then greeted by multiple loud voices from the other lines, causing her to raise a brow and chuckle.
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Oi! You all, shut the hell up!!
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Listen to what I'll say, damn it..!!
..Booms a loud matured voice, making some of the noises die off and the girl ponder on who is it—their captain? Most likely, yes.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Clears throat, ..Hello? Kei's currently not here yet so I answered the call for him—,
Tsukishima Yona
...Kindly say what's needed to be said so I can end the call now.
Interrupts the female Kei—I mean, Yona who seems to silent a the other lines on the other side—well, for a moment.
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Holy crap—a girl's voice..!
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T-Tsukishima has a girl handling his phone! Lucky!!
Two different voices exclaims, specifically from the loudest two from previously.
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[*/Stammers, A-Ah! R..Right....
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..M-May you please tell Tsukishima that we'll only be having an afternoon practice tomorrow?
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...Since the basketball club borrowed the gym for the morning..
Tsukishima Yona
Mhm, got it. I'll tell him when he arrives.. [*/Hangs up.
Hanging up, Yona raised a thumbs up to her mother who looked at her in bliss, clapping her hand silently for her daughter.
Tsukimama
Okay, that's settled. Now, we just hope that your brother doesn't get mad for that, ahahaha~!
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Pouts, Mama, stop hoping that he won't..! Kei-cchi will surely get mad at me. Geez. [*/Crosses arms.
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Interrupts, ....I'll get mad at you for what—oh wait, I'm mad at you at all times anyway.
Arriving back from the store, the youngest Tsukishima came back with groceries in his hands—settling it down at the kitchen counter before talking to his older sister.
Tsukishima Yona
Oh wow, that was fast..
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Rolls eyes, I hurried up because I got a feeling that you did something that'll piss me off.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Smirks, Well, you aren't wrong though. I did something that'll piss you off.
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Squints eyes, What is it? Tell me, Yona-nee... Maybe it'll cause me to be less pissed at you.
Squinting his eyes at his older sister, Kei grumbled to her as he waited for an answer to satisfy his curiosity.
Tsukishima Yona
It'll most likely piss you off even more, but sure.
Tsukishima Yona
....I just touched your phone and answered a call from your team.
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Eye twitches, You WHAT?
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Sighs deeply, You heard me, didn't you?
Tsukishima Yona
But before you explode at me, I just asked for your captain's announcement and ended the call—that's it.
Explaining her side, Yona caught sight of Kei sighing in please; waving her off.
Tsukishima Kei
Eh. Good, I guess. And about the announcement?
Tsukishima Yona
Oh yeah, the guy said that no morning practice tomorrow, only afternoon practice because the basketball club borrowed the gym for the morning.
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Huffs, Ahhh, even better.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Raises brows, Oh wow—
About to give a snarky remark to her brother, Yona was immediately cut off by Tsukimama who sensed that another bickering will resurface if she doesn't stop the two.
Tsukimama
[*/Clasps hands together, Alright! Yona, why don't you help me with dinner?
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Hums, Sure, mom.
Tsukimama
..And Kei, take a rest or do your thing, freshen your mind for tomorrow, one of your teachers will give a quiz, right?
Tsukishima Kei
Ah—yes... I'll be in my room, then.
Later on, Kei went to review for tomorrow's quiz while Yona helped prepare dinner with her mother who rejoiced; proud at herself from preventing a fight between the two.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Grumbles, ..Mama, you stopped me from giving a snarky remark to Kei by asking me to help you here, didn't you..?
Yona says to Tsukimama who jolted, and with that alone, it showed that she's guilty of the words accused on her.
Tsukimama
[*/Nervously laughs, Aha... Yeah, well, you kept bickering with him, so....
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Pouts, Bleh! Now you've proved that Kei's your favorite.
The blonde muttered to her mom who shook her head no repeatedly alongside with her hands that also waved no.
Tsukimama
[*/Shrieks, Eeehh!? No, no, I have no favorites; it's just I'm tired of hearing you two bicker almost everyday..
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Cooes, Well he's always the one who starts it, okaaayy~?
Tsukimama
Still! You should just ignore his remark to prevent a fight between you two..
Tsukimama
And as his older sister, you should care for your younger brother, right? [*/Nudges Yona's side.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Clicks tongue, Mama, that brat is 16 already, so he shouldn't be babied anymore..
Crossing her arms below her chest, Yona continued to be bitter about her younger brother Kei who she assumes that is their mom's favorite.
Tsukimama
[*/Purses lips, Yona my dear, watch over your younger brother—well, for me, please?
Pleading to the middle child, Yona, Tsukimama eventually managed to get her to agree with her favor.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Grits teeth, F..Fine, I'll watch over the brat.
Tsukimama
Aww! Thank you, my tsundere daughter, Yona~!
Tsukishima Yona
MAMA! I'm not a tsundere.....!
Tsukimama
Yes, you are a tsundere—you act like you don't care about your dear younger brother but you really do!
