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My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you.😶
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had the authority to judge me. Who are you? God?😶
I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!😶
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.😶
There are two sides to every story... and you're a jerk in both of them.😶
Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?😶
No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.😶
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Ten months.😶
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.😶
I’m sorry you were offended when I called you a hoe. I didn’t know it was a secret.😶
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.😶
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.😶
You’re not as bad as people say. You’re a whole lot worse.😶
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.😶
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.😶
Oh, my bad. I’m sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something.😶
I love that super cute thing you do where you don’t text me back for hours, adorable.😶
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.😶
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?😶
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.😶
I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, but to be fair, I don’t like your lies.😶
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.😶
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.😶
1 universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 196 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.😶
I didn’t change. I grew up. You should try it sometime.😶
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.😶
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.🙃
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.🙃
There is no vaccine against stupidity.🙃
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.🙃
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.🙃
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.🙃
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