What a life

What a life

"Hi daddy's girl, do you love our gift for you?" My mom walked towards me smiling elegantly, and stopped right in front of me

"Yes mom!" I answered and smiled genuinely. I raised the keys that I’m holding because I have no single clue why there are keys.

"Why are there keys in my gift?”

“Don’t bother knowing, the catch is… you’ll need it someday when we’re not here anymore.” She smiled and brushed her finger through the strands of my hair

It feels good to have been always. I wish I had.

"What key is this?"

"There are for keys to that right?” I nodded with what was said.

"If it's a key for the house, the other is for the basement and the latter is for another house and the basement there.”

"Really?" I can't believe what I'm hearing now, 2 houses are the gift for me.

"Of course, there's everything you need to know and that's all you're going to need." Dad says. Even though I was confused by what he was saying I had hugged them all the tightly.

"What's here?"

"It’s the--

*KNOCK!* *KNOCK!* *KNOCK!*

"Rene!"

I woke up at the loud knocking noise at my door I’m not a morning person and **** I hate mornings but this bitch is ruining my sleep.

"Rene what?! You'll open 'to or I'm going to leave here?!" she complained.

"Then go out of here."

"Rene! Open the goddamn door!!”

"Fine, fine. You got the nerve to scream you’re not even a true friend yourself." I complained.

After my opening door she suddenly pulled my hair so I could get up.

“ouch!! That fucking hurt!” I complained.

“You bitch! I was knocking and standing there for 2 hours! 2 hours! Then you’ll pick the choice for me to leave?!” She said while swinging her hand up and down like creating a fan for herself.

I rolled my eyes at her. “I am freaking Ms. Coleen Joy Dizon my god Rene.” She said and looked at me.

“Now you’re complaining?” I said and raised both my eyebrows while faking to narrow my eyes and tilted my head. “Excuse me, I never told you to leave, you gave a choice and I picked. You’re the one volunteered not me.”

I fixed my hair, it was messy but it got messier because of her. “And yes I know you’re Coleen “Hoe” Dizon.” I said and chuckled.

“And eww, why do you look so gross? It’s like you’re tired from being banged last night, did something happened between you and your boyfriend?” She asked held my cheeks and turned it side by side I rolled my eyes and do the making face.

She really wondered at that state? When she’s the one who did that.

“Nothing. So shut up and stop mentioning that fucking assholes name. That ugly big guy! The only thing that is big is himself.”

“Wow, while I was giving advice all you could say was he was ugly and big and broad but you never mention his size down there. You’re gross.” She said and crossed position her arms.

“So did you two break up?” She asked, she asked naturally but I can sense that she’s worried.

“Of course, Coleen. I’m not that dumb and stupid to chase that guy after he cheated on me repeatedly.” I said and rolled my eyes.

“Are you sure? Maybe later on you’ll ask tips on how you’ll get back with him.” She said while chuckling and tickled me.

“Literal eww, Coleen. No way.” I said and leaned on my Dresser with mirror of course.

“Fine. Anyways, come with me to Jona’s party tonight.” She said and held my hand and smiled, she really smiles genuinely when we talk about parties.

“I’m gonna come, if I’m invited. If not, then the answer is no.” I said.

“Idiot, she’s not my friend. Soon to be? Hahahahaha!” She said and hit me. “And besides I’m asking you to come because you’ll never know if there’s gonna be a hot guy waiting for you around.” She said While searching through my Refrigerator.

“Ano ba naman ‘tong Refrigerator mo!” She said in Filipino language and looked at me it can be translated in many ways but she was actually talking about how my fridge sucks or “What the hell is this fridge?” I chuckled. “And what the hell is this? Kalamansi? Water?” Kalamansi is like a mini lemon that is small and color green.

“How about we go to grocery together, but you’ll pay since you’re the one who disturbed me.”

"Whatever let’s go.” She agreed and rolled her eyes.

“Wait, I never really asked why you’re really here.” I said and looked at her like was suspicious about her. “Ouch!” I said and touched my head,

“I told you already. I want you to come to the party with me. And don’t you dare give the reason that you’re not invited because it’s fine.” She said.

“you sure?” I asked with the tone of getting sure. “But I’m not gonna drink I’m not really in the mood to drink” I never had an appetite to drink alcohol because of what happened last night.

