Who Said People Love Серійний Вбивці?! That's A False Truth! Oh, Life, Welcome To The "Darkness Can Conquers All" World! They Turned My Life To A Total Disaster!
Well, My New Life As A Villainess Hater's Cursed... So, These Are My "What If..." Questions Und Here They Are!:
What If 1: What If Lynn Loud And Meta Knight Are Actually 1-Year-Of-Service DeceptiNorthKoreans In 2020?
1/30/2020, 2:40 PM, Skies, Ohau, Hawaii, USA...
???1:"Well×3... Look At Those Troubled Newbies!"
???2:"Those Are The Ones. So Ask Them."
???3:"Well, You Ywo Looked Troubled. What's The Problem You Guys?"
1/30/2020Victim1:"Umm, My Name's Lynn Loud, Because My Boyfriend, Riley, Lied To Me About 2019."
1/30/2020Victim2:"Riley Never Respected My Power, Presence, My Life, My Service, And Talks Profainly. 2019's The Queen Of The Harpies!"
2019:"No, I'm Not."
1/30/2020Victim2:"Queen Of The Harpies! Here's Your Crown, Your Madjesty! Queen Of The Harpies!"
2019:"No, I'm Not! Get Away From Me, You Swine!"
Lynn:"He Gambles! Riley Always Busy With His Best Childhood Friend! He Always Nagging Me About Our RelationShip! I Divorced Him Without Saying A Single Word, Running Away! He Never Cooks, Keeps My Room Filthy, And 2019 Talks Profainly! 2019's A Queen Of The Harpies!"
2019:"I Heard You Two Said That To Me, Queen Of The Harpies!"
???1:"Well, Lynn Und M.K, I Think You Two Have A Huge Hated On Riley. It Burns Inside You. 2019 Does Talks Profainly, Because She's A Queen Of The Harpies..."
2019:"Hey! You Know I'm Nonbinary, I Don't Talk Profainly, And I'M...NOT...THE...QUEEN OF THE... HARPIES!"
???1:"Hey, Down In Front, Harpy!
2019:"Uggh! You Swine! *Blows Raspberries*"
???1:"Forget That Queen Of The Harpies! Anyways, Lynn Loud, Meta Knight, Due To Your Hatred Upon Both 2019, And Riley, You Two Must Become One Of Us!"
Meta Knight:"Holy, Frijoles! Another Aduction From Baba Yaga's Male Eqivelant-Relation...Let's Get Out Of Here!"
Lynn:"I Agree! All My Life I Have Hated Riley, Because Of My Mistakes!"
In The Past: Ohau, Hawaii, USA, Where My 2020 Self's At...
2020Me:"Ugh!! That Villain! Jacknapes! Lolligougers! Noodleheads! Ugh! Every Student In C2 Are Villains! I'll Show Them In Holy--MOLY!"
*The Two Pop Out Of My Galaxy SNote 9, Which, It Was Hacked For Stealing Pictures By Taking ScreenShots, 2020Me Gasps In Horror*
2020Me:" What The--"
The Red Hen:"Where's Is The Lazy 14 Year Old Crash Fever Holy Addict?! Where's The Lazy 2nd "What If..." Question?! Where's The Lazy Picture That Are Not That Lazy Holy Filipino's?! Where's The Lazy--"
Me:"Forget That Crazy Hen From A Fairy Tale! She's Crazy And Talks Profainly! Anyways, The 2nd "What If..." Question, Here We Come! Also, My Interest/Hobbies In Public Is The Main Characters."
What If 2:What If Spongebob WAS Corrupted/Infected By SUDS In The Touhou Project Character Of The Year 2020-2021 Awards? Feat Guest Stars: Loonie, Yuki_Okami, jjwxc, MangoK, xXBear, It's Me AZ, And More Villainess Lovers<--Thanks Guys For Giving Ideas.
11/13/2020, 7:15PM, The Touhou Project Character Of The Year 2020-2021 Awards Convention, Tokyo, Japan, 3 Hours Until The Awards...