Tsukishima Yona
I—I don't....!?
Denying her mother's accusation to her, Tsukimama laughed her answe off as she pat her daughter's head.
Tsukimama
Haha, yes you do, now—why don't you join the volleyball club as the manager so you can watch over Kei?
Tsukimama
Y'know, fulfilling your duty?
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Frowns, Taking care of Kei? That's my duty...?
Tsukimama
Yes, yes.. It is a sister's duty to take care of her siblings—and vice versa.
Sighing deeply as she listened to her mother's words, Yona shrugged as she leaned on the wall.
Tsukishima Yona
..Since I'm such a 'nice' girl, fine, I'll do it.
Yona says with a faint smile—and upon hearing her answer, her mother rejoiced and engulfed her into a warm embrace..
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CH. 02
.°𑁍! | -`‚ “BLONDE B!TCH!!”
₍₍...️₎₎ Wherein Tsukishima Yona; AKA Ms. Blonde b*tch—catches multiple hearts in the volleyball world by her unique charm..
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₍₍...️₎₎ CHAPTER 02 - KEI'S ONEE-SAN!?
Tsukishima Yona
..Kei-cchi, wait for me, I'll go walk with you to school~!
Tsukishima Kei
[*/Glares, No. Walk on your own, nee-san.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Smirks, Why~? Is it because you're embarrassed to walk with your pretty sister?
Tsukishima Kei
Tch, am not, so stop lifting your own stage.
Tsukishima Yona
Then let me walk with you!
Tsukishima Kei
Declined. [*/Walks away.
Clenching her fist in annoyance, Yona kept herself calm for the moment—letting Kei be, letting him go ahead without her accompany.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Clicks tongue, ..That brat, I'm trynna be nice at him yet he's still being all salty to me...!
Tsukishima Yona
Oh well, it's not like I really want to walk with that guy. [*/Shrugs.
Following her younger brother to school, Yona then went to her classroom and continued her day like how it usually is.
Matsuda Aiko
[*/Smiles, Hey, hey, Yona!
Tsukishima Yona
Oh. Suda-cchi, what's up?
Matsuda Aiko
Nothing, nothing.. I just wanna ask if you heard the news running around the school~?
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Snickers, ..Pfft, Suda-cchi, your nosiness is showing.
Jokes the blonde female to her friend who puffed her cheeks up, frowning—trying to look angry at Yona.
Matsuda Aiko
Gosh, anyways, here's the tea! [*/Tips hand '💁♀️'.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Raises brows, Mhm? Spill it..
Matsuda Aiko
The boy's volleyball club will be having a practice match against Seijoh tomorrow!
Announced Matsuda as Yona suddenly remembered her mother's words from yesterday, making her rise from her seat.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Grins, Oh-ho? Volleyball, huh..? That reminds me, I gotta go do something.
Matsuda Aiko
[*/Tilts head, Eh..? M'kay.
Leaving from her classroom, Yona went out to find a certain third year who is the club's manager—Kiyoko Shimizu.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Mutters, Kiyoko-san's class is 3-2, correct...?
Tsukishima Yona
💭 'That's what I heard from the boys in my class, so most likely, it's a yes.'
Peeking inside the said class, Yona searched for her fellow 'megane' who owns a beautiful figure from up to down.
Tsukishima Yona
💭 'Oh, is that her..?'
Wondered the blonde second year, looking at the beautiful ravenette female who sat quietly on her seat before noticing the immense stare Yona gave her.
Kiyoko Shimizu
[*/Scratches head, ..Uhm, excuse me?
Kiyoko muttered, now standing beside the tall female who jolted, not noticing that Kiyoko who she's looking at is now beside her.
Tsukishima Yona
Oh—ah, Kiyoko-san, hello.
Kiyoko Shimizu
[*/Blinks, Eh? Hello..? You are....?
Asked the older megane to her kohai who she felt familiar with—wait, Tsukishima..!?
Tsukishima Yona
Oh, uhm, I'm Yona. Tsukishima Yona, Kei's onee-san.
Kiyoko Shimizu
[*/Eyes widened, E-Ehh...!? I-I mean, uh, nice to meet you—Yona.
Kiyoko Shimizu
..Is there anything you need?
Kiyoko asks to Yona who nodded, getting things straight with her senpai who listened to her words.
Tsukishima Yona
Actually, yes. May I ask if you're finding an extra manager? I want to apply as one.
Kiyoko Shimizu
[*/Shocked, ..Wait, really?
Tsukishima Yona
Yes, so I can watch over Kei which is requested by our mom.
Kiyoko Shimizu
Oh that's great! I'll just get the application sheet for you to sign!
Happy by Yona's words, Kiyoko immediately rushed to her things and grabbed the said paperwork for Yona's application.
Kiyoko Shimizu
Here, Yona-chan, kindly sign above your name.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Nods, Hai.
Taking the paper, Yona did what's asked turned it over to Kiyoko who's smiling the whole time; happy to finally have an assistant manager.
