My first picture with Joseph in Australia

The rays of the sunlight strike on the window as it bounced to my face. I open my eyes but my body feels light and giddy. I am not feeling good diary, but I have no choice but to be tough for Joseph. It took me minutes before I decided to straighten up myself.

Joseph was peacefully sleeping in the bed, he was like the princess on the fairy tale,who was it again?  Anyway, I went to drink water before preparing myself and breakfast as well.

Last night, when I was sleeping, Joseph went to the nearest convenient store to feed the refrigerator so we have food stock. I was going to prepare the ingredients but suddenly, Joseph woke up. "Hey man!what the heck are you doing there?" Joseph asked as he was thinking deeply about something while rubbing his crotch and a mischievous smile spread across his lips. He stood up, went to his best friend, and made Jacob smell that he used to rub himself.

I was struggling on his palm while he was forcing me to smell his damn hand! I gripped onto his wrist and slap it but Joseph was too strong as I keep smelling his band. I was getting annoyed but the scent of his boxer fabric conditioner was still there on his hand.

Finally, I managed to free myself from the tight hold of my best friend and of course, I have to pay back. I scratch my hand against my crotch as I went behind Joseph. I cover his mouth and nose using the hand that I used to scrub my manhood as I locked my hand on his face. "Payback time Joseph!" I locked up my best friend for like 30 seconds due to my weak strength. My energy and strength weren't the same as before.

"That's stink man!" Both of us begin to giggle while making fun of each other. I hit Joseph's head before replying to his statement. "Lol, your is more smelly than mine. It's like a rotten dead rat compared to mine!" "Ohhh, really? Would you like to smell it face to face then gives me another opinion?" My eyes widening while giving him another heavy slam on his head. "What the hell Joseph?! Like I would smell your Stinky cock." Another loud roar of laugh was bursting inside the room. "Like I would let you smell it captain!"

After that joyous moment, finally, I have decided to fry eggs (scramble eggs) Joseph was sitting like a behave puppy on the chair while watching me but I couldn't let my guard down so while I'm cooking my gaze was secretly glancing at Joseph, so I can be calmed and be ready for what Joseph's plotting, it is better to be prepared than sorry right?

I'm glad that Joseph didn't do anything to me. I placed the scrambled eggs on the table as I also sit in front of Joseph. "What's up?! Why you seemed off?" I asked Joseph but I guess he didn't heart me as I wag my hand on his eyes, trying to catch the attention of the other guy, and luckily, I was able to caught up his attention. Joseph,humms while staring at me. "I said, you alright?" "I'm more than alright captain!" Joseph said but I'm not convinced with his statement. "If you say so... Anyways, where is our first destination here in Sydney?" I asked Joseph while he was eating his breakfast.  "Wanna go to the Queen Victoria building?" Joseph said. "Ohh, the famous shopping district here in Sydney? I thought you're not into fancy places" I asked Joseph while nodding.

"Lol of course! But I'm curious about the architectural structure of the building and we haven't bought anything especially for the camping clothes." Joseph responds to my question and I can agree with his proposal also curious about the Famous QVB. "So it's settled in then."

After eating our breakfast which is egg and slight bread only, Joseph and I decided to change our outfit.

Joseph was wearing a white long sleeve shirt which is suit for his personalities with maong short. Joseph was looked like a celebrity with his outfit and there's no woman who wouldn't laid their eyes on Joseph.w

Of course, I wouldn't lose to my best friend when it comes in dressing! I'm wearing a black hoodie and track pants. I also wear the watch that Joseph gave me when I was 16 years old. Our outfits matched to each other, Joseph was like the pure and honest guy which is very wrong while I look like a cold and bad guy which is completely inaccurate.

"Wjoaaaa. That's a cool watch man! Where did you buy it?" Said, Joseph. "Oh, this? Guess where did I purchase this." I respond to my best friend cause I have no Idea if Joseph was teasing me or he already forgotten about this watches since he was like an old man.

"I don't know where,but could you buy one for me?" Joseph Asked.  "Wait what? He doesn't remember the watch anymore and I wouldn't know where did this old man Joseph bough this!" I said to myself, I didn't reply with Joseph's question as I open the door and went out.

Joseph was walking next to me while his hand was on the back of his neck while whistling. We finally managed to went off in the Citadines hotel as I asked Joseph for the plans and he said, "let's go there using a bike!" Here we again with his stupidity like ideas.  I wouldn't go there with a bike, I wouldn't risk my life for that! But if I have no cancer, I would really love his idea.... So I respond with Joseph's question. "No! We won't go there with bikes! We just came here yesterday and now you want us to act as we lived here?! I don't want to get lost" I said to my Best friend but he keeps insisting his idea. However, I'm a man with my words, what I said must be followed. I called for a taxi but before that, I wore my facemask to protect myself from the town's smoke and other harmful chemicals in the air.

Joseph was staring at me and he feels weird when I'm wearing a facemask and he thought that I have cancer which is correct but I keep denying and making a lot of excuses to make him lost with his conclusion.

