Olympian's Daily Life
Killed another mortal
Apollo
Hey, sis. Sis.SISSSSSS
Artemis
What did you do now? I'm busy
Apollo
Eh, why do you always think that I have done something?
Artemis
Why, you ask? Dont you remember that last night dionysus got you so drunk that you broke dad's new vase and I HAD TO FIX THAT.
Artemis
or the previous day when you "accidentally" created mortals with wrong genitals?
Artemis
and I HAD TO SAVE YOUR ***.
Apollo
Come on, I'm not that bad. I was drunk.
Apollo
Can you come to the underworld?
Artemis
What? What are you doing there?
Apollo
uuuuuuuuuuuuu, I got bored killed another mortal.
Artemis
YOU SICK MOTHERFU-
Apollo
Can you rescue me from Uncle hades now?
Artemis
What the F**** IS wrong with yo-
Apollo
Save me from thisssss
Apollo
Gosh, uncle hades is coming towards me. SAVE MEE
Artemis
I swear I would KILL YOU before Cerberus does.
Apollo
I love you too, sis
Apollo
I would buy you that new Bow Hephaestus made.
Artemis
Really?Swear on River styx first!
Apollo
hey, trust your brother a little
We borrowed it
It's another bright day at mount Olympus
Apollo
Where should we keep this big guy?
Apollo said while looking at dionysus's panther.
Hermes
At your palace, Obviously!
Apollo
I'm not gonna let this one enter my palace of sun at all.
Hermes
Wasn't it your idea to steal Dio's panther, heh?
Apollo
No, it was certainly yours.
and they argued about whose idea it was for hours
in the end, they decided to call out an emergency cousin's meeting, excluding dionysus, obviously.
Artemis
Bitch, did you do something again???
Ares
I have to train! finish this shit already .
Hermes
We kind of did something that would trigger Dio.
Apollo
And I can assure you it was Hermes's idea
Athena
Just calm the f*** down!
Athena
And tell us what mess you created this time.
Hermes stood up and bought in the panther.
Artemis
You f****** DID NOT STEAL IT!
Apollo
I wish I could say that sis, but... we stole it.
Ares
So, why did you call us?
Apollo
O ares, I knew you don't have a properly functional mind, but you should understand what is happening here.
Artemis
You are the one who doesn't have a properly functional mind, Apollo!
Hermes
okay, can anybody figure out how we should give it back to dio or if we could.
Apollo
nice idea, why didn't I thought of that.
Athena
What is wrong with boys?
Artemis
Everything, the universe made a mistake by creating these creatures.
Hermes
HEY! We can hear you.
Apollo
I still think Ares's suggestion is the best one.
Then they discussed the whole night.
Dionysus arrived at Apollo's Palace.
He then saw all the siblings sitting on the giant table. They looked at Dio and ...panicked.
Apollo
wa-wha-what? HELLO, dio. My dearest brother. What brings you here today of all day?
Dionysus
You and Herms borrowed it from me.
Dionysus
yes, you were talking about blackmailing me or something.
Apollo
we... borr...owed.....it
..
A party in the underworld
It is Hades and Persephone's anniversary
The Olympians are in the underworld now
Hades
My family, it was not my idea to invite you guys here, but We are grateful for your presence.
Hades
Persephone hopes that you would enjoy the night.
Hades
*whispering*if I hear any one of you saying that you didn't like the decoration and the foods, I would let Cerberus play with you and then throw you down in Tartarus.
yeah, that scared everyone.
Hera
Persephone, you are really lucky to have hades as your husband. I wonder if my shitty husband even remembers our anniversary.
Zues
hey! I'm the king of the gods!
Everyone nods in agreement
Zues
Hey my brother, did you receive my gift?
Hades
But we sure did not needed your multi coloured underwear.
Persephone
yes, although Cerby had a great time tearing that up.
on the other side of the hall
Apollo, Hermes, Ares and Dionysus are having a "who can eat more" competition
Artemis
I would like to kill this guys one day
Athena
I can help you with that
Aphrodite
come one, the boys are enjoying their youth. let them be.
Hephaestus suddenly comes out of nowhere
Hephaestus
They are millions of years old.
Hades
Aight, everybody, party is over.
Hades
I have a surprise for everyone
thanatos brings out a machine that looked more like couch than a machine
Hades
It was a great night, now get the hell out of this hell.
and the machine throws everyone out of the underworld
all that left was the demonic screams of the sacred gods
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