[Haikyuu!!] Ethereal Euphoria
Olympics
Third Person's Point of View
Yaku was writing something, he didn't even look at Lev.
Lev
Do we have a tape measure?
Lev fiddled with his fingers.
Unsure why, Yaku answered,
Yaku
Uhhh yeah. Third drawer.
Lev nodded, he went to the closet and opened the third drawer.
As he got the tape measure, he reached out to Yaku and gave it to him.
Yaku finally looked at him, confused as f*ck when he held the tape measure.
Lev shamelessly removed his pants.
Lev
I need to measure my d*ck.
Yaku's eyes furrowed as Lev removed his boxers too.
Lev was only wearing his shirt as he explained,
Lev
A challenge--No. A contest.
Lev
We're competing on who has the biggest.
Yaku took a moment, thinking about what the actual f*ck is happening.
He looked at Lev who's buck nak*d, he smiled.
Yaku
I wanna ask why but... okay.
Yaku faced Lev and stretched the tape measure, deciding whether to use centimeters or inches.
Lev
They said it had to be you.
Lev stepped forward to Yaku.
It was awkward and not at the same time.
Yaku held Lev's length, making the guy jolt.
Yaku
Hey. I can't measure properly if it's not hard.
Lev
Wh-why does it need to be hard?
Yaku
It gets bigger if it's harder.
Yaku
YOU NEED TO WIN THIS.
Sakusa gave Atsumu a tape measure.
Before Atsumu can make noise, Sakusa blocked Miya's mouth with a finger.
Sakusa
Shhh. Just hold that.
Sakusa started removing his pants.
Atsumu
Wha-why are you str*pping?!
Sakusa didn't pay him attention, he continued taking off his clothes.
Sakusa stood in front of Atsumu...nak*d.
Sakusa
Make sure you get that right.
Despite being confused, Atsumu raised his eyebrow.
Atsumu
Is this a new kinky play?
On the other hand, Sakusa was calm, or more like proud.
Atsumu did as he was told, he stretched the tape measure on Sakusa's.
After getting the length, Atsumu wrapped the tape measure on Kiyoomi's c*ck to get the thickness.
Atsumu
I don't get the point of this.
Atsumu
I'm bigger than you.
Atsumu bragged, he's not even trying to flex but still managed to flex.
Ushijima slowly walked towards the bedroom.
He smiled as he saw Tendou on the bed, he was scrolling on his phone.
Tendou
Yes, Wakatoshi-kun?
Ushijima held a tape measure, he reluctantly handed it over to Satori.
Ushijima
Can you measure me?
Tendou nodded, he let go of his phone as he asked,
Tendou
Which should I measure?
Tendou
Your shoulder? Waist?
Tendou sat on the bed, Ushijima's face flushed red.
How can he say d*ck without being vulgar?
What other names do people call d*ck?
Tendou's eyes widened, trying to recall what just came out of Ushijima's lips.
His shocked face turned into a grin.
Ushijima
Apparently, every member of the power tops should measure our--
Tendou
Well, is the python awake yet?
Tendou pulled Ushijima closer to him, his face on the same level as Wakatoshi's waist.
Ushijima
How am I supposed to respond to that?
Tendou
Usually, they take off their pants.
Wakatoshi did as he was told, he removed his pants in front of Satori.
Asahi walked into the living room.
Nishinoya was watching when Asahi came.
Asahi looked away as he gave Nishinoya the tape measure.
Nishinoya
What are you going to measure?
Nishinoya continuously babbled.
Asahi
Wh-wh-How did you know?!
Nishinoya
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nishinoya
I WAS JUST JOKING BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY?
Nishinoya almost rolled on the floor while laughing.
Asahi
It was a challenge...
Asahi blushed even harder, too shy to speak more.
Nishinoya bit his lips as he tried to stop himself from laughing.
He stretched the tape measure to get Asahi's size.
Nishinoya
Asahi-san, why are you so nervous?
Asahi was trembling, nervousness and shyness are mixing up in his stomach.
Asahi
B-but...I'm nak*d...
Nishinoya
I see this almost everynight.
Nishinoya
And it's always inside me.
Nishinoya smirked as he touched Asahi's tip.
Nishinoya
What? HAHAHAHAHA.
Oikawa was taking pictures of himself.
He just finished putting a filter on it when Iwaizumi snatched his phone.
Iwaizumi
Do you mind doing something for me?
Oikawa pouted, getting interrupted on his selfie-time.
Iwaizumi
Can you measure me?
Iwaizumi replaced Tooru's phone with a tape measure.
Oikawa
Why? Are you getting a new suit?
Oikawa's pout turned into a confused and wondering face.
Tooru raised his brows as he stretched the tape measure.
Iwaizumi
Isn't that the best thing to use?
Oikawa wrapped the tape measure around Hajime's neck and pulled him.
He pulled Iwaizumi's face close to his.
His warm breath touched Hajime's skin, making the guy shiver in excitement.
Iwaizumi smirked as he saw Oikawa's suggestive grin.
Iwaizumi
You offered yourself.
Comments
Clarence Jaren Pascua
hi
2024-05-03
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L'Delle Hope Fabella
gosh oikawaaaaaa
2021-02-04
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otaku is my nationality
hsjahskakjsjzkkaa omg ahahahhahahahhahshahhahahaha i wanna know the sizessss
2021-01-25
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