If you were a vegetable, you'd be a ⓒⓤⓣⓔcumber 🥒 Can I have your picture? So I can see you everyday in my Facemoji Keyboard App https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP You’re so sweet 🍬, you’re giving me a toothache 🦷 Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend (*´ω`*)♡ Something’s wrong with my 👀, because I can’t take them off you. You are my wallpaper in Facemoji ⌨️ app On a scale of 1️⃣ to 🔟, you’re a 9️⃣. I’m the 1️⃣ you need. Did it 🤕 when you fell from heaven ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ? Do your legs hurt from running 🏃♂️ through my mind 💭 all night? Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? 😉 Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I have 1% 🔋 remaining and I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? 😊 There is something wrong with my 📱. Could you call it for me to see if it rings? Can I follow you where you’re going right now (☞ ᐛ )☞ Because my parents always told me to follow my 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot 🔥 Wow, when god made you he was showing off ʚ(´◡`)ɞ Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? 😏 Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection ◌⑅⃝ᒄᵒᵏⁱ(꜆˘͈ෆ˘͈꜀)ᒄᵒᵏⁱ⑅⃝◌ I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨 Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧ I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨 Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection ◌⑅⃝ᒄᵒᵏⁱ(꜆˘͈ෆ˘͈꜀)ᒄᵒᵏⁱ⑅⃝◌ If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction 😝 If I were a 🐱 I'd spend all 9 lives with you ♡(๑°꒵°๑)･*♡ Are you a 📷? Because every time I look at you, I smile 😊 Are you facemoji keyboard? Because you are just my 🅣🅨🅟🅔 Are you http? Because without you I’m just :// I bet you’re more 🅒🅞🅞🅛 IRL than via URL 😝 Good thing I just bought life insurance … because I saw you and my ❤️ stopped! I thought ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 starts with H 🤔 But why does mine starts with U 😉 I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ᗰᗴ My doctor says I am lacking vitamin ᑌ. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘ᑌ’ and ‘I’ together (ू•ᴗ•ू❁) If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ Do you want to punch my face everyday? Set my photo🖼️ in Facemoji ⌨️ App https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP Best pickup lines in Facemoji ⌨️ App! https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP ♡x♡=♡² ♡ Life+u＝sweet ♡ ♡ I Miss U♡ ♡ I Love U♡ ♥️❤️💜🖤🧡💛💚💙 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝 E͜͡v͜͡e͜͡r͜͡y͜͡t͜͡h͜͡i͜͡n͜͡g͜͡ I͜͡ d͜͡o͜͡, I͜͡ d͜͡o͜͡ i͜͡t͜͡ f͜͡o͜͡r͜͡ y͜͡o͜͡u͜͡. 𝓣𝓸 𝓶𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽. 𝑴𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒉𝒆𝒂, 𝑰 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒏. 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹𝓈 𝒶 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓉. 𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒆 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀. 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲. 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅. 𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖. 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓫𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓳𝓾𝓭𝓰𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝓨𝓸𝓾 ❤️ (୨୧•͈ᴗ•͈)◞ᵗʱᵃᵑᵏઽ*♡ ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ 💝 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 (●’◡’●)ﾉ 𝙉𝙤 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢 (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮 ◡̈ ⓌⒽⒶⓉ'Ⓢ_ⓊⓅ ᗯᕼᗩT’ᔕ ᗯᖇOᑎᘜ 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 (ㅅꈍ﹃ꈍ)*gᵒᵒᒄ ᵑⁱgᑋᵗ*(ꈍ﹃ꈍㅅ)♡ (๑′ᴗ‵๑)Ｉ Lᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ TᕼᗩT’ᔕ ᘜᖇᗴᗩT ᗩᗯᗴᔕOᗰᗴ ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ 🚚..........ᴅᴜᴅᴜ ♡+* Ɗɑɫë*+♡ L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈👏😂 H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈😂😂 𝙸’𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 ⊙(・◇・)？ I'm scared (✽ ﾟдﾟ ✽) ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ 💝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’ᗰ ᗪYIᑎᘜ 😂😂 I’ᗰ ᑕᖇYIᑎᘜ 😭 𝔽𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝔸𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖 _(._.)_ 𝔹𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ I’ᗰ ᗷOᖇᗴᗪ 𝓘'𝓶 𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭（´□｀川） ᗩᗯᗴᔕOᗰᗴ ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ ᴄʜᴇᴇʀ ᴜᴘ ୧⍤⃝୨ ୧⌓̈⃝୨ ୧⍥⃝୨ I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. A balanced diet means a cupcake 🧁🧁 in each hand. The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋 I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? I'm not lazy, I am on energy saving mode 🔋 I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth 🦷 Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. A bank 🏦 is a place that will lend you 💰 if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry... A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? I am your 𝘽𝙁𝙁, your 𝘽𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝙁𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝙁𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. The road to success is 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 under construction 🚧 If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest. Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children If people are talking behind your back, then just fart 💨 What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies? A roast 🐔 What goes up and never comes down? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴 What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? short Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. You can't keep this until you have given it. 𝑨 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆 What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? 🔥 What part of the Turkey has the most feathers? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 What gets wetter the more it dries? 𝙰 𝚃𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕 Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒔! What's orange and sounds like a parrot? 🥕 🍄 What kind of room has no doors or windows? What two things can you never eat for breakfast? 𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? 🕑 During what month do people sleep the least? 𝘍𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩. What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty? 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 How many months in the year have 28 days? ᗩᒪᒪ Oᖴ TᕼEᗰ Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly 𝙃𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝘽𝘼𝙇𝘿 A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?
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