*Every Touhou Fan Are Chattering Like Animals*
Loonie:"I Will Vote For Remillia Scarlet, Because She's A Vampire Villainess! (Oh, I'm So Obsessed With This Show, Named Villainous...)
*Thank U 4 Voting Remillia Scarlet. Would You Like 2 Vote More?*
Loonie:"No Gracias, I'm Good."
*Let The 2-On-1 MacGyver Convention Never End!*
Yuki_Okami"Umm, Hmm, I Choose Sakuya Izayoi, Kagiyama Hina, Remillia Scarlet, And Flandre, Beacsue They're My Idols!"
jjwxc:"I Agree! Remillia And Flandre Scarlet Fans Are Gonna Be So Happy!"
MangoK:"Happiness, Indeed, I Love Sakuya Izayoi, Remillia Und Flandre Scarlet!"
It's Me AZ:"Oh, My Lord, Is That Our God, Remillia Scarlet Und Her Little Sister, Flandre?!"
*Remillia And Flandre Scarlet Fans Scream:"Oh, My God, We Wanna See Them!"*
2 Hours Before The Awards...
One Person Who Ran So Far, Searching For The Good Touhou Character Campaign To Make Sure That They Are A Little Okay With An Amount Of Votes...
11/13/2020Victim:"I'm Ready!×4 Excuse Me! Pardon Me, Coming Through!"
*He Takes A Cup From The Chirno Campaign*
11/13/2020Victim:"Sorry, Apoligize For Rushing!"
Cirno:"What The-- *Looks At One Of The Cups That Went Missing* Hey! You Didn't Even Vote For Me!"
11/13/2020Victim:"Sorry, Cirno!"
Cirno:"Thanks, Your Loss."
1 Hour Before The Big Awards...
11/13/2020Victim:"Finally, Looks Like It's Raining Outside..."
SUDS:"Hello, SpongeBob! Wanna See The Best Touhou Project Fangame Of All Time?!"
*SpongeBob Nods:(no.no pls...)*
SUDS:"Yes.×6"
*SpongeBob Still Nods No, 6 Times In A Row*
SUDS:"Oh, Come On, Relax, It Won't Cost You Anything, Except Your Health, Soul And Your Memories!"
SpongeBob:"Holy Tooth Of Zadar!!!!"
*SUDS Possessing SpongeBob's Body At The Bois Restroom, Offscreen*
Corrupted SpongeBob:"I, Am, Corrupted SpongeBob!"
The Touhou Project Character Of The Year 2020-2021 Awards Awaits But...
Mahi Chopra:"And Now For The Best BGM... Flandre Scarlet!"
Flandre:"Sí! Buena Noches, Senoritas!>\=)"
Mahi Chopra:"And Now... It's The Moment Everyone's Been Waiting For... The Touhou Project Character Of The Year 2020 Is... Yuyu--KO!!"
Yuyuko:"Ugh! Fanbois, You Better Not Ruin My Life, Mutts! Wait A Minute? It's A Demon From Heck!"
Loonie:"Let's Get Out Of Here!"
Corrupted SpongeBob:"No One Leaves This Awards Alive! Not Even A Single Touhou Fan!"
Me:"Well, That Was Unfortunate. DESPAIR TO THOSE WHO BLOCK AND REPORT MY GOD-LIKE CREATION! Sorry for the caps and for my Harmful actions..."
I Am Tinted Crimson:"But We ARE Roomates! Why Did You Left Me?! 《|"But I'm Your Old Team Member..." -Evil ABC Logo(OFA)|》Be My Roomate Again, 'Cus I'm Mimikyu-Lonely, Or Else Hunkurashprash Garu Will Gulp You Down!"
Me:"Serously Marge...-_-"
To Be Continued...
***Download NovelToon to enjoy a better reading experience!***
Updated 35 Episodes
Download
Like this story? Download the app to keep your reading history.
Comments