Chapter 2: Drunk mess

Sasuke filled up his cup, cursing himself for not realizing earlier that obviously Naruto was going to get all emotional on him. That's why he hated all those girlfriends, they never lasted and Sasuke is always the one dealing with an upset moron post break-up.

But yeah, sure, just walk away. Who cares if Naruto cried all over his expensive shirt and all but ruined them with the snot and hand-twisting.

"Because only cold emotionless bastards like you do that! I wanna hold hands, and cuddle in the morning, and show her off to the world!" Naruto explained, his arms moving in an wide circular motion.

"You might as well get a dog."

"Dammit Sasuke- uwaaaahh!"

Naruto had stood up, the sudden movement causing his head to spin which made him trip over his own feet, landing pretty much on top of Sasuke.

He groaned with closed eyes, his knee having hit the stone bench they were sitting on , and opening them again he found himself face to face with a pissed off best friend.

Staring into those onix orbs he could only blame the alcohol for what he said next.

"You have pretty eyes, teme." He mumbled, still hypnotized by Sasuke's glare on him, letting out an indignant squeak when he was roughly pushed away, creating another big splash.

After coughing up the water he'd swallowed, happy there weren't any hot girls around, he glared angrily at the bastard who glared right back.

"What the hell was that for?!" He asked in an accusing tone, wading through the water so he could sit down again.

"What's with the gay shit is a better question."

"Hey! Don't say stuff like that! I happen to have very good friends who are gay."

"You happen to know Sai, who's a creep trying to get in your pants."

Naruto's mouth fell open as he stared wide-eyed at Sasuke.

"HE IS?!" He shouted, causing Sasuke to face-palm.

Naruto thought for a moment, trying to make sense inside his fuzzy brain. Then he frowned, looking at Sasuke confused.

"But how come you know that?! You've only met him twice!"

"You're just oblivious." Sasuke scoffed, leaning back and putting his arm on the ground behind him.

The water was only deep enough to reach just underneath your waist while standing, which Naruto was still doing since he'd apparently forgotten that he was on his way to sit down. Now, the blonde crossed his arms scowling at Sasuke for still being able to use such fancy word while drunk.

"Well, Sai says that gay sex isn't that much different from an*l s*x with a girl."

Sasuke winced and gave him a disbelieving look.

"I doubt it. And I really don't need images like that, dobe. And Sai also thinks shirts that show off your stomach are fashionable, and he is supposed to be gay."

"Ugh, It's not that different for the one on top, Sasuke! I mean, think about it-"

"No."

"-its not like there's anything different with the thrusting."

"Oh my God. Stop talking."

Sasuke was grimacing, cursing himself for agreeing with this stupid trip. He'd rather be stuck with Sakura in a closed room for hours than listen to this crazy gay perverted talk of a drunk Naruto.

"But Sasukeeeeee, you're the one who brought it up!"

"And I regret it."

"You're so boriiiiing!"

"For f*ck's sake just drink some more and pass out already so I can dump you in bed."

Naruto stared at him for a moment, then a smug grin spread over his face, his arms folding behind his head.

"Ha, I refuse to drink more than you do, so Im afraid that's a no go, teme."

"Are you saying I can't hold my liquor better than you, usuratonkashi?! Because I can."

"Is this a challenge?!"

Ignoring the fact that Naruto had beaten him an embarrassed amount of times in drinking contests, Sasuke gave him a determined look, refusing to back down from the challenge.

It was just the effect Naruto had on him.

"Bring it. Dead last."

After an amount of that neither could remember it was rather obvious that things were going downhill to Sasuke. Especially when Naruto insisted that they should stand up to see who could still keep their balance and Sasuke had to try standing three times before finally doing it.

Naruto spent five minutes just laughing him.

"Hey hey, teme," Naruto slurred once he'd caught his breath again, "what would you do if Sai took my a** virginity?"

Sasuke scowled at him, almost losing his balance again and being forced to hold onto the side wall.

"I'd f*cking kill that perv." He said venomously, the fact that he hated Sai with a passion surfacing now that he didn't have as much control over his emotions.

"Oohh, you're so protective, babyyy!" Naruto teased, smacking Sasuke's chest playfully.

Sasuke smacked him right back, this time stumbling and falling ungracefully to sit on the bench again.

"Hn, dobe, if anyone is taking your a** it better be me." He answered in a put out voice, because of the subject or his balance failure he wasn't sure of himself anymore.

Naruto stared at him for a moment before bursting out laughing again, clumsy walking over to Sasuke and sitting down next to him, wrapping his arm around the raven's shoulder, thighs touching too much.

"Ha! Now this," he wheezed out in-between laughs, "is why you gotta get drunk! I should've got this in camera!"

"I'm being serious here, usuratonkashi." Sasuke complained, hitting Naruto over the head with his fist.

How he reasoned to come to this conclusion he had no idea, but no way in hell was Sai allowed to get all cozy with his best friend. If Naruto had some weird gay experiment he wanted to do, he should do it with Sasuke, not creepy ugly Sai.

Yeah, he was definitely sexier than Sai, so obviously he was a better choice.

"Of course, everyone wants this sexy piece of a** of mine!" Naruto said proudly.

His confident grin was now just a few centimeters from Sasuke's face, his blue sky eyes staring slightly off focus into Sasuke dark ones.

No matter how many times he tried, he couldn't remember what happened next, to lead them from talking to a sloppy make-out session.

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To Be Continued!

(Word count: 1095)

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