Wimpy kid

...June...

Monday

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My dad's always saying you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family and even though I get his meaning it doesn't exactly make me want to share a bowl of popcorn with him. He's right about family though because the second year born year automatically in a group of people you never asked to be a part of it's a boy. in fact when you're born a bunch of stuff has already been decided for you like where you live and even what language you will speak but since you can't actually talk you you can't tell the people taking care of you the most prunes and carrots are a bad combination I think he likes it. The first thing you learn as a kid is the grown ups or the one in charge and the second thing you want it is the they don't always make the best decisions meet the Easter Bunny. Then you find out that the people in charge of you have have people who are in charge of them at least that's the way it is in my family where grandma is who called the shorts but you'd never know she had so much power just by looking at her I made your favorite cookies there's actually a whole story to how grandma became the head of our family when my great-grandmother and meow passed away some one needed to stop up to take her place as our leader but since grandma was the youngest of four sisters it didn't look like she be the one to take over the family.

But then something happened that changed all for Easter brunch one year grandma made a pot of meatballs and everyone went crazy for them great uncle her man declared that grandma was the best cook in the family everybody else agreed which I'm sure it was hard for her older sister. The way it works in my family is the is that if you're the best cook you get the host the big holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas bug Grandma's older sister oh live far away and don't like to travel on the holiday so great onto came up with a special recipe one up Grandma but she just couldn't talk Grandma's meatballs care for some spinach dip dance grandma introduced the special meatballs everyone's been trying to get her get her to tell them the secret recipe but Grandma's no dummy she knows that giving it upward be giving up her power. So she just tells everybody that hurt meatballs only have one ingredient and nobody seems scientific with the answers so and lately a few of my aunts have been trying to steal the recipe last Christmas auntie grandchild chin try to sneak away with a few meatballs so she could take them to love and get them analyzed for the ingredients the only reason only reason she didn't get away with it was because Grandma's dog sweetie sniff sniff them out before she could get to her car bark Bark Bark. then one night aunt audra to stay with Grandma and hit her phone and a kitchen cabinet so she could record grandma making a vantage of Meatballs but grandma discovered the hidden phone and put it in the garbage displays bodies always telling grandma her recipe is so good she should open a restaurant and make a pile of money my aunt vert very sin is a businesswoman and she came up with a plan for the whole chain of arrests of restaurants that would serve Grandma's meatballs from my kitchen to yours.

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