Wimpy kid

I guess those fany tablecloths are expensive because the restaurant made my parents pay for the tablecloths that ment we OWNED it so we took it home with us. And now we pull it out every time we have a speial meel. But whenever one of my cousins comes to our house they write on the tablecloth. And the last time ant Gretchen's family came to vi2,one of her tiwns wrote a bad word in six_inch letters in permanet marker ahahahahahahah This thing with the tablecloth never would have happen if the member of my family just knew how to act CIVLIZED.my friend rowley's Family eats at their country clubs at least once a week so they know how you're supposed to act at a fancy restaurant but when the Jeffersons invited me to come along with them one time I had no idea how you were supposed to behave in a place like that. First of all I'm used to you going to places where there are pictures of the different menu items and you just point out what you want to order. But at the country club there weren't any pictures and you was all in French so when Rowley ordered I saw it sounded kind of Goofy JE VAIS PRENDE SAUMON EN PAPILLOTE,MERCI. HAHA! The restaurant also had expensive silverware and there was different type work for each course which seemed a little silly to me I'm just glad we're living in time where the fork is what we used to eat because it wasn't all that long ago that people actually use DAGGERS feed themselves and it's stressful enough in the cafeteria my school as it is there are certain types of foods you wouldn't even be able to eat without a fork and good luck to anyone trying to eat spaghetti with a knife. I wish I'd never learn to master the fork though when I was a baby I really enjoyed being fed by someone else here comes the change YouTube once you learn to feed yourself everyone expects you to keep doing it but I'm looking forward to the day when I can free my hand while I'm eating again. Num num the menus at the silverware weren't into the only things that were different about the country club. Add cornies the waiters where cowboy hats and overalls with holes in them but at the country club the theaters were dressed Hulk dog who is and looked like they were gonna going to a wedding each server had a different thing they were in charge of there was even one guy whole job was to use a knife to scrape the crumbles off tablecloth I made sure to create lots of crumbles so that guy felt like he was earning his money even having people working in the bathroom one guy's job was to hand you a little towel to dry your hands after you wash them which seemed a little odd to me in fact at first I didn't even realize that he was a restaurant employee

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