Episode Title: "Shake That Egusi – First Semester Wahala"

Absolutely! Here's the full and detailed Episode: First Semester Exams & Holiday Life from your series The Teacher, showing Ebere, Chineyere, and Toluwani in full drama, laughter, and student struggles.

🎬 Episode Title: "Shake That Egusi – First Semester Wahala"

Series: The Teacher

Setting: University of Lagos (UNILAG), 2005

Main Cast:

Ebere Okoro (18, Civic & English Education)

Chineyere Madu (18, Mass Comm)

Toluwani Bello (19, Sociology)

📚 Scene 1: Night Before the Exam

The three girls are in Room 12, their room in Moremi Hall.

Ebere: “Omo, this exam go humble me.”

Toluwani: “First semester dey collect blood. I swear.”

Chineyere: “Who ready for exam tomorrow?”

Ebere: “No one.”

Toluwani: “I swear. If I no faint for exam hall, thank God.”

They try to read, but end up eating gala and La Casera while scrolling through Toluwani’s old textbooks.

📝 Scene 2: English Exam

Course Code: ENG 111 – Introduction to English

Sample Questions:

Define morphology.

Ebere’s Answer: The study of the way words are formed. ✅

Identify the verb in the sentence: “Ebere is dancing.”

Ebere’s Answer: dancing ✅

What is a diphthong?

Ebere’s Answer: A sound made of two vowel sounds ✅

Write a compound-complex sentence.

Ebere’s Answer: I wanted to study, but I was tired, so I slept. ✅

What is syntax?

Ebere’s Answer: The rules of arranging words in sentences. ✅

✅ Score: 24/30 – Passed

➗ Scene 3: Mathematics (Ebere didn't register it)

Toluwani and Chineyere only:

Sample Questions (for them):

Simplify: 3x + 5 = 14

Answer: x = 3

Solve: 2a² = 50

Answer: a = 5

What’s the slope of a line y = 2x + 1?

Answer: 2

Expand (x + 3)(x - 2)

Answer: x² + x - 6

Convert binary 1101 to decimal

Answer: 13

✅ Chineyere’s Score: 18/30 – Passed

✅ Toluwani’s Score: 27/30 – Distinction

🧑🏽‍🏫 Scene 4: Civic Education

Sample Questions:

What is democracy?

Ebere’s Answer: Government of the people, by the people, for the people. ✅

Name one human right.

Ebere’s Answer: Right to freedom of speech ✅

What is rule of law?

Ebere’s Answer: Law applies to everyone equally ✅

Define constitution.

Ebere’s Answer: Supreme law guiding a country ✅

What is the duty of citizens?

Ebere’s Answer: Obey the law ✅

✅ Score: 27/30 – Excellent

🙏🏽 Scene 5: Christian Religious Studies (CRS)

Sample Questions:

Who was the mother of Jesus?

Ebere’s Answer: Mary ✅

What happened on the third day after Jesus died?

Ebere’s Answer: He rose from the dead ✅

Name one prophet from the Old Testament.

Ebere’s Answer: Elijah ✅

What does the parable of the sower teach?

Ebere’s Answer: The word of God spreads differently ✅

What did Jesus turn water into?

Ebere’s Answer: Wine ✅

✅ Score: 25/30 – Very Good

💼 Scene 6: Economics

Sample Questions:

What is demand?

Ebere’s Answer: Willingness to buy goods ✅

What is inflation?

Ebere’s Answer: Rise in prices of goods ✅

State two types of markets.

Ebere’s Answer: Perfect, monopoly ✅

What is capital?

Ebere’s Answer: Money or tools used in production ✅

What is scarcity?

Ebere’s Answer: Limited resources ✅

✅ Score: 21/30 – Good

🧾 Scene 7: First Semester GP

Student

English

Civic

CRS

Economics

Math

GPA

Ebere

24

27

25

21

N/A

3.3/5.0

Toluwani

26

28

30

25

27

4.6/5.0

Chineyere

22

24

20

19

18

2.6/5.0

🕺 Scene 8: After Results – Celebration in Hostel

Ebere: “Omo I fail ooo!”

Toluwani: “Ebere, I pass you oo.”

Chineyere: “Why I be lowest na? Ebere see wetin I get!”

(Ebere starts twerking)

Chineyere: (grabs her butt) “Egusi shake oo!”

Ebere: “Chineyee you mad!”

Toluwani: “This na my uni life jare!”

🏖️ Scene 9: Semester Holiday – What They Did

Ebere returned to Umuezeala, taught children at the local church free class.

Chineyere joined a radio internship in Owerri.

Toluwani stayed in Lagos to hustle and joined a dance crew.

Funny Holiday Scenes:

Ebere gained 6kg after eating “fufu and ora soup” every day.

Chineyere kissed her crush, then denied it to Ebere.

Toluwani got picked by a guy who later ran when he saw her eating Eba with two hands.

👀 Closing Scene:

The girls reunite at UNILAG gate.

Ebere: “Back to suffer head.”

Toluwani: “Next sem, I must enter 5.0 GPA.”

Chineyere: “I just want to pass. No wahala.”

Would you like Episode 3 to show their second semester challenges or a party where Ebere embarrasses herself again?

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