Kiyoko Shimizu
Thank you, Yona-chan! [*/Shakes hand.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Smiles, No problem, Kiyoko-san.
Kiyoko Shimizu
Wait, are you familiar with volleyball, Yona? Like the rules, position, etc..?
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Hums, Yes, I know them since I grew up playing it until middle school.
Kiyoko Shimizu
Ooh, that's good to hear. Well then, see you at afternoon practice at the gym, Yona-chan..!
Tsukishima Yona
Mhm, see you there, Kiyoko-san.
Bidding their goodbyes, the two girls parted ways and waited for the clock to strike 3 for the VBC's afternoon practice..
₍₍...️₎₎ Time skip, 3 PM - afternoon practice.
Tsukishima Yona
Alright, time to go~ [*/Stretches arms.
Tsukishima Yona
[*/Chuckles, ..Hehe, time to go piss my dearest brother by showing up on his team as the newest manager~!
Wearing a smirk as she chuckled, Yona then went to the gym where her brother and his team is at.
..Having a fun time thinking of ways to piss her brother off even more as the assistant manager..
Hinata Shoyo
La, la la la, la~! Practice, practice, vo-lley-ball!
Sang a childish voice owned by Karasuno's shorty #10—Hinata Shoyo who happen to cross paths with Yona.
Tsukishima Yona
💭 '..Eh? Is this guy a middle schooler?'
Asked Yona to herself, looking at the orange looking boy who eventually noticed her stare—causing him to look back at her.
Tsukishima Yona
Little boy, what are you doing here?
Tsukishima Yona
This isn't a place to wander aroung for middle schoolers like you.. [*/Smirks.
Yona says to Hinata with a teasing smirk—angering Hinata off and also shocking him when he saw her face.
Hinata Shoyo
I'm not a middle schoole—GEH!? T-TSUKISHIMA!!???
Exclaimed Hinata, eyes widened as he looked at Yona from up to down, shocked by the resemblance of this girl to Tsukishima who he doesn't know is his older sister.
Tsukishima Yona
Eh—what? ..Wait, you know me?
Hinata Shoyo
GIRL! T-TSUKISHIMA!! TSUKISHIMA'S A GIRL, EEEEHHHHHH!????
Tsukishima Yona
I AM a girl, and I've always been one, isn't it obvious, you brat..?
Having his tongue swallowed, Hinata couldn't utter a single word anymore other than looking shocked, so he ran to the gym to share his encounter..
Hinata Shoyo
..GUYS, GUYS, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!
Exclaimed the first year, slamming the gym's door open to reveal himself to his teammates then going on to tell his encounter with Tsukishima YONA.
Sawamura Daichi
[*/Sweatdrops, E-Eh? What is it, Hinata?
Yamaguchi Tadashi
[*/Tilts head, Ehhh?? What happened to Tsukki?
Getting questions from his teammates on what happened to Tsukishima KEI, Hinata went on and tried his best to explain to them.
Hinata Shoyo
H-He... He's a girl! I-I encountered him—I mean her!
Kageyama Tobio
[*/Frowns, That sounds impossible, you dumbass. I refuse to believe.
Hinata Shoyo
BUT IT'S TRUE! I saw her outside on my way here!! [*/Points outside.
Sugawara Koushi
Alright, alright, calm it, Hinata. Maybe you were just hallucinating?
Hinata Shoyo
[*/Shakes head, Suga-san, I'm not, I promise!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
[*/Scratches nape, Hinata, I can't get myself to believe you this time.....!!
Explaining with his best, Hinata went on as Yamaguchi had his chin on his hand, thinking..
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Tsukki's a girl...? No, no, that's impossible....
Yamaguchi Tadashi
💭 'The only Tsukki I know who's a girl is..'
Yamaguchi Tadashi
[*/Gasps, ...YONA-SAN!?
Finally recalling who could be the female Tsukishima Hinata saw, Yamaguchi exclaimed a name owned by Yona who's now right outside the gym.
Tsukishima Yona
..Yeah? What is it, Tadashi?
Yona asks, leaning beside the gym's metal door with her hands on her pocket, catching everyone's attention upon her entrance.
Yamaguchi Tadashi
..E-EEEEHHH, Y-YONA-SAN!!???
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
A GIRL! A FEMALE TSUKISHIMA!!
Sugawara Koushi
O-Oh my, Hinata's actually telling the truth!
Hinata Shoyo
I TOLD YOU ALL I'M NOT HALLUCINATING!!
Sawamura Daichi
..[speechless].
Receiving shrieks and shocked noises, Yona smirked, approaching them with her usual look which is similar to Kei's.
Tsukishima Yona
Hello, I'm Yona, Tsukishima Yona.
Tsukishima Yona
..Tsukishima Kei's onee-san..~!
Flashing a peace sign to everyone inside the gym, Yona then went to introduce herself to everyone who fell into a deeper state of shock..
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