My feet took the consciousness to step out of the lobby to where I saw that jerk kissing this another woman. It grossed me out when I remember that I also kissed him on that place, what if there’s a virus in his saliva, while he was kissing other girls. Eww. I wish will not see that asshole in the party,

“I’ll just wash up.” I said and went straight to the shower room.

“Whatever.” She said

After taking a good time shower we went straight to nearest mall of coleen, yeah, she has a mall her own mall. It’s really convenient to have a friend that has her own mall.

I would just point here and request there plus I don’t get to pay. But it’s not every day don’t get me wrong, there are times that I really have the audacity to request this and that without paying.

“Finally they have stock of cookies and cream ice cream!” Aeron sad while looking through the flavors of ice cream.

“Excuse me! If that’s the last one that means, it’s mine.” Coleen said.

“Excuse me? It’s mine, I found it first.”

“That’s mine, that’s on my grocery.” I Coleen said.

“Then It’s yours, I’ll report you to the administrators and board members for being mean to your costumers.” Aeron said and rolled his eyes

“Don’t dare me aeron, I’m the one who’ paying on all of these, your face is considered thick.” Coleen said and rolled her eyes.

“Then I’m the one who’ll pay but I’ll have you—I mean the ice cream.”

“Whatever Aeron, this is mine. Go to Nicole’s store, their flavors are complete eat all you want. But this ice cream is mine.” She said and grabbed the ice cream.

“If I didn’t like you, I’ll grab that ice cream out of your hands.” He said

“Oh you saying something ugly monster?” we’re like inches closer, coleen. Whatever. When we bought everything we need I asked them to come over to my condo and since I’m the one who insisted I’m gonna be a servant for them.

When I opened the door, Aeron immediately run towards the sofa and lie down and felt like he was in heaven.

“Girls, the ice cream’s gonna melt! Hurry come one!” He said, I rolled my eyes, me and coleen looked at each other and chuckled.

“The audacity aeron, wow. That’s why Coleen doesn’t like yo---“ I was shocked to how fast he ran towards me just to cover my mouth.

"Ya ya ya! Shut up Rene!"

“Excuse me, who is that unlucky one?” Coleen asked and did the crossed arms position

"Nothing, I said I’ll help both of you." He said and finally helped us, Kind, Gullible, Good person, Not gullible.

“I asked Nicole to come, she’ll be late for a few hours.” I said while preparing.

“If she’s late for more than 2 hours tell her I’ll close Puregold myself. Coleen said and rolled her eyes. I chuckled and swung my head side to side.

“Tss, I’ll close your mouth using my lips instead.” Aeron whispered but Coleen is too busy to hear, this woman never really catches the real catch between her and Aeron.

“Huh? What now Ugly monster?” Coleen asked

"Nothing!” He smiled and rolled his eyes. I chuckled at went straight to the kitchen.

"Whatever.”

“That must be Nicole, can you open the door for me Coleen.” I said while preparing in the kitchen.

"What on earth are you doing here?!?!" I can hear from the kitchen how Coleen shouted.

"Please coleen, let me talk to her and apologize to her meaningfully." I know that voice, I’ve heard that before. And that’s obviously not Nicole.

"Meaningfully? Hah! Meaningfully Are you dumb? Or just a plain asshole? You cheated on her repeatedly, then meaningfully?!” Coleen is still shouting, I stepped outside of the kitchen and walked towards the door.

“Who the hell are you shouting---at…” I was stunned when I saw who she was shouting at. Tss, he doesn’t even look devastated about losing me. Tss.

"Rene get back at the kitchen, I’ll handle this asshole.” She said looked at me.

"Rene, please." He said, tsk, I won’t fall for those eyes anymore.

“Fine, let’s settle this.” I said and removed my apron.

"What the? Rene!" Coleen said and stopped me.

"We’re just gonna talk, I’m gonna settle this so this guy won’t disturb me anymore. You get back at the kitchen and help Aeron.” I said in a serious tone to calm her down.

“If I found out that you’re back together it’s over Rene.” Coleen said, she raised her eyebrows at Eugene, I saw him making face at Coleen.

“I’m gonna fucking punch you in the balls if you do that again.” I said. He immediately stood properly and looked down. This man doesn’t even show signs of devastation and loss.

"Asshole.” Coleen said and closed the door,

[A/n: I wanted to do the Next episode thing like in the series and stuff but nevermind and a reminder, Author is Cute behind the mask! Thank you!]

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