"Wearing a mask is normal! Especially in a Town like this" I said to Joseph. "But I think, Sydney is not a polluted country. " Joseph replied but I have my sources. "You really a dumb guy! Sydney is one of the polluted cities in the world! Just look through the internet and wear a GODDAMN facemask" I replied back to my best friend and the taxi has arrived in our place so Joseph and I immediately entered inside and we ask the driver to go in the Queen Victoria building.

It wasn't quite far from our place. We took only 17 minutes before arriving in the QVB, Joseph paid for the ride as we went came out from the taxi.

Joseph saw the huge statue of Queen Victoria. He ran toward the statue, he was staring with amusement spark with his dark blue eyes as he wants me to take a photo. "Of course, I would love to take hundreds of photos of my best friends." I said to my mind before smiling at Joseph as the sign of my agreement with his request. He was posing like an idiot there with peaceful hand gestures. I was holding myself to not laugh but his stance was very hilarious. I cracked up a laugh while showing the taken photo of my best friend. "Yes, this is just a simple photo of my best, a simple yet meaningful for me."  Joseph was not satisfied with a single photo, he wants me to join with him and have a photo of the famous statue of Queen Victoria. Joseph asked a stranger to take a picture of us.at first, I was embarrassed to myself but whenever I'm seeing those great big grins on Joseph's face, I feel like shyness vanishes in an instant. That's the power of his idiotic smiles!

My lips begin to curve inside the facemask as I looked at my best friend and suddenly the stranger took a picture. I was looking at Joseph when the stranger has taken a

us a picture.

"This would be great couple cover in your FB accounts" said the stranger, he thought that Joseph and I were a lover but of course we immediately refused the false accusations while laughing. "No sir, we're not a couple. Jacob was my best friend!" Defend Joseph and soon everyone keeps bursting a laugh. The stranger nodded while apologizing to Joseph. "Again guys, I'm sorry for misunderstanding," said the stranger as he already left us.

I was so embarrassed that I want to disappear for a moment.  Joseph and I feel an awkward atmosphere to each other, although people first impression about us is like a real lover, however, Joseph and I still feel embarrassed when someone mistaken us.

None of us dare to utter a single word due to the awkward atmosphere that we felt. I was just standing next to Joseph while staring at the queen Victoria Fancy building. My dumb best friend was just staring at his phone.  "Shall we enter inside?"I asked my best friend Joseph as he immediately hides his phone into his pocket before we walk inside.

I was amazed by the majestically of this place, I saw a lot of shops and a cafe and a lot of people were eating. I was starting to starve but I don't want to eat in a public place like this. Even though the place was neat but I cannot assure that the air is clean here. I know, I'm being paranoid but that's is quite better than something bad happen to me.

After a few minutes of walking  inside the building, Joseph saw a store where they sell a boohoo man brand clothes. Lately, Joseph was into this kind of fashion as he was starting to collect them.

He asked me to go with him inside, I have no choice but to join him since I'm here to spend my remaining life with my best friend.  We didn't hesitate to enter the store, as he was starting to inspecting the clothes. Joseph becomes serious when he was going to choose for clothes and yes, he is a picky guy. Although, he does not like fancy things but there are some stuffs that I couldn't understand with him.

"Have you decided?" I asked Joseph while his teeth were clutching which is the sign of having hard to pick. "I guess not yet," I said to myself because Joseph didn't hear me and didn't give a single shit about my question.

I walk around the place and I have found a cool Half blue and black denim blazer. This clothes caught my attention as I quickly grab it before going back to Joseph who still deciding like an idiot there. "Hey! Why are you still undecided?!" Once again I asked my stupid best friend and if he didn't respond, I'll surely hit head with this hand! "Umm? I have decided now. What do you think about this black denim jacket? Oh! Are you also going to buy it? You have a nice taste" said Joseph while asking me. "Well, that's a nice jacket though, but I wouldn't wear this if you're going to wear that next to me! I don't want people to misunderstand us again!" I declare to my best friend as we were going to the cashier check.

Joseph was paying using his credit card while me using an Australian dollar.  After receiving our items, Joseph decided to eat but of course, I refused. "You can eat Joseph while I'm waiting for you." I said to my best friend but Joseph doesn't like my idea as he starts complaining to me.

Joseph has no idea how much I like to eat with him in a public place like this. I don't care about Joseph's complains, I don't care if he gets mad at me or hurt his feelings because myself couldn't bear this kind of situation either. I was just ignoring his rants but Joseph reached his temper as he gave me an annoying sigh before walking away.

I saw my best friend's back slowly fading in my sight. There were so many people here but my eyes were only laid on Joseph so I follow my boyfriend who has a tantrums. I was just tailing him behind so he wouldn't notice me.

I follow my grumpy best friend for like 29 minutes and we have been wandered around the building. I was getting tired of following this idiot and I wish he stopped for a minute to take a rest and God heard my prayer again! Joseph stopped in front of the restaurant. Due to my curiosity, I follow him inside. I was amazed that there's no customer inside. Joseph was waving at me to invite me to his table and I think, I have an idea what's going on here...

Note:

It wasn't an accident, I wrote it on purpose 😊

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